Jumpchain CYOA Thread #878: Make Medicine Sick Edition

>>47633823
So I know when I get to the Jump, what do I need to take to reenact https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofkJLPdB4os&feature=youtu.be&t=40s ?

>>47633833
You can farm Humanity from Rats.
I am not sure why.
But bring her lots of Rats or Humanities from the Rats.

>>47634043
A different jump. That's Kamen Rider Decade in the AR World version of Kamen Rider Hibiki. Decade and Hibiki aren't in the Neo-Heisei period, the jump doesn't cover them.

How does preparing spells work in D&D jumps?

>>47634114
well shit. Good to know.

>>47634097
Rats are more human than any human!
The time of humans is past, and soon rats shall replace them!
BEGIN THE VERMIN UPRISING

Jumpers!

What kind of self inflicted drawbacks for no CP have you put upon yourself?

After my 5th jump, three more cosmic warehouse keys spawn on each world
In the hands of people who are not my friends

>>47634159
>>47634097
Sewer rats have humanity because they eat human corpses.

Anyway, you have to talk Quelaag into trusting you first. Once that's handled, you can start fixing up Quelaan without hurting anyone.

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>tfw the thread dies just as you hit post
>tfw phone, so posting is already a chore

>>47633771
After we got the ability to turn into a box, the kids could not stop groaning at the fox in a box jokes.

>>47633833
And on that note, I non companion befriended one of those Earthen Peak hammer dudes. Named him Big Green.
I gave him a dagger, and told him to close his eyes while running forward at people.
Using portals, I convinced him that he had unlocked the ancient martial art of, "Lahgstaab!"

I'm going to miss that guy...
He was cool.

>>47634135
How does preparing spells work in D&D?

>>47634135
You cast most of the spell ahead of time and then release it later, sorcerers do this reflexively.
Good for preserving mana if you already know other magic systems.

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>>47634140
Yeah, it's a shame. Hibiki was always one of the cooler Riders, even if production issues kind of screwed it up halfway through. Defeating creatures of Japanese folklore using the power of rock and roll is a neat idea. Also, Hibiki has what is to this day is still my favorite final form of any Rider.

>>47634165
Not sure if this is what you had in mind, but I never allow myself to look at the wiki/source material while doing the build. Only after, to see how badly I misjudged things.

>>47634305
Annoyingly, poorly, and inconsistently.

>>47634359
That counts.
That is honestly one hell of a drawback. So many Jumps have to summarize to avoid rambling and thus a lot can be misinterpreted without context.

But it does make things chaotic, so that fun.

>>47634359
Intradasting.
I sort of do that if the jump itself is written in a manner that I can understand it.
If I have to use the wiki to understand the setting though, I fluff the tales as if my Jumper only has as much meta knowledge as I had when I left earth.

Is there a text version of Railgun somewhere? This thing is hurting my eyes.

>>47634434
Not that I'm aware of. You have to zoom in a fair bit if you want to read it easier. Yes that does make it harder to go from one description to another but it's the best option right now.

>>47634434
Hurt it back.

Do the spellbooks purchasable in the Dragonjump add to the spells that a wizard would have in their spellbook from their levels?

>>47634509
Yes, they're additional spells.

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Anon from last thread asking about Stands here, should I just grab Blue Oyster Cult, or is it more worth it to make my own?

>>47634541
If you picked up hamon/ripple you can channel it through water so it would be a nice combo.
Other than that, I had no idea just make something fabulous.

>>47634541
Make your own, all of Jojoanon's stands are way underpowered for the setting.

>>47634694
Yeah right, Blue Oyster Cult Requiem is completely solid.

>>47634694
Plum Juggler seems pretty alright. No major downside I can see.

Do the copies made with Self Duplication from Teen Titans have copies of your gear at the same reduced level of power?

>>47634694
There are no underpowered stands, only unimaginative wielders.

>>47634774
>Cheap Trick

>>47634774
>inb4 Hermit Purple

>>47634802
Hermit Purple was super powerful, though.

>>47631727
This is looking good. I'm only half-awake though, so if there's any ohnoes, I'll have missed them. You've got a nice range high-tech goodies, too.

>>47634814
Yeah, but that's not what the memes would have you believe.

>>47633192
I'm trying to remember, was there a Third Option?

>>47634814
>Purple vines are super powerful

>>47634774
This. If you can't cheese the fuck out of Blue Oyster Cult, you probably should just not get a Stand.

>>47634713
Where the heck am I gonna get it Requiem? Should I just go to Morioh like, right after DIO dies?

Considering my plan is to save Kakyoin, Iggy, and Avdol by ganking Vanilla Ice anyway.

>>47634878
You scratch yourself with the arrow a second time.

>>47634863
>Clairvoyance and spiky combat tentacles are weak.

>>47634855
Not in Dark Souls 1. There are 3 variants in 2 I believe, and also in 3.

>>47634884
That would mean buying it in the first place, and I liked the Red Stone of Aja too much to give up.

So I gotta find one first. Anyone got the list of who has which? I heard there were six of them.

>>47634905
It's very weak clairvoyance, and the vines are basically just whips.

>>47634923
The wiki is your friend: http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Bow_and_Arrow#The_Arrows

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>>47634869
>>47634713
>>47634541

BOC is the shit. Both stand and the band.

And I may or may not have accidentally created an interdimensional Blue Oyster Cult and become it's dual faced God.

I swear I only use it for good purposes.But also fucking badass ones too.

>>47634934
Even weak clairvoyance is still very powerful. And the vines were spiky whips that moved as he willed them to and could channel Hamon.

>>47634958
>there's one just sitting there in DIO's mansion
>Polnareff has one he got in Egypt

I feel dumb now.

>>47634917
>>47634855

Oh wait, there's actually 4. Spoilers.

1 - You kindle the first flame, perpetuating the cycle eternal.

2 - Consume the first flame and usher in an Age of Dark with yourself as Lord of Hollows.

3 - You and the Firekeeper team up to make sure the First Flame goes out for good, leaving the two of you in the darkness, alone but for each other.

4 - 3, except you betray the Firekeeper out of fear and kill her, crushing her skull to try and salvage the First Flame at the last moment and failing, leaving you alone. This one is pure fucking evil scum tier, so bad they don't even give you an achievement for being this shitty, unlike all the other endings.

>>47634978
WHOA OH THEY SAY HE'S GOT TO GO

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>>47635046
"Rinji news o moshiagemasu.
Rinji news o moshiagemasu.
Godzilla ga Ginza houmen e mukatte imasu.
Daishikyuu hinan shite kudasai.
Daishikyuu hinan shite kudasai."

>>47635095
Meanwhile Banner smiles awkwardly in the background, this discussion of a giant rage-monster created by a nuclear weapon hitting a bit too close to home.

>>47634774
Anyone mind giving me some pro-tips and tricks for using Judas Priest well? Doesn't seem like there's anything for me to do other than improve my situational awareness and becoming a better fighter in terms of making use of British Steel.

>>47635135
It gets even worse when I make him fight Godzilla in an empty city as I record it for posterity and dosh.

He was quite peeved.

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So what do I need to do to be able to make wizarding society not so stupid?
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>>47635315
A fucking miracle.

Does being a Bender in either Avatar jump grant an awareness of that element, or the capacity to develop one?

>>47635178
Become incredibly skilled at vehicular combat? Heck if I know.

>>47635315
Introduce technology by force, via hilarious applications of SWAT teams. Because killing the dark lord dead from a mile away is hilarious.

>>47635315
Social Engineering Perks out the wazoo and a lot of time.

>>47635315
Educate them?
Most wizardfolk never seem to bother with any type of education beyond memorizing how to perform spells and make potions, and about the theories behind the magic.

If they were taught how to think rationally and logically, that would surely help.

>>47635395
>If they were taught how to think rationally and logically, that would surely help.


I think that is asking far too much of these idiots. They don't even know what toilet paper is for.

>>47635315
In ten years? You basically have to take over the whole shebang, with an iron fist far stronger than Voldemort's (who quite frankly sucked at it), and institute sweeping changes by force.

You can still be a "benevolant dictator" if you want, but the wizarding world is too firmly planted up its own ass to be fixed by anything other than forced social change, unless you had a lot longer than the mere ten years you get for it.

>>47635315
Meow.

>>47635338
Awareness. You can already presumably manipulate it.

>>47626733
>>47626889
>>47627376
>>47627436
Well, here we have it. the short, brutal life of Jumper 1134209 who was flung face first into his doom.

http://pastebin.com/hp0G5chg

And that will teach me not to put greater care into which universes I pick for a scenario like that.

Does the restriction on storing live people count if you use Harry Potter style animate to inanimate transfiguration (i.e., turn them into a doll or something)? Same goes for D&D magic system (polymorph, polymorph any object, flesh to stone, etc.)

>>47635495
Damn.
I think that's the fastest the thread's ever killed a Jumper by throwing them at a setting.
Just. Damn.

>>47635538
If they stay sapient, it counts. If they don't, can you guarantee they'll be able to reclaim their sapience when reanimated/restored in an entirely different world?

>>47635557
>if they stay sapient it counts.
That's good news.
>If they don't
How does that work, exactly? Far as I'm aware, you don't have to kill someone to transfigure them into an inanimate object under the HP magic system. Same for the D&D system, so I suppose, they retain their sapience even when they're inanimate. Same for being transformed into a statue, I suppose.

>>47635546
To be fair I think SCP had more votes overall, he just got screwed by RNG.

>>47635324
>tfw you first hear Arthur Weasley ask the function of a rubber duck

"It's... a marital aid. It was made to help women masturbate, Arthur. But people were too embarrassed to tell their children that and so it became a bath toy."

I'm not allowed to talk to Arthur anymore.

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>>47635597

>>47635597
Part of me feels disappointed in you for trolling Mr. Weasley, but another part of me has it's sides in orbit right now.

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>>47635597

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>>47635315
It is a culture steeped towards the idea that magic is inherently superior to anything muggles have, and are so utterly divorced from the world at large even the eccentrics who study it are...well just look at Mr. Weasley. You are trying to dig down into an ocean of ignorance with an ice pick.

My personal suggestion is to add an unstoppable tide of change into their culture(s) that leave them with no other options but to accept a new world view. Some people have taken measures to isolate the magic granting strand of DNA and imprint it onto the world at large through viruses or other means while blowing the lid on magic via social/mass media. I'd suggest this as this would definitely be the level of needed impetus to get the ball rolling. Conflicts will occur to be sure, but that is necessary for change.

>>47635597
Despite your distinct lack of a nose, you are an amusing fellow. 10 points to Nonosendor.

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>>47635597

>>47635669
If Hedwig is amused, then I've done the thing rightly.

>>47635687
who is this semen devil?

>>47635597
"Oh. What's masturbation?"

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>>47635597

>>47635640
What is she from?

>>47635700
It looks like a succubus (male).

>>47635708
> Implying wizards don't masturbate.
> Implying Arthur doesn't stand in the bathroom later that night, staring at a rubber duck and trying to figure out how this works.

>>47635741
>Succubus male
An incubus?
As long as it's cute it doesn't matter.

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>>47635708
I could show you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNIZofPB8ZM

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>>47635700
Lilith from Monster Musume.

>>47635700
Lilith, from MonMusu.

>>47635741
No, she's female.

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>>47635738
Kon is the only redeeming quality of Tokyo Ravens.
Her fluffy power is what compelled me to watch it.

>>47635595
yeah, the second SCP vote came in after I said "eh, fuck it, I'll just roll"

I am using SCP as the first jump for my next attempt with a slightly different premise, which I'll be posting shortly.

>>47635741
Pretty sure it's not.
I would recognize that one.

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>>47635772
>mfw this is literally what would happen if Harry Potter became a professor

Son of a bitch. Good thing he became a wizard cop.

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>>47635831
Whichever one could you mean, noble anon?

>>47635756
I dunnok man. They're super old-fashioned

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Still lacks intro and outro
Need a 100 perk for Drop-in
Just realized i have to mention the mandatory drawbacks for hunters and ayylmaos
Just thougth of a 100 perk for drop-ins like noticing weird stuff on disguises and basically easier ayylmaodetection

Balance as I see works like this

Aliens are inhuman thus will be hunted regularly, and have no normal perks.
As tradeoff, they have discounts in all build-ayy-lmao perk thingies.

Hunters have to go along gantz or die, as source material,
but get 3 free weapons, and discounts on all other.

Drop-in get no free wepons, and must buy ayy-lmao traits at full price
As long as they lay low, they have no danger of hunter/hunted situations

Probably foregetting something but I got stuff to do.

I'll come back to check on the assured shitstorm.

>>47635937
>I'll come back to check on the assured shitstorm.
Don't drop and run, you cloistered faggot. All that does is make things worse. If you're going to drop a fucking jump, stick around to field questions.

>>47634694
Plum Juggler, Blue Oyster Cult seem fine to me.

We woulda had good replacements for Judas Priest and the Explorer Stand if, y'know, we hadn't all collectively dicked on JoJo.

>>47636097
I like that the thin-skinned thing is your new meme. I'm not sure why I like it, maybe it's just the variety. All the same, thanks for coming up with new material.

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>>47635937
I want to be a Regenerator Mayor....

>>47636097
Ah yes, everybody else shitstorming because of a guy who deliberately obfuscated Brutus' words is totally not at fault, amirite?

>>47636147
It's the shitposter. Whenever they get bored whining about Red, they start targeting other jumpmakers.

>>47636147
Conflict happens in these threads. If she can't handle that, she should've never been on this site to begin with.

>>47635929
Do you think Victorian people didn't masturbate?
Feudal Japan masturbated, anon.
It is the oldest passtime.

>>47636056
Ah yes, because his only purpose in life is to sit there and suck your dick.

>>47636147
Not even about her m8. It's obvious now that he just hates the thread and wants it gone. He's tipped his hand in the way he goes after every namefag.

No real reason to engage him. Just let him have his hate wank and move on with your life.

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>>47635857
Fuck, I recognize that.

>>47636220
This.

Soon enough of he'll be bitching about how /jc/ should be made great again by everybody going anon.

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He's trying hard. He's trying really hard tonight.

>>47636171
But that's not semi-nomadic hunter-gathering!

>>47636249
I love it when he tries to pretend to argue against himself.

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>>47635937
>I'll come back to check on the assured shitstorm.
That's a self-fulfilling prophecy, sir. See >>47636056
Looks neat, even though I've never read/seen this manga/anime

Is pic related from the manga?

>>47636248
Ohey shitposter, trying to act as multiple people again?

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>>47636238
Would 60's Spiderman make for an acceptable jump, or is it too narrow?

>>47636260
It's adorable. He's really awful at it, but he tries so hard. You just want to pinch his chubby cheeks and pin his shitposts on the fridge.

>>47636256
> Implying nomads weren't jacking it while hunting.

>>47636286
There's enough weird shit to make a jump out of it. Of course, I'd prefer Supaidaman, but that's me.

>>47636286
Why not do the Spiderman and Friends cartoon? That'd probably work.

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>>47636263
Are those tiny AoT Titans?

>>47636238
As you should. He's a cute.

>>47636315
Is that Rwby chibi show any good?

>>47636286
If you know enough about it besides memes, it could.
You would need to be able to actually portray the setting instead of just memes, though.

>>47636327
It's filth!

>>47635937
Unless Gantz was the origin of the ayy lmao meme all along, you might want to not call them that in the jump.

It may be a good idea to divide the Locations you've got a bit. That is, give them multiple numbers. 1-2 for Japan, 3-4 for NA, 5-6 for Europe, 7 for the Giga alien place and 8 for free pick. I may be suggesting this specific scheme because I fucking despise 'You're screwed' location rolls.

Ayy lmao customization seems hella fun.

...Kinda lost steam. A lot of this stuff is really rough due to how WIP it is, so I can't really look at it and see it for what it is instead of having my eyes glaze over.

>The option no one takes
Pfffthahahaha.

>>47636322
Why does Japan keep making characters that make me question my sexuality?

>>47636327
Can't be any worse than RWBY already was.

>>47636327
I watched the first 3 episodes and I think it's mediocre.

It's just not that funny or interesting.

>>47636347
Because that's probably the goal here.

>>47636340
Can I at least have my book back?

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>>47636340
FILTH!

>>47636347
>>47636357
He's a demon, he just plain wouldn't be doing his job if he didn't tempt straight men into homosexuality by being adorable.

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Change of topic. Jumpers what is the color and/or material that you use most in your creations? Do you like blood red? Or perhaps Emprah Gold?

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>>47636381
Green.

Pic unrelated.

>>47636381
I like bronze tones, more understated than gold while still having that regal feel.

>>47636381
Is that cat barding?

How the fuck do you get barding on a cat? Why do you put it there? Holy shit this is going to bug me for far longer than it should.

>>47636401
Source please.

>>47635937
Unless it appears in the setting you might want to scrap the bigger version of the Gantz Mech, was there actually a bigger one in the manga/anime?

>>47636381
White and various shades of silver.
Except for my ships, which are all camouflaged in dark grays.

>>47636428
It's the JoJo doujin from CLAMP in Wonderland 1994 Summer.

>>47636263
Majestic isn't it?

>>47636345
>Unless Gantz was the origin of the ayy lmao meme all along, you might want to not call them that in the jump.
Just a draft joke. will go in the final... I wonder if i could make a drawback that replaces the word alien with ayylmao everywhere...
>It may be a good idea to divide the Locations you've got a bit. That is, give them multiple numbers. 1-2 for Japan, 3-4 for NA, 5-6 for Europe, 7 for the Giga alien place and 8 for free pick. I may be suggesting this specific scheme because I fucking despise 'You're screwed' location rolls.
Yah, most of it happens in japan anyways

>>47636435
Last chapters in the manga, they are putin autopilot by the Yakuza to charge the Giant Aline's Generator thing

>>47636381
I'm partial to muted steel greys, typically with a gold/silver/crystal inlay to provide some contrast.

>>47636381
>Color
Every color. Toys can't all be one color, that'd be boring.
>Material
Just about anything. Copper, bronze, tin, steel, leather, wood, wool, silicon, various plastics, solidified energies, the list goes on.

>>47636477
>Majestic isn't it?
The jump or the shitstorm?
The first is decent, the second is nothing to be proud of and you should know better.

>>47635937
Is this that manga with a lazer-breathing tyrannosaurus rex?

>>47636535
The picture. :V

Gives me hope for Gantz-verse humanity...

>>47636381
Well for my more humanoid synthetic robots, While they do have a stealth system, I utilize "vanta black" as the base color for my robotic creations. Its the current darkest material. It's great for psychological warfare. other than black depending on their model and or importance they may have additional colors or maybe just different designs in general.

>>47636555
Pretty much yeah...
And the hulk triceratops
And the Eldrich abomination sauropod

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>>47636329
>You would need to be able to actually portray the setting instead of just memes

It would definitely need a Spidermeme drawback though. I would totally spend ten years with the batshit insane Spiderman.

>>47636632
Why would you subject yourself to that.

>>47636381
>Colour
Violant.
>Material
Either Wheel of Time Heartstone or Chrono Trigger Dreamstone.

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>>47636381
Banyan, Oak, and Wraithbone.
I [SING] it into existence.
Even in space.

>>47636671
Why would you not?

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>>47636718
Oh, and Song Stone.
It was so obvious that I forgot it.

>>47636632
>0 CP Spidermeme drawback
>0 CP drawback where Deadpool is the voice of reason in a world gone mad

>>47636381
Skipping over the incredibly long list of magical-energies-turned-metallic via a capstone-boosted Forge of Souls fuck shitposters, that perk's awesome, I make heavy use of Wraithbone, Heartstone, Jurian-derived-techdruid-assisted trees (with Structure Gel internal electrical systems), and Phase-Iron.

>>47636709
>Violant.
You mean violet?

>>47636381
Black and gold when I'm serious. Recent jumps have added green, silver, and orange to the palate but don't tend to use those at the same time as my Blood and G Gundam stuff. Meanwhile my Rider form is a constant mishmash of colors from the CLAWS, and all the Core Medals I accumulated. Looks downright sane compared to Arsenal's color schemes though, Anubis selects their memories for synergy in powers, not synergy in looks.

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>>47636671
I feel like it would be time spent with a kindred spirit.

>>47636880
Forgot to include materials. Don't do too much construction but the materials I tend to use for stuff are Black Blood, Kaguya Bone, UG Cells, and Cell Medals. Also aluminum foil for wrapping my Core Medals in so they're harder to distinguish.

>>47636879
Violant is a color of the 'Neath, available in the Fallen London and upcoming Sunless Sea jumps.

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>>47636879
It's one of the Neathy Colours from fallen london.
>"Violant: the colour of necessary, but troublesome connections. According to other traditions, the colour of blood shed in a spired place. It's very hard to forget anything you've written in violant ink..."

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>>47636381
I take a lot of design aesthetics from Jack Spicer, Eggman, and the Irken Empire, who were all my early influences.
Fortress colour influences are often brown or rust colours for a more "industrial" feel, and robots are often similar. I only go for Irken colours when I'm really gunning for the creepy evil look, because jesus that's a lot of purple.
I also have the ability to seemlessly integrate victorian, gothic, and demonic designs, but those are due to perks.

But the warehouse is more of the "clean Eggman" look, reflective white, maybe a slight blue tint. As you get further down into the "Final Dungeon" section it starts to take on aspects of the Core from Undertale, lots of Tron lines and hard light. Kindof an Institute look to it.
The very bottom levels are where I start throwing madness auras and Yggdrasil roots everywhere, and fucking around with gravity and dimensional space. It's not safe to wander around down there.

Robots are often just painted like Jackbots, because that's what "really disposable as fuck robots" look like in my eyes. Prototypes and tricked out custom models often have more primary colours slapped on them, but I generally always go for that same Atomist durable look, so even the tricked out models look like some kind of mini-gundam or Liberty Prime.

Hard light constructs and forcefields are almost universally blue.

>>47635937
I don't know this series, and reading your Jump hasn't really helped me understand it any better. I feel like you need a consistent tone rather than this sort of half-silly half-serious one, because right now it's just not fun to read. Also, you really need to work on your perks - basically all the Hunter perks are "better at killing shit", and "automatically bring anything that can feel pain to its knees" is the kind of hyperbole that is going to get the fuck abused out of it.

What type of abilities would I get if I took Hastur as my Percy Jackson parent?

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>>47637027
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW, ANON

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>>47637027
> I Have No Mask and I Must Scream: Lets out an unearthly wail, like that of a Justin Bieber fan.
> Carcosa Casserole: Delicious, unknowable, guaranteed to make someone start chewing off their finger tips.
> Say My Name: Thrice the name, summon a dame. Or a dude, whatever floats your boat.
> Everything is Yellow: Jesus, who the fuck pissed everywhere and god it is so fukkin yellow.

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>>47637027
You could be a cute trap.

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>>47637113
CYOA =/= Quest, how many times does this need to be said.

>>47637113
plz move to
>>>/rk9/

>>47637027
Amazing tits.

>>47637113
they would get banned there, on the virtue of not being a quest

>>47637020
That's pretty much what hunters do tho'

>>47637159
and I fucked it up.

brb, dying in a hole.

>>47637159
Pokemon?

Anyhoo, I tried my hand at making almond milk, and it got me wondering.
What magic multiverse seeds would make good eats and/or drinks?

>>47637214
Toriko has everything you could ever need.

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>>47637214
> I tried my hand at making almond milk

>>47637195
>automatically bring anything that can feel pain to its knees

Not him but I'm assuming this isn't supposed to include all supernatural entities and cosmic beings instead of "ayy lmaos"

Anyway, I agree with anon that I have absolutely no idea what Gantz is about from the jump, which makes it sound like an elaborate meme from another site.

>>47637027
>Taking my Waifu as your parent
Does this make me your father?
I love you son/daughter

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>>47637214
Epic Spell Seeds.

>>47637214
Harvest Moon Power Berries, of course. Blend them right into a smoothie that gives you a REAL pick-me-up.

>>47637195
Ok, but if you're making a Jump you can't just make all the perks the same thing but better. Reach a bit and figure something out.

Alright, I probably should ask instead of hoping it works the way I want it to work.

In the Marvel jump, could I add Brains to a combo in order to tie it to my emotions? So Strength+Brains starts out at human level, but as I get angrier, it reaches the base level of the Strength power and eventually surpasses it. Same for Toughness+Brains, Healing Factor+Brains, etc.

Apparently you can do Brains+Adamantium/Vibranium to get willpower, so emotions don't seem too far-fetched, but I'd rather make sure.

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>>47637272
Bitch, you know you love my nut milk.

>>47637293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urglg3WimHA

>>47637279
YOU'RE NOT HIS REAL DAD.

>>47637342
Sure I am, he just doesn't know it.
Pranking your kids is an old pass-time.

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>>47637326

>>47637323
>Apparently you can do Brains+Adamantium/Vibranium to get willpower, so emotions don't seem too far-fetched, but I'd rather make sure.

watch out for magnets anon

>>47637326
Almond milk is inferior to actual milk in every single way.

>>47637403
He could be Lactose intolerant.

>>47637429
So am I, I just suffer through it. It's worth it.

>>47637273
>Not him but I'm assuming this isn't supposed to include all supernatural entities and cosmic beings instead of "ayy lmaos".
Obiously. Never actually thought people would start assuming every perk is soem sort of absoulte ability.

The perk is based on this one guy that actually got to 100 points several times (and) the one that bougth freedom. You know the one that murderized a bunch of vampires with one of Gantz katanas.

>Anyway, I agree with anon that I have absolutely no idea what Gantz is about from the jump, which makes it sound like an elaborate meme from another site.
Missing intro. Gantz is an naked old man inside a sphere that give missions to the men in black.

Makes sense in context.

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>>47637378
Oh I know all about that!

>>47637403
Yeah, but it's fun to make.
And I made some damn good cookies with the rest of the almonds.

>>47637453
I'm not assuming it's absolute, I'm saying it sounds like it's absolute, and you should probably avoid perks that sound absolute unless that's your intent.

Also, you need to provide that context, because fuck, man, I don't want to read an entire manga to do a build.

>>47637456
How do you even make almond milk? Like do you grind the liquid out of almonds or is it more complicated then that.

>>47637500
Grind it in a blender, strain out the flesh.

>>47637489
I never finished that shit, it was so fucking confusing...

>>47637500
Soak the almonds, blend the almonds until creamy and smooth, strain the almonds. At this point you might want to either throw it out because you fucked up and made almond milk, or add other things to make it less horrible.

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Let's try this again. Hopefully Digger or so else more knowledgeable can help out here.

Okay, so about the Neo-Heisei Jump, what kind of limitations does SOLU have?For instance, I know that I start with being able to simply imitate the Switches and Fourze system, but I can eventually upgrade from that...but to what?

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>>47634165
I have no warehouse and only random roll which jump I'd do next.

>>47634165
Choose only half my powers for a jump. Rounded down.

Dragonlance, what happens if I choose a scenario that is post-Cataclysm, but I stopped the Cataclysm?

>>47637601
>Half
Filthy Casual.
Limit Mode + Toggle off anything left beyond the jump's power level.

>>47637027
From someone in the IRC. Not me.

The ability to know who,when, where and why someone is talking about you, and how to find them (or go to them if they have Glory To Me), Aerokinesis, Mysteokinesis and general innate talent and udnerstanding for all arcane matters, shapeshifting, madness immunity and manipulation, peak human physiology and regeneration; along with greatly improved durability


Personally I would say "pick two" from what I remember from the books.

>>47636079
Or a Zeppeli background for Spin perks

When it comes to DC power rings do emotions related to the proper one work?

Willpower/Stubbornness
Love/Lust
Etc.

>>47637676
I do not think so, no. It has to be the pure emotion.

>>47637618
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...So, about Persona's

They become like stands that can be used outside of the shadow world, i get that.

How does they grow tho?

Are they limited to a game's worth of attacks/magic, or is it possible for them to learn from all versions of Persona games?

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>>47637500
I soaked the shelled almonds in very slightly acidic water over night. A few drops of lemon juice will do.
Then I put the nuts and water in a blender, turned it into a weird smoothie thing, and poured it into a container through a cheese cloth.
After I squeezed out what liquid I could, I wrapped the mash in the cheese cloth set it on a fine grate I had laying around. I set it above the container, and put a weight on top to squeeze the remaining liquid.

That last bit isn't really necessary, I was just having fun with it.
You still have the pressed almond flour, sans the fatty bits. It makes a nice baking ingredient, and I think I'll try it in a curry dish later.

Are there any perks specifically for creating binding contracts? Not legal paper contracts, but magically enforced contracts?

>>47637752
There are some nice ones in Changeling.

>>47637752
You could always go to Harry Potter and learn that magic thing they have.

Or learn Runic Magic (Fate is a good start) so you can figure out Geas.

>>47637752
Dresden can give you one that breaks magic rules. Not just contracts, but actual rules like the one that makes vampires drink/crave blood.

I know we still need a Wolfenstein jump but there is a way to reach that world from a different jump in the same universe. Wolfenstein and Doom are set in the same universe.

>>47637704
That would be unfortunate.

>>47637752
Disney Princess, The Deal Maker
Not a binding contract, per se, but you can invoke a curse that's applied if they break the contract.

>>47634165
I only get to keep superpowers from five Jumps. If I want a new Jump's powers, I have to give up one of previous ones permanently.

Superscience counts as a superpower. Yes, even if it's "totally based on real physics, guise!"

>>47637569

It evolves and is able to create new devices, I can't tell you the EXACT nature of what it creates, but it will require a Switch to operate.
I'll give a list of the drivers, switches and the foodroids to give an idea of what comes about
The limits are...iffy but they're strong.
http://www.supersentai.com/kamen_rider/kamen_rider_fourze/arsenal.htm

>>47637618
Is it a scenario that requires the Cataclysm? Near as I can tell there's only one of those.

If you took the Firefly Effect then you probably just failed the Jump.

Jumpers let's say if you were really sent on to different worlds for ten years but forced to choose only 5 jumps what Jumps would they be?
I'll start:
Infamous
Metal Gear
Van Hellsing
Fallout
Light of Terra

>>47638141
Some of them mention stuff like 'a city that became prominent after the cataclysm', so it has me worried.

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>>47638184
So it's the classic Pick 5 game? Can do. Why did you pick those 5 Anon?

Pokemon
Undertale
GUNNM
Invader Zim
Forgotten Realms

Reason: Decent mix between fun, waifus, and raw magical power.

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>>47638184
Symbiote
Persona
Forgotten Realms
Overlord
Touhou

>>47638184
Damn drugs, kicking in when a good question shows up....
Well, see ya'll tomorrow.

>>47638184
Touhou
Tenchi
Spyro
Civilization
DBZ

As you can see, limiting your jump number just forces you into taking the most powerful jumps.

>>47638184
Hm.
Touhou
Smite
Wuxia
Tower of God
Dragonball

Touhou for the Servant path. Some good combat perks, ability to see Qi, and Lunar Dial as a strong fallback/finisher when necessary.

Smite for Body of a Mind. Absolutely broken when you hit Dragonball. Bunch of other nice baseline boosts as well.

Wuxia for some good ki techniques and a great martial style. Would replace this with a similar jump with a training boost if I could remember one. Prob wouldn't get a MA as badass as Sinanju though.

Tower of God for the wish, mostly. Thorn and Irregular power boosts are sweet as fuck, though.

Finally Dragonball, for obvious reasons.

Fuck your 5 jump limit, I'm using my wish to keep going.

>>47637766
>>47637796
>>47637812
>>47638074
Thank you all for the suggestions, though I didn't get to the Disney Princess jump yet. Just wanted to say the Once Upon A Time jump has A Golden Opportunity, which seems to have a forcing effect on it.

>>47638184
Pokemon
Metal Gear
Castlevania
Animal Crossing
Kamen Rider Neo-Heisei

>>47638243
I love Infamous and Metal gear setting wise and Van Hellsing because I want to be able to fight Werewolves and vampires.
Fallout to test my survivals skills and LoT for an ultimate test to see how my skills grown.

Monster Musume jump when?

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>>47638416

>>47638184
Sburb: God Tiers, Alchemy, and some good robotics skills. Take Page of Hope or Heart, since those seem like aspects which would be good for pulling through at the last second.
Supreme Commander: A Lot of good tech, good AI Development Skill. Get an Experimental ACU with the Dark Star Generator.
Worm: Give my Co-Players and AI Daughter Parahuman Powers which are always useful, the 600CP Items. Take Path to Victory, and hope it helps for the endgame.
SMT 1: I would end up breaking my Principles and going for dormant power tribrid, but there's a bit of a rush here so I think I can live with myself for being a bit cheap. Also gives my companions cool powers.
Devil Survivor 2: All or nothing gambit for my Spark, I have nothing to lose, since if I die I just end up back home, if I don't go for it I will never have the chance again, and if I win, well, I guess I can go on vacation across the multiverse.

>>47638424
?
Wrong post?

>>47638454
Nope not wrong post.

>>47638454
Noooooope!

>>47638184
Elder Scrolls
Aquaria
Fallen London
Star Wars
Dark Sun

If I only get five, I want to make them count. So I want to pick a good mix of the settings I've always wanted to see, and the settings that sound the most beautiful and amazing to visit.

>>47638416
It's banned because people don't like the setting. Just don't bother, because they're never going to change their minds.

>>47638526
>Dark sun
>Beautiful and Amazing

>>47638545
Couldn't they just... not jump it?

>>47638439
*Generator and the Transformation.

>>47638580
You've clearly never read the Wanderer's Journal.

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>>47638526
> beautiful and amazing
> Dark Sun
> Fallen London

>>47638545
It's banned because lewd is banned, you stupid chicken nugget.

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>>47638416
Besides the general ban on it, there's just not enough material there to make a decent Jump that isn't supremely boring. You'd have to scrape it together with a bunch of other harem animes and make a Generic Harem Anime Jump, but I /still/ wouldn't want anyone to do it. It would just be boring and far too lewd to be fun.

And that's coming from a harem jumper.

>>47638593
There isn't much focus on the world besides Darling and his harem. This isn't much to take from the world besides there is Slice of life with the monstergirl option and the new Dungeon jump that also has a monster girl option.

>>47638545
>>47638593
It is banned because it lacks substance.

And because the guy who made a jump for it was a colossal asshole. It is forever banned despite any other exceptions or changes to the rules that may occur, he was that much of an ass. If you want to jump it track it down and don't talk about it here.

Honestly the spoiler is the more important reason, it is not that hard to find if you really want it.

>>47638593
No, that it exists at all would be too much. They bent the definition of lewd to exclude it, and nothing you say will get them to yield. We've had this argument a dozen times, it's never going in, and it's better if you just let it go.

>>47638624
In his defense the Neath literally has colors that can't exist anywhere else. If that's not beautiful and amazing I don't know what is.

>>47638624
See >>47638616. Dark Sun has a unique beauty no other setting does, and I'm still pissed at the author for just going "welcome to a sandy ball of shit, hope you like Avangions."

As for Fallen London, it's possible that we have the reverse. I've never played the game, but reading the Jump makes me want to spend ten years there.

>>47638712
Fallen London reminds me. . .

Sunless sea jump when?

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>>47638636
> Generic Harem Anime Jump

>>47638735
When Clover finishes it. And the DLC, IIRC.

>>47638736
There's no point when series both good and bad already have their own jumps.

>>47638735
The creator of Fallen London Jump is making Sunless sea Jump if I recall.

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>>47638666
>>47638712
They are beautiful, but at least Dark Sun would be off my top 5. Or ten. Or 100.

Fallen London would be beautiful in a horrific way. And of course there is pic related.

>>47638780
THESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUNTHESUN!

>>47638642
> That guy
> Constantly talks down to people
> Makes lewd jumps just to piss people off by his own admission
> Gets called out on his shit, acts like he's being persecuted and storms off the thread in a huff
I honestly don't know what he expected to happen.

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>>47638736
No! Bad! That's exactly the opposite of what I just said.

>>47638636
I guess big the problem is that there's a lot of cool shit in the background (society adapting to monsters, members of monstrous species trying to adapt to human society, businesses trying to deal with extraspecies customers, a buggy set of laws leading to necessities like MON), but since all of it is background it wouldn't feel like Monster Musume. It's sad, and makes me wish the series was on the hands of a more competent author.

>>47638802
Don't forget that he got banned from his final home for encouraging people to come here and shitpost and spam out of spite.

>>47638780
What would be your top five for beauty? Ignore power and survival, we're Cosmic tourists now.

>>47638810
Maid Tai jump?

>>47638736
Go for it if you want, it could be good, it could be bad, it could be hilarious.

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>>47638817
If that's all you want, just head over to Slice of Life Jump. There's a monsterous humanoid option built right in. Go nuts. Write a gripping social commentary using monster girls as an analog for racism. Show us that world in the background.

I'm just saying, there's no need for a new Jump for it.

>>47638896
So should we ban Sword Art Online jump, then? I mean, we already have a generic virtual world jump.

>>47638950
Even the other gross loser who likes your show told you to drop it, that it's never becoming a thing. So drop it.

>>47638896
>generic jump exists
>therefore we don't need a jump based on an actual setting
No! Bad! Seriously, that argument is exactly why people are leery about generics in the first place.

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>>47638960
>>47638950
That's... not what I meant? Generic Jumps certainly work in a lot of cases. It's just in this particular case, I wouldn't advocate a Generic Harem Anime Jump for a number of reasons, chiefly those I've already listed.

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>>47638184
Pokemon, Mystery Dungeon, Wakfu, Megaman, Pacific Rim.

As long as I get to go back to one of the first two when its done.

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>>47638852
Hmm. No particular order.

1) Star Wars: all them ayy, all dem lmaos.
2) Fallen London: see >>47638798
3) Babylon 5: Babylon burnin' but there's no water.
4) Rick and Morty: See Star Wars
5) Star Trek: See Rick and Morty.

There are a lot of jumps with other beautiful moments, but these seem the best to explore all there is. You could probably spend eternity in a few and not find everything.

>>47639036
>all Sci-Fi
>no high fantasy
Well, you're welcome to your opinion, I suppose.

>>47639075
I knew I forgot something.

Scratch Babylon, mon, insert Discworld.

>>47639125
Good taste.

>>47638712
You talking about author for Wanderer's Journals?

>>47638184
Generic Magical Girl (as a universe that includes Sailor Moon): for Usagi and the other Senshi as companions.Also Lesser Imagine Breaker and Magical Purification.
A Certain Scientific Railgun: Meltdowner Esper Powers, and to meet the cast.
One Piece: Will of D, Conqueror's Haki
Gundam 00: robot skills, fix the plot, GN Drives
Gurren Lagann: seemed like the best endjump to finish this with.

>>47639475
How pink would an usagi-fueled ttgl be?

>>47639528
I'm betting the robot itsself would be red white and blue with gold detail (and as a result would look very gundam) like her fuku. But the attacks and energy? pink as fuck.

>>47638184

>Pokemon: A perfect start, savant, pokemon friends, grab some pokemon tech!
>TWEWY: Personality fix, maybe a waifu, psychic powers, and since I'm going lazybones...Perfect planning!
>SMT: I'm torn between Magician and Normal Guy, but I love both and I want to experience this world a little bit and get demon friendos.
>Sunrider: ..Not going to lie, I just want the harem perk and the starships. It'll be useful for the finale.
>SBURB: Two words. God Tier. More words. Fiduspawn, Apiaries, and other fun shit. Maybe Troll waifus and RPG fun stuff.

I''ll have everything I need, at that point. Demons, Magic, Sci fi, Psychic abilities and pocket monsters...
Seems like a good chain, if I tried to swing it.

What jumps grant clone companions?

>>47639723
Sburb, Young Justice, GUNNM, and Technically Inside Out.

>>47639723
Depends how you feel about identical twins.

>>47639844
Totally fine.

Would an electromagnetic field interfere with plasma weaponry or am I just overthinking things?

>>47638184
>DC (DCAU universe)
I'm taking the super intelligence perk and spendning all my time here studying bioengineering and interdimensional travel. I'm also stealing the mutagenic gas that gave people super powers in Static Shock so that I reverse engineer it.

>Star Wars: KotOR
Force powers, a lightsaber, I get to be a Jedi and maybe even a starship. Plus I get to see the Star Wars universe in person.

>Star Trek: TNG
I'm only going here for the replicators. I doubt I'll be able to recreate any of the technology I'll need without them, even with my enhanced intelligence I'll still need resources.

>Ghost In the Shell
Using my time here to reverse engineer the cyberbrain, nanotechnology and cybernetics of this world.

>SAO
And finally I'm going to steal a copy of the world seed and study the brain-interface tech to create perfect VR. I'm also going to figure out how a sapient A.I developed from a video game engine.

It's my hope that I'll be able to eventually figure out how to open up interdimensional portals and by putting my brain in a robot body or uploading my consciousness into a virtual world I should have plenty of time.

>>47639900
Depends on the strength and nature of the field alongside the nature of the weapon. A strong enough field will mess with the trajectory of the plasma in flight and probably damage the weapon itself depending on how the plasma is stored/made.

>>47639900
>Spoiler
Uh, maybe?
Depends on how powerful it is.
If it was Magneto-level, then it would be likely.

Projectiles would get pulled off course, and melee plasma weapons would probably lose containment and spray massive amounts of superheated plasma everywhere.

That'd fuck somebody's day up sure. Do it. Ruin their day, ruin all their days.

>>47639900
Yeah, electromagnetic fields would fuck plasma right up. It's one of the reasons why plasma weapons probably wouldn't work in the real world.

>>47639900
Plasma has very little mass, so even at the velocity needed to be a combat-effective projectile, it doesn't have much momentum. Deflecting it with a strong enough magnetic field wouldn't be hard. Putting such a magnetic field generator on a human-scale defense would be impractical, but vehicle or installation shields should be possible.

>>47639956
>>47639975
>>47639992
That's what I thought, thanks.

>>47639900
As long as you don't fuck things up the World Seed gets released as free open source software.

>>47634135
You prepare your spells earlier in the day if you're wizard by studying from your spelbook. Sorceror's can cast on the fly. Cleric's pray to their gods for spells. Druid's eata granola bar or some shit. Bard's make puns at the universe until it gives them magic so they stop. Ranger's and Paladin's spells are worthless so they just hit shit with pointy sticks instead.

>>47640025
> Ranger's and Paladin's spells are worthless
They're not... totally... worthless. Having divine spells means they can use divine wands. Wands of Cure Light Wounds are fucking life savers.

But yeah they're pretty worthless.

>>47640025
>Bard's make puns at the universe until it gives them magic

I am surprised that you didn't say the bards was boinking the universe for the spells. Actually depending on the puns there might be more dignity in the boinking for spells.

Don't mind if I do.

>>47639125
>Jump 28: Discworld
>Six of Swords (Leaving an untenable situation and charting a new course.)
This chain has gotten WAY too serious. It's time to take things a lot easier. Except when I have to put my foot down. I mean, really now.
>Age: 134
>Location: Djelibeybi
>Identity: Drop-In
>Drawbacks: Fate of Mr. Hong (+300)
People keep wanting to get my blood or sacrifice me to things or other fates. Why not just embrace it?
>Followed the Footnotes (Free, drop-in)
Huh. Little flashes of insight, eh? That sounds surprisingly useful.
>Way of the World (1200)
Knowing the rules, and knowing exactly how far I can bend them, is an insanely useful thing.
>Parody (1100, drop-in)
I don't have to take this. I'm going for a walk.
>Monk of History (900, drop-in)
This is probably going to be very useful here, but I can think of other jumps where being able to track changes in the timeline would be a good thing as well.
>Inner Jumper (500)
An iron will? No, I think this is more along the lines of composite armor with reactive plate overtop, at this point.
>Vampirism (0)
Don't be silly. I'm clearly not a vampire. If I was a vampire, I would be drinking blood. ...This? No, it's not blood, it's a fruit drink. A coppery fruit drink. Yyyeah.

I'm going to go with having absolutely no plan here. Except maybe looking Death up, he seems like a friendly guy. But yeah, otherwise quite honestly wandering around the Disc sounds like I'd find plenty of adventure just by being there.

>>47640074
We're talking unironically saying punny level of bad pun here. Boinking would definitely be more dignified.
>>47640062
On the other hand they could have just played a Cleric or Druid instead.

>>47640062
They can cast a few of their own buffs. A Bear's Might here and there in case the cleric is busy or not around.

>>47640115
> On the other hand they could have just played a Cleric or Druid instead.
You could say that of literally any class that isn't a Wizard.
Including Sorcerers.

>>47640146
Even of Wizards, pretty sure Druids are just better.

League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen Jump when?

>inb4 Rule 1

>>47640158
Not if you're not garbage at builds.

>>47640158
Not at higher levels, at least not without prestige classes thrown in. And probably not even then.
Celerity, time stop, any of a hundred ways of killing you, GG.

>>47640158
Aren't Wizards one of the end all be all brokenest of the broken classes? At least in jumps since most of them use 3.5.

>>47640222
No, there are arcane classes much more broken than the wizard.

>>47640232
In 3.5? What are they?

>>47637752
Hey Wait! You Swore! from Terminator makes your deals with people, whether verbal or legal, unbreakable for them (unless they have "an incredible amount of willpower", and even if they succeed they'll be stricken with guilt).

>>47640232
The six most powerful classes in 3.5 are:
Artificer
Archivist
Cleric
Druid
Erudite(STP)
and Wizard

These classes are essentially tied for first place (depending on builds used) and beat out all other classes in terms of versatility and power.

>>47640270
What about Planar Shepherd?

>>47640270
What kind of crazy stuff can an Artificer do?

>>47640270
I thought Wizards really started pulling ahead in Epic Levels?

>>47640146
Hey there are reasons to play straight fighter builds even past level 20, Like extreme masochism.

>>47640273
Can you get that prestige class without first taking one of the six core classes anon named?

>>47640273
That's a prestige class, so it's not really on the list.
>>47640331
You could also not enjoy stomping all over everything.

>>47640350
>>47640356
If you want to specify core classes instead of prestige classes, then you say so, senpai.

>>47640356
Fighter is a boring class. Even if you want to whine about hating casters for whatever reason, there are many more interesting martial classes than dull-ass fighter.

>>47640361
The problem with adding in prestige classes is that it needs the ones already listed. It can and must be a part of one. Druid/Planar Sheppard can be ridiculous, but it's still a druid.
>>47640373
Yeah, it really is. I had a good time with a samurai once though. It was fun trying to make it keep up with my tier 3 party members.

>>47640293
I have no idea what about Artificer puts it with the others but /tg/'s bastard wiki has a tier list that ranks all the classes. Those six are "Tier 1" and described as:


>Capable of doing absolutely everything, often better than classes that specialize in that thing. Often capable of solving encounters with a single mechanical ability and little thought from the player. Has world changing powers at high levels. These guys, if played with skill, can easily break a campaign and can be very hard to challenge without extreme DM fiat or plenty of house rules, especially if Tier 3s and below are in the party.

This is due to things like Batman Wizards and STP Erudites who can turn pretty much any spell into a psionic power.

>>47640391
Personally I think if, every time people tried making more viable martials, they didn't get shouted down by idiotic purists with cries of 'WEEABOO FIGHTING MAGIC', things would never have gotten to that point.

There's something wrong with you if you really expect your legendary heroic fighter, based on mythological warriors to be completely mundane, with no special powers when most of those people did possess such things, and somehow stand up to people tossing around magic of all things. I mean goddamn, let your PC be larger than life for once.

>>47640395
Yep, one of the fun parts of D&D min-maxing can be delicately straddling that line between "could break the setting if I put my mind to it" and "oops, I broke the setting".

>>47640293
Artificers are to magic items what hot-rodding enthusiasts are to muscle cars. In their hands the mileage goes to shit, but the horsepower leaves everyone else choking on dust. Or multiple fireballs per second, whatever.

Would becoming a Kender in Dragonlance give you their sue powers of everyone likes me unless they are evil and ignore my stealing of their shit?

>>47640429
I actually have used the book of weeabo fightin' magic before as well. That too was fun, but in a different way. I get to be an over the top kung fu hero. I screamed my attacks to the high heavens, jumped over mountains, and was the hot blooded wuxia hero I always wanted to be.
With the samurai I had to cheese and plot and min max myself as heavily as possible just to be semi useful.

>>47640561
Finding out how to be useful despite being underpowered can be fun too yeah, I'm just speaking in general. Especially from a class-design perspective.

>>47640553
Why would you subject yourself to that?

>>47640553
Only in the world of Dragonlance, I imagine, where Kender are well known and the fucking plot dictates it. In all other universes you're just a midget who doesn't know what boundaries or property are.

>>47640580
It is more that I want to be a dickish magpie and get away with it. As much as many here would hate to admit it, kenders are very representative of jumpers.
SHINY! must take and put in warehouse. What are consequences and why would there be any for taking the shiny?

>>47640575
Oh yes, definitely. I'm of the opinion that the tier ones and twos should have been heavily curtailed and the rest boosted. Honestly if they removed the amazing weeaboo names from the weeaboo book and did that, 3.5 wouldn't have been such a broken mess that required weeaboo magic to keep up.
I disagree with your assement of heroes. They usually were faster or stonger or harder to hurt, but outide of china most couldn't backflip over a mountain or punch someone's soul in half. The heroes of old usually didn't have the weeaboo abilities in western countries- but magic required so much set up time that it was more or less useless in combat in those countries as well. They boosted mages by a lot, but left the warriors as guys with swords. It was dumb.

>>47640647
Not him but I'm pretty sure as arbitrary good-evil-lawful-chaos-neutral alignments don't necessarily exist outside of D&D jumps, it would only work in those jumps where kender are known to exist.

Also, I agree but I was thinking more of the "horrifically callous but don't really understand what they're doing to aggravate and horrify everyone around them" part.

>>47640656
My opinion is a bit different, I don't enjoy heavy nerfing of anything, I think it takes the fun and variety out of things. The most broken of combos DEFINITELY needed to be nixed, and many things patched or altered slightly to be less overpowering, but generally I'm more of the opinion to focus on buffs.

And with ancient western heroes, it was really more about scale. If fighters could even remotely replicate anything Heracles could do, they'd have done a lot to close the damage gap, if nothing else.

>>47640676
I would think that spells/abilities/traits that depend on moral alignments would be less reliable outside of D&D settings but that doesn't mean that they won't work at all.

>>47640656
One campaign I heard of that used the weeaboo book, Fighter and Monk were made into NPC classes alongside Warrior, Expert, Noble and Commoner.

>>47640715
Anon was specifically talking about the kender's "ooh, I'm so innocent! Errbody except the asshole races lurvs me!" aura though, which isn't an ability/trait in the same way martial feats are. It's literally just a fluff detail about how other races allegedly treat kender.

>>47640656
Other mythology gets pretty fucking nuts too sometimes. Look at any if the big heroes from mythologies and you'll see some crazy shit.
Especially if you ook at India in which case it's less like an over the top fantasy novel and more like Gurren Laggan with chariots,

>>47640676
Yeah, I don't power and variety- but the tiers one and two can do everything. Everything. Between divination, alteration, and summons they are their own party. And that's ignoring shit like celerity and time stop. I think tier 3-4 is a good baseline. You can do several things well or many things ok, but you can't literally do everything.
But yes, warriors should have been stronger if nothing else. I liked the weeaboo shit myself though, and it bumped them up into the tier zone I favor.

>>47640656
>The heroes of old usually didn't have the weeaboo abilities in western countries

Weren't there legends about Excalibur being able to cut the tops off of mountains? I remember Hercules held up the sky and changed the coarse of a river with brute strength. Western heroes did some crazy stuff especially the Greeks. Hell even more modern heroes were pretty bad ass George Washington used to bend horseshoes with his bare hands, He was also apparently impossible to hit with bullets so much the enemy commanders order their troops to stop shooting at him. Teddy Roosevelt was shot while giving a speech and refused treatment until after he finished giving the speech.

>>47640784
...wrong post?

>>47640778
>tfw Karna and Arjuna are nerfed as shit in their Type-Moon incarnations
>tfw mythological Arjuna could've 420noscoped TYPEs

>>47640778
India counts as eastern in my book. I think the old middle eastern shit had some pretty crazy things too, but they're not western countries either.
>>47640722
FIghter and monk are terrible classes.
>>47640797
That's all raw power - and no Excalibur couldn't do that. That was Caladbolg. Irish, very different. No, it's not.
>>47640810
Well shit. That was meant for >>47640710

>>47640778
Greek mythology is actually pretty lackluster; Zeus caps out at stuffing Typhaon under a mountain-and it was a struggle for him given Typhaon ripped out his tendons before Athena told him to man the hell up.

Meanwhile Odin and his brothers created the world by murdering the primordial giant Ymir, and Ra has to basically pilot the sun to do battle with a world-ending evil serpent every day.

>>47640784
>>47640818
There aren't any many examples of Tier 3 pure casters and Tier 4's pure casters are a bit too... boring, dull, and one-note to me. I mean, Warlock is pretty much entirely just blasting your one thing all day. Yawn. On my end, I'd prefer everything on Tier 2, that's where you still have some fun and variety inside of what your one build can do, not everything is blending into same-yness like tier 4, without being quite as overpowering as tier 1.

Anyway, still love 3.5. Don't like any of the later editions, so sad for me, but that's life.

>>47640859
I can't remember any pure caster tier 3's either. I was saying that they should be made. Some of tier isn't too bad I'll admit. I still think Sorcerer should be tier 1 though. It's not quite as versatile as a wizard, but it can still do just about anything.

>>47638140
Hmm, I see.

So is say, taking a look at the RevolveGarry and then using it to create a Rider Belt and switch for Akiko to help with the Final Battle and Movie monsters viable?

>>47640874
Wasn't Warmage like T4?

>>47640874
Sorcerers were T2 because they lacked the versatility that Wizards gave.

Artificers were T0