>be me >playing DND >am a level 2 rogue >at this

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>be me
>playing DND
>am a level 2 rogue
>at this point nobody even cares
>they just want fights because normies
>DM pissed at this
>decides that we should have a battle because everyone was bitching for one
>we have a huge corpse monster and a kobold woman on the top of a buildiung commanding it
>decide fuck it i'm neutral evil imma rape her instead of fighting because nobody takes this seriously
>friend constantly tries to kill me and fails
>i'm a rogue, i can climb this building
>keep getting shit rolls and falling down the building
>at one point I get THROWN by our FUCKING NECROMANCER (who had STR 10 for whatever reason...) to

the top
>he fucks the roll up, throwing me up to the ledge
>i roll to climb on top, fail, falling flat on my ass (again)
>fallofrome.jpg
>barbarian jumps to the top and kicks her down
>finally i can start
>we decide to roll, whoever gets a higher roll survives
>he rolls a 3
>I roll a 20
>crit rape
>kill her by rape

and that's how our DND session ended.