I'm running a 3.5e campaign and one of my players is a paladin.

>>47223504
Get someone else to activate the machine.

Stop being a dick GM and trying to screw over paladins for no fucking reason just to have an edgelord doomsday weapon set off bby a main character for "muh deep narrative" or whatever you edgelord idiots are after. DMs like you are the reason people hate playing paladins, and you might as well put a barbarian on sedatives or have a wizard in a fucking antimagic field for half the campaign.

Have you just played Spec Ops: The Line?

>>47223504
Does the paladin know that activating the machine will blow the countryside? Because if he doesn't it's not an Evil act, for all he knows the inscription of "THOUSANDS WILL BE SENT TO PARADISE" on the big red button simply means a portal to heaven opens. He can't violate his oath of pacifism if an action of his resulted in the harm of others without his knowledge.

Oh hey, it's this shit again. You pulled this exact same thread with slightly different circumstances three fucking days ago. Give it a rest, shithead.

DO NOT REPLY JUST MOVE ALONG HE DOES THIS EVERY DAY

>>47223597
>>47223597
>>47223597

Sperg out aside,>>47223597 has a point. Why give him a no win situation that will catastrophicly fuck him like that? What purpose does it serve in the narative to make him responsible for the unforseen and by your wording, unavoidable deaths of thousands of innocents? Also why was this thing rigged to blow up a kingdom? Who the fuck does that and then just leaves it sitting around.

Maybe with the right context and a Lot of explaining you could prevent a table flip but it sounds like you just want to dickbutt the pally (and i get why in the general sense, fuck pallys) if it's just a "you fell and lost your vow trololo" I'd not, you'll only piss your players off with such a ham handed dick move.

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>>47223504

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>>47223504

>>47223504
For starters, find a more interesting story instead of hack GM; the movie; the game

>>47223504
I don't reply to old pasta for starters.

What chumps.

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>>47223504
Here's your smites.

>>47223681
Try eight fucking years ago. This copypasta is shit. Summer has officially started.

>>47223896
You... You remember the old days.

That pic sure brings me back OP.

>>47223504
Reminder to all Paladins to take a level in Gray Guard and cease giving a single fuck about falling.

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>>47223504
>paladin
>oath of pacifism

>a warrior of Good who can't fight

I swear this pasta gets stupider with each new iteration.

>>47225442
There are paladin orders in Pathfinder who use fighting as a last resort, but that doesn't apply to the usual subjects like undead, and evil outsiders.
Doesn't mean this pasta isn't fucking dumb as.

>Mountain full of explosive runes
>Let's build a city on it!

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>>47225733
>implying unlikelihood

>>47223504
I like these threads.

>>47223504
>to proceed with the story
[mocking train noises]