If/when you have a daughter and she starts exhibiting the telltale

>>46931110
As long as it's not Twilight/50 Shades roleplay, I'd be fine with it. I don't see how you expected to get discussion out of this, OP. We're a board full of roleplayers. Of course we'd accept our (possible) kids getting into the hobby.

I have a daughter and she is. It's slightly less worrying than if she wanted makeup and short skirts.

>>46931240
At least she wont get pregnantyou will never be a grandfather

>>46931110
>the telltale signs of a ca/tg/irl

What are those?

>>46931282
Fa/tg/irls.

>>46931270
That's fair, I shouldn't have been a father.

>>46931110
I have a daughter. Shes two now, so she's more interested in sprinting after the cats and chucking things around the house, but I will 100% play games with her when she gets older.

Ask my wife why she never told me she was a werecat.

>>46931300
I meant to what what the telltale signs of a ca/tg/irl are.

>>46931495
Women never tell you these things. They just expect you to know, then get angry when you don't guess right.

>>46931110
it really doesn't matter what she gets into, one day shes gonna eventually get plowed by someone. It's your duty as a father to make sure that guy can at least catch a football.

>>46931718
Or make sure the girl can catch a football.

>>46931718
Friendly reminder that nearly every woman you know has sucked a cock at least once.

Even your grandmother.

>>46931270

>Implying she won't have nerds trying to hump her constantly

anyone remember the story of bard dad? or whatever he was called and he told us of his adventures with his daughter and bringing her up to love fantasy?

>>46931916
thats what women do.

>friendly reminder your dad married your mom because she was good in bed
>your aunts got married because they were good in bed
>your sister blew some dude in highschool
>every woman in your family tree is there because she gave head

>>46931361
Huh funny, my daughter just turned two two weeks ago. She gets totally mesmerised when we go near train tracks and jump up and down when a train comes by. Probably because we put Thomas the Tank Engine on TV all the time for her.

>>46931916
>>46932008
You say that like it's a bad thing.

>>46932092
its not a bad thing at all. life ain't fun if the homies can't get none

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>>46931916

And?

>>46931110
Fuck yeah Father-Daughter wargaming!

>>46931110
I have "pink dice" on my list to buy for her for Christmas. She loves looking through the Monster Manual (5e), especially the dragons.
She's 6.

>>46931203
>not sending your Hunter group up against a Twilight vampire for shits and giggles

Seriously, Twilight vampires put most supervillains to shame.

>>46932544
Like seriously? Are they that evil?

>>46932992
Literally throwing babies into bonfires, and are ridiculously tough to kill and fast, on top of going mad with bloodlust and murder as they age. They're actually kind of terrifying as foes if they were played straight as a horrific monster, but Stephanie Meyers obviously didn't do that.

>>46933070
>literally sparkling in sunlight and doing other gay shit + all the badass stuff that every other non faggot vampire does

>>46933150
The thing is that they don't die like normal vampires do. Sunlight doesn't kill them, and weapons don't break through their skin even in the heart region. So they're all the strengths of normal vampires, but none of the usual weaknesses.

So what are the telltale signs of a ca/tg/irl?

>>46933421
I liked the angel they did with new Vampires. Since they had all the blood of a normal human still fresh in them they were like ten times stronger, but didn't know how to use their strength effectively

Dude I was into fucking DBZ role plays when I was a kid. Don't go into an autistic nerd spasm when your six year old acts like a six year old.

i would seriously discourage my kids getting into most tg stuff. for all the fun ive had playing mtg or dnd gurps or shadow run ive also spent a lot of money time and effort that could have been used to do more productive things. plus theres this feeling of emptiness in hobbies like this its hard to describe but sometimes you get burnt out of the whole scene.

>>46935253
>>46931282
It all starts with unicorns

>>46931110
Both.

>Daughter has been living out of the country with her mother most of her life
>They come to live with me
>Reunited finally
>Toys lost on the flight
>Give her my old minis
>Find her trying to read 40K instructions
>She immediately chose cultists and started organising them by gun size into firing lines
>Chose SM as the enemy
>Plays pretend they're on a mission to rescue their friend from the evil Spade Means
>Uses diplomacy to convert the loyalists and help free their friend

I've never been so fucking proud.

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>>46932049
I'm sorry, sir.

>>46931495
>>46931706
Lelled.

>>46931270
hah jokes on you. At least around her nerdy girls have an absurdly high rate of unwanted pregnancies, its honestly absurd.

>>46937655
>AUSTISM
Ah yes, the syndrome of being an east german.

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>>46932008
>friendly reminder that every guy in your life probably rubbed his dick on a pillow, tried to suck his own dick, fucked a fruit or stuck something up his ass.
We are all human, we all do these things.

Aren't cats into BDSM? barbed penis They are also total sluts, fucking any random male they find. They have to fuck multiple times/ones to ovulate.

>>46937683
Really? Perhaps they tend to be unprepared for romance and don't have rubber when it gets real?

>>46937728
That's likely it.

I don't even go after women but I still make sure I carry at least a couple. Got no money to put in my wallet anyway.

>>46931336
Everything ok anon?

>>46937703
Wouldn't that be Ostism? Or does that refer to Austrians?

>>46937728
Given how many of them also get run out on I think the guys involved weren't too interested in romance in the first place.

>>46937744
My german isn't up to date, but I remember that Ausrtia in german means "eastern kingdom" so I kinda saw a connection, I guess...?

>>46937710
I might have done the other three but I certainly haven't fucked a fruit nor intend to.

The fuck would you fuck a fruit? They sell fleshlights that feel better than real pussy, get with the time.

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>>46937710
>mfw never done any of this
Am I the weird one out of the bunch?

>>46937710
>tried
Right...

>>46937794
>rubbed his dick on a pillow
Meh, it's the same as rubbing your dick on any other fabric, nothing special about this

>tried to suck his own dick
I tried this but couldn't reach. I did cum on my own face though. You know how when you're horny you have all this ideas, but after you cum you realize how dumb they are? Yeah like that.

>fucked a fruit
I fucked a banana peel, nothing special. Same as putting plenty of lube on your hand and wanking it. Certainly not like fucking a tenga or anything like that.

>or stuck something up his ass
This is fucking amazing, but clean up is a huge errr, pain in the ass. When you do cum though you feel your anus squeezing down on the offending object and it just sends this unique pleasurable sensation all up and down your spine. Afterwards you get this slightly sore and violated feeling in your ass.

Basically only the last thing is worth it, and only if you got a lot of time to burn before and after with prep and clean up.

>>46937838
You gotta microwave the peel to body temp or a little higher, ya dunce.

>>46937857
Just get a proper toy and use lube. They have all those nice textures on the inside unlike banana peel. My one even have a simulated cervix towards the end so you can do that "I'm cumming in your womb!" thing you see in mongolian comics.

>>46937882
Well yeah. That shits DESIGNED for pleasure. Peels are for when you're away from home or don't have the money for a toy.

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>>46931110
>If/when you have a daughter and she starts exhibiting the telltale signs of a ca/tg/irl
Why is that phrased like a hypothetical question?

>>46931110
>the telltale signs of a ca/tg/irl
What, wishing she was a boy and creating mary-sues?

>>46931110
Well, my niece lives with me and runs a group
Little loud but they seem alright

>>46932461
>I have "pink dice" on my list to buy for her for Christmas.
Just shows that even nerds can push social stereotypes.

>>46937971
Can you honestly look at /tg/ and not get the idea that some people just should not reproduce?

>>46938304
Eh, it's not for me to judge.
People can act retarded all they want as long as it doesn't affect me or things and people that I like.

>>46937169
>Ordered by gun size
Seems like your little girl is a size queen :^)

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>>46937710
Careful anon, you might become the next Tilefetish.jpg guy.

>>46932398
What is this from?

>>46938093 (You)
I know this is bait, but fuck the hell off.

This thread is making me look forward to my daughter growing old enough for me to force RPGs onto her

>>46931110

I have a daughter. She's a bit past 2. If I ask her what sound an Ork makes she says "WAAAAAAGH!"

I am very proud of this.

>>46937169
That's adorable.

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>>46938897
Would you buy pink dice for your son?

You're going to raise your daughter on Barbie: The RPG, not /tg/ you'd let a boy know it.

>>46939130 (you)
I wouldn't, because boys and girls like different things. Doesn't make the game itself any different if my daughter wants to put pony sleeves on her Magic cards.

>>46931110
Kill her. The board must remain free from feminist taint.

>>46939149
>boys and girls like different things
>so instead of letting them pick what they like, I'll give them what I think their gender should have

>>46939161 (You)
You did not read my post. You have successfully baited me to three replies, good job.

>>46939130

My daughter loves dinosaurs, Hairy McClairy, Duplo, her baby dolls and the colour pink. Oh and she likes shaking my paints to help me paint my Orks. We never encouraged her to pick pink or dolls; we simply made the toys we had both had as children available to her. She picked the ones she likes best. Why she chose pink is beyond me; barely any of her clothes are pink.

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>>46938914
>and what do we do with Orks?

>>46937740
Don't keep condoms in your wallet, get a little hard case. In your wallet they may get damaged or tear.

Also be sure to check the expiration date.

>>46938854
Reverse search is your friend
http://www.doujin-moe.us/q4k18rct

>>46931282
depositing dead birds on your doorstep

>>46937728
Depends on the dorky girl.
Some are massive sluts who bang any dude(or girl) that gives them the slightest bit of positive attention, some are ultra-clingy romantics that will latch onto and never let go of the guy that popped their cherries.

It all comes from low self-esteem and insecurities. I got myself one of the good ones, I'm not complaining.

>>46938333
Neutral Alighment: the post
nice trips

>>46939435
Sorry, I'm on my phone. Thanks for helping.

>>46939444
>implying any of the options are good

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>>46931110
>If/when you have a daughter and she starts exhibiting the telltale signs of a ca/tg/irl, would you be worried or excited about it?+ 0 post omitted.
A bit sad because unless I I can finance her IPV she'll never give me grandkids. Plus there's the much higher incidence of depression among those kinds of people.

Other than that I fully support her in both her future and current life choices.

>>46940019
>you will never be a hot lesbian who gets hobby supplies from her father

>>46931110
I would sit her down and teach her what systems and types of games are acceptable within this household young lady.

Seriously though OP why would this ever be a problem? If my girlfriend and I both enjoy /tg/ why should my children not?

>>46940105
Parents should want their children to do better than themselves.

>>46940130
What's wrong with having a hobby? What's inherently bad about roleplaying games?

>>46938824
Which only supports my argument. The Tilefetish guy is someone's son, someone's friend, husband, maybe even someone's father.
The fact we know about a guy with a fetish for tiles means there are without a doubt countless of guys out there with weird fetishes we don't know anything about.
Every woman you know has possibly given a blowjob or stuck something weird between their legs, every guy you know has possibly done some weird shit in the dark as well.
It's a part of life and we need to accept it.

>>46938897
>I know this is bait
I know you've never been away from 4chan apparently.

>>46940160
Games of any sort aren't a hobby, just like reading or watching television. A good hobby needs to be creative: carpentry, welding, etc.

>>46940210
>roleplaying gaming
>basically cooperative storytelling
>not creative
YOU WHAT NIGGA

>>46940210
>Telling a story with your friends isn't creative
>Building a strategy for your deck isn't creative
>Painting your minis isn't creative

>>46940233
I mean creative in the physical sense: your effort is responsible for the creation of some physical thing. I really enjoy computer programming and I do it in most of my free time, yet I would call it a hobby for this reason.

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>>46940276
Look, everyone is entitled to their own opinions but it you think that roleplaying and TTRPGs aren't creative you are demonstrably wrong and you're really not in the right place anon.

Is writing not considered a true "hobby" then? Art? Programming? Music? Because by that definition then almost no "hobbies' are considered real ones. A hobby is simple something you enjoy doing in your spare time.

The point is I would be ecstatic if my son/daughter shared my hobbies and interests and I would encourage and support them. Having my friend's dad be into /tg/ stuff was what got us into it in the first place all the way back in 7th grade. Having another friend's dad own a whole bunch of old D&D stuff let us try it out in high school after my dad shared his stories of playing D&D at boarding school when he was in high school.

>>46939980
Ohh it's certainly not ideal but if you put in the work you can make a pretty good housewife out of the clingy romantic, I got pretty lucky myself.
And the sluty nerdchick? I'm not sure what could be done for/with her

>>46940276

Dude, do you even realize how many notes and maps and lore you have to come up with for the average campaign?

Even as a player, I'm making a character on my sheet and I also determine just how they progress through the game.

Also, building decks (amassing cards, figuring out how to synergize each card, making the process more efficient, etc.) and painting minis well can be considered effort towards a physical thing too.

How is tabletop games not physical?

>>46940383
>/tg/ provides advice in turning clingy ca/tg/irls into good housewives
I don't even need /pol/ any more!

>>46940474
You don't need any other board than /tg/ unless you go on /soc/

>>46940474
I would have thought all the HFY threads would indicate this too.

>>46940481
>unless you go on /soc/
Yeah, /soc/ is the only other board we need because /erpg/ got sent there.

>>46940641
But they turned to shit when they went there.

Not that they were great to begin with or anything, but hey.

>>46940747
They're shit now?! Then where can I go for my ERP fix!?

>>46940814
I don't know, I don't really go to many sites for that. F-list maybe? Shitpostingchan?
Or I could help.

>>46940814
Get a girlfriend.

>>46937779
Austria is the English name for the country. In German it's known as Osterreich.

>>46940880
Maybe you could, what are your tastes?

>>46940891
Why would I get a gf just to ERP when there's so many people online?

>>46937744
>Ostism
>osteology
makes me think that it means "people who live in/on bones..."

>>46941036
Pretty much everything. I've only got a couple hard nos, and I'm willing to try most anything else. In general I tend to like dom/sub stuff, dialogue/character heavy stuff, monster girls with a heavy dose of monster, and teasing/humiliation stuff. I also genuinely enjoy doing stuff that my partner is super passionate about, even if it's not normally something that excites me.

>>46941317
Sounds fun, do you have an f-list?

>>46941640
Yeah, don't really use it, but could go for it to keep in touch. Do I give you the character name?

>>46941715
up and I'll message you.

>>46941739
illen. Very barebones as a character, but again never really did much with F-list.

>>46941762
>Usually submissive
I'm sub too but we can still see if we can work something out.

>>46943608
Aye, I'm flexible. Just send me a message/add me already, ya dunce!

>>46941317
>>46941640
>>46941715
>>46941739
>>46941762
>>46943608
>>46943658
GET A ROOM

>>46943824
I'm glad they found love

>>46943824
I think that's what they just did.

>>46931110
I wish I had a beard like that

>>46931110
just go full bard dad

>>46947175
Basically this

I'm hoping one day I can find a hot nerd girl, have kids with her, and make more hot nerd girls for future hopeless fucks like me to date.

>>46931110
I plan on naming her Nymeria. It's literally inevitable that she'll end up nerdy

>>46948062
Give her a boy's name so she becomes a tomboy!

>>46948144
Or don't and let her natural personality go through.

Don't try to mold your children guys.

>>46948062
>Nymeria
>Nerdy
>Not hipster pseudonerd
She'll be into VtM larp before she's 18.

>>46948209
>her natural personality

>>46937169
>she even used diplomacy
das cute mane

>>46937710
3/4 at least
fucking a fruit just sounds gross

>>46948238
I'd say that counts. It's pretty sad but that in itself counts too.

>>46937971
So you actually have a daughter who is exhibiting these signs? Is that what you're saying?

>>46949192
She's not exhibiting signs, she's a damn ca/tg/irl, is what I'm saying.
Also, define "these signs".

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>>46931110

excited. just don't get too excited and don't INSIST on making it something you do together because you can drive her away from it that way.

>>46949662
Coelho is such a hack, holy shit

>>46949656
Shit, I'm not OP, don't ask me.
You're the one with the ca/tg/irl daughter, how do you know?

>>46948238
>>46948062
Then what are the essential nerd girl names?

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>>46937169
I'm now imagining cute cultists trying to make the space marines join their ways with marsmallows and candy

They succed

>>46940019
I fully support that picture. why can't all lesbos look like that.

>>46940474
but if you stop visiting /pol/ you'll forget how screwed sweden is!

>>46940880
>>46941036
>>46941317
>>46941640
>>46941715
>>46941739
>>46941762
>>46943608
>>46943658
>>46943824
so just to be clear, 2 dudes are about to go have cyber sex with each other right?

>>46937710
I've only ever humped pillows, but in fairness I humped A LOT of pillows in my youth, so I think it makes up for the others

Took me a while to relearn to masturbate normally after that

>>46940210
Marche, don't you have your handicapped brother's life to ruin, instead of bringing your shitty opinion around here?

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>>46940210
(you) (you) (you) (you)

>>46940641
FSA has some /tg/ content.

I wrote it, check it out

>>46952736
>I fully support that picture. why can't all lesbos look like that.
Mental illness tends to be comorbid with lesbianism, and that has a tendency to make you look like absolute shit.
Bi chicks tend to look better if a bit 'used up'.

>>46947425
It's a noble quest the one you're on, best of luck to you

>>46955993
?

Depends on which side she picks in this discussion

>>>/qst/5

>>46952843
We have just witnessed that love can, indeed, bloom on the battlefield

>>46961715
Whaaaat? Since when is there a quest board? Nice

>>46951334
How do I know? I dunno, maybe because she plays goddamn /tg/s, and has common /tg/ interests?

Shit, man, I dunno, she's almost a legal adult already. She can do with her life whatever she wants, it's her own business. For all I know she can be on 4chan and /tg/ specifically right now, masturbating to some porn or arguing with people about thinning their paints.
I can and will offer her advice, and if she needs help, she can ask for it, but I will not interfere in her life, even though she tends to spend most of her time with us (i.e. our family).

>>46931110
Like what? Having a tail? Being covered in fur? Literally being a kitten?

>>46957771
FSA?

>>46931110

Bit of both. Excited for her, but also worried, because I know how catty bitches are when other girls don't toe the social line. Above all, I'd be supportive and urge her to stay strong, because she's in for some bully.

>>46962736
>she's almost a legal adult already.
Wow, how old are you?

>For all I know she can be on 4chan and /tg/ specifically right now, masturbating to some porn or arguing with people about thinning their paints.
It's weird to think people who could be parent and child could be ERPing on the board.

>>46964885
You should teach her to hide her powerlevel but you're worrying about nothing, girls don't bully each other.

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>>46966118
>girls don't bully each other

>>46932008
>Friendly reminder that there are people who get married before ever having sex or sucking dick.
Degenerate.

>>46966118
Jesus fucking Christ on a shit the bed bicycle. FUCK.

>>46965896
>It's weird to think people who could be parent and child could be ERPing on the board.
and now that you mentioned that, somebody's probably masturbating to the thought
the internet is a magical place

>>46939130
No, I would not buy pink dice for my son as I'm not raising some fucking homosexual gayfag piece of useless shit.

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>>46937169
>Space Means

>>46952736
They'd steal the hetro girls like we all know they could and we'd go extinct.

>>46966273
>not trying to raise a trap

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>>46967642
This is your kid. You could potentially ruin his life this way.

>>46967997
I'm pretty sure that 90% of /tg/ never had a hand in parenting, so let that slide, he's just being dumb for the sake of it or memeing incessantly.

>>46967997
>ruin his life
>his

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>>46967997
Are the gays trying to convert everyone again to their despicable heresy?

Just remind them to collect their darwin award.

>>46968318
>trying to raise a trap
>not buying pink dice for my son

>>46967997
nice thumbnail faglord

>>46966221
Are you okay, bro?

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>>46966159
What's so baity about it? It's true, girls don't bully. At most they talk shit behind each other's backs and that's lightweight stuff

>>46967997
>potentially

>>46969931
http://teenadvice.about.com/od/violencebullying/a/girlbullies.htm
http://www.shockmansion.com/2016/01/18/video-well-kill-you-shell-kick-you-to-death-3-college-girls-brutally-beat-up-a-16-year-old-orphan-in-the-campus-toilets-for-having-head-lice-will-hopefully-go-to-prison-for-b/
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0d2_1343215128
and of course
http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/feb/17/angela-wrightson-murder-girls-13-14-beat-woman-to-death-court-hears

>>46966118
>girls don't bully each other

Your poor, poor, deluded fool.

>>46970332
Outliers and foreigners, it doesn't count.

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>>46970785
Topkek, you clearly haven't met many grills in your lifetime.

>https://www.stopbullying.gov/image-gallery/what-you-need-to-know-infographic.pdf
>equal numbers of boys and girls reported bulling
>"girls don't bully"

>>46952540
Names from novels/games or something, I think

>>46970785
Dude, girls basically live in a fucking Song of Ice and Fire state of backstabbing and scheming.

I had a girl in my group who went to an all girls catholic school, and we jokingly referred to it as "The Tyrell School" since everybody was basically smiling at one another before stabbing them in the back through emotional manipulation of both other students, adults, and people from outside the school.

>>46971503
See this is why girls are the best characters.

>>46964836
Female sexy audio. Audio only amateur porn, basically.

>>46971503
Was there also a Martell School that fucked everything up?

>>46955993
>That reference
I love you anon. Awesome game.

>>46972215
Anon, thank you, that made my day.

Girls are meme people.

>>46952736

>why can't all lesbos look like that.

I ask myself that everyday. Unfortunately some of us are just made to look like boys for some reason;_;

>>46966332
Please die, cuckfag.

>>46969931
>girls don't bully
Are you kidding? Even back in grade school I'd rather have a boy beat the shit out of me than have girls talk behind my back. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words leave permanent, emotional scars.

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>>46975878
Pic related.

>>46971503
>>46975878
Come on, just how bad could it be?

>>46975780
>have a great opportunity to pull gay/bi guys
>waste it

>>46978465
But gay guys are gay.

>>46975878
This.

If you're bullied by a boy, you could at least do something about it. Fight back. Tell somebody. Being beaten up is rather straightforward.

Girls, however. They do the little things, the horrible subtle twists of words and actions that leaves you with permanent confidence problems. And it's not like you can do much about it. You can't defend yourself, since then you'd be starting a fight. You can't tell anyone about it, because what is there to tell? Each thing is so small and they're so spread out you can't make a solid, believable case that the adults would believe.

>>46978480
Not if you're a girl!

>your face when your son becomes Chad McBro Fit, quarterback of the highschool team and has fucked more Stacies at 16 that you in your life.

>>46978542
But I mean their penises don't like girls.

>>46978842
I can attest that my penis does not in fact like girls.

>>46978842
Wear briefs over your panties and act like a boy. That's like paradise for a girl.

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>>46979003
Are you talking about reverse traps?

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>>46979024
Or androgynous tomboys at the least.

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>>46979024
>mfw I'll never be the guy in this guy-'guy' relationship.

>>46975878
They also get you on various blacklists, so even if you're not personally hurt, some future employer is already looking at you funny.

>>46948062
>it begins

Still, it's tons better than naming a baby girl Khaleesi.

My child was given a pretty, but ultimately normal name. She can make the choice to become a nerd as I did instead of being branded one from the start. Of course, it would make me happiest if we could share my nerdy hobbies. But it would be more meaningful if she genuinely enjoyed them, instead of me forcing it on her. No matter what, I just want her to be able to choose what to do and then enjoy it.

>>46939130
I would not buy pink dice for my son, not because that's some fag shit, but because who the fuck sells pink dice? The red, green and blue ones from the corner chinese grocer's "party" (gambling) section shall suffice. No child of mine will be brought up being unable to make due with the closest, cheapest, or easiest solution.

Likewise, if he wanted MLP sleeves for his magic cards, I'd tell him "Here's three dollars -- go to the card shop and pick some out." If he's sensible, he'll come back with solid-colored ones, not because MLP is for fags, but because MLP will get him beat up (and they are probably only like 30 to a pack for three bucks whereas conservative solid colors or basic patterns will come in packs of hundreds for two cents)

if he wants big fuzzy pink dice to hang off his car rear view mirror tho, that shit is a-ok because having a baller-ass whip is more important than gender roles or fiscal conservatism or anything else

I'm so glad I don't have a daughter to worry about
>If she's hot then she might turn out a vapid cunt
>If she's ugly she'll have self esteem issues out the ass
>What if she gets in with a bad crowd?
>What if she doesn't get in with any crowd at all?

Having a son is so much easier. If he gets into scrapes then what the fuck ever. It'll toughen him up. So long as he doesn't go to jail.

>inb4 Das sexiss!

Yeah, it is. I'm not perfect.

>>46931110
>ca/tg/irl
At least it's easier to filter than ponies.
Also the kind of girl you're thinking of can be identified by being a 6/10 at best. Naturally they'll pick up some loser hobby like anime because that's where the guys on their level are.
This is why we only get obese and anorexic girls in the hobby.

>>46937785
>>46949111
Banana peels, guys.
When you're not old enough to buy a fleshlight a warm banana peel does the trick. Doing it a lot also makes your dick taste like banana... I've heard.

>>46952540
My brother plans to name his daughter Molly Millions Lastname.
My ex told me if we had kids I could not name my son Duncan Idaho Lastname.

>>46982207
What kind of conspiracy bullshit is that?
How does getting bullied by girls in your youth prevent you from getting good jobs?

>>46982442

Far as I can tell, all of those things are more than possible for boys.

Hell, two of them happened to me, at least.

Maybe three. Hard to tell if I'm shallow or a cunt from this angle, but it's possible.

Nothing is more pathetic than people vicariously living through their kids. Let them develop how they may, stop forcing your dumb hobbies on kids

>>46966273
I would buy any color dice for my kids because it doesn't fucking matter what color dice they pick.
They are probably going to lose them anyway.

>>46969931
Girls don't hit other girls, but they will steal or ruin your shit, tell lies about you to adults in order to get you into trouble, etc. On the rare occasions when girls hit other girls it's not like a fight between two guys where they might end up friends afterwards or they just punch or kick a few times and then deal with it... girls pick a target, keep going after that target, and they fight in packs. They scratch, bite, pull hair out of your head, tear your clothing and shit. I'd rather get punched in the face or torso than end up with a bite that was bleeding and probably going to get infected.

Also, young girls don't know how to stay friends when they fight, so they will just hate each other secretly because they don't want to fight until it's all built up and then go at each other for like a week, or do shitty things to their friends behind their backs because they have no way to deal with petty shit that bugs them about each other. Most girls grow out of that by the time they get to college.

>>46937710
I have never done any of these things. Is something wrong with me, /tg/?

>>46978516
A person I used to know had a girl in his class who used to pay other girls in jolly ranchers to insult him. Like she would bring a big bag and give all of her friends a jolly rancher every time they went up to him and said something mean.

>>46931916
Parents and Grandparents had an arranged marriage. It's very unlikely.

>>46982426
>using 2 cent sleeves

Might as well not use sleeves at all.

>>46948062
I wouldn't give her that as her First Name. Middle name maybe, but definitely not first.

That said, I'd give my kid Misericorde as a middle name.

>>46988147
Middle names don't mean anything. You can give your kid any crazy thing for a middle name. If they don't like it they never have to use it, it will be a middle initial if anything on most forms.

>>46988216
Exactly. No one wants to go around with Nymeria or Khaleesi as their First Name because you're legally required to use it in professional settings and no one will take you seriously if your name is weird. As a middle name, they'll be able to hide it and show it off when they want to.

>>46931110
>If/when you have a daughter and she starts exhibiting the telltale signs of a ca/tg/irl, would you be worried or excited about it?
I would kill myself and... -what is a ca/tg/irl anyways? I would kill myself though,

>>46940276
That's an incredibly stupid definition.

If you don't think writers, programmers, singers, etc are creating anything then you're... I dunno, stupid almost seem like too small a word.

>>46988280
Yeah... A friend of mine who is older than me named her child Lucifer. Do not name your child Lucifer because he's going to have to put that shit on a goddamn job application one day.

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>>46969931
Girls are a millions times worse than boys when it comes to bullying. Their social circles have turned ostracization and backstabbing into an art form.

I knew a girl who had used tampons and sanitary towels stuffed in the drawer under her desk almost every week for over two or three months. The smell was fucking awful and wouldn't go away.

>>46988306
The female variant of the fa/tg/uy

>>46988710
>The female variant of the fa/tg/uy
If that is the case, I would kill her before myself.

>>46988384
Should have named him Lucien at least. Worst he'll get called is Lucy. Now Lucy is the better option.

>>46988384
I'm pretty sure that would actually be a pretty big positive if they decide to become a lawyer.

>>46988336

You should create a word that fits.

>>46988899
They call him "Luke" actually. But yeah.
"full legal name" is going to kill him when he goes out into the world.

>>46988905
I guess so. Or maybe a corporate executive.

>>46932008
Jesus Christ you faggots are cynical aren't you?

>>46982312
>>it begins

Are there not a whole lot of little Hermiones running around from grown up Harry Potter fangirls?

>>46989946
Fun-fact: The majority of the female fanbase hates Hermione.

If you encounter a Hermione she's named like that because of her dad, a Ginny/Luna because of her mom.

>>46990565
Fuck that, I love Hermoine.
I love a few other characters more, but Hermoine is the best female character in the series.

Although I would probably name my daughter Minerva or Bellatrix because they are interesting characters and badass sounding names as well. Bellatrix might not be enough to live up to, though.

Also
>Female fanbase liking Ginny when most of them ship Harry gay or with Hermoine and many of the nonshippers feel like Ginny just showed up awesome out of nowhere in the later books and it's a cop out.

KEK.

>>46990565
>Ginny
>the girl who cucked them out of their self-inserting with Hermoine or whatever homo pairing they wanked to

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>>46990565
Luna is great but I'd never name my daughter after her, sounds too hippie.
Also, Rowling dropped the ball by not having them end up together.

>>46988966
Not him, but I'd go with 'Stupignoramus' or 'Cuntabulous' or 'Twatimbicilomoronicus'

>>46993883
I like Cuntabulous. Can I start using that, please?

>>46937710
is there something you want to tell us anon?

>you will never be sexually bullied by school girls

>>46995574
Holy shit dude is that not fun.

It's not like your fantasies

Shut the fuck up

>>46995582
Well, it's sexual bullying not regular bullying.

You're right but I can still dream.

>>46995582
>It's not like your fantasies
You don't know what those dude's fantasies are like, though, dude
some people can be pretty fucked up

>>46995582
What it is like then?

>>46995818
really really shitty. Like want to kill yourself shitty. Of course in my case people actually tried to kill me which ironically stopped me from committing suicide.

>>46995818
It's seriously one of the roughest kinds of bullying. In a lot of cases, it's similar to being in an abusive relationship.

The cute "sexy bully" thing doesn't happen often. Don't think it does. It's terrible, and it fucks with your relationships in future.

>>46979024
Being princess carried by your fucking girlfriend is ungodly embarrassing. I can attest to this fact if only she was a tomboy it would of been notably less shameful.

>>46961651
only FF game where you played arguably played the villain and a huge fucking dick at that.

>>46996198
As long as it's not in public I'd be into being carried like that once in a blue moon no matter how she looked desu.

>>46984544
Never heard of a false rape accusation? Those things can and will ruin you for fucking life.

I got lucky never had to deal with much bullying from women and i crushed the bullying early on. Most aren't that lucky.

>>46982442
Nah same can happen with boys thing is with girls...mistakes are much more costly and unforgiving then with boys.

Maybe if people raised their daughters to be tougher it would be different I don't really know.

>>46996094
This is true. I made the god awful mistake of dating one and my head is still fucked up years later. Fuck that was a terrible relationship, also attracted a turbo bitch.

My bad luck with women is insane and the stories I have to tell holy shit. Literally has made me happy and thankful to be alone.

>>46995574
That is actually a terrible sign.

>>46995818
No matter what its a bad sign and it really fucks with people in the head in the bad way. Never heard of it going well and the chick is garunfuckingteed to be messed up too. I generally see it happen in three kinds of flavors for both the boys effected and the girls who do it.

>>46996496
>I generally see it happen in three kinds of flavors for both the boys effected and the girls who do it.

Can you elaborate? I'd like to know these red flags for safety and how they play out.

>>46996496
Share your stories, Punished Anon

>>46996631
this

>>46996393
My family tried, to some extent. They were actually trying to raise me to be tough, independent, and sensible, but it just made the other girls hate me. Like, to this day I have trouble with jobs (not getting a job or anything, just like on performance reviews or promotion interviews and coworkers not liking me much) because in some ways I react like would be normal for a guy, but from a girl that type of behavior is considered abrasive or too blunt or whatever and it puts people off.

It's mostly other women, though, and mostly only at work.

>>46996631
Oh the stories i have to tell for I have lived an interesting if shitty life.

As for women?

I attract the scary ones. It was to such a degree that when guys vetted women or hit on chicks I was explicit invited along because of it. Basically I was there to drag out the scary ones that everyone else would then avoid. Its worth noting never once has it not proven to be true.

Oddly enough this is only true for relationships and in general i have the bad habit of drawing out more then just scary chicks however i was only known for that. What others failed to put together is the other type of women who for some reason are drawn out by me is the exceptional ones.

I have literally run into more of them in my short life then most people encounter in their entire lives. Fortunately for me they weren't all scary those who were though...oh fuck.

>>46996554
Three types of guys were generally picked out they were the unattractive, romantically attracted, and sexually attractive. I noticed oddly enough it was the unattractive and the attractive guys who harassed the most heavily those who teased guys because they were romanticly actually had the better deal but only to enjoy a terrible relationship should they be dumb enough to fall for it. Uglies sods seemed to be picked out for mostly harassment purposes while for the attractive guys...those poor bastards are heavily groped and downright molested.

If you think guys are perverts with groping i guarantee you that women are far worse then guys. Male gropers are rare and generally not as rough not to mention frowned upon...women on the other hand. Women gropers will downright molest you in public and people will actually encourage or simply turn a blindeye or at best tell you to get a fucking room.

I have seen generally open nice looking good guys get closed up from and change. Of the three types of guys targeted they seem to handle it the poorest. The unattractive guys meanwhile handle it best

>>46997062
I feel your pain.

>>46997071
For the three types of chicks who are into it are this is assuming they are in relatively public and not terribly intoxicated. Those who were sexually abused,are super sluts, and cliche bitches. Cliche bitches(there are many ways to generally describe this type) learn early on how effective sexual harassment is good for trauma inducing and they will generally drag their cliche as well as other girls into it. Few things are more molesting then a pack of girls. Its worth noting cliche bitches are the ones most likely to target both sexes.

As for how it plays out...for the ugly/average guys generally they handle it best despite the heavy harassment. The ones least heavily harassed is when its romantic attraction and they have the easiest assuming they don't go for the relationship(in which case woe is them). The guys who have the roughest time are the attractive ones I see those guys either clam up/shutdown due to it or do their best to open up approach playerish approach. Oddly enough the last approach seems to have the best odds that or it backfires on you hard. Generally real hit or miss.

Trying to get help tends to do fuckall given its girls who are doing it and they are much harder to deal with then male bullies.

As a call out for female victims they encounter similar problems as the not so attractive guys who are targeted(generally ugly or normal looking guys truth betold women rarely bother to tell the difference). Which is generally the group harassment. single harassment meanwhile is the lesbians territory as for some reason girls don't bother much targeting other girls for sexual harassment unless they are in a group or a lesbian for going solo. People are even less to listen to lesbian sexual harassment problem then female group one targeting other girls. Girls in the lesbian situation is an awful like being a guy in similar straits due to both lack of belief and help.

In general though there terribly little that one can do to get out of it.

>>46939130
I have pink dice bitch.
The earliest you teach you children not to be afraid of what others think and to make any asshole who bullies them for liking what they don't like eat their teeth, the more successful they'll be.

>>46940130
You may have taken the fa/tg/guy meme too literally anon.
Board games, card games and roleplaying are so old, popular and prevalent that I wouldn't be surprised if at least 1/3rd of successful "normies" holds a game night with their pals/family, wether it's Catan, M:tG or D&D, traditional games keep being produced long past blockbuster "classic" videogame franchises, bands, movie and book franchises have died because they are not nearly as fringe or taboo as we joke they are.

>>46997252
If your wondering about why I mention public or intoxicated i suggest asking someone like a male stripper for details should you know one. Trust me they know all too well. A thing I should also note is numbers.

Women with numbers are very different beasts then when they don't have em and same is true should they lose some self control. At times one would easily think a woman in fact is two VERY different people the differences are so shocking/large. I know more then a few guys(myself included) who suffered terribly because they underestimated women in numbers even when they are sober.

As for not so public...that is also when things are more likely to come out especially now they are out of the public eye. A woman should she know its relatively private or even better that she need not worry about being judged/kept private also can become very different people.

I know most of this stuff through hard experience and know other people who opened up about it or good old being a witness. It helps that i am very VERY good at digging info to such a degree that i have had people in the intelligence industry wonder how the hell i know so much about stuff i shouldn't know about. I am quite good at it admittedly it has very nearly gotten me vanned.

>>46996631
I have a lot of stories to tell anon.

My ex for instance was an exceptional and scary woman. Of all the scary chicks I had to deal with she was the ONLY one who actually succeeded.

There was also a queen bitch a chick was SUCH a fucking bitch that everyone acknowledged as the top bitch in school men or women.

I have actually suffered from all three goddamn types and the most effective strategy I find that works is being scary. I tried the laid back open/playerish approach it has and have suffered both results. As well as numerous other problems and encounters(which is a given considering the type of women I attract).

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>>46997082
I adore your kind its so damned refreshing to encounter.

>>46997435
The best tactic is being scary and my ex wasn't the only exceptional as well as scary woman I dealt with I have unsurprisingly suffered the most from them all even other women all combined included.

While being scary is the best strategy I have found assuming you can't escape or sufficiently hideout unfortunately its not a guarantee. Generally though its enough to cow and scare away most of em. Those women who are able to pull through it can be special kind of pain in the ass.

I have suffered much more due to women then men over the years to the point I much prefer the fate of being foreveralone. I am MUCH better of that way sadly some women would disagree with that. I have bounced all over the spectrum leading to many experiences that combined with terrible luck, interesting but shitty life, and social butterfly as well as sufficient info digging I have so goddamn many experiences and stories. By /tg/ standards my life is an adventure albeit a suffering one.

>>46976813
Guys mostly commit suicide for losing their kids and being jobless/homeless/addicts.
Girls mostly commit suicide because of rape or bullying.

>>46984544
My girlfriend didn't get a teaching job she wanted because a girl that hated her back in highschool was the school's HR director.
She doesn't even remember why they hated each other, they didn't have any classes together.

>>46997062
I own a business (car dealership) and hire women like you exclusively because motherfucking gossip, pussyfooting and venom was ruining my sales.
Guys want the facts about the car they're purchasing not sweet notthings, vapid bitches were selling themselves rather than our stock. I had to fire the human resources girl too because she kept trying to make me fire my better saleswomen because they were "rude".

>>46958671
literally everyone is ugly. moving on

>>46997515
>my life is an adventure albeit a suffering one
FATAL+Dark Heresy, hue hue
Jokes aside, what do you mean by "being scary"?

>>46931667
and he told you anon

don't die thread you was cool

>>46931894
>Raising a tomboy
Tomboys are top Daughteru material.

>>46998692
Be threatening or pull off having a dangerous aura about you. Women are very good at picking up on it as well as other guys who have had certain experiences even if its well concealed. If you can manage it that sorta thing REALLY helps. Most women wont have the ovaries big enough to make them do it anyway even with numbers on their side or intoxicated.

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>>46931110
Happy. I didn't have the guts to take the step, even though pretty much all of my peers were seriously into Heroquest.

>>46937710
>pillows
I am a man of science and logic and thus I was the first one to discover the left hand GF. As a true proponent of enligthenment, I naturally shared that discovery with my friends who confessed that they were still frotting pillows.

Yes to the butt-stuff.

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>>46969931
>It's true, girls don't bully

Were you raised in a shed innawoods?

>>46970407
>>46975878
>>46987608
>>46988425
>>46999322
>>46978516
So are you all girls, or you got this info from your girlfriends/sisters?

>>46982542
>My ex told me if we had kids I could not name my son Duncan Idaho Lastname.
I presume this is why she is now the ex.

>>46979024
Reverse traps are best traps. Because you get worried about being gay, but it was always a girl so you're fine. And there's some cuteness and humor in the actual reveal. Tomboys are better though, because they're boyish but still feminine and recognizably a girl.

>>46992418
I really enjoyed the hints that Neville might have been the chosen one. He still ended up pretty badass anyway.

>>46999711
As a kid I had more girls in my circle of friends than boys. But even without that, there would still have been enough bullying going around between everyone for everyone to wise up about its gender-specific patterns.

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>>47000020
>>46982542
>not naming your kid after him

>>47000020
One of the reasons, yes.

>>46999711
So?

>>47002832
Twins don't run in my family. He'd be lonely without a little spoil of war to play with.

>>47000357
Neville would have done it in four books. But I'm not sure if a kid named Neville would get beat up a lot by all the Jayden/Hayden/Aidens on the playground.

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>>46931110
To say the truth, I don't give a shit about my daughter after the divorce.
It's better that way.
I'm seeing her only two times in a month.
Sooner or later a new guy that my wife left me for will be more of a father for her, than I can ever be when things are like they are.

>>47005383
My mom had a lot of Bfs after her and my dad broke up, and she got married and my dad is still important to me, and the fact that he tried doing what you're doing, then would occasionally miss me and send me a letter or a little present actually really hurt me a lot and made me really angry as a teen. You will be important to your daughter, anon. Don't worry. Kids can have a lot of important adults in their lives, just like parents can love all their kids.

>>47005383
>>47005482
Alternatively, get yourself a new daughter to make your first daughter jealous

>>46996231
>villain
>dick

Marche literally did nothing wrong.

>>47005482
>>47005539
Thanks for the advice Anon, but she's 4 years old. Though, I "don't give a shit about her", I don't want to hurt her needlessly.
Also, why I should make her jealous?
What would I achive with this?
More so, to get myself a "new doughter" I must probably meet a woman that already have one, right?
That's the problem m8.
My bitch of a wife left me without a good reason after being with me for 11 fucking years.
I don't know if I can be, trust, or love anyone after something like this.

Fuck, sorry for the blog post.

>>47005841
It's okay.
I was about 5 or 6 when my dad left so maybe it's different IDK. But I hope it gets easier for you, okay?

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>>46982542

>My brother plans to name his daughter Molly Millions Lastname.
>Naming your daughter after a sex-crazed antisocial psychotic
>Who spent years whoring herself to bankroll a bunch of voluntary surgery
>Surgery that turned her into a weapon.

>>46992418
>cowardly fat kid grows up to be a hunky badass
>mousy weird girl grows up to be a hot genius
>they get married and have beautiful children
That would have been too retarded even for HP standards. She made the right call.

>>46999188
Sometimes it happens without you wanting it to.
Life in a rough neighborhood taught me to mean mug without me even realizing it as a defensive measure. Doesn't help I have my dad's "boy you dun goofed now" expression.
The bearded, scowling guy wearing a hoodie and leather jacket walking down the street at you is pussy repellent.

>>47008160
>"boy you dun goofed now" expression
A what?

>>46937169
I hnnng'd

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>>46931110
>would you be worried or excited about it?
Neither. If you think about it, /tg/ has all the traits of a bog-standard girl activity. Buying useless junk, having strong opinions on minutiae, playing pretend, pretty arts & crafts projects, etc. Painting little designs on nails and painting miniatures aren't so different, if you ask me.

Thus, if my girl wanted to get into traditional games, I'd buy her some minis and paints and teach her a ruleset, and be thankful that she's into something tame and safe.

Guys get judged for what they do for fun, girls get judged almost entirely on their appearance. As long as she still gets enough exercise and avoids excessive use of snack foods, she'll be fine.

>>47011877
Basically this.

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>>47011877
>If you think about it, /tg/ has all the traits of a bog-standard girl activity. Buying useless junk, having strong opinions on minutiae, playing pretend, pretty arts & crafts projects, etc.
Is that so?

>>46931110
I'd be excited. Me and my fiancee are huge nerds/geeks, and while we'd love any kids we have, having something in common would keep us relatable and fun for the most part.