What the fuck is the subtext here? Is the man succumbing? Is

Vampire is offering human a steaming cup, probably full of vampire blood. Human is succumbing to the temptation, taking the cup of vampire blood to become a vampire.

>>48180573
"Drink this shit, bro"
"nah ma nigga nah"
"cummon drink it you pussy bitch. Look, it's all smokin an shit"
"ay yo mebbe just a sip"

Is this the most pozzed card in the new set?

>>48180573
A man is in Dracula's bedroom, taking his shirt off, trying to lure Dracula into bed. Dracula knows he should tell the man to get out, but the situation is just too tempting.

>Vampire drinks human blood / human becomes vampire
>Human drinks vampire blood / vampire becomes human

These rules don't make any sense

>>48180741
What if a human and a vampire drink eachother's blood simultaneously? Do they switch?

>>48180953
>>48180741

If a werewolf drinks a vampire's blood does the vampire change into a werewolf?

>>48181024
No, the vampire turns into a snowflake.

>>48180573
Dick

>>48181024
What if werewolves hunt humans because its the only way for them to revert back to human form? What if the only dangerous werewolves are the ones who can't accept that they get to be kickass monsters now?

>>48180573
It's calculated to be vaguely homoerotic, appealing to certain demographics and not alienating others. Don't think too much about it.

>>48180573
>art direction
>muh artist freedum restrained
>magic is deeeeedddddd

>art is whatever
>wat dis meaning
>magic is deeeeeddddddd

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>>48180573

>>48181078
>>48180636

That's what I'm saying.

Nobody just innocently wanders into Dracula's castle dressed like that. The guy is gagging for it.

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>>48181138

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>>48180573

>>48180573
What are you, four?
They're gonna fuck.

>>48180636
>Okay my son, you must put a HARD object inside of dracula's weakspot
>Say no mo priest.

>>48181070
>Think being a werewolf is nice and kickass
>Man this so cool
>yfw it rains and it's cold and you don't fit through the frame but don't want to break your nice windows, and it's so warm and nice inside, but you can't get in, because houses are for people not for monsters silly wuffer

>>48181246
He's not gagging. Yet.

>>48182351
Just hunch down, and maybe squeeze in sideways if you're also too broad for the frame. Anyway, if you are stuck outside the thick fur probably helps.

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>>48180573
You could say the vampire is about to get the succ

>>48180573
Which weekend is the prerelease and which is the release?

>>48180741
no
>Vampire drinks human blood / human dies
>Human drinks vampire blood / human becomes vampire

>>48183376
How about nobody drinks any bodily fluids at all? Goddamn, you motherfuckers are nasty. All kinds of fucking diseases and germs and shit.

>>48180573
You can't spell subtext without buttsex.

>>48183467
You aren't actually going to get people to stop having sex just by pointing out STIs exist. And vampires are little more than metaphors for sex you shouldn't be having.

>>48184048
Sex is fine! Sex is good!
Just don't go drinkin' blood and shit. You would wear a condom with you're with a stranger, or have them wear a condom. Why would you go and drink their blood?

>>48184048
Pretty sure it's from a Key and Peele sketch, Anon.

>>48183514
Woah

>>48184155
Well... I wouldn't know. I apparently have never heard of them before.

>>48184337
Boy are you in for a treat
https://youtu.be/iXpxnxAL62A

My favourite isn't on Youtube, though
https://vimeo.com/channels/629355/54162829

>>48180573
Yes.

>>48180573
The sillhouette of the vampire and the wonky perspective from such a good artist makes me believe the temtator was originally a vampire woman cornering bitch boy against the wall, and then kimberly at worldbuilding's fetishes happened.

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>>48183514
Thanks a lot, I just know that will pop up in my head the next time I'm in class. Probably never going to be able to forget it.

>>48180636
I was just about to say, that must be the most homoerotic card I've ever seen.

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>>48180601
This is the rational response, but WotC is going to ham it up to cater to the LGBTBBQ bullshit. Kill me now

>>48181035
Oh my sides

>>48181138
>>48181255
>>48181409
Imma need source anon

>>48188323
4chan.org/a/

Sorry senpai, I'm just as much in the dark

>>48188075
Remember, if you don't like the LGBT movement, just call them by their original name, LGBTP. The P means pedophile

>>48188075
>>48188580
(You)

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Gay king statues from Theros

Tranny in Fate Reforged

Gay vampires in Eldritch Moon

And they can't even give us the qt lesbian werewolf hunters

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>>48182590
Just leave. Go.

>>48180604
^this

>>48183038
>Which weekend is the prerelease?
16th/17th

>and which is the release?
Friday after that.

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>>48188619

>not mentioning the glorious Olivia "spearmaster" Voldaren

>>48188619
Genderqueer planeswalker in Theros

Autistic girl in Khans/Dragons of Tarkir.

>>48190489
I really don't understand why Ashiok gets people mad, It's got nothing to do with LGBT shit.

>>48190533
They could have presented him that way, yes, but they chose instead to use tumblr-tier themes and terms like "agender" and "doesn't identify as".

>>48190707
Ashiok has never been referred to as agender or the like.

Ashiok merely keeps whether or not they have a gender, and what it is, secret from others as a means of unsettling people. That people are still upset about it to this day is apparently a sign that it works.

>>48190844
>Ashiok has never been referred to as agender or the like.
Search Blogatog for agender and Ashiok.

>>48190987
By whom?

http://markrosewater.tumblr.com/post/100370457338/what-is-ashioks-gender

Mark Rosewater on Ashiok's gender:
>Unknown

>>48190987
http://markrosewater.tumblr.com/search/ashiok+gender

It's all about how his gender isn't known. The only who is explicitly without gender is Karn, who is a robot and therefore doesn't care by which pronoun you refer to it.

>>48184377
K&P is the best show for gamers

>>48190707
>>48190533
I don't know why any of these things get people mad. But apparently in the vast wide multiverse, having genderless people, gays, transgender people, or autistic people is just off the table.
Heteros are fine, though. Never seen anyone complain about Anax and Cymede or Chandra's mom and dad (except to complain that we don't need more Chandra or her parents)

what a succumbag

>>48190707
>agender
>tumblr-tier
It's nice to know that /pol/babies are so mentally deficient they don't know how prefixes work in the English language.

>>48191461
>everyone who isnt a far leftist is from /pol/
you must get tired of people saying this to you

>>48191461
>be someone who proudly defends Israel as the only safe country for LGBTs in the Middle East
>get called a /pol/baby
How could I possibly be less /pol/? Serious question?

>>48191495
Okay /pol/baby, I see you've got triggered again, whatever you say :^)

>>48181138
>>48181255
>>48181409
Bless you, porn doujin dialogue!

>>48182475
And have your nice carpet smelling like wet dog? I don't think so.

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>>48191512
muh boogey man
and not everyone speaks english as a first language, i think you are a very prejudiced person