With all the elf hate that goes on here, I'm surprised you

>>48038525
Don't forget that they always dig too deep and release some ancient evil.

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>>48038525
Feels good to be a 185cms tall, lithe and beautiful person. I feel the ire of short, fat, neckbearded grogs when I role an elf and they feel obligated to inform me how self concious they feel about their own dwarven stature.

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>implying most Dwarves aren't honorable as fuck if not stubborn and occasionally thinking too much with their hearts
>implying they aren't strongk and talented architects and smiths forging grand cities out of mountains, only slightly less open their your average human settlement
>implying that physical appearance is more important than character
>implying they aren't just too rough and love you in their own, flawed way
>you got me there
>implying dwarves aren't loyal albeit gold-loving teddy bears who earned their gold through hard work in the forge, mines, or on the battlefield
>you got me there

Fuck off, tree-hugger. You can't fool me.

>laughing supreme humans.chiseled mosaics

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>>48038874
>be any race
>criticize dwarfs
>treeniggers REEEEEEEEE
You are so obsessed with elves, it's almost homoerotic.

>Live underground
>Reliant on clan based structures
>Few identifiable women
>Neckbeards

No wonder the Dwarven defence force always rolls out against these threads.

>>48038525
This post smells of knife-ear from a mile away

You can't fool me you filthy elf

>>48038525
We get it, dwarves are Jews and elves are faggots. Can we move on now to more important shit? I want to smash things.

Also, can you imagine how annoying this shit would be if people adapted this meme to the table?

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>>48039005

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>>48038525
But dwarves are ugly and elves are sexy. If we can subjugate and objectify the elves we'll have sexy fuckmeat. What do we get if we can subjugate and objectify dwarves?

>>48039089
Money.

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>>48039102
I wonder who's behind this.

>>48039089
Good laborers, grand smiths, tanky warriors, experienced miners, and skilled brewers, architects, and a few archaeologists.

>>48039176
Why was this deleted?

>>48039296
a dwarf did it

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>>48039318
You mean a dwarf dug a hole underneath the thread and stole this post? But I want to hear this song too!

>>48039318
A squat, you mea

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How many of us actually, unironically want to fuck dwarf women? They're so hideous, so disgusting, most of us wonder if they even exist at all!

Elves win again!

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>>48039807
Oi, this one's pretty c'ute. I like her fire, say, knife-ear where's your master? How much do you cost? I'll even give you a nice little name. You like those fancy ones, eh? You'll be my, Vuldstagg Fruheim, it's dwarvish slang for Breaking-Wind.

>>48039089
Sexy fuckmeat. It's like you haven't heard of gay bears.

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ucat udir ucat umom
otin ne(t)àk otin nashon
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råsh numol libash thol
råsh numol libash thol

>>48039089
Master-crafted spiked mugs

the warhammer dwarves are the absolute worst, they'll bitch in their diary if you as much as cough near them, imagine being so pathetic that you keep a giant book of butthurt?

>>48039807
You havin' a giggle, m8? You don't want a perfect harmony of shortstack and musclegirl?

inb4 female dwarf beard arguments. Everyone knows that's not where they grow their beards

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I cannot bring myself to hate a race with women so lovely.

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>bringing on the dwarf hate

>>48038525
Elf hate isn't a thing that actually happens. It's just a meme.

>>48040385
Knife ear detected

>>48040387
Worst insult. Knife ear sounds like an affectionate nickname the party's rogue would get. You should come up with better ones.

>>48040402
It's a classic, anon. You're just being silly.

>>48038525
Oy vey!

>>48040099
HEP HEP HEP

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>>48038525
Consider the following:
Dwarven Male + Elven Female = Human (best traits from both races).
Dwarven Female + Elven Male = Halfling (worst feature from both races).

>>48038865
Elves are supposed to be shorter than humans

>>48044098
>Elves are supposed to be shorter than humans
...because the AD&D Player's Handbook says so?

>>48044337
Because I said so mother fucker come at me

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>>48044428
Nice.

Why isn't /tg/ more suspicious of the (((dwarves)))?

>>48038525
All elves are based on Legolas or Elrond. All dwarves are based on Gimli. So I guess dwarves are worse, there's even less variety.

>>48038525
>>greedy weaklings who hide behind their caves, forts, and traps instead of out in the open like everyone else
>>ugly
>>rude
>>smells of shit and piss constantly
Just like a typical fa/tg/uy. Is it any wonder they're well-liked here?

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>>48038874
>>48039005
>>48040387
You're not fooling anyone, Goreksson

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Dwarves are the best race and you will never convince me otherwise you pansy elf bastards

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>>48040099
AKUR AKIM AKAM

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>>48039807
Very unironically