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>>46966162
I know this is an imaginary choice game and all, and this might be hard for you to understand but hear me out:regular people find futa disgusting compared to regular dickings.

I am perfectly at peace with sacrificing my pelvis, spine and entire lower body for my kaifus' wellbeing and the greater good
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Posting my Kaifu CYOA again. Comments and Criticism is welcome.
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>>46967164
>he thinks he's regular

I won't question your tastes, mate.
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>>46967230
I answered a bunch of questions last thread too. May or may not add another page of girls and items, but I think I'm gonna do a new CYOA first.
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Also can someone repost that CYOA where you get your memory back from a friend to stop the necromancer? First page had different backgrounds with different point allocations between friendship and being a badass.

>>46967209
Never said I was, only that I know enough about normies to predict their reaction to futa.

I will. Your taste is that of excrement.
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>>46967246
Whatcha thinking of doing next, anon? Taking requests?
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>>46967267
Hey, no need to be rude, senpai. Not everyone is born with the supreme tastes in life, but you can settle for second best.
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>>46967230
Did you make Australia a virgin purely because the other anons would have sperged out otherwise? I'm just asking because it's something I've noticed. No-one minds having waifus above the age of 23, but for some reason nearly all of them are virgins. That's putting aside the whole 'prefers to wear nothing but babydolls to the grocery store/sucks on dildos as a hobby but is actually a pure virgin' obnoxiousness.
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>>46967388
Why would he waste space in the small amount of text he has enumerating who and how many people she's fucked, instead of describing the vastly more important facts of her powers and personality?
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>>46967319
I didn't know futa fetishization came with
delusional megalomania as a side effect, but you are entitled to your opinion on this Hainanese hieroglyphs imageboard.

Also,

Defeat Dark You (20)

Animal Friend: Honey Badger (14)
Virus (4)
Portal Gun (1)

He has a portal gun. I have a portal gun, and a honey badger, which is neither equipment nor powers.

I like my odds.
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>>46967413
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>>46967204
>>46967230
>>46967246
Alright, let's go with Christina Busto, because her personality seems compatible with mine, she's only a few years older than I am so her age isn't an issue, Sumeragi is hot, and she turns into my favorite kaiju from Pacific Rim. For mutations I'll go for Tongue Mutation to complete her status as Otachi, Healing Factor to keep her safe, and Enhanced Communication Device for improved battlefield coordination. All in all, seems like a pretty nice friend/giant kaiju ally to have, and if things go further I think we could be very happy together.
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>>46967406
>>46967230

Why did he add the part implying she was a virgin anyway? Why did he feel the need to include this if other things are more important:

>Despite her attractive form, she's never actually been with a guy (though she gets plenty of onlookers wherever she goes).

It could have easily been substituted for:

> Tammy didn't mind the attention, either from what her friends told us.

He went out of his way to assure anons that she was a virgin. Why?
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>>46967413
Baby, it comes with all the megalomania side effects. Gotta feel on top of the world with a girl dick in yer bunghole.
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>>46967464
Maybe she's the only virgin. You don't know. Because there's no reason to tell you whether or not they're a virgin unless it's unusual.
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>>46967468
>top of the world
>girl dick in yer bunghole

Now see, you're typing individual words that sound like gibberish in the order you're typing them in. I feel like we're standing on the precipice of an infinite gulf in communication where neither of us will ever truly comprehend the other's point of view. But so long as we can agree to disagree, I suppose that's that really.

But futa still a shit, family
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>>46967476
Perhaps so, but that's not just what I'm talking about; it's a very common trend among waifu CYOAs--and even non-waifu CYOAs--to make the unusually promiscuous or old(er) characters explicitly virginal. What's wrong with succubi that actually act on their urges? 30 year old virgins are exceedingly rare too. Most people lose their virginity by age 17; between 12-14% of 20-24 year olds are virgins.
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>>46967557
I'm just having fun.

You know's there's a pdf for that one, right?
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>>46967562
So she's unusual. What's wrong with that? You're complaining about the only explicit virgin in two pages of waifus that don't say one way or another. It's a non-issue.

At this point, deary, you just come across like you're complaining out of some specific autistic trigger that bothers you and only you inordinately.
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>>46967573
M-me too-

-wait shit, really? Well fuck, does anyone have it? I feel like a doof posting these jpgs now, must've missed it.
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>>46967308
I pick none.
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>>46967589
>So she's unusual.

Except that's the thing, she's not. As I have said multiple times, whenever a character who is noted to be particularly attractive/sexually interested/ etc is presented, she is pretty much always made a virgin. I'm commenting on this trend. Why did he feel the need to include an explicit disclaimer that she, in particular, was a virgin? Why not leave it ambiguous?
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>>46967660
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>>46967209
would you play a CYOA with only dickgirls?
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>>46967689
Because such a person is unlikley to be a virgin so no one would assume it without bieng told.
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>>46967689
>she's not
Where in the CYOA is someone else called out as a virgin? Are you really complaining about the only virgin in the CYOA just because other CYOA have virgins? Like I said before this just makes it look like an autistic trigger for you, because you're arguing "Other CYOA have a thing so this one can't!"
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>>46967308
Once more, this is literally the best CYOA I've ever seen. It had it all: Fetishes, waifus, humor.
I only wish I could pick more.

I don't usually save CYOAs, but I'll make an exception for you
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>>46967204
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>>46967246
Is Kaiju strength etc proportional to their size?
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>>46967718
Maybe? By itself, it wouldn't be interesting.

I'd play "Dickgirls in Space" or something like that.
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>>46967688
...okay.
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>>46967718
Sure
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>>46967318
>Taking requests?
you are literal cancer. Make it yourself.
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>>46967718
Hahaha, no.
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>>46967852
Plenty of reasons someone can't make a CYOA, how many have you made?
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>>46967458
Nice build, nice build.
>>46967388
>>46967406
>>46967464
>>46967476
>>46967562
>>46967589
>>46967689
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>>46967727
Alright, here's the thing. You're pretty much right. I tried to make it ambiguous for most of the girls to never even bring it up because I wanted to avoid the whole "my waifu is pure, not used goods!" argument.
I only even brought up the mention of a previous guy for Ivanka, and it's never even stated that they did it, just that he had sex with someone else.
Tammy I thought I should write that because I was worried that some people would automatically assume "Oh, so the drunk party girl with a 10/10 body is obviously a super slut"

What is the best way to handle this? Just remove that line entirely and let you interpret it as you will?
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>>46967893
You can. Don't worry if people read between the lines and assume the worst.
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>>46967893
You did fine. Nothing wrong with making her an explicit virgin, that one anon is just flipping his tits.

The way you handled the other girls is fine, too. There's absolutely no reason to bring up prior relationships. You have limited space in the text, and everything else about her is more important. Hell, is the girl you first met going to blab about her past boyfriends if she has any? I sure as fuck hope not.
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>>46967318
I was orignally going to do a purely symbiote based CYOA, focused on Marvel's version of symbiotes, but I was distracted by making the "sexy kaiju" suggestion, and I really liked the idea.
If I'm going to be called Symbro or Symbrote, I should have a CYOA that focuses on that.
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>>46967893
It's up to you if you want to remove the disclaimer, but I doubt it's 'the best way.' That is, if you interpret 'the best way' to mean no shitstorms.
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>>46967893
Leave the line in there.
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>>46967893
Do whatever you like, I don't care about the virgin thing personally. For what it's worth I can't imagine why you'd assume the worse otherwise.

>>46967923
That sounds cool, looking forward to it. Last non-fetish/monstergirl symbiote CYOA I remember involved fluffy moth alien totally-not-life-fibers.
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>>46967923
Can I fuck the Symbiote?
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>>46967893
>>46967809
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Currently working on an energy cyoa. Here are some of the sources I have down.
Sunlight
Food
Diligence
Water
Electricity
Heat
Praise

Any questions or ideas on what I should do, feel free to ask. Might consider posting some of what I have.
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>>46967967
Where is nuclear?
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>>46967967
Nuclear
Fusion
Rage
Salt
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>>46967923
What version of the lore are you going with? The "They're all evil. Venom is an anomaly because it wants to bond with a host instead of eating it." or "They're all just like Venom." or "The majority of the race are good guys and want to bond with you, it's just a subrace mutated that's evil and eats people. Venom is a mutant of the mutants that wants to bond with a host like normal but it's biology is more hostile than the good ones."

>>46967963
Venom is a total yandere, so you could probably talk one into it.

>>46967959
I wish that got finished.
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Posting cyoa.
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>>46968005
Terrible choices.
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>>46967963
Anon do you even have to ask? You can fuck anything not literally made of blades or fire with enough determination.

>>46967967
Dark matter
Antimatter
Hopes, dreams, love and determination

>>46967999
Wait, it's unfinished? Damn, what more was planned?
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Well exams are done for me, and now I'm going to spend this long summer working towards the Traveller 2.0, Poster Travellers, updating the text version and prepping for the 'alpha' of the introductory game, which is not the actual game but rather a test model to lay down a functioning system. Next set of companions will be on Sunday, if I can find some double A batteries.
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>>46968018
Yeah, there's a part at the bottom that's pretty much just half done.
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>>46967562
>What's wrong with succubi that actually act on their urges?
Anon can't handle the idea of a girl having sexual urges, or having had sex with someone other than him
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>>46968047
More like
>Some anons don't think people should blab about their past boyfriends in their dating profiles, and this enrages other anon, because he gets off on it.
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>>46967816
Dickgirls set in a alternate Earth where feminists won and men and women are "equals"?
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>>46967977
Was considering it, but not quite sure how to implement it.
>>46967984
Fusion sounds to similar to nuclear, and Rage is a good option. Not sure how to implement Salt, though.
>>46968018
I was hoping on keeping the sources to what is found on present day Earth in decent quantities, so no Dark/Anti matter. Not sure how to implement something like Hope.
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>>46968082
You could make fusion and fission distinct.
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>>46967886
>Plenty of reasons someone can't make a CYOA,
Name them.
>omg I don't haf teh photershops!
Download it like the rest of us
>how many
Plenty. More than you, that's for sure.

You're nothing but spam when you post your 'amazing, original, totally awesome-sauce' idea about waifus in space.
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>>46968106
What if anon is making a CYOA and is posting his other ideas while he works on it?
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>>46968082
Just place a Salt generator in a single cyoa thread and you could generate enough power to sustain every single electrical device on Earth
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>>46967204
Question, does the kaiju move to our country or do we have to move to theirs?
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>>46968047
<Succubi that act on her urge.
>Having had sex with someone other than him
The correct thing to do is to fuck her until she's a cum dumpster and becomes addicted to your semen.
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>>46967967
Social
Mechanical (getting wound up)
Chemical
Kinetic (moving around a lot keeps you going)
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>>46968111
>What if anon is making a CYOA and is posting his other ideas while he works on it?
riiiight.
>Whatcha thinking of doing next, anon? Taking requests?
Name the reasons why someone can't make a CYOA.
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>>46968026
Congrats, Highlander. Glad to see you back.
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>>46967204
>>46967230
>>46967246

In other thread >>46968152
None of the girls are especially appealing, so I'll choose based on Kaiju form. Laura has mobility, agility, and no lack of strength, so she seems like the most effective out of all of them.

Much as I might love to inflict fetishes on her, the world is sort of at stake here, so lets stick to useful mutations. Healing Factor (Rolled 9), Camouflage, and the Tongue Mutation. I'm specifically choosing the tongue because her Kaiju form lacks any sort of fine manipulation ability with mantis-claws for arms.
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>>46968069
What's the CYOA's purpose? Is it adventure? Action? RPG-like? Pick a Waifu?

The format's pretty important too.
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>>46967718
Only if I could be a girl.
Presence of dick irrelevant.
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>>46968111
Come on, anon, don't skip out on me now. You answered in 53 seconds last time.
It can't be that hard to come up with not-shit reasons for why you can't nut up and make the CYOA you want.
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>>46968266
I wasn't him, anon. I was just offering a plausible explanation. I know because I do that myself.
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>>46968106
I use a Macbook Air, and it's so shit it's almost out of memory space already after the games I've downloaded onto it. Also I'm uncreative and frequently busy because of uni. Deal with that, nerd.

>Plenty

Name them or be laughed at.

>waifus in space

You want to know something funny? I've never requested a waifu CYOA. In fact, I've only ever requested one CYOA in my time here from someone taking requests, and it was this one right here.

>>46968266
Also he's not me. I'm me.
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>>46968146
If by social, you mean being around others energizes yourself, then I think there might be something there. Mechanical has been suggested many times before, yet I am not sure how to properly implement it. Kinetic has been suggested before and has been changed several times to become diligence.
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Reminder: Nyarl is best girl in the entire cyoa and who wants to repopulate the earth with only yours and her children.
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>>46967893
Change the line to refer to her partying lifestyle or something instead of her looks, and it should be fine.
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>>46968343
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>>46968343
My nigga.
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>>46968343
>Wanting to go insane.
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>>46968371
>That Isis Loli
Damn son look how smug she is. Also why is Isis a loli?
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>>46968343
Crawling Chaos please leave, your IP is easily tracked and your ruse is as transparent as it is repetitive

Also Minerva. Any CYOA can let you have the perfect waifu/husbando, but only a few the opportunity to go on the quest to become as such.
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>>46968285
>Deal with that, nerd.
I'm dealing just fine. I'm not the one who has to rely on others to do everything for me.
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>>46967967
Here is a portion of what I have so far, so you guys can judge and give your opinions.

Heat: Sources of heat now energize and empower you. Your body is now extremely resistant to heat (can withstand 100 C’ no problem). This extends to bodily overheating, allowing for longer periods of working. Being near heat sources will now energize you (should you live in an area where the average day temperature is 80 F’ and you don’t turn on the A/C, you would not need to sleep for the night. You also gain limited control over heat, able to melt objects with a touch and turn ice into steam within seconds (though this takes a lot of energy). Should you stay in environments too cold for you to gather energy from, your body will start to freeze solid, stiffening joints after 12 hours and freezing completely solid after 36. This will occur in any temperature below 50 F’, and the process will speed up for every 5’ colder it is (1 hour for joint freezing, 3 hours for death).

Water: The liquid of life now empowers you. You may now drink any water (muddy, salty, etc.) and drinking water will now give you more energy, to the point where 5 liters a day will remove the need for sleep entirely. You may now breathe underwater. Dip yourself into water can also energize you, though at a slower pace (12 hours completely submerged to replace a good night's sleep) though the rushing rapids will empower you faster (9-6 hours depending on the strength). While underwater, you may expend some energy for faster swimming and resistance to the pressures of the deep. Staying away from water for more than an hour will make you feel an incredible thirst, and 24 hours without water will kill you outright.

cont.
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>>46968460
Food: You can now draw energy from the consumption of foodstuffs. Your metabolism skyrockets and any food you eat becomes energy within seconds. Eating 4000 Calories a day will eliminate the need for sleep, eating more will make you feel energetic and could increase your physical prowess to near superhuman levels. In addition, you can burn additional calories to increase your abilities further. At first, it affects your entire body, but eventually you will be able to put calories into specific body parts and even strikes (you can put 1000 cal into 1 punch, for instance). Beware, for putting too many calories into this power at a time will cause some massive damage, though this limit can increase with training and use. You do not need to exercise to maintain these abilities, and any food eaten (whether year old milk or well cooked chicken) will energize you. You still need various nutrients to function though, and dieting would likely get you killed in a couple of days. Your reserves build up more slowly and empty faster than with other powers.

Thoughts?
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>>46968251
that's all you want in life?
here, life fulfilled
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>>46968321
>Mechanical has been suggested many times before, yet I am not sure how to properly implement it.
Make it be a 'safe' option, with no real vulnerabilities (other than a need for winding) but no huge benefits, either. The more wound you are, the more energy you have. If you run out, you fall asleep or go into stasis or whatever.
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>>46968321
Yeah, that's what I mean by social. Taking the idea of being an extrovert to its natural conclusion. As for Mechanical, basically you'd need to get someone to wind you up every day or you'd start running down. You couldn't do it yourself, because you'd use more energy than you gained. Or you could do it as an external combustion engine instead.
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>>46967913
>>46967916
>>46967928
>>46967934
>>46967959
Alright, I'm just gonna leave the line in there then.
>>46968360
But I made her name specifically with the nickname "Titty Zilla" in mind.
>>46967963
It's essntially a ball of goo that wraps around your body, so of course.
>>46967809
I would say yes for the most part, but other than Behemoth and The Outsider, they're all pretty much the same size anyway, and Outsider's just as strong as I stated. Behemoth is the largest and most strong, but not by a whole lot. I was originally going to put heights for all of them, but seeing as they're all basically the same and it's pretty cluttered already, I left it out. On this chart, I would say most of the girls are around the -Trespasser to Knifehead size, Behemoth would be closer to Raiju's size, and the mech and Outsider are between the Hardship/Zilla range.
>>46967999
I was thinking of just mostly making it sort of the old version where's it's just a friendly one like Venom, but it might corrupt you to get corrupted a little bit. I would make each symbiote have a personailty and just base them off the symbiotes from the comics. One of the "female" ones would force you to look female though.
>>46968123
See, I thought about that, and it just makes more sense for you to move to them. I don't think the countries would appreciate their weapon being on foreign soil. If you choose to not live with her, you can probably just coach train her from like a computer monitor or something. The distance for the communicator is infinite.
>>46968204
If you didn't like any of the way I wrote the girls, sorry. This is my first time actually making waifus.
Good build though.
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>>46968430
You were the one who got needlessly upset with me in the first place, bro. You think I don't have other things to do than builds and discussion about CYOAs?

I mean really, what was your goal? Intimidate me into make CYOAs...over the internet? The thing you can't intimidate people over?

>>46968460
Does alcohol count as water?

Food strikes me as hysterical strength you can consciously control, huh.
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>>46968491
>>46968251
no but seriously, that's the only thing you want?
Didn't know there were that many trannies here.
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>>46968624
>But I made her name specifically with the nickname "Titty Zilla" in mind.
I don't see how you'd need to change that in order to change the other thing.

Alternatively, have it refer to both her appearance and her lifestyle.
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>>46968624
>It might corrupt you
Don't like the sound of that. Personality death is a big deal here. I do know that a lot of Venom's problems stemmed from not understanding humans, it'd make more sense for, if there were any personality issues cropping up, proper communication to be possible to clear them up.
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>>46968624
>If you didn't like any of the way I wrote the girls, sorry. This is my first time actually making waifus.

They weren't bad. It's just that none of them had any special appeal either. Well, the depressed girl kind of tweaked my sympathy a bit, but it didn't seem like a great idea.
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>>46968630
>>46968491
Not really, it's just that futa x male is gay.
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>>46968611
While I did have an idea for a safe option, I like >>46968617 idea a bit more.
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>>46968630
CYOA general seems to be full of histrionic drama queens desperate to be something they're not. Which is probably an inevitable part of the whole imaginary escape fantasy thing.

Personally I just want to be the wizard and go on adventures.
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>>46968662
He's not changing it, anon.
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>>46968684
well, that's a better explanation than I had feared.
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>>46968018
I like to think of myself as well versed in this universe, but I can't make sense of Ancestral Awakening
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Everything he makes must be depressing in some form or way. Why doesn't Italics believe in happy cyoas?
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>>46968759
Meat shields.
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>>46968759
Because conflict.
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Are you even interested in CYOAs that aren't about your fetishes or getting dick-hungry waifus?
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>>46968343
>>46968371
Inari. Her personality seems nice, she comes with great side perks, and she's open to touching fluffy tail. The only downside I can see is that taking over her business while she looks after the kids could be rough. Inari's one of the most popular kami, something like a third of Shinto shrines are devoted to her. I'm going to be busy. Hopefully she won't fault me if I don't imitate her personal management style and hire some assistants.
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>>46968842
Yes, but you're going to have to wow and amaze me with lore and interesting character building options instead.
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>>46968842
I am only truly interested in CYOAs that are primarily about neither of those things, and treat them as the icing on the cake instead of the main course.
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>>46968843
>She's open to touch fluffy tail.
Anon she'll let you do more than touch them fluffy tails.

>1/3 of Shinto Shrines are dedicated to her.
Are you serious Anon? Damn.
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>>46968842
Yes, those are actually my favorite.
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>>46968842
>CYOAs that aren't about fetishes or waifus
Those are my favorite kind of CYOAs.
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>>46968873
I was using "touch fluffy tail" as an innuendo. And yes, Inari is that popular. She's the goddess (or god, the real-world version of the deity is gender neutral and can appear in any form) of agriculture, industry, and general good luck. There are a lot of people who want her blessing.
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>>46968903
>>46968876
My niggas
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>>46968625
If the alcoholic beverage in particular has some amount of water in it, then that water counts. Pure alcohol doesn't count as water (same with mercury).
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>>46968969
>has some amount of water in it
>some amount

So literally every kind of booze is valid? Haha wow, I know what I'm picking now.
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>>46968842
I don't like stories primarily about sex or fetishes. They always sound like something horrible to me and trigger an intense violent reflex.
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>>46969038
You might want to get that checked out.
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>>46968460
Confused about how water works. If you're submerged, can't you just drink the ocean water or lake water without any issue? Why would flowing through it even matter? I mean, aside from the fact that you're going to piss like a thunderstorm...
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>>46969016
Maybe I should slightly clarify the power to where you only gain energy from the water itself, so you would have to drink a large amount of alcohol to avoid sleep at night.

Also, alcohol could work with food as well, since it does have calories.
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>>46968680
In order for them to be especially appealing to me, they either need to have hobbies/interests/personality traits especially in common, they need to be a personality archetype that I can't help but find appealing, or they need to hit that sympathy note just right so I feel the need to be with them and help them, not that that's an especially good thing once you step back and think about it.

None of them really did that for me.

Jayna is an outdoors enthusiast, whereas I would be happy only ever seeing the outdoors through a computer screen.

Hannah being a religious/patriotism nut is just too incompatible

Ivanka might work. Trust issues with others I am probably best equipped to deal with, but I don't see much else there.

The triplets are just trouble, even if they might be appealing for purely fetish reasons, and 3 is still too many for that.

Laura I liked her Kaiju form and what she could do with it, but I can neither sing nor dance, so I doubt I can interest her.

Anna I just don't know how well I could help. Even if I could, I wouldn't be too compatible with her normally extroverted self

Emiko is flat out more trouble than she's worth unless you plan to go rogue, and even then it would be smarter to go with someone a bit more subdued.

Tammy lost me at "party". It just gets worse from there.

Maria is just a normal girl. She's cute, but we have absolutely nothing in common outside of "work".

Ramla is probably one of the better choices. Since her circumstances are more interesting to her than anything else, we'd
probably at least have something to get along over. Except I'm not really a fan of "playing" with her in kaiju form.

Christina is the motherly type which I just don't go for.

Shiv'ska is actually more appealing than most of them, which for an alien who can't even talk is saying something.
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>>46969074
Would choosing food keep me from getting fat from overeating? Is there any way I could lose weight with it?
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>>46969076
That's a lot of words to get around to saying you want a nerd waifu.

Luckily for you he said he'd include one if he added another page.
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>>46967319
Alien invasion!

Combo Card: Laser Sword (2)
Arm Cannon (6)
Health Pickups (9)
Power Armor (15)
Blessings of Aggro Crag (25)

I'm pretty sure that I've got this one in the bag with 12xDef and 6xOff/Spd.
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>>46969088
That's a pretty quick response for a post with so many words.

It's an oversimplification though. "Nerd" isn't the only trait I'm looking for, it's just the simplest. I was trying to make a point that there were other traits that would work as well as that would.
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>>46967308
>tfw your cyoa is "best" known for being used to shitpost
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>>46968842
I remember when 80% of the fucking CYOAs weren't related to /d/-related shit.
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>>46969069
I put in the submerged option mostly to offer another avenue of gaining energy. You can drink the ocean water, but you also gain some amount of energy from being in the water (aids in resisting the pressures of the deep). The flowing of the water just seemed to make some sense to me. Maybe I should alter it a little.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>46967204
Whole lotta tl;dr going on after this was posted I see, but I'm posting anyway.
Anna with camo, tongue mutation, and healing factor cause I can't help but want to roll for. Death get.
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>>46969115
I'm a very good reader.

I get you, just saying, it's most clear you'd be pleased with a nerd since that's the most obvious criteria for you, and I spoke up because I knew that he was going to include one of those.
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>>46969139
Congratulations. You died.
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>>46969086
Yes, thanks for reminding me. You do not get fat with food, the energy is stored is some kind of non physical reserve you can access at any given time. Simply overclocking your body's physical strength will burn away those calories without having to exercise (though exercise is recommended if only to get your mind and body used to your new strength.)
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>>46969088
I'm in the same boat with him, but it's not just a nerd waifu who'd be interesting. Maybe someone who's into seeing the world and can now that she's a giant and able to just walk across it? Maybe a sweet charitable one who wants to do megaprojects? Northerner kinda fits, but she's more hitting the outdoorsy buttons. Maybe one who's going adorably megalomania and needs you to keep her ego in check?

I dunno, but there's definitely something missing from most of them.
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>>46969180
Anime archetypes?
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>>46969139
>>46969163
H-hooray! That's what anna gets for wanting companionship and shit.
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>>46969206
Yeah I think that option is kinda nah
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>>46969204
Ironically, I hate anime archetypes. I guess some of them are tolerable, but the -deres are the worst.
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>>46969273
You're basically asking for exaggerated anime characters though, bro.
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>>46967204
Rolling every choice.

>3
Hammerstrike
>5, 10, 2
Healing Factor
Exemplary Qualifications
Nuclear Assets
>3
Paralyzed from the waist down
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>>46969353
Right, candidate two.

>9
Yakumama
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>>46967318
>The Bodyguard
>Protecting King Berthold
>Personal Powers
Enduring Lifeforce (1), Superhuman Durability (2), Legendary Weapon (Dragontooth Spear; Strength 1), Legendary Armor (Monster Slayer; Aura of Intimidation), Superhuman Strength (2), Superhuman Agility (2), Superhuman Intellect (2), Wherever Needed (1).
>Intrigue Powers
Uncanny Senses (2), Foreign Informants (2; Sleeper Cell in Sorolona), Spy Network (2).
>Leadership Powers
Historic Education (1; Bleuria), Combat Veteran (1), Environmental Degree (1), Personal Steed (Tuskwolf; 1), Sandra Tenneman (2), Alana Hesberg (2).

I'm basically a warrior-god. I might be one man, but I can take on a small army on my own, all while managing to process all that tasty info my spies sent my way. Nobody's going to be pulling a fast one on us.

I'm wary of those hide-away mages, though, which is why I have a sleeper cell there. If they cause shenanigans, I'll make them regret it.

I can blend in and act like a native of Bleuria, and for all intents and purposes, that's what I'll be. Some no-name adventurer that cares about his country and king. Should be an easy sell.

I'll strengthen Sandra up, and be able to use her as a backup to protect my lord; Alana is a good fit for the country, and will help revolutionize our military might.
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>>46969396
You rolled the domineering cake briagade, and then rolled to have no dick. Kaifu hq must be laughing it up.
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>>46967319
>Dungeon Crawl 23
>Cane of Pucci 21
>Wabbajack 16
>Pacifism 6
>Advanced Avatar 0

>Step 1: Be a hot catgirl or something with immortality
>Step 2: Start tower crawl
>Step 3: Find/make window
>Step 4: Exit through window
>Step 5: Flip tower
>Step 6: Enter bottom floor of tower
>Step 7: Use Wabbajack on dragon
>Step 8: Have tasty fish dinner
>Step 9: Recieve medal from begrudging Nikelodeon executives
>Step 10: Retire

If that fails, then just play a puzzle-based dungeon crawl.
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>>46969456
It's pretty hilarious, yeah.
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>>46968687
Typical Fantasy
Adventure & Cuteness
Love Interest, Fellowship & Village

Time for some adventure!
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>>46969456
>Domineering cake brigade
What?
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>>46969206
Jesus, can you imagine being Anna in that situation? She's just been disowned by her family, who were basically her entire social network, and fell into complete depression. Then she finally gets herself a handler, starts getting to know him, and maybe starts coming out of her shell... and then he dies screaming when her blood boils him alive.

They're going to find her hanging from the ceiling the next day.
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>>46969698
Lying on the ground, you mean.

You know, because the stress of hanging herself triggered her kaiju mode, causing the building to collapse
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>>46967718
No.
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>>46969728
Nah, she's got a healing factor. She'd just be hanging there, rope around her neck, a shell of her former self.
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>>46969728
>Can't even commit suicide right.
Depressing.
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>>46969698
That's Claymore level depressing bullshit
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>>46969787
I was thinking Schwarzesmarken myself.
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>>46969698
And she's going to survive it, because healing factor.

She's going to try to kill herself again and again, and fail, because nothing works.
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>>46969844
Haven't read the options yet, but I like the premise. It actually gives a reason why I am special enough for it all to work, without just being the chosen one randomly.
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>>46969844
Hmm, interesting. I think I like Poppy's personality the best, although Chele's manic pixie dream girl sounds pretty fun too. On the other hand, I like Skala and Patricia for magic.

I think I'll go with my gut and go with Poppy. Taking the Broom as my item, too - I don't see any need to be immune to Poppy's magic, and I sure as hell don't want to be the kind of asshole who'd steal her body.
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>>46967718
depends if it was a good cyoa. I wouldn't hold it against the cyoa.
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>>46969844
K A R L A
A
R
L
A
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>>46970101
Best Dark Souls 3 waifu
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>>46969844
Anna for powers. She seems like she wouldn't accomplish much though.

Taking Magic Broom as an item, I don't need to be immune to Anna's magic.

>Luna
Good doujin. Not a good choice though, with the seduction thing she does.
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>>46970198
>Not a good choice though, with the seduction thing she does.
"I'd offer myself to you exclusively if that's what it takes."
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>>46969844
Ah, the stained glass maker returns!
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>>46967204
[start autism]
>one of 250 million girls can become a Kaiju
>Canada, Ireland, Greenland, Australia, Chile have kaiju
[/autism]
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Poppy a cute!
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>>46969844
So about Nadine. Can her milk multiplication power be used to fill up her breasts with even more of it? She's technically touching it with a part of her body.

Karla is also very tempting. I don't care about the /ss/ part (Though it is midly sexy), but if it means getting a waifu with gigantic boobs and that she'll be super tall compared to me, then I'm down.

So probably Nadine if it includes breast expansion, Karla if it doesn't. Sharon has the best magic though.

Broom because I don't care about the others, especially if they're sitting behind me on it, pressing their bodies against mine.
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>>46970292
I read that, but personality doesn't change even if she agrees to those conditions.
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>>46969844
As much as I really want to be the girl, the body swap setup is just way too much of a dick move. If the witch kept her magic instead of you getting it it would be much more fair I think. As it is you basically take everything they would be getting out of the deal for yourself.

So I'll go with Poppy and the Broom. Taking the nerd magic waifu. The fact that most of the others need to cast their magic on you specifically when you want it in order to gain any real benefit from it makes the better powers less appealing anyway, and hers can be pretty fun.

Skala is tempting though.
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>>46970364
Poppy is cute, but her powers are way too morally dubious for me to trust.
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>>46969844
Would prefer to have an option for redesigning my body rather than swapping it with someone.
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>>46970376
So about Nadine. Can her milk multiplication power be used to fill up her breasts with even more of it? She's technically touching it with a part of her body.
Yes, that's technically milk & technically touching her. Though, doing that wouldn't increase size so much as force a leak.

>>46970415
>>46970451
The body swap is more of a "get magic" option. If/when I add more, there'll prolly be one with some level of transformative power to "be the little girl" or whathaveyou.
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>>46967204
Being able to become one of the Kaifu would be rather awesome or even become a kaifu of our own design, though the latter sounds like it could be a sequel CYOA in itself.
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>>46970421
Recreating Helm's Deep with figurines, or just making the world amazing-est Warhammer skirmish.
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>>46970497
If she got really good at it you could probably dump the rules and start running simulated battles instead.
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>>46967204
Cool CYOA, I like how it wasn't made just to piss people off, only one question though senpai, can I fuck it?
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>>46969844
Anna is very good waifu and best power.
I'd pick the Broom, but mostly through the process of elimination; none of the items look too great.

I probably wouldn't ever be solid if I could help it. I'd try to keep at least half my mass in her body to satisfy the 'physically close' requirement as much as possible and play with her yes, this includes sexually when she's being too lazy, and use the rest to explore the school and learn about magic, watch things happen, and mess with people.
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>>46970326
...You know that's not how probability works, right? God, it's gotta suck to be autistic and not even good at it.
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>>46968842
On the contrary, I'm less interested in CYOAs that focus on fetishes or waifus. They are rather boring, to me.
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>>46970542
Dude, are you crazy?
Of course you can!
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>>46968371
Selene is pretty meh-tier, but hanging it with Helios and Eos sounds pretty rad.
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>>46969844
Okay, so this is worth expanding on then. Would it be better to add more witches or more items first? As it is, the current item selection is just there to set the framework for adding more.
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>>46970689
Items. Karla is G.O.A.T witch already.
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>>46970689
Definitely items. Rethink the body-swap to be something less dickish (even if the point is getting magic, do something with it that makes the witch not hate you forever please). I'm sure you have plenty of ideas for items, but don't make the section TOO big if we are only getting to pick one.
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>>46969844
20X stronger bones appeals for the having hammers for fists and a bulletproof skull, and Nadine is pretty cute. Hard to make enemies when all you do is sell high quality milk and have immortal hammer fists.
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>>46970689
Items, definitely.

There's at least a half-decent selection of witches though Anna and Poppy are the only valid answers, but the items are underwhelming.
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>>46968842
I despise those people who get so obsessed with fictional personality void animus, please get a life.
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>>46970689
More items senpai. Maybe get a real item system going more than just "pick x"
Also witch killing mode
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>>46970763
It's called picking Miranda.
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>>46970756
You don't want to help Skala save her dead sister? You don't want to eat sweets with your sweet sharon while actually getting /fit/ because perfect nutrition?
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>>46970608
Selene is sexually assaulting you tier.
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>>46970837
And it gets my dick all kinds of hard.
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>>46970816
Those two are both pretty wonderful, and Chele is pretty fun too. Honestly, the only one I couldn't see myself going with is Miranda, because I'm not a fucking psychopath.
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>>46970777
>Siding with the worst witch for a crusade
>>46970837
True, but also with the feigning sleep thing, so even if you're into that kind of thing Hastur is better
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>>46967413
For personal powers is it cumulative or can i just take the final rank of a power?
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>>46970816
It's only a matter of time before Skala finds someone with a stronger soul than me, and time travel isn't exactly time-sensitive. Also, I'm not emotionally ready for if she messes up, even if it's not my fault.
And I am actually capable of getting tired of sweetness (literal and metaphorical), hard as it may be to believe.
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>>46969844
This is a really good premise. Even before waifus it's a neat idea. So many amazing waifus makes it hard to pick. Could use more magic items though.
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>>46970480
>>46970689
Alright, goin' with Karla then, since she's probably way more open to fondling and breast play.
Items for sure, though I wouldn't complain about more witches. Maybe an item that can let them learn someone else's magic as well.

Are you Beri? That's the same text from that fetish CYOA I think.
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>>46970887
>Not allying with the one witch you know you'll be able to betray when the time comes
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>>46970941
Once bonded, they CANNOT change souls. You could argue maybe she could pull some time travel shit to pick someone else originally, but since she can only do that once and she already has plans, its not going to happen.
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>>46970884
I don't think you'd have to be a psychopath to pick her. Maybe you'd want to be a sort of emotional support to act against her own psychotic tendencies. Maybe even cure the poor, traumatized child. But I can understand not wanting to pick her. The magic is pretty much useless unless you're actually fine with killing people.
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>>46970963
I like that font a lot.
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>>46970965
>Using little girls as nothing more than tools
I like the cut of your jib
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>>46970963
If you wonder whether a CYOA's Beri's, look in the top right corner.

>>46970977
I meant that picking someone else and letting her wait for someone with a more powerful soul would have a higher chance of success.
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>>46970689
Both for sure, but I think more items first would be best.
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>>46970689
Could there be something like become your witch's magicless twin as an item? I want to take the bodyswap but not be a total dick to her.
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>>46970490
Ya, that's definitely too much for this CYOA. If I do end up adding the become the little girl option, you will just be able to choose 2 or 3 mutations for yourself.
>>46970542
Duh
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>>46971021
Makes sense, but you have an exceptional soul, so it might take a very long time.
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>>46971009
I know, right?
It's always annoying when someone screams at me just for trying to fix my roof; I paid good money for this hammer-loli!
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>>46970887
Hastur isn't in love with you. She is in love with the thought of being in love with you.
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>>46969844
Who's Skala's Big Sis?
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>>46970979
Yeah, that's the real problem. I'm not a child therapist, I'm not a social worker - I'm just a slightly moralfaggy 4channer. The best thing I can do for her - and the world - is not give her the power to make people go squish.
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>>46971117
Dead.
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>>46970991
Did you like my Kaifu CYOA? I mean, a main reason I made it was because of you.

Also, it says a witch can only bind to 1 soul, but it doesn't say only 1 witch can. There should be some sort of contract item that lets 2 witches bond to you, and they have to share you for their magic. It would make more sense if there were more witches to choose from.
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>>46971109
No different than Minerva and a couple of the other Goddesses. They don't love you, they love the idea of a pet project.
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>>46971071
It doesn't seem to imply that you're much higher than the top 1-5% (which means there's several million people better than you), but she isn't exactly going to run out of time either way.
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>>46971176
Yeah, I like it. You did a great job!

>>46971054
>>46971176
stop spoiling the new options...
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>>46971247
Don't be silly. We all know you're just copying whatever we say to use as inspiration.
Some sort of cute pet, like a baby hippogriff or slime
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>>46971188
Minerva, Hastur and Athena a shit though so who cares about them. You got more goddesses that love u than the project.
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>>46971437
Also Nike, Inari Tiamat Cthulhu kids Ba'laat. Artemis, and all the love goddesses don't really love you either.
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Anybody has Stormheart? I think I lost my pdf.
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>>46970689
Definitely more items, and hopefully a witch who likes to fight/something something dracophilia. Also, the body swapping option is kind of evil, I'm not saying it's a bad idea, but however much I like the "turn into girl get magic powers" option it's not worth taking to me. (Also I hate how I look, and staring at my own face everyday would kind of suck.)
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>>46967164
Sauce for Katie Marchand and Ming-Na Wu?
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>>46971247
>I get the approval I so desperately wanted.
Aw yiss.
Did you post your build already? What was it?

Speaking of, I don't think I ever posted my own build.

It's a tough choice between Jayna, Tammy, and Shiv'ska. I know I can just change Jayna and Shiv'ska's bodies with nuclear assets, but I can't argue that Tammy has a rockin' bod, and she sounds fun. I'd probably end up going with Jayna and Shiv'ska because I love animals, won't even have to move countries to live with them, and xeno girls are cute.
Nuclear assets, Exemplary qualifications, and Tongue Mutation for both of them.

Speaking of doing your own CYOAs, what choices would you make for any you've made?
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>>46971197
You have powerful insecurity.
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>>46971506
Nike I get, but what's wrong with the rest of them? Inari's got some skills to teach, but there's nothing indicating she'd only love you if you learned them, and nothing about the other girls suggest their feelings aren't genuine.
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>>46970689
I'd like a witch who can do age-locked Shapeshifting, and maybe one with a Druid thing going on. An alchemist might be fun as well, although that might be too broad. Maybe an enchanter who makes things better at their given purpose? E.g., sharper swords and comfier couches?
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>>46971802
I read that as comfier crotches.
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>>46971577
Can't remember what I named it.
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>>46971823
That's a very different sort of magic, anon, and I don't think you'd have anyone NOT pick her if she existed.
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>>46971790
Nursery, easy.
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>>46970415
Are you me?
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>>46971823
That too
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>>46971352
>pet slime
I thought I at least had the status of friend slime.

>>46971682
I do make builds for all of my CYOAs. A good rule of thumb is that if I can't make a build I myself am happy with, then it needs rebalanced. I never post them, though. That being said, I only post builds when it can be Anonymous. I can't have people knowing what I pick...
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>>46971741
Inari just wants kids Tiamat is too indifferent to care about anything, Cthulhu kids see you as a toy, Ba'laat doesn't love herself and thus can not truly love another, Artemis has too many issues around intemacy to love you and all the love goddesses are more interested in the idea of love than actual love But it's mostly me just REEEEEing because Hastur is a sweet loving waifu
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>>46971790
>two and three are the same damn thing, just different flavor
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>>46970198
>>46970405
Agreed, for me exclusivity in a relationship shouldn't be a reward, it should be the standard. If she wants to live that way that's fine by me, but I don't want a relationship where one of us is unhappy because of either a lack or a lack of lack of exclusivity.
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>>46971733
How so? The headmistress is letting you freely choose between a number of apprentices with comparatively low-key powers (or even letting you walk away) instead of offering you TEN TRILLION DOLLARS to pretty pretty please grace our best witch with your enormous, meaty, throbbing soul and fix every problem ever.

>>46971890
Hey, hey. All you'd be giving us is a cute little JRPG blob to cuddle with, not actually you. Whoever we dress it up as and train it to sound like is none of your business.
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>>46971895
But Hastus is a guy.
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>>46972023
Excuse me bu I respect Hastur's gender orientation and refer to her as they/them
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>>46971895
None of those are accurate. Except the Cthulhus, who do see you as a toy - but that doesn't mean they don't love you. They just love you in a weird, possessive, dehumanizing way.
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>>46972021
You think you're not good enough for a girl who really wants to meet you and receive your help, just because maybe, possibly, someone better might show up someday. That comes from insecurity in your own value as a person (and magic battery.)
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>>46970480
Yeah, it's a "get magic" option, but is a total dick move if they still can't cast magic while stuffed into your body, because you get magic by stealing theirs.

If you WANT to pull that dick move, it might be fun to swap with Karla or Patricia to turn the tables on them and give them a taste of their own goddamn medicine. And Chele might not actually mind if she's that insistent on being "Quirky" Everyone else though, I'd either feel bad for doing that to them, or I can see it backfiring horribly. (Pissing off Miranda sounds like a bad, bad idea even if you steal or are immune to her powers)

>>46969844
I had to reread Skala's thing a couple times, but I take it her plan is to travel back in time to save her big sister's life from something

Patricia has the type of magic I'm most interested in, but we'd clash personalities because I'd find her prankster hobbies childish at best.

I'd probably pick Poppy, though if we're aiming for compatibility that's gonna be what most of /tg/ would probably pick. People on the game board picking the gamer? What a shock! And the broom because I don't want the swap and the ring would be useless.
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>>46968491
For my CYOA I just called the option "Obligatory"
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>>46972139
>their own goddamn medicine
>goddamn
Do they upset you in some way?
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>>46972093
No, it's me actually using a waifu CYOA to pick a waifu.
I got guilt tripped enough with the Heart of Darkness.
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>>46972210
What is Heart of Darkness? You don't mean the book, I imagine.
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>>46972078
Shub-Niggurath loves you in a kuudere way.

>Love you in a weird possessive, dehumanizing way.
Sounds sexy.
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>>46969844
Can Nadine's soy milk make me 20x as feminine with magic phytoestrogens? Is that the "be a little girl" option here?
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>>46972275
I never said it wasn't.
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>>46972265
Anon meant this CYOA.
The option name is a reference to the book though, yes.

>>46972283
You're overthinking soy.
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>>46972265
It's an option in that one 8 artifacts CYOA that got made a while ago, but I don't have it.
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>>46969118

How do you remember a time that never existed?
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>>46972283

>Can Nadine's soy milk make me 20x as feminine with magic phytoestrogens?

No need, drinking soy milk already makes you a pussy.
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>>46972363
>>46972265
Yeah, I meant >>46972329.
It got an update with 4 more that I forgot about.
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>>46967893
I like what you did. I can pretend that they're real people with an essential human nature instead of being creeped out by the reflected Ausperger's of robots that need to project their lack of control over their own lives into weird obsessiveness about particular qualities of women.
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>>46972329

Spirit Prism is my favorite.
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>>46972283
If it were up to me, I'd say no.
You'd need her breast milk to do that.
And it loses 99% of its effect once it touches air.
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>>46972329
And I can't trade them in to save the girl?

Fine. Give me that edgy looking crystal so I can take out faggot doctor if he becomes an even bigger faggot than he already is.
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>>46972679
Second.
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>>46968630
Somebody else here: it's not the only thing I want. I also want immortality and magical powers. I want to be a chick with a dick that has sex with chicks (optimally, monster girl chicks). Forever. With fireballs. It's perfect.
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>>46967204
>>46967230
>>46967246
Tammy & Christina

Mech
Exemplary Qualifications
Monstrous Fertility

Let's see how those Alien fuckers match up against an ENTIRE TERRAN ARMY of Kaifus that I breed up.
All I'm missing is an Enhanced Communication Device, which I'll find somehow.

Best option for Earth's safety of course
Although Tammy + Nuclear Chest Assets was quite tempting...
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>>46967230
I can never make a build for this because I feel compelled to pick Shiv'ska and I am ashamed.
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>>46969844
I'll pick Miranda and the Ring.

She just needs someone to help guide her and make her happy.
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>>46972329
Did it get updated? I'm seeing a lot of new stuff here.
Anyway
>Pick Dragonorb
>Make doctor forget about girl
>Use Spirit Prism
>Have clone Use heart of darkness to take girls illness
>Take all my items
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>>46972957
Heart of Darkness on a clone doesn't work. If it did, she'd have done it by now.
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>>46972897
Nothing wrong with wanting to stick it in her terminalia.
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>>46967204
>>46967230
>>46967246

Despite the festive bait and my full-on /d/ tendencies. I think I'd actually go with one of the less fetish-driven builds:

Shiv'ska, Enhanced Com device, Mech, Healing Factor

I would pick the alien, because that basically gives you a job promotion to "Ambassador of earth" and I figured the kaiju fighting stuff would actually take something of a backseat to trying to learn as much about her people as possible while showing her around earth. I presume unlike the others, she'd move to MY location and we'd have free reign to travel wherever we like, occasionally getting called into missions or assisting other Kaiju while we're near their regions.

The gifts are chosen for pure utility. Having the advanced com mech sounds awesome, and it works well since the mech will actually be the same size as Shiv'ska's kaiju form for team-ups and such. I would not take the risks involved with using healing factor on myself. Unless I can leave the option on the table as a last resort if I'm dying anyway for whatever reason. (In which case, I rolled just to see what would happen, and I got a 9 so... cool, if that's how that plays out. If I ever get a terminal illness I'd take the experiment and become a crappy deadpool)

I think the more fetishy options would interact strangely with the alien anyways since she has different physiology to begin with. Same with champion of earth given she's not an earthling. But if someone else becomes the champion and fucks it up bad enough, maybe Shiv'ska would be nice enough to pull a Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy and take me with her when the planet gets steamrolled to make room for space highway.
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>>46972992
There is though. Human/Bug love is forbidden love.
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>>46972957
>you'll all fuse back together.
Noble sacrifice, anon.
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>>46973008
No, the GM just doesn't want you and your girlfriend roleplaying it out in front of him anymore.
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>>46972987
It also needs the girl to let you use it as it says in the perk. And she'd never let you take her suffering, sadly.
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>>46968082
>Was considering it, but not quite sure how to implement it.
There's a game... Galerians Ash, that was it. The main bad guy was so strong because he literally absorbed ionizing radiation and fueled his psychic powers with it. He found nuclear fuel rods, powdered them and ate them.
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>>46973037
Anon pls, I'm trying to be put off by how cute I think she is.
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>>46972987
>If it did, she'd have done it by now.
She borderline retarded. Also even if that doesn't work get a dying person to use it on her.
>I can make you forget all your troubles before you die if you take this girl's cancer
>>46973014
By that logic she's have a dick because she once had a male clone. You can even test it just to be save by pricking one of your clones fingers or something simple.
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>>46968842
Sure! You know, it's something to do to kill the time between the ones about my fetishes for dick hungry waifus.

>>46968864
Legitimately true.
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>>46968069
can't we leave feminists out of it? Are dickgirls a third sex, or women just have dicks?
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>>46968069
So dickgirls used to be men?
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>>46973291
They still are.
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>>46968864
I don't get the tools of the trade one Valyrian steel sounds way worse than dragonglass, seeing as how dragonglass says you're weapon will never break plus free daggers.
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>>46972843
>Not choosing nuclear assets with Tammy
Go big or go home. Maxiumum titty monster mode, activate!
>>46972998
What do you mean by festive bait?
Ya, Shiv'ska will move wherever you are. And she counts as an Earth champion because she's currently living here. And ya, advanced mech meshes very well with her because of the size.
>>46972897
We're all perverts here. Embrace it.
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>>46972329
Beg her to let me use Heart of Darkness on her.
If she really won't, then I'll take the Moth Charm.
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>>46972329
I'd take the monster crystal, and spend the rest of my life perfecting the art of summoning monster girls.
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>>46969844
Beri can you link to or post the images for Nadine, Karla and Luna? I've cropped them and tried an iqdb search but they come up empty.
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>>46973497
Luna is from Numachi no Majo no Yakata it's a doujin.
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>>46972897
Given the options, Shiv'ska is one of the best choices anyway or is it Wraith you really want?
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>>46973536
The bug. I never got why people wanted to fuck the Wraith.
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>>46973497
I redid the background for this one. It was originally white.
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>>46973383
You're right
Tammy + Nuclear Assets might just be the best build
Plus Monster Fertility for my fetishes and Mech cause you need giant robot arms to hold all that titty

You gave me my Titty Monster Protector of Earth, and so I will run with it AS BIG AS POSSIBLE
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>>46972016
Basically. Her personality just doesn't jive well with anybody who actually wants to care about her.
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>>46973572
The other one required some cropping, so I can't post it, sorry.
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>>46972329

I don't choose any of the gifts listed.

Instead, I ask her to be my girlfriend/fiancee/wife depending on how close we've become, and spend whatever time she has left to make as many happy memories together as we can.

Maybe take a final drive to an ocean cliff or something before she's too weak.

...these aren't tears, it's raining indoors. Or maybe I'm drooling from my eyes.

Dammit.
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>>46972016
I THINK she's trying to leave it open. She wants your soul (obviously), and she's trying to leave your options open, whether you want to peep on girls or be exclusive with her. After all, she doesn't know you and you don't really know her yet, so just assuming both of you want to jump straight into a serious relationship like that is too much.
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>>46968684
Having sex with a girl isn't gay, anon.

>>46968842
yes. I'm also interested in cyoas about my fetishes and dick hungry waifus.

>>46969844
nadine, broom

>>46967204
China, Japan
hormone imbalance, erectile malfunction, exemplary qualifications.

4 horny futas hatefucking me.
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>>46972897
No need to be ashamed Anon! We're all a different breed of pervert/weirdo/autist here, embrace whatever makes you you and join us on the decent into madness!
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>>46973674
She tells you outright that she seduces people to get what she wants, though, then only mentions exclusivity in the last line of the message like an "If I HAVE to" thing with that 'if it takes' bit.
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Hey. So playing around with my cyoa right now and I need ideas for abilities. Abilities are meant to be different from Skills. Skills would be things like making things, hunting, sneaking, that sort of thing. So abilities should be separate from those.
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>>46968625
no spooky skeleton
>0/10
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>>46972897
I just want to know what she has down there. Sea anemone-like vagina analogue? I'm game to boldly come where no man has come before. Big throbbing ovipositor, on the other hand? Not my thing.
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>>46973742
That's "If I have to go into an exclusive relationship with some dude I've never even met just so I can cast magic, I'll do it." Magic will definitely outweigh a promise not to seduce anymore. Plus, it doesn't mean that it will always be something she'd do begrudgingly. Once you meet, if you get along, there's no reason she can't come to like you enough to go out with you anyway.
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>>46973572
Ah maybe why it didn't show up in a search. Thanks. Oddly searching for gigantic breasts and witch or cat ears didn't find her on danbooru/gelbooru.
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>>46968005
Mox
Chalice as a second
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>>46973615
can you link to the image instead?
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>>46973797
That doesn't really seem to suit her personality though, she's operated differently her whole life without minding it, changing that up seems to be against character.
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>>46973754
Unique quirks and superpowers? Like being psychic.
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>>46973855
Caution: lewd
http://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=3150881

In other news, I'm almost done with an update.
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>>46967230
>>46967246
Ramla and Maria

Exemplary Qualifications
Hormone Imbalance
Monstrous Fertility

Call 911
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>>46973935
Coolio.
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>>46973754
Could go for obvious stuff like speed, telekinesis, limited shapeshifting, mindreading, and the like, or you could just click on random pages at that one superpower wiki until you've enough unique/creative ideas to balance out what you're trying to achieve and make your cyoa itself stand out. Maybe add in some greater powers that cost more than one slot if you're into that, or even allow foregoing abilities for extra skills. I've never made a cyoa so what do I know though
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>>46973935
She looks a million times better in the crop. When you can't see her giant super saggy tits it looks like she has small ones under her robe where they are supposed to be.
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>>46973992
Superpower wiki
random page
Immortality

God damnit. Not this time superpower wiki. Not this time.
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>>46969844
I finished the update. It is now 2 pages. I'll still probably add more, but this should be good for tonight.
(1/2) I removed the items from this page.
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>>46974034
(2/2) Here's those items.
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>>46974067
I didn't notice until now when I posted it, but in that font, "Gift" looks like "CIA"
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>>46974026
Christ knows there's a million different flavors of omnipotence and immortality on there, but I got "kinetic evergy manipulation" which could be interesting if not accelerator broken, I guess. I dunno, I've always thought it's what I'd use for ideas if I made one. That or alcohol.
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>>46968864
Stormlands (ruling house)*
the quill
The hammer*
Targaryen blood
Grace and Beauty*

>All these waifus are a shit
Ashara for bodyguard plus Reach connections.
John*

Drawback:
Wanted

My nerd army is gonna either take the throne or die fucking shit up.
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>>46974034
>>46974067
I'd go with Karla and the bonding band.
I just want eternal /ss/ paizuri.
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>>46974034
What's new on page 1
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>>46974141
You know, & here I thought that would've been obvious. Try scrolling down all the way.
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>>46969844
Sharon because I'm a massive glutton, but Anna is cute too.

Also a broom.
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>>46974180
I'm just wondering if you fiddled with any of the other girls, like fixing typos and what not.

I'm not used to you snipping at me, jeez.
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>>46973583
Atta boy. Do us proud son.
>>46973776
I'll leave it to your imagination, but you are definitely compatible.
>>46974034
>>46974067
Nadine, Karla, dispersion salt, easy. Sure I'll get tired, but Karla certainly won't mind me falling asleep face first into her boobs, plus, Nadine might be able to make Karla's breasts fill up with milk and make her leak which probably helps with her /ss/ fantasy.
Team titty witches is a go!
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>>46974249
I didn't mean to sound snippy... I'm sorry. I did fix one typo, in Poppy, I think. No mechanical changes.
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>>46974290
No worries, Beri. Thanks for the CYOA
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>>46974111
Kinetic energy manipulation felt too op but I liked the ideal of kinetic energy displacement. Added a power where you could "absorb" kinetic energy from close range but could only dissipate it passively into the air. This makes it much less for offense and also limits how much you can absorb (before you explode i guess)
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>>46974034
>>46974067
Poppy's still the best choice, and I'm still going to go with the broom. Pinwheel might be fun, but I don't think she'd like it.

I'd probably go for Chele and the pinwheel if her power was a little more interesting or if I couldn't see from her photo that she shaves her cooch
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>>46967318
>>46967443
>>46967413

Is homosexuality a crime to the holy Church?
Because causing one of Holy Land leaders to go gay for you would work pretty well for destabilization, or is it okay and all the leaders are depraved bisexuals?
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>>46974034
Big fat cat tats and Sharon.
I'm opening up a magical bakery, and they will pay a premium for both my cancer-curing milkshakes and my weight loss ice cream cakes. Meanwhile I'll be comatose in the back room all day or something, but such is the price.
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>>46974105
>>46974067
>>46974034
The CIA edit must be made.

>Anna
Still best power, second best waifu.
>Malevolant Staff
In case something needs to get lightly thwacked.
Kinda tempted to take
>Dispersion Chalk
for best waifu Poppy, but that has all sorts of potential problems.

Yadda yadda fluid is best, yadda yadda inside my waifu, yadda yadda sex stuff.

It seems to me like you've gone just a wee bit overboard on the relationship-building items rather than the just plain fun stuff. I'd totally have gonna for a miniature helper golem or magic-seeing lenses or something instead.

Also, how much control (and sensory awareness) do you have in water form?
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>>46973935
Thanks
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>46974034
>>46974067
Sharon+Blending Pinwheel.

/ss/ witch sounds nice, but flying around, eating guiltless sweets, and spreading happiness as part of a cute immortal twin girl duo sounds like a blast. We'd probably end up as holiday icons like Santa or the Easter Bunny.

The only way it could get any better would be if she was game for doing bed stuff with her new twin sister.
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>>46974485
I thought about including more "for you" items, but I wanted the focus to be more on things that might help you with the witch. I do have a few more ideas that I might throw in, though. If turned into water, you'll have your exact same human shape, with no shapeshifting abilities (save the ability to be bent or distorted by pressure). Your senses are also exactly the same. That is, you see through where your eyes are and hear from where your ears are, etc.
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>>46967319
Challenge - Repay Debt
Equipment - Physics Gun
Defensive Bonus - Pacifism
Form - Loli
Easy money at Nickelodeon
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>>46967718
yep
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>>46967319
Dungeon Crawl (23)
Portal Gun (20)
Physics Gun (16)
Arm Cannon (12)
Health Pickups (9)
Power Armor (3)
Avatar (0)

Basically, I'm now the lovechild of Samus Aran and Gordon Freeman. I have no doubts that it's going to be a touch challenge, but I think I can handle it.
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>>46969511
Oh, so it's the Stone Tower Temple, now.
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>>46973754
Gravity and/or magnetism.
Velocity control.
Inner world/hammerspace/infinite armory/ etc.
Element absorption i.e. touch metal - become metal, etc.
Mimic. Have a few "slots" for copying different forms of weaponry and transforming your body into them.
Energy saving. Not moving builds up energy infinitely. Energy can be used for various things.

Hope these are alright for you.
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>>46969511
Had a similar idea, but using the portal gun (because that's a lot more useful after).
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>>46974597
>no shapeshifting abilities
That makes the Blending Pinweel a lot more attractive...
What happens if something tries to get inside you, or split you in two?
What if someone tries to drink you?
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>>46973681
>China, Japan
>hormone imbalance, erectile malfunction, exemplary qualifications.
>4 horny futas hatefucking me.

Oh my

You know, with just the choices available, there is quite a large potential for fetish fuels
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>>46974034
>>46974067
>Nadine
>Blending Wheel

I fucking love cereal.
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>>46974830
I'll likely add a witch with mild shapeshifting powers of some sort eventually.
All of those things are harmless.... except maybe the last one. Though, having someone stick their hand in you might be uncomfortable. Since all your senses are that of a human, you're not really going to get any good results from things located inside you.
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>>46974893

Oh, I've had some good results from things located inside me...
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>>46974919
I meant located like in your liver or someplace!!!
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>>46967318
>>46967413

Kenric Glimmerkin, Brakvan Bodyguard to King Aurest

Personal Power: (13)

-Enduring Lifeforce 3
-Legendary Armor: Utgardian Rimescale; Aura of Intimidation, Durability +1
-Master of the Wilds
-Superhuman Agility 3
-Superhuman Durability 2(3)
-Superhuman Strength 1
-Wherever Needed 2

Intrigue: (5)

-Arts of Illusion 1
-Uncanny Senses 1
-Unnatural Stealth 2
-Visions of the Present 1

Leadership: (8)
-Engineering Degree
-Environmental Degree
-Inspiring Presence
-Secret Hideout
-Tides of War: Delvaria vs The Holy Realm

Essential ranger build. Adapted to environments, quick, stealthy, ranged guerilla fighter. Give him fast movement, helluva imposing presence, and he'll deploy several crack squads of shock troops, either employing misdirection or inflating their numbers with illusion. Engineering for rushed militray encampments or for complex traps with a homeground advantage. Halfway decent heads-up with Senses and Visions.
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>>46974893
Will there be an item that lets a witch cast stronger spells (in her magic type, of course) in exchange for tiring you out with the bigger ones?
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>>46974932
So did I...
Pacemakers are a pain, but being alive is a good.
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>>46975035
Wait, you can feel those?
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>>46975005
It's called sex, anon.
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>>46975005
That seems like a reasonable addition. I was considering something of the sort.
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>>46975051
It's more that you can tell that it's there. It doesn't do as good a job as the old one, and strong enough magnets can kill you.
Fucking walmart's security scanner things make me nervous, but I haven't had a problem with them. My mother's spinal stimulators apparently get buzzes by everything even remotely electrical around her.
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>>46975005
Wouldn't that item be too good NOT to take?
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>>46974932
I like vodka in my liver.
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>>46975217
That's where vodka goes to be removed from your blood aka your liver is filtering it out and removing the fun time. So no you don't.
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>>46975121
>>46975054
Maybe 'bigger' wasn't the best word, I guess.
More lax. Related. Stuff like Karla getting partial age alteration (for oppai loli or hentai shota), Miranda blowing up objects, or Poppy making some type of related accessory like scrolling maps, linked character sheets, or dice that dictate how the dolls act.

>>46975184
Really, it wouldn't get you much more than hugging your waifu more would, even if it gave versatility instead of power.

And it would still fatigue you whenever she cast anything nonstandard.
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>>46974034
>>46974067

Karla+Pinwheel...
I should not want that combo. ... but I kind of do. It also kind of smooths out some of the weirdness you'd get from being with her given that you can act like siblings or mother/daughter in public.
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>>46974034

>Karla
>Blending Pinwheel

I'm gonna wait a while to use the pinwheel first. You know, uh, to get used to our working relationship and being a kid again. It's an option to have sitting on the table anyway. Wonder how she looked as a kid.
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>>46975330
Nah, you can hug your waifu and give her this item, and instantly be better off than everyone else.
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>>46970689
For witches I'd love to see
>snobby tsundere noble
>Druid
>BBEG
>Bard
For items
>pocket dimsion
>Skill mastery
>a familiar
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>>46975337
And you can't act like mother/son in public because?
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>>46971117
Bernie Mac
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>>46975381
Or that guy can hug his waifu while wearing the Bonding Band, and get almost as much of a power boost without the potential for overcasting.
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>>46975432
Because he is trying to make an excuse to hide the fact that he wants to be the little girl.
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>>46975444
The bonding brand doesn't increase your maximum, anon. Only speeds up gains.
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>>46968397
>Thinking humans are sane in a world where Outer Gods objectively exist.
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>>46975458
And your maximum power is based on your relationship.
If you're really damn lovey-dovey with your waifu, you'll be stronger than someone who has extra power but isn't as lovey-dovey.
And the Bonding Bracelet, over time, makes you a lot more lovey-dovey.
>>
here's 150 animu scenery images if anyone is interested in them for cyoa use

http://imgur.com/gallery/CRSl4
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>>46968018
I don't get this cyoa.
So if I pick Skilled worker, does that mean I have a skilled worker under my employment, or does that mean I become the worker?
If I pick Officer, does that mean I become the officer or does it mean an officer follows me?
Does it stack points when I go from 1 to 3 on the chart?
Like, if I wanted to pick tanker, would I have to purchase Guardsman and Sergeant beforehand?
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>>46975558
You're not using them?
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>>46975540
You can get that level of lovey-dovey on your own, anon.
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>>46975652
But will you want to?
You might get enamored by her powers and let your love for her wane.
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>>46974034
>>46974067
Nadine
Spell Jar

I think it'd be funny to make like milk bombs. Hilarious.
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>>46975432
'cuz there'd be zero resemblance. Zero.

But it seems like it meshes well wither her anyways, if she likes girls emulating her, that kind of pushes it to the extremes. Plus a gender switch would necessitate being taught things which would make the whole "acting the part" bit waaaaaaaaaaaay easier.

And it might not be ss, but double-teaming someone as a mother/daughter threesome is yet another time-honored deviant fetish
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>>46973079
>Psychic powers granted through radiation

That's so crazy it just might work.
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>>46975642
no. i didn't even make the album.
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>>46975558
God bless
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>>46975709
1. You're adopted
2. You took after your fathers appearance

ezpz.
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>>46972329
Verdant Amulet
Before leaving, I will ask the doctor for his name. upon leaving, I will find out as much information about him as I can; where does he live? Who is his family? etc. Once I have gathered enough information, I will move in next to him and spend my days watching him, waiting for the opportune moment. No house available? I will make one available. After all, who doesn't want to be young again.
Eventually, my opportunity will arrive, and I will act. He might sell the artifacts for profit, requiring me to "acquire" them myself. He might have a loved one nearing death, at which point I will step in to extend their life, for a small fee of one artifact of my choosing. Maybe I will just sneak off during a social gathering and steal the artifacts for myself.
However, my favorite plan is also the most moral; simply wait. I have all eternity, while he has a century at best. He will age while I will remain eternally youthful. I will still try and pass off as a friend, though it is only to get some artifacts in his inheritance.

Of course if none of that is possible, I will instead just revel in my energy and immortality.
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>>46969844
Skala and Broom

Eh.
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>>46974067
>dispersion chalk

you madman
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>>46976233
I don't get it. What's madman about it?
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>>46973218
>it's something to do to kill the time between the ones about my fetishes for dick hungry waifus.
I can't tell if this is sarcasm or the general opinion of the threads.
I'll go with the latter.
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>>46974034
Is that fucking Jokerman?
Anyway, I look forward to the day where you quit doing nothing but fetish shit
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>>46972774
>I want to be a chick with a dick
but you already are?
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