Honey, I need more cooking oil. Could you head down into the

>>47468863
Since when have we had a basement?

>>47468890
As you realize you dont have basement reality collapses around you, all you see is endless grey space.

>>47468890

We've always had a basement, honey. Go get the oil, I need to start frying the chicken.

I ain't going in that fucking basement. Nothing good ever happens in basements.

>>47468863
I chuck a grenade down there just in case.

>>47468863
>living in some kind of archive

"Okay", I say, as I go into the basement only to have someone throw a 'nade at me.

Luckily I am a level 40 favored soul/bard/rdd and have obscene AC and hit points.

>>47468863
CHIM
~
player.additem 00053451 1

Got your oil

Wait hey why am I in a grey space. Where's my wife?
At least I still have the oil

It’d be on that shelf, where we keep the thingys, right?

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>>47468957
DID SOMEONE SAY CHIM

What a co-incidence, I was just about to go into the basement to get my wife.

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>>47468919

Fuck you, I live in a basement

>>47469090
My point stands.

>>47468863
Yeah, no, I'm not going there. You shouldn't either.
>>47468918
And I'm not going to do that even for fried chicken. Make it deep fried, and maybe I could consider it.

>OK, What’s under the basement?
The earth’s crust.
>And what's underneath that?
Mmm...the mantle?
>Yup. And under that? Come on. You know this one.
The outer core.
>And under that?
The inner core.
>And under that?
Underneath that... nothing.
…
>Just the soft, chewy center!

>>47469152
>nothing
Look at him - he believes in flat earth!

>>47469101

Cunt

>>47469036
CHIMmer down, Vivec.

>>47468863
>"Got it, got it..."

Did someone throw a grenade down here?! Look what it's done to the wine cellar!

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Oh, you want the oil? Let me bring it to you.

Bullshit, there is only old bikes and dust in the basement.

Also who the fuck are you ?

Rolled 1, 5, 2 = 8 (3d6)

>>47469452
I scream like a spoiled bitch who just saw real rapist in the first time, dealing 3d6 damage to everyone in 60-degree cone in front of me.

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We don't have a basement, we live in a flat..

! You're not my mother! What kind of demon are you?!

>>47468863
I don't let burned-out bulbs go unattended. My wife would know this. Who are you and what have you done with her and also I doubt you're as good of a cook.

>>47469452
Thanks, horrifying werewolf thing!

>>47469452
Ah, thanks mate. Y'know, it's been really nice having you help with rent, sorry you got the basement.

>>47469452
Are your legs ok?

>>47469523
This post really gained my brouzoufs

>>47469507

It's all good, least I can do. Things have been difficult since the stroke, but I'm trying.

>>47469518

The basement's fine, man. At least it's a roof, you know?

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Discomforting photos thread?

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How about a nasty from deep Australia?

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>>47469042
nice

>>47469622
The weirdest part is that this is underwater. Why not have the sign up on the beach where everybody sees it as they go into the water?

>>47469791
It's a lot harder to ignore when you're down there
Besides, having one on the beach would probably encourage idiots

>>47468863
But i just wade through the sea of neckbeards down there last week.

>>47468863
>Walks into own basement
>gets oil
>walks back up
"Honey? Why the fuck do we keep cooking oil in the basement and not a cupboard?"

>>47469622
>Nothing in this cave worth dying for
Sounds suspicious. Better investigate!

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>>47469090
You're not fooling me, monster.

>>47469791
Since it warns you about going into a cave, it's probably ok to dive outside of the cave, and the sign sits at the (underwater) entrance to it. If it sat at the shore, people submerging a bit to either side, or arriving by boat, may miss it.

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The best melee weapon for this job would probably be a spear-like one to fend of anything coming up the stairs.

I go down to get the oil, pants removed, cock throbbing with intent.

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>>47468863
We keep the oil in the pantry with the spices and condiments dear. You were the one who sat there and watched me build it, remember?
After that I proceed to ask mundane questions she should immediately know the answer to for the rest of the day. I'm on to your shit here skinwalker. /k/ warned me about you fuckers!

Yeah, nah. Jam the fish in the toaster.

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>>47469622
tl;dr:come in, living ones, and witness the greatest master of all, Death, hold her school of truth.

>>47468937
>not living the dream