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Old >>47818295

Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu
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>>47827849
>>47827629
I suppose the two memes of these threads would make a good couple.
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>>47827531
The text for the witch option (where it says Compassion & Mystery) is a little bit on the hard to read side where it intersects with the background image. It isn't as tricky on the blue side but the purple doesn't seem to filter it out enough. I mean, I was still able to read it fine. It just wasn't quite as pleasant as it could be.
There's a typo in Elder Master: r esponsibilities. It should be easy to see b/c it was word-wrapped.

Hmm... I think Wandering Mistress is the most exciting Master. I care more about the Master-familiar bond than running around with other familiars. As much as I'm tempted to go with a monkey for hands, I think I'd have to pick cat for the classic aesthetic. Either way, mammal is the best regular option.
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>>47827849
>wanting Angelanon to get anything ever
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>>47828749
Big Crimson for life!
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>>47828749
>not picking the shonen hero Rictor Mortis

Fucking faggots as far as the eye can see.
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>>47828901
He's already taken, though.
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>>47827531
Pressuring poor Ren once again, just to say that I want Urban witch. Since I agree that you need to keep them balanced, Tinker mage or maybe some kind of Sorcery harnessing innate magic (learned witchery, basically).
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>>47828903
>Poor man's One Shot Johnny
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>>47828974
>he

Angelanon is a womanchild anon
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>>47828998
Talking about SDA.
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>>47828769
>>47828901
I think it's rather sad that Angelanon is likely a man hating lesbian do to being sexually abused as a child. It even makes me feel a little bad for being so hard on her. But apparently Quiet just thinks it's hot.

>>47828998
She really is. Childhood abuse might explain her immaturity as well as her sex hangups.
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>>47828988
>One Shot Johnny
> Not fucked by Bumpsy & Donny "THE DOME" Richardson in everyway imaginable
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>>47828749
Is it just me or do the first five, Randal, and Grandguard all seem really bad?
At the very least because of the meta.
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>>47829068
>Something something if my guy is faster than your guy you'll never hit him ever at all and all the attack power in the world is meaningless

>At least that's the stated logic
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>>47829068
>Implying One-Shot Johnny doesn't out speed and KO everything
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>>47828998
Do you think she meant to include herself in >>47803869 or was it just incidental?
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>>47829053
>might explain her immaturity as well as her sex hangups
Yeah, that's immediately what I thought when I read >>47827815.

>>47829217
Is that actually a picture of her? Yes.

We've been over that her Magical Realm RP forum avatar was her doing a really good impression of pic.
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>>47829199
>Implying Ether Rex won't tap into his untold powers when he's close to death and bring about a catacylsm
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>>47829299
>Implying the Special stat isn't a measure of how "Special" they are.
>As in how short their bus is, etc.
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Spooky psychic child OC I mentioned last thread is done. Five pages, at least, might do a 6th.

...but it's 4am I'm going to bed, so will post it tomorrow instead.
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Oh here's the new thread. Anyway. Finished the first page of the CYOA. It's here.
>>47827531

Now to address concerns

>>47827708
>>47827799

Yeah that's an unfortunate side effect of the design I decided to settle on. And also a side effect of how familiars work. Since I decided to lump mundane familiars into broad categories, their section to pick one wound up being small. Whereas Improved Familiars have a plethora of unique options between them that can't really be generalized.

THAT BEING SAID. The freedom to choose three perks for regular familiars is a nice advantage over going improved. Improved Familiars get one perk to choose from, in addition to their locked three, meaning if you don't like the perks they come with, you're out of luck.

Also there is gonna be a perk on Page 2: Progidy, that lets a younger witch or wizard take an improved familiar, at the cost of losing the free perk choice and a "time penalty" that locks out your Focus.

>>47828800
Thanks for the feedback, I'll see what I can do.
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>>47829053
>Angelanon is likely a man

Fixed that for you.
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>>47829413
One of these days you're gonna have to accept there's girls on the internet, you know?
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>>47829413
You must have missed the recent pics.

>>47829263
>We've been over that her Magical Realm RP forum avatar was her doing a really good impression of pic.
People have said that, but nobody bothered to take screencaps, so I was doubtful. I did find it funny that people were teasing her for "dressing like a dyke" when she's said she's a lesbian all this time.
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>>47829529
Maybe people were holding out hope for a lipstick lesbian.
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Formatting is not great, but here ya go
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>>47829529
Inb4 Anon asks for picks and other Anons play hard to get
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>>47829470
There are also tons of female impersonators, and they tend to act very similarly.

>>47829529
I saw. Before I was pretty sure but now I know for certain. If you want to keep RPing that's cool, I just want to make sure people who legitimately don't know don't get the wrong idea.
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>>47828749
Bumpsy all the way
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>>47829404
Alright, spruced up page 1. Fixed that typo, and thickened the box colors. Also added more background art because I forgot to scout for that shit. Resuming work on Page 2.
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>>47829745
Who cares? You can't prove it either way and you've got nothing to gain from it, you just want to feel 'smart' for calling someone on when you think you're right. It's just pointless.
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>>47829053
> do to being sexually abused as a child

I love how people always seem to think that there needs to be a reason for gay people to be gay, I mean, what girl couldn't possibly prefer female aesthetics to male ones? It's illogical, I mean, even men themselves would probably prefer if women looked like men instead! Am I right guys, who needs silly frail-weak looking girls things when you can have a burly raspy-voiced bear of a manly man with you in bed?
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>>47829878
You might want to read the start of the convo luv. Your ignorance is showing.
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>>47829339
The Sexuality section is exactly the same on both World and Personal.
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>>47829807
This looks interesting. Looking forward to perks and more.
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>>47829807
Also just noticed the typo in Voidworm, it's minor and I just fixed it. Will release it next thread, probably.
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>>47829878
Anon...I hate to say it, but I think you're a faggot. Don't worry, most people can still live perfectly normal lives.
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>>47829745
>Before I was pretty sure but now I know for certain.
Then you must have some inside info the rest of us are missing. I'd say pic related (not my creation btw) pretty much sums it up.
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>>47829813
You're right. Have a nice day.

>>47829807
The Aspiring Student is described as "15 or so" but the Waifish Orphan is not given an age. The Wandering Mistress also doesn't have a specific age while the Adult Mage is in his 20s. Because no age is specified I would like to believe greater variability is possible, but should I instead assume it is the same?
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>>47829989
Aside from the typo, I like the way you wrote the name "Void Worm" in the title better than "voidworm." Writing it as two separate words looks better to me, like "dire wolf" or "polar bear" or "mountain lion."
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>>47829807
Hey, I like it so far. I haven't seen page 2 yet, so maybe I'm making an ass of myself here, but you call Wisps guides and seem to put a bit of emphasis on that. However, they don't have the Guide perk.

Again, I haven't seen page 2. So for all I know, Guide is about being better at teaching magic or something, but it seems like something the Wisps should get, yeah?
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Anyone have any cyoas that deal with daughterus or sonus?
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Can anyone post the transcribed text of Remaker (the blurred option in one of Quiet's spoilers)? I started to puzzle it out, but realized I'm a lazy fucker and gave up.
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>>47829339
1 in beauty So I can get:
1 in shapeshifter (And turn back to normal)
1 in superpower(Regeneration)
1 in magical races(Succubus)
1 in Ordinary

That is all.
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>>47830080
Yeah, I only gave general age categories. The academy's a little stringent in that freshmen have to be around that age before they can get accepted, generally (most people start High School at ages 14/15, at least in 'murica). And the Mage has already done all that studying crap, so he'd be in his 20s.

Witches don't have such luxuries as academies, and their magic is a more personal journey.

Yes the setting of the CYOA is a little sexist. I think it's more interesting that way.

>>47830187
Ah, I was gonna consolidate it to one word in the title but I guess I forgot to when I was putting the text in. Adding the space will be easier though, so I'll just do that.

>>47830328
They're loosely based off of Will'o'the'wisps from common folklore and Pixar's "Brave." And trust me, they don't guide you to "safe" places. Which is what the Guide perk does.
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>>47830705
Remake/better version never ever.
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>>47829403
Awww
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>>47829807
Just a quick lore question: If I do not choose an option that makes me an improved familiar, am I doomed to one day be abandoned as my master outgrows me? Or is it possible to grow in power alongside them? Just wondering as both Elder Master and Wizened hag discuss getting rid of their old familiar.
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>>47829644
But there were pics like 2 threads ago.
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>>47830778
First, they might not be in a situation where they need a more powerful familiar (low responsibility/conjuration specialist/etc.), and just let you do you.
Second, the Improved Familiar is a thing if you make yourself more (magically or emotionally) valuable than a potential other familiar.
Even if both of these fail, you could still visit your old master to talk with and/or harass them.
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>>47830974
>Improved Familiar
Er, Mystical familiar. Not sure how I got that wrong.
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>>47830705
>Super powerful titan
> mediocre powers
Other than the powers this cyoa is pretty good and has alot of potential
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>>47830778
What this guy said: >>47830974
More or less nails it on the head. Also, from a pure mechanics standpoint, I've played like 3 Wizards in D&D and not once did I ever take the Improved Familiar feat. Generally because I get pretty fucking attached to my birds.
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>>47829807
Is there a size limit on reptiles or can I be an old wise semi-large tortoise
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>>47831122
Hey, man, good to see you. Question: The CYOA says that witches are feared and shunned. How hard would it be to find a which like Nanny Ogg - everyone respects them, they're more or less the mother of the entire community, and they can and will tear you up one mountain and down another even without magic if you hurt one of their boys or girls? All I want is a witch who's not quite a matriarch, not necessarily, but she's everyone's friend; people drop by for a cuppa to talk about that neighbor's boy going out with their daughter, or the rot getting into the wheat, or the lamb that won't grow right, and she nods and smiles and sends them on their way with a few cookies...and somehow, things that you talked about with her just turn out better. Or maybe less melodramatic, less magic, and more helpfulness - have you ever seen Kiki's Delivery Service?

(Apologies, I read through the Discworld series again lately. Wyrd Sisters is a good one.)
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>>47831122
Also, to continue heaping the pressure and abuse on you, I'm going to repost both the Urban and Tinker witch/wizard Focuses. Because I really want this. Also, I apparently lost them, but I'll rewrite them.

>Urban: The urban witch knows that when someone lives somewhere for a very long time, that place takes on a small life, a familiarity. People have been living in cities for centuries, giving them a quiet but very awake mind. The urban witch contemplates this mind, and works its will.
>- Voice of the City: The city doesn't have ears, but it carries voices. You can find them pressed into well-worn cobblestones, or caught in the dust spinners on corners, or carried on the backs of pigeons. You and your master can ask them to give up their treasured words, and if you're nice, they just might.
>- Hearthfire: When you live someplace long enough, it tends to like you if you like it. You and your master love the city, and it loves you back. You can easily scrounge up some leftovers or dropped food if you don't mind scavenging, you'll never be lost so long as you can feel the cobblestones, and you'll always have a quiet place to spend the night as abandoned houses open their doors to you.
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>>47831186
>>47831349
Wat are you talking about
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>>47831186
>>47831349
Why do you think that guy's the author?
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>>47831374
>>47831493
Come on, he obviously accidentally replied to the wrong post
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>>47831349
Crap, forgot Tinker.

>Tinker: Purists say that tinkers aren't true wizards. They say that tinkering is merely the process of making ordinary clockwork and adding a little magic to make it go. That's as may be, but the fact remains that your master specializes in it.
>- Tick Tock: By looking at machines, you can easily identify how they work - the more complicated, the better. You can see where a patch of rust needs to be polished off to make it run at full efficiency...or where to drop in a wrench to render the whole thing an immobile mess.
>Magic Eyes: You can see any magic that hangs around an item as a glowing aura in your vision, even through walls. Stare long enough and hard enough, and you may even be able to tease out what the magic does.

Also, y'know...I read the pastebin, and it said you need a few more perks. I've got nothing better to do!
>Power Reservoir (Witch Familiar Only): Most familiars can only act as conduits for their witches, channeling the raw power from their sources into usable energy. You can do more than that - by storing power within you, you can temporarily "supercharge" your master, granting her huge power at the cost of severely draining yourself.
>Spell Checker (Wizard Familiar Only): Sure, your wizard's doing fairly well for himself, but some spells are dangerous if misused. By looking at a spell as it's prepared, you can see any obvious flaws your master missed at a glance, and can pick out some of the less-obvious ones given time. This doesn't tell you anything about how the spell works - you just know what shouldn't be.

>>47831374
Well fuck me running. Meant for >>47831089
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I made this a few days ago and decided to release the software I used to make it. Obviously the software will produce uninspired/sub-par layouts if you only use it, and I understand that, but I figure someone will make good use of it with design skills.

Love you.
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>>47831783
Fuck forgot to link it lol

https://github.com/Amridell/Amridell-s-CYOA-Maker
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>>47831783
Make a tank version
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>>47830705
Do I pick one Danger, or are all of them coming for me at the same time? If the latter then I need to take up my mantle as Tyrant again.

Powers: Protection, Beasts Call

I once used these powers to mass an unstoppable army, invincible both on the battlefield and at rest thanks to my ability to summon barriers and fortresses at will. Now it is time to rally the beastmen to my cause once more. Maybe I had some other powers that I'll remember later if I think about it more.

Daughters: Apple and Dachi

You can't choose your family, you know? But I have no regrets and wouldn't trade them for anyone.

The Great Mother: This is the most straightforward threat to face. To me "cult" sounds like "army" except without good equipment and with inexperienced leaders and without the resources of a country behind it. I don't think I would even need to fully come out of retirement if these clowns were all that was coming after me.

The Black Prince: I respect him, but I'm frankly a bit insulted that he thinks he can afford to send anything but his full forces at me. If he struck with everything he had before I had a chance to rebuild my horde he would have a chance, but as it is, I am going to crush him just like I crushed so many kings. Maybe after it becomes clear to him he has no hope for victory I can compel him to take Apple as his queen; she'd like that I think.

The Adventurers: I know better than to mess with prophecy, but the prophecy doesn't say they beat me, just that we fight and somehow this results in a new era. Maybe after putting on a good show I'll surrender and "release" Apple, and put my armies at their command. This seems like a good backup plan in case the Black Prince is too stubborn to know when he has lost.

(cont)
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>>47831783
>14+ slavs will appear out of nowhere and beat the living shit out of your attackers
Dying
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>>47828749
I shall unlock the secrets of ether rex.
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>>47831901
(cont)

Cursed Sword: This sword has the soul of a Tyrant who lost to a hero? Seems like he was way shittier at his job than I am. A really powerful sword sounds tempting just to see if I am strong enough to master it, but I'm not a young Tyrant anymore. I'll bind that sword and swordsman in chains and drop them both into the ocean.

That Guy: Okay, this guy legitimately scares me. Even in my prime I doubt I could have stopped him. If he gets his hands on Dachi he will wish he hadn't, but poor Apple would be helpless in his hands. It's a good thing there are a bunch of Adventurers from another world. Maybe after our fated duel I can convince them them to go to the elemental temples and collect the orbs to banish him and rescue my daughters. Who knows? Maybe this will be the new era that was foretold.
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>>47831844
But I don't know anything about tanks anon :'(
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>>47832045
Better get reading, then. When you're done with the tank one make a jet one too, while you're at it.
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>>47829263
>her Magical Realm RP forum avatar was her doing a really good impression of pic
Pretty disturbing desu. So why are people still in denial that the chick in AA's pics are her? Looks like they're just salty that she's a 5/10 crazy lesbo instead of some kind of nerdy dream girl.
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>>47832358
Okay you got me I'm an aviation autist.

Will be done tomorrow.
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>>47832364
I don't care about Angel, but If you're going to be a crazy lesbo, you should have the decency to be a 7-10/10 crazy lesbo.
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>>47828749
Ether Rex, holy shit that special. Who knows what secrets he could be holding.
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>>47832457
If that was her in the slave Leia outfit, then I'd give her a 6/10 for looks, going up to 8/10 for being willing to do kinky stuff while cosplaying as Leia.
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>>47832364
I'd giver her a 3-3.5. That smile is creepy as fug.
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>>47829161
Well that's because the firs 6 were made first separately and then it was built upon.
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>>47831905
For a price, yebanat.
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>>47832455
Immortality 2
Little Boy 1
Big Sister & Twin Sister 1 (Little Boy discount)
Magical Girl 1

A nice thing about the Mystery Box version is that in that version the boxes are free.
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Status report. Still plowing through Focus. It's slow going, but steady. I'm going to TRY and finish this in the next four hours, since I'm used to going to sleep at 4 AM anyway now. Perks should be relatively quick once I get to them.

In other news, I'm presently designing a new Focus for both the Wizard and Witch based off of what that one Anon wants. Wizards can Focus in Artifice now, and Witches can Focus on The Alleys.
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>>47832891
>the boxes are free
Exactly, anon. Which is why it doesn't make sense you get a free boon, that's supposed to be a secret but you actually know what it is.
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>>47829807
You don't need to give us constant updates.
Just post it when you feel it's ready.
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Is this the only mech cyoa we got?
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>>47833088
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>>47833088
Power Armor is basically a mecha CYOA if you take one of the larger ones.
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>>47830553
You should change "LBS" in telekinesis desc. on "LBFS" to remove confusion some had before
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>>47833088
what >>47833104 said, you can pretty much make mecha with this
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>>47833088
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>>47829768
>Bumpsy all the way
Right there with you. Bumpsy a best.
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>>47832328
Seriously, that was updated in the same damn thread.
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>>47833550
>becoming a freak that no one but true degenerates would even consider banging
>gives enough points to have natural red hair
/d/ is hilarious when it comes to "balance"
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>>47833645
wat
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>>47833550
>Build
Boyish (70)

>Height
5'8" (70)

>Breast Size
Flat (70)

>Hair Color
Dirty Blonde (70)

>Eye Color
Blue (70)

>Penalties
You Have A Penis (90)

>Benefits
New Identity (40)
Life's A Bitch (0)

I've become female, except in every single way that counts, so not really.
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>>47833550
Boyish (0)
5'2" (0)
Flat (0)
Dirty Blonde (0)
Blue Eyes (0)

Life's a Bitch (40)
Shaving Sucks (30)

New Identity (50) cancelled out by Lose Everything (+50)

So basically I just get to be a little girl for free? OK that's fine.
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>>47833894
>Boyish build
>5'8"

No one in their right mind would consider you a man.
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>>47833902
On second thought I wouldn't take New Identity. Now that the law lets people change the sex on their birth certificate I shouldn't have trouble just changing my name and living as before, and my mother wanted to have a daughter anyway.
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>>47833861
Becoming a hermaphrodite, neither a man nor woman but a freak, gives you twenty points.
Naturally having red hair costs twenty points.
I get that it's their fetish, but any rational person would realize how hard this would fuck up your brain. You lose any sense of gender, not to mention how no one in their right mind could be attracted to you.
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>>47833984
>no one in their right mind could be attracted to you
Bisexuals.
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>>47833984
>changing genders won't fuck up your brain but adding a penis does
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>>47832328
>>47833550
I prefer the original's benefit costs.
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>>47833550
The other major issue here, besides >>47833645, is that all points costs/rewards could be one tenth of what they currently are without it making a difference since everything costs multiples of ten points anyway.
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>>47832455
Immortality!
Waifu!
Money!
Become the trap!
10/10 cyoa
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>>47833944
And why would that be?
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>>47833988
>bisexuals
are attracted to both men and women, not a hodgepodge mixture.
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We waifu cyoas now.
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>>47833156
>Looks
I'm 14, my hair is grey and my eyes are brown. Everything else is average.
(20 stars left)
>Challenges
Who's Stealing My Rolls?
(16)
>World
Modern Suburban Tokyo
(16)
>Physical
Athleticism
Beauty
(9)
>Seating
Window seat
(7)
>Accessories
Little Steel Blade
(4)
>Home
The golden standard, no choices picked
(4)
>Friends and family
Kojiro (Uncle)
Mayumi (Sister)
Kasumi (Cool teacher)
Yuyu (Younger friend / fake little sister)
(0)

So, I think this will work out. I'm practiaclly a physical prodigy with good stealth, and my family and friends should be able to help me find my way around, and get around. Call out to Yuyu the spymaster.

If I'm lucky, the window seat will bring in a clue or two. Hopefully the personality traits from the blade wont affect me too much.
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>>47834113
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>>47833550
Build: Boyish
Height: 5'8"
Breast Size: A
Hair Color: Platinum
Eye Color: Black
Benefits: New Identity, Life's a Bitch, The Fun Never Stops
Penalties: Lose Everything, You Have a Penis, Barren

Better off than I am now. I could work it. Maybe.
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>>47834122
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>>47834095
I'm bisexual and would be attracted to such a person if they existed assuming they're attractive.
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>>47834148
Congratulations, you're pansexual. I'm going to regret this.
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>>47834151
Ignore the mystery box.
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>>47834161
Why? I picked it when the cyoa came out and I'm genuinly satisfied.
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>>47829053
>Quiet just thinks it's hot.
Not really. I just want them to fug.
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>>47834161
>Ignore the mystery box.
Yes, many do.
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>>47834024
will they ever learn?
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>>47833984
I think you underestimate number of people who would shack up with an attractive futa.
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>>47834183
>manlet joke
What's the new cut-off now, 7 feet?
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>>47834024
>manlytears
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?
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>>47834148
but you're not bisexual though. You're attracted to something that is neither a man nor a woman, thus you're not bisexual. A hermaphrodite is not a woman, and it is not a man.
>>47834158
Can you help me out, then? It's my understanding that:
Bisexual = wanting to bang boys and girls alike
Pansexual = wanting to bang anything, including hermaphrodites.
So pansexuals don't give a hoot, they just want to get laid.
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>>47834113
>Monotheistic
The easy mode.

>Goddess
It has gotta be Eris. I'm up for pretty much anything she is, but I want to show her some of that famous, traditional mortal romance, too. If I'm lucky, she'll love playing hardcore OSR games.

>Living style
Urban living. City life seems fitting to her tastes, and mine.

>Bonuses
Increased endurance. I'm going to need this if I want to survive.
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>>47834201
>when his height is single digit
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>>47834205
Okay then I'd say a fair number of people who identify as bisexuals would be attracted to a futa/hermaphrodite.
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>>47834194
I don't think I do. How many would do that, anon?
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>>47834229
I feel like a lot, maybe I'm projecting.
If hot futa aliens started living among us I think people would be into it.
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>>47834205
That's correct, though pansexual is mostly used as codeword for "I am okay with trans."
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>>47833550
Oh no. I've become completely female.

My build is atheletic, I'm 5'8 with D sized breats. My hair is auburn, coupled with green eyes.

That leaves 30 points for benefits.
Sleep when you're dead sounds wonderful. I have plenty of things to do, every day, all day.

I'm satisfied.
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any updates to familiar cyoa? Is it true that all witches can fly on a broom? Do wizards lose their magical power if they have sex?
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>>47829049
Also a woman I believe
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>>47834205
>>47834222
>>47834238

We can't forget about the asexuals who don't care about physical beauty.
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>>47834245
it's wrong, I'm helicopter
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I don't want to meta post but people mentioned angel anons pic and I'm very curious now.
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>>47834256
>>47834245
>>47828998
>>47828974
>>47828901
I suggest you create Angelanon-general and go talk about it there
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>>47833550
Buildy: Average
Height: 4'8'' (60pts)
Breast Size: E (50pts)
Hair Color: Black (40pts)
Eye Color: Blue (40pts)
Bonus: New Identity (40pts) , Life's a Bitch (0)
Penalties: Lose Everything (+50)

Its all coming together.
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>>47834241
The real question is, do Witches really pleasure themselves in demonic orgies of lust and flesh to sate their wicked, carnal desires?
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>>47834237
>a lot
And that is how many? The people on the /degenerate/ board on the website for social misfits, who masturbate to cartoon drawings of hermaphrodites?
>I think people would be into it.
Again, heterosexual and homosexuals would not, so you're left with pansexuals and bisexuals which IIRC is less than a percentage of the population (but I wouldn't trust any statistics on sexuality - like you said, you say you're bisexual but you're really not).
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>>47834276
It's all true! Witches are reason bad things happen
-t. Alberto Wizardosa
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>>47834171
Seconding. Even though I practically sleep and shower in fedora I think Mystery Box is the best option.
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>>47834151
Is Hestia and/or Nemesis in this? Otherwise there's no point in doing it.
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>>47834298
I think fewer people would be turned off by the ADDITION of unexpected genitals than would be by the lack of desired ones. If you date a chick that looks like a chick and has enough other desired mate traits, I imagine most guys with a measure of heteroflexibility would at least make a go of it with a hermaphrodite. Same goes for the inverse situation.
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>>47834355
Hestia yes, Nemesis no. Pity, I'd waifu that.
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>>47834356
We'll have to disagree, but I neither of us will change our/the other person's mind, so maybe it's time to stop yeah?
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>>47834241
All the text and text boxes are in place. I wound up having to make a 3rd page just for the perks though.

My font size might be a little too big... Ah well, too late now.

I figured it'd be more expedient for me to hold off on the imaging and get the format done, and it was. If you guys want, I can post what I have. It's all there, missing a bunch of images, but otherwise presentable.

Witches on brooms is a stereotype and they don't like it when you accuse them of that or eating small children, regardless of how tasty they are.

Wizards don't lose their power if they have sex. The problem is having sex to begin with.
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>>47818483

>>47804119

Before my grandfather's grandfather was born, this was our board. These are our good threads; our authors live here, in the OC and the reposts. They watch over us. We are happy: we make builds, we repost, we have waifus, hype, a good life. But sometimes we must shitpost! The fetishists disturb the authors; they burn our asses; they take what is ours, waifus, CYOAs, threads! And the fetishists talk of how they will 'improve our CYOAs and help us'. They put us to sleep with shitty suggestions: when we wake, all that we had is ruined - corrupted! They take our anons and turn them into little girls. Gah! So we shitpost to keep what is ours, what must stay ours! There can be no peace, no peace with fetishists, men of lewdness, and sperm, and disgust! There can be only shitstorm!
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>>47834376
Different guy than last dude, just chiming in on an interesting discussion. Not everything has to be a shitflinging competition where the end goal is domination of your discussion partner, my man.
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>>47834365
Dammit. I imagine Nemesis would be an amazing waifu
>50% Chuuni
>40% dere
>10% tsun
I want to bully her by trashtalking other goddesses, and she gets conflicted because the Dere part of her wants to enjoy the praise, but the Tsun and Goddess part of her wants to punish me.
Also, Chuuni a cute
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>>47834378
>The problem is having sex to begin with.
Oh no, are wizards viewed as nerds? Well judging by fact that they enrolled in that school at 15 years and ended at 20, they haven't spoken to a girl during their puberty
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>>47833550
>Hazel 10pts
>not 0
As someone with hazel eyes they're some of the most annoying and bipolar shit ever. Pick a color, you fucks.
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>>47834355
>Not doing it just for Shub-Niggurath
It's like you have no taste senpai.
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>>47834392
well, I guess I can say what I wanted to say, yeah.
So I had a chat with a trap once, who would flirt with guys at bars - but never take them home - making out with them and all that.
That's disgusting to me - he knew those guys thought he was a girl, but he isn't. He lied by omission, and knew those guys would be pissed off by knowing the truth.
I feel the same way here - sure, you say "a feminine penis doesn't matter" or "but she's a girl! She just also has a penis", and it doesn't matter. It's not a girl.
I lose all attraction, and now I'm pissed as fuck that it lied to me, and maybe I did things that I now find are disgusting
>inb4 but you enjoying them, and it would be fine if it hadn't told the truth
exactly. But that's not the truth. You wouldn't be happy if your husband/wife tells you, ten years later when you've had kids, that they're a serial rapist and murderer, and both killed and fucked around while you were together.
Now you'll never see them again

that got ranty!
anyway, to answer your point: I think I'd sooner (much, much sooner) date a girl without a vagina/a girl unable to have vaginal sex for reasons than I would a hermaphrodite.
I'd be pissed the girl didn't tell me about her problem, since it's pretty relevant, but it is nowhere near as bad as lying about your gender.
The longer the hermaphrodite waits, the more furious I'd be. I'd still dump them on the spot, of course, but I might not scream as much.
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>>47834465
>Comparing having a dick to being a rapist.
Jesus fuck, man, dial it down a notch.
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>>47834378
>Wizards are sexually unsatisfied nerds

AHAHAHAHAHA, seems like I'm going to be a Witches' familiar. No way is my Master going to make me comfort him. I'm way too sexy I AM CUTE! for that loser.
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>>47834465
Ignorance is bliss. Literally every girl you ever kissed but didn't see naked could have been a trap. Do you care? Obviously not, because what ifs don't matter.
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>>47834486
Like anyone would want to fuck a witch. At least wizards are respected in society and I can hang on my master's shoulder looking at everyone from above. You, the witches familiars, are even lower beneath us
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>>47834499
>kissing a girl but not seeing her naked
It's like you're afraid of commitment, friend.
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>>47834511
Gas the wizards, class war now
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>>47834543
OHOHOHO, worm, you dare to oppose us? I'm sure your master is not as stupid as you are.

You and your master playing on the streets your little witch tricks with people and none sees her as nothing more than a girl from orphanage. On the other hand, when we walk through street you can bet everyone understands that wizard in studying is in front of them
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>>47834511
Wizards just have bunch of practical, functional magic. Witches have the real magic, they know the Beyond, the Spirits, and all aspects of Life.
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>>47834482
I didn't. I compared a lie of omission to a lie of omission.
I don't want to be in a relationship with a man, and I don't want to be in a relationship with a murderer.
>>47834499
>Ignorance
>Do you care?
I could've sworn I mentioned that.
Yes, anon, it is possible. That's what I'm saying. The instant I learn I'll be furious beyond comprehension. The longer it/he waits, the worse it'll feel.
It's deception and lies, and not someone I'd be in any relationship with afterwards. You know whether you have a cock or a vag is pretty important when being in a relationship.
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>>47834486
>>47834511
>>47834543
>>47834581

Oh god, what have I started
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>>47834511
>Like anyone would want to fuck a witch.
Like anyone WOULDN'T want to!
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>>47834601
>Wizards just have bunch of practical, functional magic.
>just
>JUST
Wizards have practical and useful magic, while witches have feminine one based on feelings and other useless stuff
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>>47834639
Meh, in almost any given story ever the mages who rely on mechanical, math-like magic eventually lose against the "feelings" mages. I personally dislike it when magic is treated like fantasy science.
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>>47834378
>The problem is having sex to begin with
It's not fair, even in magical world wizards can't get it. Assemble my brothers
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>>47834511
>Like anyone would want to fuck a witch

How are those grapes? Sour or extra sour?
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>>47834659
>oppress and demonify female mages
>seclude themselves from their female peers
>act like snooty stuck up nobles

Geez, I wonder why Wizards don't get any action??!
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>>47834653
That's because such stories are written by "feeling" mages. "Thinking" mages don't write stories, they're too busy having godly powers.
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>>47834511
You're hilarious.
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>>47834702
>>47834691
>>47834684
>>47834633
Sex is overrated, even worse it distracts you from studying magic. It's good that most of our brothers don't fall for carnal desires
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>>47834701
Still dislike them. I vastly prefer the kind of mage who wanders the earth, attuning himself to the forces of nature and pondering over the mysteries of life. I have no interest in serving or being a book mage who spends all his time hunched over dusty tomes, making calculations and whatnot.
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>>47834701
>>47834750
Literally serving Gandalf (=witches) vs Saruman (=wizards).
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>>47834730
>It's good that most of our brothers don't fall for carnal desires

That however means you still have them in the first place.

Deny all you want, but you know you want it, little Pepe.
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>>47834730
I wonder how many wizards resort to gay sex...?
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>>47834762
Gandalf' did a lot of thinking and pondering over books in his time though.
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>>47833550
Athletic 50
Height 5'8'' 50
A cup 50
Dirty Blonde 50
Blue eyes 50
Very easy 80
You have a penis 100
Active word 120
Barren 130
Life's a bitch 90
Delicious 60
Fun never stops 20
Overstimulation 0

I imagine that athletic build means that I don't have to work to maintain it.

Active word could be completely irrelevant or really bad. Does it matter what language it's said in?
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>>47834730
>Sex is overrated
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>>47834762
Gandalf was wizard, not once he got stuck in library. Just because wizards take 5 years training in the capital doesn't mean they are stuck in room full of books till end of his life, as lore describes them roaming the world.
>>47834763
You can deny those desires to build resilience only if you have them. Road through such hardship is far better than paved one
>>47834778
They rather ask for magical doll they could fuck
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>>47834778
>I wonder how many wizards resort to gay sex...?
>Sex is overrated, even worse it distracts you from studying magic
So that would be "none". Sorry gay-friend.
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>>47834804
>They rather ask for magical doll they could fuck
Biggest reason for not becoming a wizard's familiar.
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>>47834821
>implying I couldn't seduce all my wizard-bros in having sex
>implying I wouldn't make them bottom for me
>implying I wouldn't lead the wizards in an orgy rivaling those of the witches

Too bad I can only be a familiar, because this setting is perfect for a corrupting gay wizard.
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>>47834804
>You can deny those desires to build resilience only if you have them. Road through such hardship is far better than paved one
That's how you build neurosis, not resilience. Just look at yourself. And besides,
>They rather ask for magical doll they could fuck
Feeling self-contradictory today, hmm?
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>>47834843
>asks a question
>get a response other than what he wanted
>"NONONO YOU ARE WRONG NONO"

I am stating all those things, yes. If he can't be seduced by someone he's attracted to, you don't stand a chance.
gay + corruption fetish is among my least favorite things. You're always so loud about it, too.
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>>47831783
I like your CYOA Anon, I think I'm going to go with the Colt 1911A1.
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>>47834852
Is it weird that I really want to be Bayonetta?
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>>47834868
I'm sorry, I didn't realise you were some omniscient god with complete knowledge and authority over this imaginary setting.

You sound like a needy bottom.
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>>47834881
Wanting to be Bayonetta is completely healthy.
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>>47834172
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>>47834852
>Feeling self-contradictory today, hmm?
huh? They would rather fuck an imitation of a woman rather than fag is not contradictory

>That's how you build neurosis, not resilience
Your vile words won't change that fact. We are strong, because we don't fall on animal level of being guided by desires, but rather guided by logic!
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>>47834881

It's not weird to want to be a woman who's confident with her sexuality.

I think you're good.
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>>47829339
Politics
Amazing
Peace + crime
Medium Magic
Beauty
Intelligence
Idol
Perfect + Mind + Ageless
Induce
Reality
Ratio m1:f3
Harem
Second time's a charm
Growth
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>>47834892
Why do you ask a question when you will only accept one answer?
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>>47834892
If you want a clear answer build on logic: hetero won't become fags just because
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>>47834892
>spoiler
We'll never know until you make that cyoa about getting a waifu who will slowly sissify you.
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>>47834921
You guys are so lucky. Do you have any idea how tiring it is to have to participate in all those orgies. Not the mention having to seduce and fuck barbarian Chad whenever he goes "hunting" for me. Sometimes I wish, I'd have less sex! Thank the Spirits it's so enjoyable though <3
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>>47834921
>They would rather fuck an imitation of a woman rather than fag is not contradictory
But saying that you are above carnal desires and admitting that you not only indulge in them but even have preferences is.
>We are strong, because we don't fall on animal level of being guided by desires, but rather guided by logic!
You're strong because you study a lot, silly boy, not because you deny yoursef natural things. Besides we don't abuse ourselves like you do, and are no weaker. Still think you've made the right choice?
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>>47829351
Weak (21)
Muscle Mass (20)
Regeneration (18)
Sustenance (16)
Focus (15)
Reflexes (14)
Stamina (13)
Immunity (11)
Speed Learner (9)
Virtuoso (7)
Artist (5)
Justice (3)
Sex Factor (1)
Discipline (0)
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>>47834881
>>47834852
>>47835020
>tfw you'll never be Bayonetta

Just end this farce of a life right now.
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>>47835020
>But saying that you are above carnal desires and admitting that you not only indulge in them but even have preferences is.
I've talked about those brothers who couldn't resist.
Still think you've made the right choice?
But those of us who can resist temptation become greater mages. Mind is strong not because you learn, but not like you know about such. Wizard can put aside his needs for better of the world, witch can't
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>>47835090
I'd argue Witches know more about the world than Wizards. Witches are literally all about uncovering and becoming living mysteries of the world.
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>>47835124
1000 witches would uncover specific mystery and only 1000 witches would know about it. One wizard will uncover mystery and soon every wizard would have his book on that topic read
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>>47835090
>Mind is strong not because you learn, but not like you know about such.
How rude. You estimate of your learning capabilites is obviously exagerrated, seeing how you couldn't manage to learn good manners.
>But those of us who can resist temptation become greater mages.
Can you tell? How do you know they wouldn't be as great or even greater if they did not deny themselves love and comfort that all living creatures need, stressing themselves, ruining their mind, posture and eyesight over books in dark cells?
>Wizard can put aside his needs for better of the world, witch can't
Don't presume, little wizard, that you know what a real witch does or does not for others. People wouldn't come to us in times of need if we couldn't help them. Not to mention we can do that without perversing ourselves or being so stuck up about it.
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>>47835167
I'd argue Witches reach far deeper mysteries on a more personal level. Wizards might know of many mysteries, but a Witch KNOWS her few mysteries.

The difference is mostly fluff though so I do understand why opinions are so mixed.
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>>47835167
Actually, from what we can read, Witches exchange information as much as Wizards do. So, no, not applicable.
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>>47835175
Just want to say Yuko would be a better poster child for Ren's witches than Bayonetta.
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>>47835208
Know nothing about Yuko, so maybe.
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>>47834298
Are you Snail-kun?
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>>47834378
>>47829807
And here's page 2. Of 3. Feeling pretty good about this one but typos can lurk everywhere. Give it a gander and make sure I didn't screw up anywhere.
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>>47834172
Angel is mine.
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>>47835220
>new author creates an incredibly interesting magical world full of powerful wizards and witches
>makes you a slave familiar

So close... so close!
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>>47835220
And before you say anything, yes, I see that Illusion's Spook and Unknown's Vision have the same icons. Already fixed it.
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>>47834271
Nice build. I would befriend you and steal your underwear.
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>>47835244
>Dark Princess
I will be Slaanesh, also known as the Dark Princess, the Princess of Pleasure, the Lady of Excess, the Perfect Princess and even the Princess of Chaos.

>Not-So-Royal Behaviour
I revel in all things sex and pleasure.
>Demonic Contact
The Warp chants me its secret and my ascension is assured through its devotion.
>Magic Upgrade
The power that sustains me lays at my bidding.
>Power Behind the Thrones
Some have already noticed my impending ascension and a loyal cult of hedonistic worshippers has already been formed.
>Once And Future Queen
Father can only resist the call of my Godhood so long, soon he will abdicate and join the masses in my worship.
>Exotic Princess
I will reshape my Kingdom into one of erotic pleasure, excess and hedonism.
>Millenium Princess
After I have taken the planet, the Universe will be next and from the Dreamworld (or the Warp) all of reality shall follow.


Cower in fear and tremble in erotic anticipation for soon your Dream kingdom too will fall under my reign, anon.
Reposting my build.
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>>47835198
>as much as Wizards do
>Wizards: Knowledge & Power
>Witches: Compassion & Mystery
Wizards have centralized school system and keep all knowledge written down of yore and knew. Witches of course exchange information, but they work in smaller circles and don't preserve knowledge as wizards do
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>>47835220
>The Body
>Humanized
So I can be a cute catgirl AND having a caring witch mistress to live with?

>>47835251
Pick related.
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>>47835298
>So I can be a cute catgirl AND having a caring witch mistress to live with?

Of course! What kinda CYOA author would I be if I didn't include a little girl option?
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>>47835175
>Can you tell? How do you know they wouldn't be as great or even greater if they did not deny themselves love and comfort that all living creatures need, stressing themselves, ruining their mind, posture and eyesight over books in dark cells?
It is known, else they wouldn't be the most respected archmages
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>>47835312
H-how about a little boy?

Embrace the /ss/.
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>>47829351
Suggestion (17)
Shadow (16)
liar (14)
Mind reading 2 (11)
Regeneration (8)
Durability (7)
Photographic memory (4)
Speed learner (2)
Happy (1)
Heightened senses (0)

Know everything, do anything, get away with it.
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>>47835271
>Wizards have centralized school system and keep all knowledge written down of yore and knew. Witches of course exchange information, but they work in smaller circles and don't preserve knowledge as wizards do

That doesn't mean that Wizards are completely transparent with their knowledge, or have magical equivalent of Internet. Hell, from Archwizard's description it's not hard to imagine their position to be a very exclusive club, whic is preserved by aggregating knowledge to oneself and using it to improve one's position while keeping others down.
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>>47835251
And rather than appreciate this incredibly interesting magical world full of powerful wizards and witches created by a new author, you instead starting tossing a tantrum, in an attempt at, what, exactly?
Demotivate him? Make him change the entire concept to fit your needs?
Really, anon, imagine that. You post a new cyoa, you're excited for how people react, and the first guy starts bitching. Good job, anon.
>>47835312
I'll wait on making a build until the whole thing is done, but it looks like it's an original concept. Plus, when someone is mad already you just know it has to be great.
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>>47835312
This is my new favorite CYOA. And not just because catgirls.

I like that it's streamlined, but has some flavor. None of that 'spend 100 points on eighty minute options' crap.
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>>47835220
Oh boy, I can't wait for page 3! I want to make sexy snek build, I'll sseduce my wizard massster. You know, slip into his bed, bind his hot and damp body firmly and tease him with the end of my tail. It would be even funnier when I'd choose Transmutation School with Enlarge power, if you know what I mean.
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>>47835332
There is thing called library were people keep books.
> from Archwizard's description it's not hard to imagine their position to be a very exclusive club, which is preserved by aggregating knowledge to oneself and using it to improve one's position while keeping others down.
It's exclusive club of oldest wizards who knows the most, they will die from old age, do you think they will betray "knowledge" part by not preserving it after their death because someone will be better then them?. You seem to hate wizards if your first thought of them is that they are completely corrupt harboring knowledge only for themself
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>>47835244
Neutral Princess
Angelic Guardian, Warrior Princess, Barbarian Princess
Magic Upgrade, Once and Future Queen, Millennium Princess

Even in the dreamworld, the omnipresent healbrute exists, rising to establish a violent kingdom bent on developing the technology to access new worlds, that they might spread their warlust beyond their own confined little realm. Superior Strength, superior medicine, superior technology! Even the gods will join our cosmic warfare!
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>>47835220
Good work Ren, this is good, of course i would prefer able to shift into human form regardless off master-type, but well this is Good.

Some thing:
Artifice font is different than others.
Witches Font at the image is rather difficult to read.
Give us more familiar typeeeeee.~

Though yeah this is good. *gives headpat
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>>47835389
>using a pic of Gandalf, the grey wanderer, maiar of the gods

Gandalf is nothing like the Wizards in Ren's cyoa. Try Saruman.
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>>47835314
>There is a thing called library were people keep books.
Unless if you put a book in this library it immediately pops a copy of the book in every other library in the world, it's not the same thing.
>by not preserving it after their death because someone will be better then them
Preserving does not equal sharing.
>You seem to hate wizards if your first thought of them is that they are completely corrupt harboring knowledge only for themself
And you seem to hate every non-wizard, if your arrogance (and the fact that you twist hypotheses about a part into statements about whole) is anything to come by. Does that neck ever get creeking from sticking your nose up so much?
>It is known, else they wouldn't be the most respected archmages
Hoo~. So you're saying, that you mages evaluate your own by how much they stick to your set of twisted ideas, not by how actually powerful or knowledgeable they are?
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>>47835436
I'm not Mac, but I'm here. What troubles you, Hibiki-senpai?
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>>47835402
At least a wizard familiar could go Universalist -> Telekinesis, so they almost have hands.

Wizards are dicks.
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>>47835338
>'spend 100 points on eighty minute options' crap
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>>47835457
>>47820952
continue the correction cuz i'm doing an all-nighter
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>>47835402
>Artifice font is different than others.

So is "Universal". The rest of the Schools I actually ripped from one image and I have no idea what the font is and then artist failed to state it on the entry. Pic related. If an anon can identify it for me, I'll try and fix the titles.

>Witches Font at the image is rather difficult to read.
That's on purpose. Witches are a mysterious lot who can't be assed to write in proper common. Also the Symbol font looked good over the runes. If enough people complain, I'll change it.

>Give us more familiar typeeeeee.~
Like, more Improved Familiars? You crazy bro? 9 take up a lot of space as is and the 4 general types cover just about everything else. What else would I add? An Aquatic species group?
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>>47835220
>Artificer
>The Alleys
manlytears.jpg
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>>47835494
You mean the greek alphabet?
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>>47835498
Oh, and um...I don't know if it's worth bringing up, but I had intended for you to basically be able to wander around to a few places around the City that soak up words, and request that they be freed to you. I like the time limit, but I also like speaking to the littler parts of the city, rather than just meditating upon the whole. I mean, it's your CYOA and your choice, I'm just suggesting.
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>>47835518
I don't think that world has Greece, much less the greek alphabet.
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>>47835494
I love the aesthetics of good looking magic circles.
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>>47835444
>Unless if you put a book in this library it immediately pops a copy of the book in every other library in the world, it's not the same thing.
No need, only in those wizard use
>Preserving does not equal sharing.
If they preserve it, in some time it will reach wizard library or as they write it down
>Hoo~. So you're saying, that you mages evaluate your own by how much they stick to your set of twisted ideas, not by how actually powerful or knowledgeable they are?
No, but they are also the most powerful and knowledgeable
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>>47835333
I think it's just Insecurity-Anon, as much as I wish it was just the one very loud whiny bitch.
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>>47835525
For the purpose of the Focus power, "Meditation" can mean different things. You don't have to sit cross-legged in the city park humming "ohmmmmmmmm" to get the effect. That'd be kinda weird. But then again witches are weird by setting definition, but anyway, you do you buddy. I nabbed your ideas and played around with them to get 'em to fit, and I like how they came out.
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>>47829339
Heroes (1Silver)
Worm (2Silver)
Let's make only women have the powers.
Lolify (3Silver)
Single (1Bronze)
To add insult to insult, now all the women are cute little things.
Beauty (4Silver)
Because this is just nice
Reality (1Bronze)
I don't want to deal with decades.
Growth (2Bronze)
Oppai loli. Plus, it makes it easier to tell adults from children.
Libido Normalized (5Silver)
Sexy time.
Libido Dysphoria (3Bronze)
Applied to women, so that the men won't feel left out when:
Ratio (6Silver)
Let's make men much more common than women. Why? Because:
<Spending 1 gold for 2 silver>
Moving on to personal...
Induce Bend (7Silver)
Men will come crawling to me so that I might unlock their hidden potential by turning them into a woman. Furthermore, I am a fearsome force against women since I can seal their power.
No restrictions (4Bronze)
More for use against women, since they might use powers to evade.
Beauty (8Silver)
Gender bender (5Bronze)
Gotta get in on those powers myself.
Amazing (2Gold)
Not only can I seal / unleash powers by changing sex, but I also have multiple high-quality powers. If I can choose, I'd pick things for survival / longevity since I already have a great offense.
Perfect Body (6Bronze)
Perfect, Ageless (7Bronze)
Don't wanna get old, ya know?
Produce pheromones (8Bronze)
Sure, with the ratio and libido this is a bit unnecessary, but I like it.
No punishment (9Bronze)
I'm not going to get Zero Punishment because I'm sure there'd be laws about power use on someone without consent & I'd like to see the frustrated face on my enemies after I seal their powers. Also I think it is a typo. In Zero Punishment, "digging into someone's pocket and taking their pocket"
And lastly.... hmm... a lot of things have silder pre-reqs.... I'll go with:
Induce Fetish (10Bronze)
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>>47835548
Seems more like a duck to me.
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>>47835583
ah, figures.
>Insecurity-anon
? You mean the guy who gets mad if there's even the hint of someone being more powerful?
Including the entity that gives points?
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>>47835592
The world is now ruled by the few but powerful oppai loli. I will act as a force to boost their number by transforming all willing individuals. They should be grateful for me granting them fantastic power, so amassing allies should not be difficult. Since I can seal and unlock powers, I am a very dangerous force and will likely need allies to help with foes that would naturally like to monopolize my ability.
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>>47835494
No Homunculus Familiar.
No Golem Familiar.
No Slime Familiar. (for beriiii)
No Smug familiar.

Though on more serious matter, maybe some challenges? or Drawbacks? Of course it'll lure moare minmaxing but will definitely quite interesting.

Also choice on where we summonned. (kingdom, land, city, ruin etc) would be nice too~.
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>>47835605
you post your favourite magic circle and we'll see which is prettier.
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>>47835266
>>47835394

I like both of these. Inter-galactic Princesses are best. Maybe one day you'll expand your Queendoms to the multiverse and have a epic battle between Hedonism Princess and War Princess! Taking both warrior Princes and Barbarian Princess is interesting idea to.

>>47832572
>>47832554
>>47832457

I wasn't trying to prove anything with my pics. I just wanted to talk about Amazons and show off my new army. I'm sorry I'm not prettier and don't dress right;_;
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>>47835630
If you were truly sorry you would put on a sundress and give us a picture.
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>>47835618
>No Golem Familiar.
>No Slime Familiar.
Earth and water elementals, maybe?
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>>47835555
>No, but they are also the most powerful and knowledgeable
Yes, which brings us to my original point that you so cleverly chose to dodge, you sly.
>If they preserve it, in some time it will reach wizard library or as they write it down
Some of it? What aboout "all of it"? You're slipping, little liar.
>No need, only in those wizard use
So, no differences from witches then.
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>>47835620
But I can't. I love them all, I don't have a favourite.
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>>47835630
Honestly the only reason I did both warrior and barbarian princess is because I had no confirmation any other perks besides angelic guardian gave healing ability. If there is another, that does not specifically make me a servant of a god, then I would replace warrior princess with it. Healing ability > martial ability, always by my standards.
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>>47835220
>those greek letters
>some have the proper use, others are just the ones that resemble the latin letter
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>>47835678
what kind of non-confrontationist are you? First you mock my pick but when push comes to shove you pussy out?

Not that I actually care though
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>>47835692
Because it's all in good nature, you twat.
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>>47835708
Its just banter from my side too, you know?
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>>47835724
Yes.

Now fohck off.
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>>47834148
I'm bisexual and futa is repulsive.
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>>47835650
>Some of it? What aboout "all of it"?
Knowledge lost is not preserved, wizard can't let it happen
>So, no differences from witches then.
Beside the fact that wizards are more centralized
>you so cleverly chose to dodge, you sly.
It's only natural that wizards not getting any love with result in ostracization of that emotion and creating perpetual cycle in end of which wizards are always lone
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>>47835220
Let's see... when I was only looking at page 1, I went with Wandering Mistress and Mammal (Cat).
Now that there's this page 2, I'm definitely going to go with The Body, since that seems perfect for her. I can see her proclaiming the wonder of her miracle tonics and doing various shapeshifty magics to those that will pay. And Humanize is a great ability. My biggest concern was that I can't be that useful without hands. This remedies that problem. Plus, since I can talk, too, I can help sell the wonder tonic.
"*cough* *cough* Oh, woe is me. I have a disease for which there is no cure. I have tried *cough* countless potions and elixirs to no avail. My end is meow. Death hath come for me. Farewell, cruel world!"
"Wait right there, young miss with the cat-like ears. All hope is not lost I say! Nay, for you have yet to try this WONDER TONIC. Behold, as one sip will be enough to cure what ails you. Here, take a sip."
"Ah, you are so kind, Mast-- ma'am. Yes, it's true! I feel better already! You have saved my life, stranger! Tell me, is there anything I can do for you?"
"No thanks is required, child. This was on the house. But in exchange, be sure to tell all your friends about this WONDER TONIC, now available for sale at a reasonable price!"
"Yes, ma'am. I'll spend the entire day from meowning to dusk spreading word of the wonders of your tonic and the kindness of your heart!"
"What a good girl *heatpats*. Now, do we have any buyers?"
That's how I'd envision it going, anyway. As nice as all the other powers are, I feel like I can be most useful by becoming human-like and doing more menial chores that my master wouldn't want to do than using some fancy power that I'm sure my master might have other magics to mitigate it's usefulness.
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>>47835758
I'm bisexual, and futas are awesome; all the best parts in one cute package.
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>>47835772
No, they're disgusting abominations. It's like pouring milk and chicken together in a bowl.
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While I am working on another cyoa, I must ask you guys a question.

How can I improve this cyoa of mine?
Yes, I know it's a pdf and making it an image file would make it better. I'm planning on getting a tutorial on GIMP and making it an image final after I'm done with my current project.
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>>47835494
Improved Familiars need an option to have their own familiar.
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>>47835782
Are you by chance jewish?
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>>47834161
He updated that. You're using the outdated one.
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>>47835789
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>>47835782
>not liking dicks
It's like you're gay or something.
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>>47835791
I'm a fucked up Irish/Native American mutt.

>>47835804
I like dicks. On men. I opened with 'I'm bisexual', anon. Learn to read.
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>>47835686

You already have Angelic Guardian, Magic Upgrade, Technology Upgrade, and Millennium Princess, so I think that's about it for healing. Having both Warrior Princess and Barbarian Princess will help with strength and fighting ability.

>>47835638

>Put on a dress and prance around in front of the camera for us like a good little girl or you're a terrible person.

Yeah, how about no and fuck you?
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>>47835796
>He updated that.
Not in any meaningful way.
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>>47835811
>Put on a dress and prance around in front of the camera for us like a good little girl or you're a terrible person.

Hit a sore spot, eh? You dykes are a laugh.
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>>47835809
Tell me that you're a grill at least. or an Apache attack helicopter, that's fine too.
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>>47835782
Why can't they be lovely combinations. Like pouring pasta, cheese, and chicken together in a bowl.
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>>47835811
I don't have tech upgrade, just millennium princess, but that's fair, I guess. Eventually I'll have the medicine of tech upgrade even without taking the perk, so all I really have to do is make sure my magic upgraded healing taught by my angelfriend will suffice till then.
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>>47835789
Like Mushu & the cricket in Mulan? If there was to be a sub-familiar, I think it'd be better off as being your master's secondary familiar & you just have more authority / power. But even then, I think the idea is... sketchy.
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>>47835837
Because they're not. They're malformed freaks.

>>47835828
You'll never know.
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>>47835638
I'm not Angelanon and I'm a guy, but I can do that if you want.
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>>47835787
Both the Sins and Virtues cyoa on which you based this had goals beyond the absolute destruction of all. This cyoa is basically deciding which "powerset" you'll use to ruin everything for everyone. There's no greater purpose, no reward, no point to anything really. It's pretty much just mindless suffering and destruction.
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>>47835862
Yes, please.
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>>47835871
So, does this mean there is no way to improve it?
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>>47835857
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>>47835851
Hence the suggestion that only Improved Familiars can get a sub-familiar. That would at least avoid 'I get another Improved Familiar, and that one gets an Improved Familiar, and that one...' bullshit.

Maybe a note that the sub-familiar's power is weaker than a standard familiar?
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>>47835893
>>>/tumblr/
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>>47834985
>>47835020
Is the reason these witches keep teasing the wizard because they're really thirsty and want wizards to give them the magic dick?
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D-did Sockminster die?
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>>47835796
Italics needs to post new oc.
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>>47835826
>good little girl
>Not good little boy
Sundresses are cute. Everybody should own one.
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>>47835857
You're definitely a woman and a twat.
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>>47835903
I like it. Improved familiars could be in charge of their Master's household of lesser familiars.
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>>47835333
He made one post. That's not a tantrum.
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>>47835887
Course you can improve it. Thing is, currently the cyoa is basically: how will you kill that man "gun, sword, crossbow or spoon?" but on a global level.

Add some purpose, some reward, just something that makes us want to fuck over everyone.
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>>47835220
Okay, here is the /ss/ option
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So, like
what happened to Box Wine and his Hero Academy stuff?
Is he just taking a break? did he die?
Is he too drunk to post?
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>>47835906
In my case it's that they pity sheltered boys deprived of almost all joys in life and want to comfort them somehow. I wouldn't mind showing some cute wizard guy that world is not just studying, as long as it's not a rude like

>>47835090
>>47834921
>>47835389
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>>47835931
He's just protecting his m'author from a perceived threat. Let him have his fun.
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>>47835936
Okay, I'll try to add somesort of reward. Don't know how right now, but damn it, I'll find out.

With that said, how are the powers in it? Just curious.
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>>47835905
>He hasn't watched The Room
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>>47835812
It's still an update, you should post the latest versions
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>>47835964
The powers themselves are fine, there's just not much incentive to actually pick one.
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>>47835914
Hand Ferrean both fell into a the same hole and disappeared from reality.
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>>47835857
>>47835782
>someone hates freaks of nature too
You. I like you.
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>>47835944
I think he died.
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I stole something from Reddit again. This guy has made several cyoas like this. Good or bad?

http://imgur.com/a/q6Q5s
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>>47836040
stop posting terrible shit from there
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>>47835826
Now you've done it. Time to start taking bets. Does she abandon the thread, or make an all caps response accompanied by that picture of the Sororita screaming and ripping her clothes off?
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>>47836037
no! not Box Wine!
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>>47836040
It's obvious you're the author. Fuck off.
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>>47836000
Got it. Create some kind of incentive to play the thing and make it into an image file. Thanks anon.
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>>47836040
Stop shilling.
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>>47828749
one shot johnny
i live dangerously
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>>47836053
>that picture of the Sororita screaming and ripping her clothes off?

In case she doesn't can you post it for me? Pretty please?
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>>47836040
Did you create that image almost exactly the same as one from Reddit?
>No, I just linked to it.
Did you remove Reddit's ability to view it?
>No, I just linked to it.
Did you do anything - anything at all - to merit the word 'stealing'?
>No, I just linked to it.
Then did you steal it?
answer this yourself, you sissy faggot
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>>47835957
that's what happens to wizard who lived too long without human contact
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>>47836107
He just needs a cute witch to lead him away from his books. Guarantee you that for all his talk, he'd wouldn't be able to do anything but stutter if he actually met a witch who wanted to get to know him.
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>>47836099
Surprised you haven't seen this. It's Angel's go-to angry reaction image.
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>>47835957
Hey now, they have snarky familiars with transformative wands to make sure they know what goes where and what ropes are for!
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>>47836131
>implying the Wizard community is not a hive of homosexuality and pedophilia

It's pretty much the Catholic church of that world.
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>>47836161
Teachers are far more likely to screw underage kids than priests, but you are right about the Church dropping the ball and letting degenerate homosexuals infiltrate.
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>>47836161
Except you get cool magic powers with the Wizard community.
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>>47834172
can you not
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>>47836193
no
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>>47836193
Pleeeease?
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>>47836154
Well, I wouldn't mind getting to know such wizard as well.
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>>47832455

Power Armor
Immortality
Waifu
Induce fetish (A.I.s)

WHO LIKES GIANT ROBOTS? I DO!
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>>47836161
>wizard community
>it's boys of 15-20 years old who mostly study and wander the city
>when they reach 21 they wander the world
>when they reach 40-50 years old they return to their academy as teacher/archmage
Well since first group is too young for that, second wanders the world and third cares far more about governing/preserving magic I doubt
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>>47836193
SDA, SDA!
Tell me about your last date with your new girlfriend!
Please, you sounded so adorable when you described her.
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>>47836138
I have, though not for a while now. And I did not know it's associated with Angel.
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>>47829351
Sustenance, Healing Factor, Durability, immunity.
That makes me more or less immune to everything that could inconvenience me. I considered indestructible intestines since that would fix an autoimmune disorder that I have, but the healing factor will fix the results of it, so it's pretty much the same shit. If there's no permanent effect it's no big deal.

A lot of this stuff though (resistance to cold, ability to digest weird shit, resistance to inflicted (as opposed to innate) unhappiness, seeing in the dark) is stuff I'm already pretty good at.

Suggestions, Mind Reading II, Mist
An inviolable god who can go anywhere and do anything, socially.

Heightened Senses and Grace, basically just a fun vanity option for me. since I had points.
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>>47829529
>pics
Remember Flutteranon?
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I haven't applied Mac's correction yet and only applied half of Keine's correction
they're random anon that i've decided to give name to

I was going to apply all the correction today but i'm too sleepy,I will just drop my oc before going to sleep
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>>47836265
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>>47836275
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>>47836287
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>>47836302
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>>47835220
Hibiki, I'm really happy for ya, and I'mma let you finish.

But I finished Page 3 of Familiars.

Go nuts erryone.
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>>47836312
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>>47835811
>Put on a dress and prance around in front of the camera for us like a good little girl or you're a terrible person.
How did you get all that from that post? You really are a damaged lesbian, aren't you?
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>>47836326
Enjoy sleep Hibiki.
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>>47836265
>they're random anon that i've decided to give name to
you're a cutie
One day I'll read your cyoa, Hibiki, I swear.
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>>47836326
ahh kuso net

>>47836324
Good job and good luck on the next page

>>47836345
thanks anon
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>>47829807
>>47835220
>>47836324
And all three for ease of access.

I'm exhausted. Gonna stick around for a little to see people post builds and then fall into my bed.

Page 2 and 3 have no background art. I'll make it prettier when I get up and finish DMing my session today.
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>>47836382
>>47836324
or your next cyoa,
>tfw still haven't finished yet
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>Master
Young wizard in studying
>Species
CAWCAWCAW, crow
>school
Universal, because he wants to know everything. Neet telekinesis for me
>Perks
Detector
Speedy
Pickpocket

Master won't find any more useful familiar for life at city. Helping him study all those spells and make him work his ass off, while I constantly bring him stolen good. During weekends he will always have money to go out and buy something cool at market
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Posting a teaser cause I'm bored and hungry for (You)s.
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>>47836376
well not forcing you to read it or anything, sharing my cyoa with you guys are more than enough to keep me happy
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>>47836213
>>47836217
AA is a cool gal and all but I never understood why you guys shipped me with her.

>>47836236
We've officially been together for three days, relax.

Technically, we've been meeting up for several months now but nothing really beyond lunch and getting lost downtown together. I also visited her apartment last night and met some of her friends. They polished my nails... tried to hide that on the subway ride back.

Also, we hugged but we're still not in the hand-holding stage.
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>>47829807
>dead
Happens to the best of us.

I suppose I'll work for a witch. I could handle either, but the witch life seems nicer. Wandering mistress seems nice.

Ravens are classic and nice.

Mind, and Memory Lapse. Forest was also tempting. It might be cool to get two options of this, or three for the advanced witch.

Waiting warmly for page three.
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>>47836421
Noice.
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>>47836425
Are you 15?
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>>47836193
Don't be shy. We're just trying to hook you up with a confirmed qt 3.14 who cosplays as slave Leia. What are you afraid of?
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>>47836324
Blessed OC. You're a hero.
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>>47836431
Right here, brah: >>47836324
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>>47836421
Is there a city state in the Netherlands I can go to?
I need it because reasons.
I like what your fond does with "st"
>>47836423
I just don't like making my build when the cyoa isn't done. I'll forget the earlier options and why I picked them.
I'd like it all at once.
You're so goshderned sweet.
>>47836425
Please SDA, don't stop. It's so cute.
I'm not sure how you can consider that "dating", but, whatever.
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>>47836383
Adult mage.
Mammal (some kind of monkey)
Evocation; Elemental touch.
Vanish, Talkative, and Pickpocket.

So some random wizard thinks he can make me his little pet, eh? Very well then, I'll play along for now, looking like the good little familiar I'm supposed to be.

With that said, I have my own agenda; while I probably can't get quite as much power as my "Master", I can pursue something of equal value; Wealth. A coin taken here, a small ring or gem taken there, no one will miss it. I'll keep it on my person, maybe convince the wizard to at least give me a bag to put shit in. At any given time, such as when we are in another city, I'll try and sell my acquired goods to others in exchange for some coin.

Being caught? I can disappear within the blink of an eye. People trying to hurt me? One touch and there in for a real shock. Too much stuff? there is no such thing.

Where's your wallet? Maybe you left it at home.
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>>47836265
Sleep tight Hibiki
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>>47836421
Will being the Sleeper still be a thing?
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>>47836234
Why do you think the boys leave when they turn 21? To make room for the younger boys, while they wander the world until they're willing to settle down as a teacher and rape some boys of their own.
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>>47836519
>being such a shitty familiar
you disgrace the art of familiars
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>>47836421
>Johannesburg
do we get to fight the ghouls

>>47836445
Add 9 years. That was how old I was during my first relationship. She's 25.

We met because we both work at the same company, actually. She's worked in a field I was interested in, which is why we started meeting. I'm taking her to a conference this week.

>>47836448
I don't think that pic was actually her.

>>47836493
What do you consider dating? Romantic dinners?

I don't think she's the type who's into that sort of stuff, actually. Neither am I.

We're boring people, which is why I think we get along so well. I feel like I don't have to watch myself when I'm around her, since she really doesn't care about how blunt I am.
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>>47836383
Only thing I dislike about this is that there is no option to refuse. I'm literally stolen away from the afterlife or whatever comes next, and made to serve. I don't mind serving someone, but I'd like to have a choice in the matter.

Good job though.
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>>47836554
you can always DIE
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>>47836539
Don't worry, I'll help when the wizard guy needs it, you know, since he probably is the one feeding me and keeping me alive.

It's just not my top priority.
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>>47836493
>Is there a city state in the Netherlands I can go to?
How could I ever skip out on Amsterdam?

>>47836542
Only if you fug angelanon.
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>>47836493
>Netherlands
>for reasons

Don't they have gay marriage in a lot of places these days?
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>>47836324
Continuing from >>47835765 then.
>Charming - ...help your master in social situations
Definitely going to need to go with that.
>Pickpocket - ...purloining small goods
I don't want to be a bad cat, but there's just so many puns here. I mean, the text itself says PURloining.
Actually... Hmm... As much as I want that, I can't pass up the combo of Speedy + Vanish, so I'm gonna throw out Pickpocket and go with:
Charming, Speedy, & Vanish.
Speedy can make me more effective on errands. I can run to the well and back really quickly or head down to the market in a short time. Plus, running away at high speeds while invisible is a great defense. Vanish is less to stop an abusive master and more to stop scary customers. And, if Master sees an abusive customer yelling me into invisibility, she'd come rescue me. Speedy also helps with "protect the caravan." I'm sure the caravan has some decent combatants somewhere. At least, it should be tougher than a single familiar. I'll dedicate my efforts to scouting, then. Detector would be much, much more useful for this, than Speedy, but Speedy allows for in-combat use, too. Weak little girl scratches don't do so much, but if I can circle the enemy and keep distracting them like that for long enough (even easier if they scare me into invisibility), then someone else can land an actual hit. Besides, detector alone doesn't help at all with nonmagical effects. Digger looked neat. I would have liked it, but it didn't really mesh too well with my other things.
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>>47836565
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>>47829807
Anyone else notice the Void Worms look like winged dildos?
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>>47836542
I don't know, I guess it's just weird to say you're dating when you haven't even held hands.
>>47836565
you what? I'm sure my country is as "progressive" as the Netherlands when it comes to the gays.
That's not why I need it.
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What happened to Hero Academy?
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>>47836595
What kind of shitty dildo are you using if it doesn't have a proper head?
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>>47836608
I dunno either, Box Wine just dropped off the face of the earth for some reason.

I miss Box Wine
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>>47836608
Box wine probably sleeps and Hero academy is shunned in this lands
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>>47836599
You need drugs m8?
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>>47836643
Close.
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>>47836633
shunned? why? Last I saw people here didn't have a problem with it besides its drawback system
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>>47836690
Can't you just go ask Paco?

>>47836702
It's not. There's one anon who doesn't like it and whines, but that's true for every CYOA.
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>>47836599
It's a casual relationship. I find that relationships are nothing like they are portrayed in media.
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>>47829807
Uh, what's this? It seems a special brand of snowflake magic has messed with my revival and now I'm the mage? I'm being reborn as a young girl as we're speaking.

>Witch
>Waifish Orphan
Abandoned because something was definitely wrong with me, and taken in by Madame Circe. Hopefully she can teach me well. In time I'll even get my own familiar. Perhaps that time is now?

>Avian: Owl
This small Owl is my first familiar, and will help me learn the secrets of Witchcraft.

>>47835220
>Witch of the Spirit
Sometimes the classics are the best.
>Spirit's Call
The ability of my cute little Owl.

>>47836324
>Charming
My Owl is the CUTEST!
>Detector
My Owl informs me of the evil mojo-jojo Wizards use.
>Guide
My Owl makes sure I'm never lost.

I'm not planning to do anything special, just embrace to opprtunity to be a little girl with a cute owl familiar.

Don't bully me. I had fun with this cyoa.
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>>47836383
Witch
Waifish orphan
mystical (fox)
the body
The prodigy (detector, telepathic, wand user)

My master is so amazing. She'll revolutionize the world of witches, I'm certain of it.
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>>47836782
But anon you are the owl
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>>47836710
I don't know who Paco is.
>>47836719
Well, guess I know nothing.
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Don't think I've forgotten about you, Kit. I'm still making that CYOA I promised.
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>>47836782
Both the girl and owl are cute.
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>>47836393
>>47836519
>>47836571
Pickpocket seems to be the crowd favorite so far. Even if miss kitty didn't settle for it. Ya'll like stealing shit, I'm hiding my wallet.

>>47836595
I don't see it.

>>47836554
You could always, you know... not make a build. There's been a little clout about that. Understandably, most people don't like the idea of being essentially a slave, regardless of the fact that mages tend to take care of their familiars.

I might make a page 4 that has rules for letting you roam free, but for now, it's beddy bye Ren.
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>>47836802
>guess I know nothing
No, you're right anon. Starting out that castely actually is unusual in this day and age.
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>>47836542
>We're boring people, which is why I think we get along so well.

Speak for yourself
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>>47836782
THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS
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>>47829351
Muscle Mass (19)
Durability (18)
Reflexes (17)
Regeneration (15)
Stamina (14)
Immunity (12)
Sustenance (10)
Strength (8)
Threat Detection (6)
Mastery [Firearms] (5)
Mastery [Swords] (4)
Courage (3)
Heightened Senses (2)
Shadow (1)
Justice (-1)
Weak (0)

I'm just going to mind my own business and convert people to my beliefs fairly passively, stealthily killing degenerates. If you want to come after me, though, you better be ready for a fight.
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>>47836812
because that's where familiars shine. While all those wandering witches will rarely get much profit from pickpocketing, I, the crow in city with telekinesis can steal fortune
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>>47836519
>I'll try and sell my acquired goods to others in exchange for some coin
>Where's your wallet? Maybe you left it at home.
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>>47836542
>we're boring people
>translation: I'm boring

I'm 100% certain she's going to leave you for an adventurous STACY with a big tongue.
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>>47836874
>So lonely you make up fantasies about other people ending up lonely.
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>>47836871
That thing is terrifying. Good job.
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>>47835220
Does Humanize allow you to talk or you still need Talkative for that even in the human form?
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>>47836919
>implying I'm not a big tongued STACY planning to steal away her gf

That'll teach her to not love me...
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>>47836951
I'm pretty sure I've read that exact story in several romance novels. Spooky.
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>>47836816
I think it's sweet, but then again, I don't understand hook-up culture and one-night stands.
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>>47836984
Cat lady detected.
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>>47837005
You're right, it's very sweet and cute. It's just a bit unusual, all I'm saying.
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>>47837005
The foundational belief of hook-up culture is that sexual compability is an important factor to any relationship and it's risky to potentially fall in love with someone you're not sexually compatible with. Good sex is like the "CLEAR" sign that allows one to progress to a full relationship if so desired.

Do you understand now?
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>>47837011
I discovered ebook pirating several months ago, and spend a few months reading 1-3 romance novels a day because I had nothing better to do. Nowadays I can only read like 1-2 romance novel a week because I'm so done with reading for the moment.
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>>47836816
>No, you're right anon. Starting out that castely actually is unusual in this day and age.
All of my friends in relationships started out pretty normal, I don't see how mine's any different. Like I said, we literally have been official for three days now. Both of us work 8 hour shifts, so I'd say that I'm pretty fortunate to have been to her apartment already.

>>47836817
Don't get what you mean by this. I'm pretty unextraordinary in real life.

>>47836874
>>47837005
>>47837033
I really think that this relationship is moving rather quickly. She's pretty comfortable with being physical with me already.
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>>47837041
I suppose, but I meant more in terms of not seeing why you'd want to fuck someone you don't know or care about, and will never meet again. I don't personally see the appeal.
Knowing that you're into the same things, yeah sure, I can see that. I just think, if you really loved each other, you'd grow to accommodate each other, you know? You'd do things they like, and try to love it, too.
I am far too young to be so old fashioned and romantic.
>>47837033
I need SDA to feed us live updates.
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>>47835782
>It's like pouring milk and chicken together in a bowl.
Then you slowly heat it up, stirring all the while.

It'll be rather bland but that's actually a basic creamy chicken broth.
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build voluptuous
height 6'2
breast size E
hair color dirty blonde
eye color green
delicious
sleep when you're dead
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>>47834001
Link to the thread please. Couldn't find it on /d/
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>>47829351
RPG (18)
Photographic memory (15)
google glasses (13)
discipline (12)
beauty (9)
strength (7)
sustenance (5)
mind reading II (2)
muscle mass (1)
healing factor (0)

You're weird (1) basically free points for me because I'm not going to do anything weird

focus (0)

I'm just going to use my abilities to improve my life desu. I have no plans to mind control people or anything like that.
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what's that CYOA called with the augments and survival chances?

after inquiring enough I'm finally ready to make a build.
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>>47836817
Is that SDA's gf secretly posting? Is this new MCCYOA drama incoming?
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>>47837078
Used to be like that too until two hearts got broken in the process of discovering that we were not meant for eachother: the sex was terrible, physically and emotionally. We remain good friends though. Nowadays I don't bother getting to know someone romantically I haven't had sex with.
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>>47837084
You're gross.
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>>47837097
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>>47834252
You're a U-Boat with delusions of Helicoptorism.
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>>47837123
Nope, it had stuff like Atlas, Heracles, Ouroboros, and Clockwork as choices.
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>>47837078
I'm in the same boat, anon. I think putting sex first is a bit misguided. It's important, but it's not THE most important part of a long term relationship, and it shouldn't be what you put first when getting to know someone. That's why I don't like the hook up culture either.
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>>47837078
>spoiler

No, me too anon.
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>>47837123
How the fuck am I supposed to do this?
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>>47837115
>>47837142
huh. well that sucks.
I probably only feel this way because I've never tried being in love with anyone.
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>>47837078
>I just think, if you really loved each other, you'd grow to accommodate each other

That's how it used to work, but a lot of people today are spoiled and retarded. I've heard some guys say that their woman must share their fetishes. Talk about bizarre priorities.
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>>47834217
>when his penis is single digit
in cm
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>>47837142
You can get better at sex with practice. It's decidedly harder to get better at love and understanding.
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>>47837162
I have, and I'm the second person replying to you. I completely disagree with the first replier, which is why I chimed in. To, I guess, help make you feel better by being a kindred spirit despite being more experienced. Not everyone who is, has the mindset of that other guy. Your way of thinking isn't bad or wrong or outdated, you know?
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>>47837167
>I've heard some guys say that their woman must share their fetishes
that's some /r9k/ or those spoiled people here who need their waifus to be cockwhores with all their fetishes and superpowers and they're also virgins and have a lot of money so anon can stay at home bullshit
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>>47837189
That's also true.
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I love only coming into these threads ocassionally.

The drama is great. I never have any idea what's going on. It's my favourite.
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>>47837160
by not being homosex or pick This feels wrong and get fucked naturally
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>>47834378
>too late now.
How the fuck are you designing your CYOA such that this is true? You can't just select the text boxes and decrease font size? What?
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>>47837191
that's good to know, anon. Really.
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>>47837135
Afraid I don't know that one, man.
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>>47836138
It's also mine, <along side this one<
So it won't always be Angel who posts it.
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>>47837167
It's only a problem if she has fetishes you absolutely despise, like scat or something desu.
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>>47837162
So have I, and I'm the first person who replied to you. Honestly, what happened to me was pretty terrible and it might have affected me more than it should have. She had an extremely narrow vagina and even though I'm not overtly big or anything she experienced a lot of pain when we tried to have penetrative sex. It was impossible. We tried and even saw her gynecologist but it never worked out. I loved her a lot and she loved me too but I basically had to give up sex for the rest of my life. I couldn't do that. You can probably work out most things in case of plain bad sex but I refuse to risk my heart again. Sex first, relationship later.
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>>47837207
It's refreshing to see a genuine discussion on romance in these threads.
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>>47837248
Or a suprise BDSM fetish which is more common than it should be.
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>>47837248
That's not a problem if you don't engage in it. If you're so entitled that you need a mate who engages in all of your fetish crap, then you should probably just stick to casual sex.
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>>47837298
She's gonna want to and be pissy about not. There's also the possibility of her trying to fulfill it elsewhere if you won't, and beyond that of her having a fetish you find morally repugnant.

>Anon thinks that having a hated fetish means you need her to share in all your fetish.
False equivalency.
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>>47835494
I like your greek writing. Don't change it. Except maybe add some kind of effect to the text, if you get into an artsy mood.

>more Improved Familiars?
No, more basic ones. Separate amphibians from reptiles and give each basic type some specific species options, each with a (small) benefit.
>An Aquatic species group?
I mean, why not?
>9 take up a lot of space as is
That's a layout issue. They could easily be a good bit smaller than you've got them now. Revising for conciseness could help too, but you could pretty easily have a five by five square and still take up less room than you're using now. That doesn't necessarily mean you should; excessive options can be overwhelming. I'd go for a four by three layout and an even dozen. But also shrink shit a lot.
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>>47837297
I'm not seeing a problem there.

Do you have no room for a little rope play or something?
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>>47837297
desire to know more
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>>47837263
I actually agree with your mentality. Sex is very important to a relationship, but I'm just so lovestruck with this girl that I'm willing to take my chances with her.

If you were to ask me several months ago if I would do something like this, I'd have laughed.
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When /cyoag/ turned into fucking E-celeb blog?
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>>47837378
Nobody is disagreeing that sex is important here, the disagreement is over whether sex should be first. Anon's stance stems from him having a really bad experience that the vast, vast majority of people just plain are not going to run into.
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>>47837263
>Not putting it in her butt

Welp
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>>47837396
When it's past 400 posts.
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>>47837331
You younglings are so absolutely messed up. Did you know there was a time when marriage was about creating a stable environment to raise children in? But who cares about that, right? Gotta make sure you and your wife's fetishes line up so she won't cheat on you with someone who's willing to poop on her.
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>>47837400
I seriously don't blame him, I've heard of those horror stories. It's terrible for it to happen to you.

I think that there isn't a set time when sex should happen. It really depends on the people; some might naturally have sex earlier in the relationship than others. Some have more lax preferences, and some might not even have sex very often.
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>>47836465
Oh, it looks very different from the first two. Thanks!

>>47836324
Freedom, Guide, and Detector. See all, know all, can't get caught. Going full Hugin/Munin here.

We're gonna be the perfect wandering mystics.
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>>47837396
That is why filters exist.
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>>47837437
Yeah, and mommy fucking the family dog to get her rocks off totally creates a stable environment to raise children.

Why are you equating the idea that "It's fine if she doesn't share all your fetishes as long as she's not into some sick shit you can't stand physically or morally." with "YOU THINK YOUR WAIFU HAS TO LIKE EVERYTHING YOU DO!". Like are you being stupid on purpose?
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>>47836421
Which Portland?
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>>47837468
I mean, it's not like the dog will leave and refuse to pay alimony.
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I've been waiting here whole day! Someone, start a new thread before I piss myself
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>>47837468
>Yeah, and mommy fucking the family dog to get her rocks off totally creates a stable environment to raise children.

Dude, what the hell? Your head is full of poz.
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>>47835208
Dat messed up anatomy
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>>47837519
Alimony is rock stupid senpai.
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>>47837525
I was giving you an extreme example to illustrate the point, because you were too rock stupid to get it otherwise. When I said >>47837248 I didn't mean shit like "Oh she likes anal and you don't." I mean shit like what I just said. Do you understand now?
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>>47837529
>>47837529
Not as stupid as fucking a nigger in the first place.
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>>47837546
It matters if she (or you) can live without needing to fulfil those fetishes. If you absolutely need to satisfy the fetish, thenit becomes a problem.
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>>47837529
Huh? Alimony makes complete sense. It's used to ensure that the partner who gave up his/her career in order to allow the family and the other partner to economically thrive is not punished in case of a divorce. It's your own fault if you allowed him/her to stay at home and do nothing.
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>>47837582
Nah, anybody who believes in doing something like that needs to get the fuck out and die, whether they can keep it in their pants or not.
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>>47837586
Alimony is now given to your ex-wife regardless of if she has a job or not. Your post is meaningless.
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>>47837601
Not my fault you live in feminazia. In my country, the glorious Belgium, capital of Europe, we have decent laws about alimony. Including one that states that in case the partner is economically deprived because of a decision he/she made that was not to aid the family, then he/she is not entitled to alimony.
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>>47837528
It's called "Stylization" you dummy, it was not supposed to nor was it trying to be realistic.
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>>47837653
In this case you're right, but you still sound like a deviantart retard.
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>>47837639
>the glorious Belgium

>shittiest country in europe
>glorious
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>>47837684
>shittiest country in europe
Eastern Europe is Europe too, senpai.
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>>47837639
Didn't the police just arrest 12 people planning to commit more terrorist attacks in your "glorious" country?
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>>47837684
I'm going to guess you're a germanfag who's still pissed we ruined your plans twice.
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>>47837755
Exactly, they arrested them and no terrorist attack was commited. Can't say the same about Orlando, can we?
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>>47837782
neither about Brussels bombing
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>>47836383
>>47829807
>>47835220
>>47836324


> Those powers icons
You're making me feel like dusting off my Gw2 account and playing a bit.

Orphan
I prefer the City Options.

Form: Insect: Spider.
Lets go with something a little different. I assume bees and flies are out to not make this a better type than avian, so I assume moths and butterflys are also out. (Otherwise I might go with one of those) But I'll assume a spider familiar can do something useful with their webs/silk instead.

Body: Humanize
I imagine this might be one of the more popular ones just becasue, but you know what? I LIKE having hands. Opposable thumbs are damn useful. Being able to use human tools is a very useful ability. And imp seems to be the only other form that can do that.

Perks:
Sturdy: No squish plz.

Talkative: If humanize allows talking while in human form I'd take telepathic instead. Actually... Hmm... I'd probably cause more problems with stray thoughts, Venomous would be the alt then. Come to think of it, if perks don't work in human form, you either had better be able to talk in it without a perk, or specify talkative as an exception to this.


Warper: Seems to give you most of the benefit of freedom with a bit more utility. Wand user was tempting, but with human form I could probably eventually obtain or make some usable gadgets or gear to use instead.

I guess I'd take up sewing as a hobby, then?
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>>47837835
Ren said I could be a butterfly, anon, so maybe you can be too. He likes me a lot though!
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>>47837639
>Belgium
Have fun with your caliphate.
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>>47837899
Yeah, it's funny he shit talks Eastern Europe while ignoring his nation's fate.
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>>47837211
If he's doing it in paint then there isn't any saving it with text boxes or layers, from what i recall.
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ship CC gunbuster EX
character fit male
perks unarmed combat, medic, mechanic, adaptability and educated

armor general trench coat
primary smart sniper rifle
advanced secondary weaponry hellfire

utilities first aid kit, ballistic shield and night vision

meele plasma blade
companion demon hunter kaori, sir bon-a-lot A.K.A. skeltal and sven the rogue demigod

vehicle super tank SCI-54
bot work bot
location yokohashi
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>>47837521
I've decided, because you're so unfunny, that I will report your post every time I see it.
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>>47837653
there's stylization and then there's how the fuck long should limbs be, you dolt.
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>>47836803
That's good, anon. It's great to hear.
I wish I had something positive to say, or good news, but, I don't, I can't make cyoa right now.
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>>47838230
why's that
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>>47838208
stylization can include proportions
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>>47836040
It's shit.
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>>47838208
If it's on purpose it's stylization. If it's not then it's a fuck up.
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>>47836871
That's pretty much it.
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I'm gonna have an orange ink tattoo on my body
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>>47838245
I can barely study, I don't think I could make a CYOA even if you promised me roleplaying. I just, I can't do it. I can't get in the mood.
I just can't. I think, I want to believe I'm burnt out.
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>>47838440
You're probably just tired. Focus on your studying for a little while and things will be okay. I believe in you Kit.
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>>47838440
Maybe you need to go wild. Step away from all that harem waifu stuff and try to make something completely unlike you. Like a cyoa about hunting flying pigs with homing dildo missiles. I don't know. Just go nuts.
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>>47838468
He doesn't even make CYOAs like that you dumbo.
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>>47838468
>>47838440
I agree, you should do a horror CYOA.
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>>47838476
I have no idea who Kit is. I just want to hunt flying pigs with homing dildo missiles. No bully!
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New Thread >>47838477
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>>47838440
Go do something relaxing that doesn't require a lot of though. Watch tv, or go drinking with some friends or something. It might seem like a pain to start, but it helps by the end. For me at least.
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>>47838489
Yeah, and you should do an incredibly creepy as fuck cyoa where everything is actually cute and fun!
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>>47837835
>he wants to be a bug
If you want opposable thumbs that bad, just pick a mammal. Pygmy marmosets are, at most, about a foot long and don't have to worry about being squished by accident (I'd suggest the Berthe's mouse lemur, but that's small enough that you would still have to worry about it, only about 3.6 inches long). Bingo, you get hands but you aren't a creepy little shit. Anyway, my turn:

>>47829807
>Waifish Orphan
Best. No contest.
>Mammal
Probably a raccoon. Raccoons are nice and unsuspicious, AND they have hands; spider monkeys have much better hands and can brachiate, but they stick out like a sore thumb. Still awfully tempting, though. How looked-down-upon are witches, again?
>Focus: The Alleys; Perk: Urban Whispers
If you live in the city, you gotta work with the city. Miss Magicpanties knows that pretty well.
>Perks: Talkative, Vanish, Warper
Fairly useful where I live. Talkative lets me speak my mind and maybe surprise an asshole or two, Vanish gets me out of a tight situation (I like to think I'm a good climber), and Warper is a tool of last resort...or just for something I can't jump.

Also, Ren, I think it might be beneficial to add some kind of perk involving gaining a proper pair of hands if you don't have them. I'd love to be a rat just to fit in with the city better, but I think being able to hold a pencil is more worth it.
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>>47838585
>he doesn't want to be a bug

I'd like to be an ugly worm that serves no purpose whatsoever and only exists to humiliate my master.
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>>47838614
Masters can abandon familiars easily.
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>>47838319
I'd also say that if that's all they draw then it's a fuckup until they prove that they can do realistic proportions.
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>>47838625
I crave the sweet release of death from this miserable mortal coil, and my existence no matter how temporary will be a permanent blemish on his reputation.
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>>47838674
Being abandoned doesn't kill you, you just have to go live in the dirt.
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>>47838522
>Anon watches horrible reality TV and goes out to get drunk in public like a classless wretch.
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body type big
perks aphrodisiac, lust eyes, flight, charm, perfect match, ambrosia, love potion, tail control, own production and round two

roommates pinya and remme

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>>47838691
Perfect. Let my pitiful existence be embraced by the Earth while my master is scorned for not only creating such a faulty familiar but also for not taking responsibility. His career ruined before it even began. Now let me drift into oblivion, anon.
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>>47838458
you're nice, anon.
>>47838522
>go drinking
Bliss and one anon says I should stop
shut up, 1,1 dl isn't a lot.
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I would like to own a ruger 10/22 please
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Branching Heart poll, desu! Cast your vote today!

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>>47810254
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wizard elder master
species pooka
focus enchanter
perks detector
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