>The GM handcuffs himself to a random player at the onset

>>47761635
.. why

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>>47761814
Never split the party.

>>47761635
I know some people have problems with player retention, but this seems a little extreme

>>47761635
I can see that, she gives me an SM vibe.

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>>47761635
>random

Mental illness detected. I leave.

>>47761847
Carlos!

>>47761635
weird sex stuff

It only seems random because you don't understand the pretext.

>>47763170
>surprising events occur and I flee
>accuse other people of "mental illness"

kek

>>47763170

> I leave

This is why you were handcuffed.

>>47761635
If this gaming session goes under 50mph it will explode

>>47761635
Totally 'random' that he's cuffing himself to the cutie. And if he open rolls for it, then he's just playing the odds for the one night it works out.

Creeper, would not play in his game.

>>47761635
Wait, are we playing Settlers of Catan?

>>47761635
>The GM gets knocked the fuck out

>>47761635
Must make going to the bathroom awkward.

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>>47766080