The Official MTG Snowstorm/Lore Thread

>>48214291
Ok, guys, Post your stuff if you have a newer flake that has not been on the flakesheet yet. I'll make a new flakesheet with them, since I still have the template.

>>48214291
First for Filth anon needs to write more smut.

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>>48214344
Here is my latest flake! Feedback welcome.

>>48214345
I'm working on it! Even I need days off.

>>48214345
>>48214382
Please fucking stop.

Also, I will officially start resetting the snowsheet every 50-70 flakes. Sound fair?

>>48214394
Yeah, this seems reasonable.

>>48214387
Just ignore it if you don't like it. It's not hurting anyone, and every time people try to police what's in the thread it derails things worse than whatever they were butthurt about it in the first place.

>>48214363
Seems solid, don't talk shit about Avacyn though, I'll cut you.

>>48214291
>Unless that's too gay.
You'd like that, wouldn't you?

>>48214420
>this is what smut addicts actually believe

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Inspired by the Flakepoint trailer, and with unbound desire to make my dick seem bigger with my OC, I present the almost assuredly non-canon (unless Brisela is not addressed in any of the stories, and then still probably not) Eldritch Moon Trailer for Igan.

>>48214429
She doesn't particularly dislike Avacyn, just the Cathars. Well, right now she's not too happy, but I mean...no one is.

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Well, time to post the sheets for the witch sisters. Was going to post them in a single image, but for the purposes of the new sheet and the repository, I will post each of their sheets seperately. I apologize for the rush of sheets before hand. You can shoot out feedback to vent out your frustrations.

With Messenger, Beep, and the witches, I think my palette of flakes is about fulfilled. Time to furiously writefag.

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>>48214344
Leon's sheet, since nobody put him on the snowstorm.

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>>48214437
I'm pretty sure it's confirmed that Sigarda takes them out, though the details are fuzzy on that, could be false. Das pretty edgy though, also hands off that spear, that's not for humans.
>I actually refuse to equip Moonsilver Spear to non-angels when I play MtG even if it costs me the game.
Such is life for a massive faggot.

>>48214476
Truth.
Pic related.

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>>48214534
I'm sorry to be so pedantic, but it's "separated" and that is a misspelling that for some reason really irks me.

>>48214486
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>>48214549
I love it! And in a non-lewd way!

>>48214526
In his mind, using an angelic weapon to kill what is formerly an angel is a way to honor her. Also, other than Serena, there's like, one angel left to take it away from him, and Sigarda's busy. I'm also perfectly happy to have an afterscript of a defeated Igan limping away.

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>>48214579
>mfw
I even knew that it was written "separated", yet I fucked it up by not noticing it. Welp.
>>48214593
>in a non-lewd way
>laughing witches.jpg

Is Tamiyo the first walker we have seen with a unique way of spellcasting?
Most of the other walkers just seem to.... wave their arms and magic happens.

>>48214612
Be a really sick dude, kill her with her own Goldnight blades.

>>48214649
Part of that is due to canon spellcasting being a bit...fuzzy, I think. Tamtam is pretty cool, though.

>>48214291
What secondary colour would be good for a primarily Red Planeswalker with a focus on Artifact Creatures? White seems like the best choice.

>>48214612
>>48214676
And then walk away without looking behind you.

>>48214716
Real slow, like an anime villain.

>>48214704
Blue. UR has a habit of tinkering. White is possible, but the two don't really have much to do with each other.

>>48214726
Right. Walk very, very slowly.

>>48214701
All Gideon seems to do is glow all golden and swing his noodle-sword. And he's supposed to be some sort of lawmage? At least that's what his backstory says.

>>48214676
If he could get ahold of them, he'd do it, but I'm pretty sure they got assimilated into Brisela when they melded.

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>>48214549
These are adorable. Really wishing to see more hijinks with them in the future.

>>48214549
>green doesn't have tig bitties
Flavor fail

>>48214738
Yeah, I don't know what's up with that. Gideon is particularly egregious.

>>48214849
What do you think the giant growth is for, obviously

not that she looks to be the flattest anyway

>>48214517
>named Beatrice
>witch
>not using Beato as the image

>>48214734
I think I liked White over Blue because of White's smallish focus in artifacts as well as White liking small creatures.

I also might have been influenced by cards like Flamewright and Master's Call, which I really like.

>>48214919
White is certainly doable, it's just not what I would label the "best" choice, but if it works for the character, go for it.

>>48214486
I want Alice to tend to my wounds!

>>48214758
Not possible, Emrakul can't affect non-living things, it's why none of their clothing exists on their form anymore.

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New blue flake, a young doctor mage dedicated to finding the cure! Thought about making him white or white blue, but I think he's more about the quest for learning that actually helping (not that he'd admit it.)

>>48214961
I really like this guy. And I think you can definitely get away with mono-U. Nice use of cards, although I'm wondering if it makes sense for him to have cards from planes you don't note him as having gone to? I really like his ignition as well. Very nice effort, and it feels like a really well-thought-out character. (Minor typos: "tool" > "toll", "immagined" > "imagined")

>>48215022
Ah, thanks!

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>>48214486
I smell slice of life shenanigans from a mile away with these.

>>48215091
I want to see the five witches' wide-faces.

>>48215115
The what faces?

I'm hoping to have Rynn meet up with some other flakes if anyone wants to do a thing.

>>48215153
I'd be down for it. Damian's a bit tied up right now, but Marlis is just wandering around across the multiverse, especially on Innistrad, killing bad things and dismantling corruption, so she's an option.

>>48215153
Well if you're on Innistrad there is a wealth of flakes to interact with, it's the place to be right now. Just be careful of all the fire, we're almost all red flakes.

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>>48215121
The wide faces!

>>48215223
Dear god, you meant those.

Can I like the witches and their shenanigan potential without wide faces?

Christ. Snowsheets are a fucking chore.

>>48215198
Not familiar with Marlis, but sure.

>>48215212
Sounds like a great time for a flake who just ignited and showed up on Innistrad.

>>48215287
She just got posted here >>48214363

>>48215297
Looks good! Are you in the steam group?

>>48215324
No, I've heard people talk about it but I don't know what it is.

>>48215336
go to steam, look up communities and groups. Search for MTG Flake and Lore, join the chat.

>>48215336
Look up MTG flakes waifus and lore on steam, and hop in the group chat. Someone will invite you.

>>48215351
Found it, but I'm not sure I can join the chat without joining the group.

>>48215424
You can, you'll show up as a guest but it works.

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HEY

I have a request. Would all of you who want your flakes to be in the new snowsheet fill out the following templates I'm about to link for me? It'll make my job about 50x easier, and I can get this done way quicker. Use whatever font you want. I don't have Beleren.

>>48215630
see
>>48214961

>>48215630
Sure.

>>48215654
Hop on the steam chat too.

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>>48215630
For the dual mana symbols, if they don't exist in this yet, just make them. Those are only used for 4 colored flakes.

>>48215747
What font?

>>48215890
Times new roman, maybe? Or if you have Beleren, use that.

I'd say make it between size 11 and 14, whatever fits better.

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>>48215747
done

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>>48215747
Here's what I've got.

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>>48215747

Anyone made flake decks yet?

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>>48215747
These are kind of a pain to make. But there's more on the way.

>>48216511
>These are kind of a pain to make. But there's more on the way.
NOw you see why I didn't want to make 70 of them.

>>48216501
I did one for Leon. Here's a link.
http://deckstats.net/deck-10556807-4466523a9d50b26b0cd772d9ccc33050.html

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>>48215747

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>>48215747
And here's the snowsheet for my dumbest flake.

>>48216825
What a cutie.

These templates are great. Keep 'em coming. I'll conglomerate them all when the thread is around 270 posts.

>>48217143
gonna post mine in whatever thread's around in eight few hours, that cool?

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>>48215747
And now an old favorite.

>>48216825
Would give the dragon D

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>>48215747
And I think this is the last one.

>>48216708
You know, I think I want to touch up the description on this one. Don't use this picture.

>>48217643
Ok

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>>48217723
All right, use this one instead.

This is boring. Clearly a lack of smut or new flakes.

>>48218422
>Implying those are the only interesting things that happen in these threads.

Rynn anon here, anyone want to do a story?

>>48216571
>>48215630
Just so you know, I'm still saving every snowflake that gets posted. When there's enough of them on the waiting list, I'll chew through them all at once and just add them on.

As it is, it isn't worth the effort with only ten or so flakes waiting to be added. So unless you really feel the urge to do it yourself, you don't need to.

I don't even know if this thread will make it through the night.

>>48219158
It will. Threads have moved slower before and been fine.

>>48219167
See >>48218721. The question remains whether you're interested in doing this entirely yourself or whether I should continue doing the sheet's updates myself.

>>48219293
Hey Gaia what are your kinks.

I'm new to this stuff but I've been thinking of making a character/Snowflake/whatever.

I said earlier that I want to do a Red-White Walker with an affection for Artifact Creatures. I was thinking a home plane of Fiora would be a nice idea, since artifact creatures are fairly common there.

I don't have an ignition (or much of anything else other than the main bits) in mind yet, but I do like the idea of his/her first planeswalk being to Mirrodin and running into Myr.

I'm not sure just how deep into the character I should get.

>>48219326
Careful, Mirrodin is all Phyrexia now. You don't want to do that an expose yourself to oil. As far how far is your choice. A lot of people are making stories right now with other people, and someone talked about running games for it earlier.

>>48219326
Get as deep as you want to get, I say. I'm an expert on how deep people should get into characters.

ha ha ha

>>48219379
Please, we all know You make sure characters get deep inside

>>48219167
That's because of weird Anons like me stopping it from dying.

Not just me though. And we're all pretty weird.

>>48219405
We're all weird, and we all love our flakes.

>>48219443
Then lets get kinky and write smut.

>>48219314
You'll never know, you slut.

>>48219293
Either or. I have a doc open right now, tho.

>>48219669
Are you kidding? I'm sure that anyone who's been in enough threads could make some educated guesses about some of them.

>>48219722
Post em then anon. I bet futa and femdom for two.

>>48219738
Futa is the worst fetish

>>48219738
Nah, I'm good. What I infer about Gaia's fetishes will likely be shoveled out of my brain sometime down the line, ages from now when I've forgotten about the flake threads.

>>48219801
Indeed. But where is the line between futa and a double ended dildo/strap on?

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I'm wanting to start MTG, but I was wondering: how many editions are in this game? Are there cards that are made worthless with like a new edition or something?

Also, where should I begin? An intro deck? Where?

>>48219984
Enter your city and state here
http://locator.wizards.com/
It will you where the closest flgs is
Go there, say "hey, I want to play magic" and they should be like "Sick" and maybe give you help and some free cards.
If you want to dive right in, there is a sealed event happening this friday-sunday for the prerelease of spooooky moon. Learn how to play the game and then participate in a nice casual atmosphere while everyone slowly gets sleepier and sleepier through the course of the weekend.

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What color is he?

>>48220108
Green

>>48220108
>>48220470
I'd say Jund colors
He goes about things in a red/green way, but the focus is him specifically fighting against and conquering the forces of nature, a very black thing to do.

Your flake happens upon a poor lost child wandering by the rode. He's cold and dirty, and he can't find his parents. What does your flake do?

>>48220633
Sit down and want to go home too.

Alternatively, get lost himself helping the child because he doesn't any sense of direction.

>>48220648
Who is your flake?

>>48220633
Shelter him, give him water and food. If he can't find the kid's parents, employ him as a messenger or squire. He'll earn a wage, learn valuable skills, and always have a place in Leon's band if he chooses.

>>48220682
Rynn and DIOMEDES

>>48220633
The Cathar would do his best to get the child home, even though it would probably mean carving through hordes of hellspawn knowing his luck, but he would be glad that he got there before whatever abomination makes the spider babies.
Hondick would offer to train the child to battle against Phyrexians using a shovel and tell them the stories he heard as a child.
Anna would probe their mind for clues to where their home is and then take them there.
Jorge would do much the same as The Cathar
Starke would try, but if she had a knightly order set up on the plane, she might just take them so they can be taught in the ways of the Knights of Akroma.

>>48220633
>>48220648
"Ohhhh, what pooor babiiies. Don't worry, dear sweet children. Cry not in mommy's presence. There there, everything will be fine, my dear little darlings. It will be just. All. Right."

*she smiles wickedly*

>>48220806
And then we remember why Rynn is afraid of everything on Innistrad and cancels the fuck away everything.

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>>48220806
the real question is will poor little blue flake get pass the fear in time to nope on out before she gets him all tied and bound in spider silk.

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>>48220633
Show the child the simple trick of turning strong feelings into red mana, then red mana into warmth. Teach the child over the next hour, by convincing the kid to draw from the love of his parents. Tell the child anything he wants, including his home and his family, will come to him if he wills it strong enough, see to it the kid understands, then send him on his way before planeswalking. A child discovers power, perhaps even his way home, and vetomancy spreads to a new host.

>>48220871
fuck, now someone needs to photoshop that "poor little white guy" porn thing into "poor little blue mage"

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>>48220806
>spiders

>>48220888
so I guess spoilers aren't working or something, anyone else having issues with spoilering?

>>48220782
>Mfw I got the cathar in right before Spider Mom got there
>>48220806

>>48220915
"YOU!!!!! YOU BURNED MY BABIES!!!!!"

>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>Spider Mom used REEEEEE. It was super effective!

>>48220941
What's spider mom's name in the repository? I can't find anything.

>>48220941
Meanwhile, Rynn's hopping away like he's in a burlap sack, hoping they've forgotten about him.

>>48220957
Mommy Dearest I think.

>>48220941
>>48220915
So are the Cathar and Sonia friends? I think in some writing she was leading and army against spider mom.

>>48220806
>>48220979
>tfw you have a mommy kink
>but don't want to actually be turned into a spider
what do

>>48220957
https://drive.google.com/folderview?id=0Bwl7IuoVRkFxV1JQUFY5aGp2STg&usp=drive_web&tid=0Bwl7IuoVRkFxUDZRVGVfQ1BDbm8

>>48215630
So, this is just for new flakes, right?

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>>48220941
>They finally fight, and Spider Mom brings all of her brood to fight against him
>Not enough burn spells
>Cast pic related
>Use the distraction to move back to a better location
>Hope Spider Mom is catatonic from killing her children.

>>48221026
Do like me and flirt and hope to get 'captured'?

>>48221080
yeah but then how do you get out without becoming spiders. that is the main problem here.

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>>48221040
>>Hope Spider Mom is catatonic from killing her children.
Aw man. That's actually a sad image. Even if she is a creepy fucking spider.

>>48221119
Planeswalk or use some magic to take control of her turn? Unsummon?

>>48221119
I think she only turns children into spider abominations. So you're safe from that.

She'll just eat you instead.

>>48221152
>tfw not a blue mage
>can't planeswalk covered in spider silk
>get turned into spiders

>>48221135
>All of her children are scuttling towards their target, chittering as they prepare to feast.
>But suddenly a wave of magic washes out and her children stand still
>She moves to attack, but the Children turn on her with glowing red eyes.
>They rip and tear at their own mother while she's trying to get them to stop
>That moment when she starts killing them to stop them from killing her.

>>48221040
"..."
".........."

>Her stunned silence continues
>thousand yard stare
>collapses in a heap, still staring at the horizon
>yfw evil walker is reliving the moments when her real children were butchered before her eyes and she was powerless to save them

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>>48221223
>Spider Mom's face when

>>48221256
Godammit, first I was sad and then I laughed, fuck you.

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>>48221210
>>48221223

>>48221210
>>48221223
Quick! Cathar! Now's your chance! Get her while she's down and distracted!!!!

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>>48221394
RIGHT
>2nd main phase

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>>48215747

>>48221508
>As the smoke clears, the Cathar, hoping against hope, is at last rewarded with a sight of victory
>He closes in, crossbow raised
>The drider lays before him, her body burned, ruined, and wracked with the infrequent spasm
>She has collapsed on her side, away from him
>Her legs are charred beyond recognition. Her abdomen is nearly burnt away, coating the ground in her blackened spidery entrails.
>The Cathar circles around the carnage to get a good lool at her face. He is prepared for any last-minute surprises.
>And there she lies, still alive, her face contorted in agony. The left half of her face has been charred to the bone, sickeningly exposing her muscles and blackened eye.
>But from her good eye flows open and stinging tears.
>She is not looking at the Cathar, she doesn't even see him.
>With her good arm, she is straining for the shattered corpses of one of the spiderlings, which lies just out of reach.
"Mmmm....Mi-i...cah...."
>The child's name bubbles out of her throat, spilling black hot ichor with it.
>She shudders violently, each and every working muscle moving of it's own accord.
>Then, at last, with a long and breathy sigh, her body relaxes, her life fades. Her last good eye widens and glosses over, staring forever at the children only she can see.

>and thus it ends

>>48220806
>>48220915
>>48220941
>>48221040
>>48221210
>>48221223
>>48221256
>>48221394
>>48221508
>>48221755
This story was more emotionally jarring and well-written then the entirety of EMN combined.

>>48221818
We've only had what, 3 stories so far?
calm your tits.

>>48221755
>The Cathar watches this from behind his mask
>staring on as his former nemesis passes away in a bout of humanity.
>A long silence
>He shoots the head with a bolt just to be safe.

Apparently there are people who want a Hedron Crab Planeswalker.

Those people are most likely insane, and I wasn't recommending anyone make a flake sheet for it...even if Crab tribal would be a funny thing, we should not make this as it would be silly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ9YTr8gBPI
Oban Flake Racers when?

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>>48215747
Graveborn, from Innistrad
Zombie Horror Pirate

Cursed Pirate Captain of the pirate ship The Lady Death. Once a human that was cursed by a shaman, Graveborn now travels with a crew of other Planeswalkers who go from plane to plane pillaging and plundering across the Blind Eternities.

Ellisar Fæcaryn, from Ravnica
Artifact Elf Soldier

Upon dying, Ellisar planeswalked into a Vedalken facility on an undisclosed plane where they experimented on him with Etherium grafts and task him along with a covert group of Planeswalkers to eradicate beings foreign to the planes they are on currently to prevent outside influence on those planes.

Chiyō Yoshimi, from Kamigawa
Human Samurai

Once a Samurai in service to Konda, Chiyō is a Rōnin that spends most of her time at taverns drinking, fighting, and flirting. She doesn't know that she's a Planeswalker as she didn't planeswalk when her spark ignited in battle. Now she just searches for an opponent strong enough to defeat her.

Gage Oakheart, from Alara
Human Knight

Still just a child, Gage's spark ignited when he retrieved an herb from a dragon's nest to aid his ill mother. Now, he learns from dragons and uses them as a proxy for a father figure who died in combat.

Lélunde, from an unnamed plane
Unknown Race Mystic

Lélunde was created as the only being on his plane. His spark ignited when his plane went super nova. Now he travels to planes to repair any damages to them and keeping them stable not to meet the same fate as his plane. And he teaches a single guardian from each plane how to use his magics to keep their plane safe.

Sockeezian Jones, from D'imaginaria
Sock Puppet

This living sock known as "Sock" was a professional thumb... toe wrestler that unraveled his wrestling partners and fell into debt from gambling. His spark ignited when he overdosed on detergent and now he travels from plane to plane accumulating gambling debts and sleeping around. The. Just planeswalking away without paying his debts.

>>48215630
Am i still in time to do that?

>>48222425
She said she would only collect at the end of the thread, so I'm guessing yes.

>>48219669
Well if you want to take over on that side of the project from now on and you think you'll do it more efficiently, be my guest.

>>48222425
Fear the Sock.

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One more flake. Tell me what you guys think.

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>>48222646
Full pic.

>>48222655
Vro'nakul, would you agree that the Hedron Crab cannot become a planeswalker as it is not sentient?

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>>48215747
Angelica, from Lorwyn
Shapeshifter Rebel

Angie is a Changeling who's fluid body is acidic. After it had befriended a Kithkin boy and hugged him, it's body dissolved half of the boy's body killing him. Angie's spark ignited after the boy's parents attacked it and ever since Angie has traveled around the multiverse trying to live a quiet and peaceful life.

>>48222690
Some would agree that Elementals can't have sparks, yet Lorwyn is a thing. What's your point?

>>48222690
Also, it's just Vronak. The current namefagging is a play of current lore events.

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Did Venn's Flake deck. At least one of them. This is the deck he uses when he's on a rampage and angry at shit.

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>>48215630
Angry flake.

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>>48215630
Sexy flake.

>>48222787
Yeah, but there are people who are arguing that the flavor text on the latest printing of the crab indicates it is sentient and has planeswalked somewhere else.

Also I just found out it is Ancient Crab, not Hedron Crab.

>>48222796
Okay.

>>48222809
Sweet. Would you like to test against the deck I built for Leon?

>>48222869
The Oath printing? I don't know about being able to have a spark. Why, were you planning on making a flake out of one?

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Hey Gaia anon, made Venn's thing for the flake sheet

>>48222913
In a bit. I'm at a friend's house right now and I need to get home.

>>48222947
> she fused with Bruna and became Emrakul's bitch
ftfy

>>48222869
Also, It's early for me and I just realized that you might be discussing this topic in another thread. My personal opinion is no, I don't think it's sentient beyond the point of basic animalistic awareness. So, I don't think they can have a spark. But, stranger things have happened. We'll just have to wait and see.

>>48221954
Oh fuck. Is Spider Mom kill now?

>>48223014
She lives. in your nightmares.

>>48223014
Canonically, yes. She's dead and as such, should be removed from the flakesheet and the depository.

>>48223028
B-but...I liked Spider Mom...

>>48223026
You live in my nightmares. not drawing me anything for my favor.

>>48223042
She is canonically dead, by community decision.

>>48223058
B-but...But! ....She was one of the better flakes. Now who do we have to fill the creepy ass villain slot?

>>48223028
>>48223042
Meh. Doesn't mean she has to stay dead. Vronak could resurrect her, though she wouldn't have a spark anymore. Perhaps she could go on an adventure to reignite her spark.

>>48223058
>canonically dead, by community decision
How about no? How about the creator decides if she's dead or not?

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>>48222964
I'll fucking destroy you.

>>48223026
Definitely in mine.

>>48215747
Here you go, angry, angry angel.

>>48223076
It doesn't matter. Through community consensus, Spider Mom is officially no longer part of the flake storm.

I mean, someone like Vronak could bring her back but she's definitely absolutely dead.

>>48223076
The Black Dragon fills all creepy villain slots.

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>>48223081
Bring it. You'll have to fight your beloved Avacyn's face to do it. I just might throw in the old Gisela for you as well.

>>48223089
Since when did we start removing dead flakes from the storm or the repo? Since when have greentext counted as canon? Also, is Spider mom the first flake to be kill?

>>48223080
Seconded. If the creator of a flake is not ok with said flake dying I don't see how anyone could decide in their place.

>>48223139
Well, whoever greentexted it was namefagging as Spider Mom. Could've been Gaia anon.

>>48223137
Technically, yes. Chillbrass went on a flake killing spree, but none of that is canon. And I don't know if Spider-Mom dying would be canon. Seriously, it's hard to outright kill a Planeswalker, even post-mending. They can simply planeswalk away. Usually it comes from sacrifice, or due to the Planeswalker being rendered unconscious, or them choosing to stay and fight due to misplaced sense of "honor". Pffsh.

>>48223118
Creating mockeries of the beings she loved the most would only make her madder, you fucked up.

>>48223152
Doesn't mean it's canon though.

>>48223163
If it's posted in this thread, it's as good as canon.

You can't just go 'lol jk my flake totally isn't a slut.' If you wrote it, you wrote it.

>>48223163
How does Serena feel about not being involved in Spider Mom's death? I know the two of them had a certain...affinity.

>>48223180
My nightmares have already replaced her, unfortunately, I miss the spider mom nightmares.

>>48223169
So i could just wrote in the thread about Kaya turning half the flakes into mindless zombies and it would be canon? Neato. Gonna get writing asap.

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>>48223163
Look at the spoiler pic after you read all this.

Doesn't mean she wouldn't have to bring herself to actually fight exact duplicates of them. Fighting them in a fit of rage might help right off the bat, but what about when she's becoming more focused from the fight and starts seeing that her actions visually are her assaulting those she loves. After a while it'll wear on one's mind and heart. Could she bring herself to kill them?

>>48223200
And they could write about undoing it, sure. It also wouldn't get you many friends.

>>48223169
>You can't just go 'lol jk my flake totally isn't a slut.' If you wrote it, you wrote it.
Wow, that sounded awfully specific and bitter.

>>48223169
That's not how flake storms work. If that's the case, I could just have Messenger kill all of your personal flakes with a giant Myr Battlesphere.

>>48223216
Hence why I am not doign such a stupid thing?
Look, I get that you are in full removal frenzy like a burn player that keeps topdecking Bolts, but I have still not heard Gaia saying "yes my flake is dead". Hence, it is not.

>>48223216
What are you talking about, anon? You already don't have many friends.

>>48223230
He's the mono-red player that just cast Lightning Bolt for a fifth time.

>>48223230
You might not, but they did. They went through the process of killing off Spider Mom, so Spider Mom's dead.

What's the point in writing this stuff if you're just going to ignore it? It's canonical, official and community-endorsed.

>>48223275
>They went through the process of killing off Spider Mom, so Spider Mom's dead.
Correction YOU went through with it, without approval from anyone.

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I left for a weekend and everyone's either dying or screaming about dying.

This is why I can't go to nice places.

>>48223275
your bait is pretty good my dude. here's a (you)

>>48223275
Things can only be "canonical" if they flake's creator agrees to it. There are a lot of things typed up here as fanfic that isn't considered canon.

>>48223285
And why should we care what you think? It's not like you've ever contributed.

>>48223089
>>48223058
If the community was what decided things for flake canonicity, then Diomedes got raped and can never lose, Serena tit-fucked a guy into ignition, Ludevic and Geralf are butt-buddies, Gaia took a dragon dick, and Chillbrass killed Vronak. The list goes on and on. Wait until the creator gives his/her say, ok?

>>48223285
Welcome back, Nish-Anon.

>>48223294
never contributed?
uh. what?

>>48223300
thanks for the welcome. what the fuck did I miss?

also, almost done Nishal's flakeslot then I'll move on to Iosha.

>>48223298
So the 'non-canon' stuff writefaggotry and the interest in 'non-canon' content far outweighs the truly content in both quantity and importance?

So why not make that the true canon instead? I mean, I don't give a fuck about Gaia or Serena beyond their tits and I'm quite sure that the silent majority agrees with me. Undefeatable DIOMEDES (you spelt it wrong btw) that got raped is far more interesting than his 'original' character.

>>48223294
Firstly, stop being antagonistic. Secondly, you're wrong in this. Stop acting like peeps can kill off flakes without their creator's approval. If that was the case, you could kill off a flake in mid-writefagging and claim that they cannot finish their writefagging due to it. Get outta here with that asshattery.

>>48223311
Point out anything of quality you made in these threads, faggot. I'm yet to see anything.

>>48223316
Different anon, fuck off.

>>48219357
Planeswalkers are immune to Phyrexian oil.

>>48223311
Dont worry about it, its some really vitriotic troll at work. Anyone who isnt an idiot has seen you doing things.

>>48223314
>silent majority
>implying anyone lurks in threads that are meant for people to join in on and make characters.
>>48223331
>different anon
like anyone's going to believe that. I mean, I dislike Vronak as much as the next guy, but stop shitting up the thread, dude.

>>48223294
Wow, who shit in your coffee this morning?

>>48223342
Nice try at removing your name to try and make yourself look like a different anon, Nishal.

>>48223339
Well he's either vitriolic or he's doing for "Am I cool yet" points on /b/ or an imageboard with more lax age restrictions.

>>48223351
Well aren't you just an utter cuntbicycle?

>>48223339
Literally the only ones who have made anything of quality in these threads:
>Gaia
>Serena
>Vronak
>Reprehensible

Don't even talk to me about Murdock's 'art' or Messenger's bullshit. They're pretty much non-contributors.

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>>48223351
Pic included to make you look like a faggot.

>>48223381
>I can use photoshop!
That's great, man.

>>48223390
Put on a trip so I can filter your bullshit, at least.

>>48223311
Not much, we're clearing out the OP sheet to make way for new flakes, but not deleting the older flakes from the repository. Some sad writefagging, but the ending is very not approved of, so it's non-canon until Gaia returns and says it's allowed. And now both Mudock-chan and Serena-chan have enormous racked flakes.

>>48223371
Way to be a dick, friend.

>>48223371
Des-chan made some things that were nifty. But, as for myself, I've only writefagged about Vronak's origins. Nothing really noteworthy.

>>48223371
Confirmed for troll beyond any doubt.

>>48223371
Nice job exposing yourself, Vronak.

>>48214291
So, let's cut out some of the dead flakes from the flakesheet to make more space for new flakes and quality flakes.

So, low and inactive quality ones that need to go
>Balbus
>Kolya
>Ninki
>Harla
>Inzhu
>Azof
>Granny Swamp
>Skotonos
>Wrotok
>Anastasia
>Ginger
>Hondick
>Mephiri
>Selenra
>Amund
>Forpols
>Stuzec
>Acervus
>Iriqi
>Argyle
>Iohannes
>Joth
>Karas
>Kharan
>Remes
>Sajek
>Zix
>Anna
>Cala
>Del
>Sumarru
>Veldren
>Eris
>Irriad
>Ivander
>Jakrol
>Kinraker
>Thyranno
>Dipterius
>Izari
>Mihails
>Sem
>Tomiko
>France
>Naran
>Sabratza
>Albin
>Getias
>Jed
>Rinteller

Continued...

>>48223457

>Sonia
>Ylia
>Ariadne
>Cadros
>Deka
>Elfion
>Makayel
>Sonia
>Phylakteos
>Symon
>Torbern
>Xaniphe
>Hakam
>Iosha
>Lawrence
>Nicodemus
>Quilon
>Gotyr
>Kahomat
>Marjanah
>Tok
>Kaina
>Shurguul
>Varametra
>Fiorenza
>Horo
>Sheng
>Tazdir
>Zenri
>Diorach
>Dyna
>Arkhesh
>Friend
>Huija
>Marau
>Roman
>Siah'liel
>Vanya
>Corvin
>Jorge
>MYrina
>Immoran
>Starke
>Sudev
>Astera
>Joseph
>Alban
>Cianne
>Kikiki
>Leerahll
>Sydhar
>Ygraine
>Narimi
>Evantu
>Hasomaru
>Pitch

Then we can merge the two sheets back and include the new flakes.

>>48223457
>>48223464
We already decided to just start a new sheet. Sorry troll, but no one is getting removed.

>>48223457
>cala, jakrol, etc
Anon was around just yesterday.
>Anna
Same
>del
You what.

Confirmed for not knowing what the hell are you on about.

>>48223464
>>48223457
This is going to go down well.

>>48223474
Low quality and inactive, I said.

I guess I should've included Murdock as well, sorry.

>>48223474
Its just a troll, ignore it.

>>48223457
>>48223464
As much as I disagree with this troll, there is a point in removing all of the inactive flakes - or at least, making a new sheet specifically for active and new flakes and using that instead.

Old flakes are in the repository, why would she waste space on them in the OP?

>>48223492
>>48223471
a new sheet does sound best desu.

>>48223508
Didn't we already agree to just make a new sheet and not worry about active/inactive but simply have the newer flakes on the sheet? It solves the problem neatly. As for trolls, please to ignore and not take the bait. It shits up the thread way more than whatever people are complaining about in the first place.

>>48223514
This. Stop paying attention to the really furious neckbeard troll.

>>48223514
But why not include the more active but older flakes like Gaia and Vronak's flakes as well?

>>48223464
>>48223457
http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?action=advanced&name=+[troll]&subtype=+[%22Troll%22]

>>48223528
Because then it's super-easy for one person to simply eliminate or allow whatever flakes they happen to like, and it's not particularly fair.

>>48223457
You're really devoting a lot of your personal time to being an asshat towards people you'll never know irl, aren't you? Why don't you take a chill pill and relax a bit. Stop trying to force your opinions, and yes they are only your opinions, onto other people. This entire thread is about simply bullshitting and having fun. Don't take it so seriously when people don't agree with you.

>>48223564
It is fair, just include the flakes of the people that are obviously active and the greater contributors to these threads.

What the fuck happened in here?

>>48223564
This.

>>48223571
Some troll is really riling people up.

>>48223565
You're mistaking quality control for malice, anon.

>>48223567
No, we are taking out all flakes on the current thread's sheet and adding on all the ones we haven't yet to start a new sheet. We aren't deleting any flakes from the repo. Just making a new sheet for the thread's OP pic. That's all. We aren't killing off flakes. We aren't deleting flakes. We aren't forgetting about flakes. Writefagging will continue as normal with all flakes in the repo.

>>48223571
Someone is saying their writefagging of killing off Spider-Mom is canon and saying she needs to be deleted from the repo.

>>48223599
The thing is, I'm not talking about that. I'm talking about using the OP sheet as a tool for featuring new flakes and active flakes at the same time, not new ones.

>>48223598
Quality control on /tg/ is another term for "STOP HAVING FUN I DON'T LIKE".

>>48223618
And I think this is probably a problem, because it requires a judgment call that we don't necessarily want someone to make.

>>48223623
Jesus, what's with the ass pain?

>>48223618
Maybe we need to do a thing that illustrates which flakes are available for writefagging and which ones are "in use", as it were.

I think we could also do with something indicating who made which flake on the repo.

>>48223639
All the people who get content banned because they don't like other people having fun.

>>48223618
Then it gets discriminatory. People can just not put a flake up on the OP sheet simply because they don't like it and say "oh, well they aren't active so I don't have to put them up". If one comes down, all come down. It's only fair. Also, it would be a clusterfuck of taking flakes off and adding them back on when people involve older flakes into writefagging. Which I believe Des will be doing when she returns from vacay.

>>48223631
Are you saying that you don't trust Gaia, the sole individual that has been maintaining this project so far for our benefit, literally the only one that has taken any responsibility, to fairly decide which flakes are active?

>>48223650 is right, we need some method of highlighting the active flakes so that newcomers know who and what we're discussing in these threads.

>>48223639
It does kinda seem as if people talking about "quality control" are saying "my flakes are better". Anon could've been politer about it, I guess, but "quality control" is a bit unfair because this isn't really the right board for "some of these things are terrible" I feel like.

>>48223639
Because you are being stupid.

In all honestly the only thing I want to happen is for all the flakes to gang up on that one at the very base of the larger repo and murder the shit out of her. because she doesn't really belong in the setting.

>>48223663
You have to remember, anon, all of these things are terrible. We're all terrible here. I mean, we sit in this thread literally writing fanfiction for a card game. We have to at least be a little self aware.

>>48223661
So we're just going to turn the thread into whatever Gaia's pet flakes are? I don't dislike her, but that seems a little bit unreasonable. She's just one person; she'd have to constantly monitor the threads at all times, and it means it would be difficult for anyone to take over for her, for example. That's why I'm saying we should simply be basing this determination on age of flake. If someone wants to find an older flake that's being discussed, they can go to the repo, it's not like I'm saying they should be stricken from the record and never heard from again.

>>48223657
Or instead of updating the sheet, a new sheet can be made every time, that only keeps the flakes from the old sheet that are active. It's got to be a much simpler process than rearranging the entire sheet with every update.

There's clearly a few of us in favor of the idea, there's no harm in including active, high quality flakes on the OP sheet in order to highlight the flakes that we're currently talking about. If any newcomers come, it could be something to point and say "these are the characters that are currently relevant and matter."

>>48223661
>>48223663
Remember this: All flakes are equally shit.

Also, I point out again that having "active only" flakes on the OP pic means a lot of removing and adding of flakes just because someone stops using or starts using flakes in their writing. It'll be a pain in the ass that no one wants to do. Thus, why only newer flakes will be on the new OP sheet.

>>48223679
Yes, that's why I'm arguing against quality control. Unless we're actually going to take the step and say "no flakes that break lore" and that's caused serious rifts in the past.

>>48223694
>high quality
So now we're definitely saying some of the flakes are good and some of them are bad, which is necessarily going to be a subjective judgment. Who gives a fuck which characters are "currently relevant" and "matter"? If I want to go write a story about Garon from ages ago, no one is going to stop me, for god's sake.

>>48223672
Which flake are you even talking about? There's a lot of "her"s.

>>48223719
Thats the point. The troll is just trying to rile people up by making vague statements.

>>48223694
Your "easier method" is literally the same thing. Someone makes a new sheet taking off flakes that aren't being used. Two hours later people use a couple of those flakes. Well, shit, they have to add those flake back into the new sheet. Oh, and while you're at it, monitor 100% of those posts while you're at it. Don't want to accidentally forget to add a flake back in.

It's a pain in the ass for anyone to do. I'm against that all the way. New flakes only.

>>48223689
You really distrust Gaia, they've shown themselves to be perfectly neutral so far. Besides, it's an extremely simple process.

Look at the flakes that are being posted about in each thread. All it requires is a glance. Gaia, Diomedes, Murdock, Serena, Vronak, Rakkor and maybe a handful of others that I've personally brushed over. Add them a sheet, add new flakes as well and bam, you're done, simple. Whenever you're updating the sheet, simply make a new sheet, add the new flakes since the last update and the most active flakes from the past few threads and bam, you're done.

It's a very low level sort of judgement. I don't see how any sort of bias or discrimination can enter the picture. All it requires is perception of popularity, personal taste doesn't even enter it.

>>48223737
No, I don't "really distrust Gaia". I would have the same objection regardless of who was running the repository.
>perception of popularity
Right, that's definitely not a subjective statement, at all, is it? I suppose if you're saying "any flake whose name was mentioned in the last thread" you're right, that isn't subjective, but I just don't see it as a great metric.

>>48223706
All creative flakes break lore. Shit, WotC breaks Lore. Just look at Tarkir.

>>48223758
I don't agree with you, but that was kind of my point--this discussion has in the past not really helped the thread get anywhere.

>>48223758
>tarkir
Sarkhan is pure silver, don't you know?

>>48223719
You know, Rinara, her jokeflake entry read.

>Cut off from her source of power she's basically a normal person, so, GG?

>>48223736
Frankly, you've done these threads a lot of harm with the amount of controversy surrounding almost everything that you make. I'm not sure that I trust your judgement on this matter when everything you seem to do attracts vitriol to the point where it seems designed for it.

So no, I don't think this is genuine advice you're giving. I'm sorry but it does seem like you're just making decisions based on what suits your personal agenda, especially considering over a third of the new flakes are yours.

Seven flakes by Vronak.
>>48222781
>>48222399
Thirteen flakes made by other people.
>>48216074
>>48216082
>>48216187
>>48216511
>>48216708
>>48216825
>>48217357
>>48217545
>>48221633
>>48222832
>>48222839
>>48222947
>>48223081

You seem to be against a sheet featuring active flakes entirely because it dilutes the amount of flakes that aren't "yours." That's why I don't really trust the validity of your argument.

>>48223768
So are your new flake's tatas.

>>48223736
Also, you're assuming that this would require an hourly update. It wouldn't.

Unless something radical happens, Vronak, Gaia, Serena and a couple of others will always be snowflakes that are constantly spoken about. Sure, every couple of weeks you might find a few flakes that enter the domain of popularity and some that fall out of it but that's really, really easy to take care of. You're making it sound ridiculously difficult when it's the most trivial thing.

>>48223781
Dammit, this gave me the rather daft mental image of a female Neurok that's a parody of Tracer.

>>48223778
So, how is it in my interest to NOT keep my 15 flakes on the sheet? You're puttin in a lot of unsupported effort into trying to make one person's unpaid job a lot harder.

>>48223825
Skimming a thread to see what flakes are being talked about whenever you're making a new sheet is not 'a lot harder.' We're not talking about updating it literally every hour, I'm not sure where you came up with that.

>>48223833
The OP sheet doesn't get updated every day as it is. So, yes, you're making their job harder when they have to go back and read every post in a thread and possibly two threads if a new one was made when Gaia or Flake-anon were away.

Yyeeaah....sooo...I'm just going to make a flake sheet for new flakes. Popular flakes can be discovered through osmosis.

>>48223884
Thank you for not listening to the troll.

>>48223884
Welcome back Gaia-chan.

>>48223880
The guy who does the sheet has officially handed over the reins to Gaia now, read up. Gaia's the only one taking care of it now. You're still over-estimating the time investment into this. I can look through the thread and just see which flakes are being talked about in a space of five minutes.

>>48223908
I think you're underestimating the time it takes to do all that. It's a minimal of 3+ hours a day just to do that. And I don't expect anyone to do that unpaid.

>>48223918
Haha, what? It takes you three or more hours to casually read a thread, see which flakes are talking about and to copy and paste a few images?

In fact, I'll prove my point. See you in ten minutes.

>>48223933
Go through the last two threads and do that. Make a new OP sheet. Situate them all. Then do your little "active" crap, then add in all the new flakes from this thread and the last. And post it in here. Don't forget a single one.

>>48223933
Also, don't forget to type up a brief summary over the new flakes that didn't make OP sheet slots.

>>48223768
>>48223571
Gaia, Murdock. Mind telling me what you think of this new flake of mine?
>>48222646
>>48222655


I really do need to take a break from making flakes after this one.

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>>48223950
Oh wait, so you're counting the several hours spent on OTHER stuff into the basic activity of collecting a small number of older active flakes from briefly scanning the thread?

That's like saying that putting icing on a cake takes several hours, because you're including the time taken to actually make the cake in the time that would be spent icing as a last final touch.

Maybe I missed a couple but really, it doesn't have to be perfect. It's this fucking easy. Point out which of the other older active flakes I missed if you like.

>>48224002
That's not even all the snowflakes active in writefagging in this thread let alone the last one as well.

>>48224016
>Point out which of the other older active flakes I missed if you like.

Also, I said this thread, not the last thread. Nice goalposts.

>>48224002
And you really don't understand that you have to make an entirely new OP flake sheet, do you? Everytime you make a new sheet, it's from scratch. You're removing inactive flakes and add in newly active flakes AND newly made flakes to make up a new sheet. And now do it daily.

>>48224030
You think that new threads don't get made when Gaia's asleep or away?

Welp. This thread went to hell real fast. Someone else needs to make a new one. I'm at work.

>>48224053
On something new, you're not removing anything at all, you're adding stuff to a fresh, blank document.

Also, has Gaia said that they're doing this daily? I wasn't aware! I'll hold them that, since you say they're doing it daily.

>>48224030
You know what? It's pointless arguing with you. Gaia already said she's not doing it the way that you want it to be done. So, it's futile to have this discussion.

>>48224065
On it.

>>48224065
We'll be waiting for the flakesheet later today, Gaia.

And I can't wait to see the one you'll make for us tomorrow as well! I wasn't aware you were doing that until Vronak told me.

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>>48224066
Now you're just being dumb. Like, not even the trollfagging kind of dumb. The kind of dumb like having to try and explain to a developementally disabled child why SpongeBob isn't real.

>>48224065
I'm curious, how long does it take you to update the repo usually?

>>48224108
Usually between 30 and 60 minutes. Sometimes less, sometimes more. It depends on how much new content there is.

>>48224102
Congratulations, you've proven yourself to be incapable of debate. I thought you held yourself as someone above trolling?

>>48224108
The repo gets updated daily to every other day at the very least. The OP sheet might take up to a week to get redone.

Thread and shit

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>>48224131
>>48224131

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>>48223275
I was just having a goof as The Cathar.