Your next bbeg is the son of your last bbeg, the twist? The mother

I kill my half-brother. What of it?

>>47023827
Most uncreative post of the year right here.

>>47023796
I sure am glad quest have been moved for threads like this.

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>>47023796
FUCK HEAD!

>>47023867
No, your thread is just shit

Being a paladin, I try and turn him from the darkness. If that doesn't work, at least I can force my GM to let me have a fistfight while screaming my sibling's name.

>>47023796
>"Mom, why?"
>"Well, your father passed years ago, and-"
>"But mooom, he's a vampire necromancer!"
>"Why can't you understand that he loves me?"
>"He's an unholy abomination against all life!"
>"That is NO way to talk about your stepfather, young man!"
>"You MARRIED him!?"
>"I'm a woman with needs, son!"
>"Well why did you have to have a half-dead necrospawn with him?"
>"Young man, you apologize to your brother this instant! Look, you made him cry!"
>"You sound just like Dad did that time he thought you were dead and slept with the crazy Fey Sorceress!"
>"And we love your sister very much."
>"Mom, there is a recurring trend here and it's that all of my half-siblings hate me and everything that is good in the world. If I were an only child, the kingdom of Valora would still exist right now instead of being a snowglobeon your mantlepiece."
>"GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
>"I'm 147, mom, you can't make me go to my room!"

>>47023964
No it's that your shit.

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>>47023796
>bbjr is ur halfbrother

I place my nutsack on his drums.

>>47024983
*clap* *clap* *clap*

>>47024983
I'm sure everyone loves his sister very much.

>>47026141
Vigorously.

>>47023796
LIQUIIIIIID!

>>47023796
GMs like you are the reason many players put "orphan" on their character sheet, you know.

>>47026299
SNAAAAAKE~!

>>47026665
Nah it's just laziness

>>47026665
You don't have to bump the thread you know.

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>>47026681
How was that tilde not spoiled? I could have sworn I put it in right.