How do you tell whether someone is a literal semen demon or just

>>47670722
>How do you tell whether someone is a literal semen demon or just sexually liberated in a setting without detect evil?

If the girl has a literal corpse pile of lovers in her bedroom.

Social deduction is a thing, y'know.

>>47670743
Yeah, I mean, if she's murdering a bunch of people you don't have a problem, but what if she's just skimming off enough vitality to make them think they had a really wild night?

>>47670722
>literal semen demon
Wouldn't that be a Golgothan just made of cum instead of shit?

>>47670864
Golems. We just call them golems.

>>47670722
>How do you tell whether someone is a literal semen demon or just sexually liberated
What's the difference?

Take them to bed.
If you die, they're a semen demon.

>>47670894
Well, holy weapons are more effective on one, for starters.

>>47670894
I believe it's that the former an otherworldly spiritual entity with malign intentions, and the other is a mortal who may or may not have malign intentions.

>>47670790
Then she's not hurting anyone and you should chill.

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Reminder that someone being a literal semen demon does not automatically mean purge that someone

>>47671333
that doesn't sound right. let me check the codex.

brb

it says i'm supposed to shoot you in the face.

it's right there, on the first page.

>>47670722
If you have to suspect everyone that isn't a prude of being some sort of literal sex demon, your world is either already hopelessly overrun and suspecting random people of being a demon is normal, or you're a sheltered NEET who shouldn't judge anyone anyway.

>>47670722
Take her on holy ground. If she's able to ENTER the church, then she's human and you can fuck her on the altar.

>>47671608
Isn't that also the ritual for becoming a semen demon?

>>47671623
Fucking on an alter is no where near enough to desecrate the alter. Maybe go ask /d/ about what they would do on an alter to find out what it would take.

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>>47670722
This is why you always roll deep and keep a copilot in the wings. When you take a piss between rounds at the bar, your boys will keep an eye on the girl. Your boys should have enough occult lore to know the symptoms when they see them and, being the fine running crew that they are, will promptly extricate you from the situation.

I want to give a shout-out to my crew for saving my ass the other night. Nice catch, famalams.

>>47671668
You have to kill like 30 dudes to desecrate a sanctuary.

Source: Mafia

>>47670722
>~Ara ara

>>47670722
give her the d
if you die, she's a succubus.

>>47670722
Easy. Kill them and say they were evil. If nobody can detect evil, that means they can't detect that I'm a psychopathic serial killer with magic, and it all comes down to the dead person's word versus mine.
And I put a lot into Bluff.

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Take them at their word.

Worst comes to worst, you die with a smile on your face.

>>47670928
>Woman
>Capable of anything other than malign intentions

Dude, I love mine, but let's be honest here.

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>>47670886
A Golgothan is a Daemon made of shit.

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>>47672132
I recognize that drawstyle

>>47670722
Just wait and observe.
Demons don't menstruate

>>47672299
>she crushes a mouse to death with her cunt every month
>not because she knows you're tracking her periods, but just for fun
>demons have some weird hobbies

>>47672257
Strictly speaking a demon made from the shit of crucified criminals outside the walls of Jerusalem.

>>47670722
How about iron, holy water, hallowed grounds, speaking words of Celestial or equivalent?

>>47672377
>>she crushes a mouse to death with her cunt
definitely not human

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>>47670722
All degenerates are evil, also

>>47670722
Stalk and investigate. Investigate where she lives for signs. See if the men she picks up aren't coming back from their little love dates.

If you dont have the time to do that then flip a coin and decide if you'll kill her on the spot and risk murder or take her to the sack and risk your life

See, this shit right here is why I stick to waifuing Paladins instead of fucking whores.
No seriously, FantasyCraft game I'm in right now, we're operating out of a single city and instead of spending my money on ale and wenches and crap between sessions like my partymates, I'm off spending all my resources courting a lovely young Paladin of the city's patron deity.

>>47670722
>We've arrived at a time where the average woman is more sexually degenerate than a folklore sex demon of medieval times
What a time to be alive

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>>47672600
>Courting a female paladin
I hope you're prepared for many months if not years of extremely formalistic courting, awkward sexual tension that both of you do your best to outright deny and a lot of patience until six months in she decides she wants to take your relationship to the next level and starts ending them with a kiss on the cheek.

Because that's fucking cute.

>>47672644
You clearly are under educated in history, mythology and religion, my inadequately rational friend.

>>47672600
My paladin was a total and complete bonedog >_>

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>>47671333
Speak for yourself

>>47672711
wow, big words there m80, did you have to google those quick in order to understand their meaning?

>>47672695
Dude, check out Runefactory 4. One of the romanceable characters is a human Centorea, right down to the hand-holding fetish.

>>47672810
>human
Then what's the point?

Also, >rpg romances

>>47672810
how does /tg/ handles centaurs?

>>47672810
Which one is that, the Seiba?

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>>47672864
some of us better than the others

>>47672832
Because we were talking about a knightly character advancing through an awkward formal romance that eventually shows a woman's icy facade melt away to show a loving person underneath, while still being a battle hardened warrior? I thought it was cute.

Now if there is a game out there were you seduce hot centaurs, please stop holding out on me.

>>47672899
>Now if there is a game out there were you seduce hot centaurs, please stop holding out on me.
All games are that game if you're brave enough.

Centaurs are fine until you realize you can't interact with the horse pussy and the titties at the same time.

>>47672810
>>47672882
She's a knight named Forte. I don't really know who or what Seiba is; a quick googling turned up a jewelry company.

>>47672883
The screen cap should show the post that broke his will tho.

>>47672917
Everything in moderation.

Also, that's what threesomes are for.

>>47672777
praise the gods
checked and saved

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>>47672948
These are all Sabers. Earnest but somewhat dense blonde girl.

>>47673051
Otherwise know as, "Worst character"

>>47672474
what game is this in? is it the witcher?

>>47673108
Yup.

>>47673051
Did she slip into a bunch of black paint? Is that why she looks slightly upset?

>>47673267
Sabers turn evil if you pull out there ahoge, anon.

>>47673051
Who's the far left saberface?

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>>47673267
She fell into a vat of Zoroastrianism.

>>47673290
Lancer Saber from fate/grand order.

http://typemoon.wikia.com/wiki/Lancer_(Fate/Grand_Order_-_Artoria_Alter)

>>47673290
Saber, if she were summoned as Lancer, wielding the holy spear Rhongomyniad.

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>>47672261
He's a nice artist, especially the cyclops girls.

>>47672695
I'm pretty sure I'm already in that kind of situation, assuming I'm even actually dating her. It's kind of hard to tell, honestly, since we haven't even gotten to the handholding stage yet.

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>>47672777
>holy trips
>post advocating smiting

My body wasn't ready.

>>47673290
>>47673307
>she gets the spear
>becomes a gloriously creamy skinned (under)titty monster
So is this a pregnancy metaphor?

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>>47672695
Joke's on you. I'm not gonna roll for this fetish cause I already have it.

>>47672600
My paladin is a changeling, closet masochist, thrillseeker, and has on more than one occasion masturbated with her glaive.

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>>47675875
your paladin doesn't happens to look like picture related, does it?

>>47675928
If Darkness is a closet masochist, then the closet must be made of glass.

>>47670722
I just avoid it altogether by only fucking dudes. No need to worry about semen demons that way.

>>47675966
Succubi/Incubi are shapeshifters.

>>47670722
The best method, buy a humidifier and fill it with holy water, leave it running in your home or business. In older buildings it can sometimes be made presently humid, but its an easy, unobtrusive and nearly idiot proof safety method. A literal demon will smell whats up a mile off and make an excuse to leave posthaste and a sexually liberated human will have no idea they were even screened for being a demon.

>>47675981
I'm pretty sure I can tell the difference between a guy and an incubus.

>>47670922
So bless your tool and hope for the best?

>>47676037
Isn't there a comic or manga about that? A priest or paladin who literally fucks a succubus to death with their holy rod?

Also to OP the easiest way to tell without detect evil is whether or not you feel physically drained (For at least a day as opposed to a couple hours) a semen demon after all is literally sapping your life force.

>>47675928
Huh, shit, that's actually kinda close.

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>>47676023
But you'd be completely fucked if you met a male succubus

>>47676105
You mean Succubus (male)

>>47676105
Is there more? If so source content please

>>47670722
Look up one of her exes, duh. Succubi can't get freaky with someone without sucking their soul out through the nearest orifice and killing them.

>>47676389
Succubus wo Zetsurin de Toriko ni Suru!

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>>47675875
>>47675928
>>47675942
>>47676093
So your Paladin is Second Best Konosuba?
We all know who's in first place.

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>>47676447
Yeah, Megu, you pad-wearing bitch goddess.

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>>47676420
>man self-righteously claims something he knows to be only circumstantially true as though it were a universal law
>more autism @ 11

>>47676514
Nope, Chris/Eris a best.
Megu is pure imouto status, and not for lewds.

>>47676532
>to answer a question about a fantasy creature that inherently depends on the setting, Anon uses the version of that fantasy creature that appears in the most popular tabletop RPG

problem?

I know you neckbeards fantasize about reforming a sexual predator, but let's be honest - even if it were possible, you're not worth it. You know how women get really stupid and stay in abusive relationships with men they think they can reform? Yeah, it's not just women who get that kind of stupid.

>>47676592
I think it's far more likely that succubi have been portrayed more frequently as nonlethal than lethal. Furthermore, you're the crusty sperg here since your dysfunctional brain operates only in the real of D&D.

>>47676630
When you don't specify the setting, people who answer you have to pick something to go by, and it's a lot more fair to pick D&D than some random hentai. Nonlethal succubi aren't succubi at all; they're just winged whores.

>>47676695
>le ebin D&D is all games broski :))))
Off yourself.
>succubi are always lethal
Except for nearly every example posted in this thread and countless more besides. A succubi is a demon that is compelled to have sex and absorb energy from its partner, it certainly doesn't have to be, and far more often than not just isn't necessary to kill its victims in this process.

Your claim is as absurd as saying that all vampires have to bleed their victims dry.

>>47676105
Have we really come so far that nobody knows what an Incubus is?

Stick your dick in it and find out

>>47670722
>How do you tell whether someone is a literal semen demon or just sexually liberated in a setting without detect evil? Seems like the only way you'd ever find out is if they were extremely careless.

>Sexually liberated

>In a world with semen demons

Spotted the semen demon. As a defensive measure, all real people are virgin until marriage.

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>>47672474
>Cpl Lust

Well, as my Slaaneshi commander likes to say,
"It's hard to find good privates."

>>47676904
Then how do you tell the difference between a semen demon and a widow?

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>>47676514
This art looks familiar.

>>47676904
How can anyone be sure that their partner isn't a semen demon playing the long game?

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>>47676851
It's pretty simple. Succubus (shares root with the word "succumb") get fucked, Incubus (shares root with "incubate") do the fucking.

So a cute little demon trap who steals life force by taking it in the pooper (as in pic related of the post you quoted) would still be a succubus, despite being male.

Same thing with a futanari "succubus" - technically an incubus, despite being female.

>>47676066
Not to death, but there's a manga about a guy who fucks demons with his holy dick to purify them and make them into humans.
Also, the mother of all monsters wants to mount him badly but she's too shy.
Kind of fun.

>>47677090
Also female demons with strapons, though who knows why they would bother.

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>>47677129
Sounds pretty tanoshii, could I get a name please?

>>47677159
Blade Play, if he's thinking of the same one I am.

>>47677351
No, I don't think that's it. Might've been the one the anon above talked about but I don't think the one I'm remembering was an Ecchi manga.

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>>47672917
>>47672883
>>47672864
R E M O V E
E C E N T A U R
M E
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V T
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>>47670743
But anon, not all succubi leave behind bodies.

>>47679290
Sauce me anon

>>47672864
With a barrel of lubricant and a localized Enlarge Person spell.

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>>47679612
>wanting to give yourself so fully to a demon that you allow them to devour you

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>>47679811
I see nothing wrong with that

>>47679290
>>47679772
I'm also asking for sauce... Monster girls are my kink

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>>47679863
>being so far gone that you actually ADMIT to being a vorefag
I mean most of /tg/ is into that kind of thing, but to openly admit it...

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>>47679949
> he doesn't want to experience extreme sensations of Slaanesh

>>47680001
where is ND when he is needed?

>>47679772
>>47679937
anons...come on now.

Google searching the image took me two seconds to find it.

But, I am a nice and forgiving anon, so here, have this name but learn from thy mistakes.

>Sakurai-san's Great Energy(specifically 9 from that image)

>>47679772
Sakurai Energy, I forget the title

>>47680046
>ND needed
>Anywhere
The retard should get a permanent ban already.

>>47680585
We can only hope that the Mods are vigilant, praise be their eternal watch.

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>>47680001

>>47672807
If you genuinely believe that those words are in any way complex in their meaning or not clear from the outset then you're probably illiterate.

>>47670722
>A modern inquisition full of NEETs who hunt down skanks and prostitutes under the disillusion belief that they are possessed by demonic forces.

>>47676750
Nothing I say is going to hold true in all games, so I went with the one I play, which happens to be the most popular one. You off yourself.

>vampires don't have to bleed their victims dry. They could be nice and just nibble a little...

Succubus fetishists are as bad as Twilightfags, and for the same reasons. They're taking this mythical creature that's supposed to be an evil predator and making them nice after all because they're sexy, and nothing sexy could ever really be evil, could it? They're taking a figure that creates dramatic tension and emotional conflict (wanting to get laid vs. wanting to live) and turning it into puerile wish fulfillment (getting everything you want with no problem at all)

>>47671623
It's part of a ritual for a succubus to become a lilitu which is quite dangerous in its own right.

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>>47673051
What about "The Roman me"?

>>47672948
>>47672810
>Guys in Rune Factory suck
>None of the girls are gay, bi, or willing to enter a civil partnership or share a domestic space.
FREY REMAINS SINGLE

>>47676592
I've read a doujin that claims that you're wrong. The dick is the most holy weapons in a good Paladin's arsenal. His splooge anointed by the pure mouths of young squires. It can turn the most lustful and cunning of succubi into a heavenly angel.

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>>47682861
Doesn't have any actual connection to Arturia, just happens to look like her.
A better question is "What about the male her"?

>>47680090
I actually only got boats from reverse image search.

" Why yes, I /do/ happen to have a cross tattoo'd right above my dick. Why? Making you uncomfortable? You wouldn't happen to have a problem with that would you?"

Cue the innkeeper walking in on you shoving your junk in her face while yelling "YEAH I THOUGHT SO YOU DEMONIC WHORE"

>>47670722
Touch her with whatever material hurts demons (cold iron, holy water, etc.)
If it burns or otherwise injures her, she's probably a succubus.

>>47671333
Yes, it does, outside of snowflake homebrews where qt3.14 redeemed succubus paladin waifus are a thing.

>>47677090
Good to see some nice etymology work being done hereabouts anon! Additionally, incubus also stems from the Latin "incubo" or "nightmare", as well as having the imagery of lying upon a sleeping woman to make them cambion babbies.

>>47676037

>Paladin uncorked some vile and pours it on his dick.
>what's that?
>It's just lube babe
>actually a blessed holy oil
>Takes position over girl
> BY X BE PURGED
>starts railing her as hard as he can
> What the fuck are you doing?
>oh good, you not screaming, smoking from the crotch, or dying, looks like I actually get to make it to completion for once.

>>47672261
>version 2.8.1
I thought it stopped at 1.16

>>47670722
Anyone has that screencap, where palladin deduced whether a skimpy clad girl, dangliing over an ice pit and pleading for help, was in fact a deam on; by asking dm whether her nipples were erect from cold.

>>47672777
A M E N
M
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>>47677090
>This argument again

The etymology of a word doesn't define its current day usage.
Same way atomos means indivisible and we still use the name 'atom' for stuff that can be split up further, instead of making quarks the new atoms and calling atoms something else.

>>47672437
> Kittenunderglass.gif

Wanna bet?

>>47685493
If you want the proper explanation, he's a Succubus with a donger.
He uses a male pronoun when referencing himself.
His I's are Boku, so he'd be saying something like He's Selim, the Succubus.

Due to Japan and their pronoun shit not going really well into English, that Succubus (male) thing is the result.

>>47685493
Honestly at this point Succubus and Incubus mean nothing if you're gonna pull that card.
The creator of the image set used the original meanings, not the meanings you personally found proper, and that's about it really.
Then the translation group used the same terminology, because what do you even call a dicked sex demon who only takes it and never gives it?

>>47683110
The ruurs ain't homebrew, faggot. Fiends have evil as a subtype, so they ping evil no matter their alignment.

>>47670722
Don't demons have weaknesses?
Wave a cross at them or something.

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