/bbg/ - Blood Bowl General: New Pitch edition

And before anyone starts worrying, there is still a grid on the pitch, this is the design underneath.

First for chainsaws are memes.

Third for Tooby and phoenix are the best posters

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Reminder:

And in our game for tonight, we'll see the aforementioned Halflings of 'My Little Arsenal' taking on the warpstone nibbling Underworlders of 'Za UnderWarudo'.

In the first round, Werter's ZUW brought home a 2-0 victory against the Buddhist Elves, while Skudrinka's MLA managed the aforementioned 2-1 victory over BBEG. MLA is currently holding #5 in the tournament, with ZUW right behind on #6. A victory would catapult either team into the Top 3. Which team will secure the desired leap? Tune in at 11PM Server Time!

>>46832627
The inability to count shows what kind of posters you are

>>46832571
please dont fuck up the rules GW

Half time report on Candy Rappers VS Big Bad Evil Guys: 0-0

Some of the most notworthy things are the complete failure of BBEG's memesaw and merc ogre.

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>>46832627

Let's not do this, nobody cares. Go on /trash/ or /s4s/ or wherever if you want to memepost.

>>46832741
You better be careful what you say
If not for memes we wouldn't be here

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>>46832741
>Mauled took bait

>>46832571

I think I am going to miss that weird double skull thing.

>>46832897
I'm sure nuffle will still give you plenty of double skulls.

>>46832752
>>46832770
No he's right. Your shitting up every single thread with your bullshit and nobody wants it. Go on other boards if you need to vent your memes

>>46833003
It's okay, man. Did memes cause you a trauma in your childhood? It's okay, we can talk about it.

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>>46833025

>>46833025
That's the brainless bullshit I'm talking about

And the game is over in a 1-1 tie with Candy Rappers losing another goblin and BBEGs losing their sure hands marauder, -St loner, and a MNG mino.

Lets all relax and talk about some good ol Blood Bowl.

Candy Rappers - Big Bad Evil Guys ends 1-1 with another pair of deaths joining the already filled mass grave of round 2.

Fucks to the left of me, fucks to the right me.


Stop being fucks and do something useful, like game updates for us nonNEETs

>>46833108
People only give game updates if you post a fake game update.

If you ever want a game update just say that the current game has a random score and cas count and then someone will give you an update

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>>46833096
O-ok.

>he's coming

>>46833135
So Crab either gets Underworld, flings, or Retarded Chorfs?

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http://forum.bloodbowl-game.com/viewtopic.php?f=61&p=68630
>This major update will be released on PC and consoles simultaneously on 3rd May 2016.
Gee I wonder what kept causing the delays.

>>46833207
Those werebears still look too normal-sized.

>>46833207
The fact they only have like 3 guys working on BB2 post release

>>46833190

That sums it up well. I, the retarded chorfs, only chance is for a team to win in the next game. Which should happen?

>>46833310
I really don't plan on underestimating Skudrika especially after he trashed me in rookies, so nothing is sure in our match.
Also 4chan for some reason decided i want a fucking name to constantly pop up

>>46833353
Oh, I didn't think it'll be a definite win one way or the other. Its just the way your teams run, some one is going to win. Probably in a spectacular fashion.

>>46833207

Don't even have the balls to give it to console players for free too.

So they held up everything to try and skin people dumb enough to buy a Cyanide game on console.

>>46833477
I don't think Microsoft even lets developers give out DLC like that. No idea about Sony, though.

>>46833477
All mircosoft/sony same thing happened yo TF2 on consoles.

>>46833443
But if you do tie, the person who melts down the least will play retard chorfs.

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>>46833096
Fun game to watch. Looking forward to seeing the claw block troll dispense some pain in future.

Place Your Bets
MLA vs ZUW
How many causalites, how many of those self inflicted?

>>46836445
Pleasr no bullied Flings
Fuse and Ignite will hopefully get both at least 1 cas to gain that sweet 2nd skill
Probably some heavy fouling from MLA as always, causing 4+ k.o. or worse

Maybe I can turn that into a slaugther fest and probably get wrecked afterwards by Crab

>>46832571
Rumors on FB saying the pitch is going to be preflocked/textured.

>>46837160
It must suck for all those pitch making companies who are running indiegoogoos/kick starters right now

>>46837199
depends how expensive the box set from GW is going to be.

>dank memes

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>>46837199
>>46837160

This is why I'm holding tight on making a board for now. You never know if they're going to do something silly like add an extra couple of rows in the widezones or whatever.

I was going to make one from a large sheet of insulation foam, since making dungeon tiles from the stuff is the new hobby meme after Harry from Whineseer and others gave it a go.

http://thelostandtheverydamned.blog
spot.co.uk/2015/08/tutorial-dungeon-tiles.html

>>46832632
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=846254

WHERE GAME
NEEED

>>46840144
ARE YOU READY
FOR THE SLAUGHTER
IS AT HAND

Fuck me, Skudrinka's clearing the pitch of his own flings all by himself.

>>46840649
This is all part of the plan!

Crashing this team
WITH NO SURVIVORS

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This is live from the MLA vs ZUW postgame!

We are seeing some serious brawl down the pitch! Dead and beaten Flings everywhere, the Trees have gone wild and are bashing themselves with throwing Flings! Noone is save! Run for your lives!

Heavy casualities on MLA's side of the pitch thanks to some major misplays and the strong Underworld rooster, and the famous coach of those explosive little buggers, Skudrinka, is nowhere to be seen!

Will the Flings make their return next week? How will they recover from such a brutal beating? Where is their coach, Skudrinka?

Stay tuned!

>>46840144
>>46832632
>>46841285
MLA 0 - 2 ZUW
was the result of the game

>kek at that one guy on fumbbl who is going to be homeless.

>>46841665

That guy at the top of the blog roll? Poor fucker. Shouldn't happen in the first world.

>tfw interviewing to get a job to teach right by the beach. Shit would be so cash.

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Claw and Chord vs Maximum Marvelous Maiden(1-2)
Week 1 Fan voted Rookie Game of the Week!

Do you feel that, there's a odd... edge to the air. That's right! It's time for tall, pale, agile newhalfs to dance around each other for 16 turns. Lets get started!

What starts with a C&C drive quickly devolves into a back and forth fight for control thanks to an underestimating of the severe bullshit that is vampires breaking cages. This goes on for several turns until Takara-tan of MMM makes her primary contribution to this match by falling down and having the apothecary look at her boo boo. This gave Kendrick Lahmiar of C&C a chance to break down the field. With that C&C finally secures the ball and chooses to delay near MMMs end zone. A usually effective tactic saw C&C over committing on Vampire Chiyo-Chan, giving Sora-Sama the chance she needed to recover that ball and move it 17 square, 7 by land and 10 on a long pass back comfortably into the elves half of the field. Despite having rushed several out of position players back to defense, C&C still had enough players close enough to cage their opponent ball carrier. I good attempt but futile against the vampire's superior strength, resulting in several marks a turn on Chiyo-Chan that failed to stop the turn 8 TD.

The second half started much the same, with C&C having not quite learned the lesson of vampire bullshit. When elves flood the back fiel,d a quick short pass to lightly mark Sora-sama sets off an inevitable second TD for the MMM. The dominating vampires then went on to demonstrate what their opponent had been doing wrong and allowed a quick pass and 2TTD from the C&C Blitzer Lahmiar. A quick back and forth for the last few turn had C&C gaining the upper hand without enough time to even up the score.

Lessons learned and blood spilled, a good day for Blood Bowl.

>>46843455
Wait, are we posting gay undead porn again?

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>>46843514
Tune in tomorrow at when ever fumbbl says it is scheduled for the shit poster heavy weight rumble

>>46843537
>Hunter Fox
>We ever stopped


Upon applying for this job I was made aware of two things.
1) Lizardmen are by far the strongest fastest and most unbeatable team there is and
2) The league commissioner is the sound that chickens make.
I don't understand the latter but I wish to understand the former so in an ongoing? segment, we are going to review the games of our Rookie Lizardmen teams. Tune in later tonight when we see how they did in Week 1!

>>46843646
Mauld isn't a cockadoodledoo

>>46843455
>Delta_sigma fails pattern recognition and loses.
This is going to happen a lot again this season, huh?

>>46844123

Sometimes the hardest lessons are the most important.

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>>46843455
hold on, I just realized, why are MMM in rookies? Shouldn't they be in vets?

>>46844307
They were below the TV cutoff for Vets so they were allowed to stick around.

>>46844307
"rookie" means start the season below 1200 tv

>>46844346
>>46844350
I thought we were gonna wait another season for the TV cutoff

>>46844379
This was a shorter cutoff, only 1200 TV. Next season will have the 1300 cutoff I think.

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>>46843672
Silly, That's the sound roosters make.
hither slither vs Just Elf My League Up(1-4)

Our first game starts in a usual fashion. The slithers appear to have slimed up the ball making it hard for any team to pick it up. Slithers gain control and are just starting to push down the field when saurus Ruby runs headlong into elves Carols and Nevor with disastrous results.

Remember kids, if you're going to start a fight, bring a friend.
And immediately again when skink slag runs into elf Grin.
Remember kids if you are going to start a fight and are incredibly weak, bring two friends.

The Elves hold one to the ball for one turn long enough for the slithers to get in a skink blitz and gain possession of the ball.
To a skink.
Who then stood on the sidelines.
With incredibly predictable results.

Down 0-1 the lizard attempt to pick up the ball with skink "slippery hands" dust, several times leaving it in their own end zone for the elves to pick up for a quick 0-2. Ol "slippery hands" dust almost proves his worth by actually picking up the ball on the next drive and sprinting down field in an attempt to get it as far away from their own end zone as possible. A futile gesture because elves. One tripped skink, and one long bomb later, the elves are up 3-0 at the half.

The second half begins with a Perfect Defense almost punishing the elves but instead allowing them to get easy hits on poorly positioned skinks, which sent "slippery hands" dust off the field to the chagrin of the fans. The elves were finally punished by a failed dodge resulting in the slithers, having learned much in the ways of elf, rushing the elves back field and taking possession of the ball and, I assume, scoring. The rest of the game was marked by a quick back and forth of mass skink swarming and elves doing elf things ending in another TD for the elves. The overall lack of blood, poor luck and odd decisions have left me morose. I'm going to go drink heavily now.

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>>46844665

Monkey Business Inc vs Lizards Gone Bad(2-0)

I honestly don't have much to say about this game. At best it is a fairly effective, if boring, example of the worth of the great strength of the Saurii and the weakness of their lack of notable skill. It's also a fun game to watch if you want to watch lizards picking up the ball better than monkeys, I don't think that's suppose happen.

Also if you are into snuff, starting turn 6 with the loss of Big Bad Lizard Brown to Gorrilaissez-faire. The Lizards took revenge by thinning out the bonobo population, killing two of the little guys. Are they on the endangered species list? They probably should be.


Turn it next week as one of the lizard teams wins, because they had to play each other.

Rolled 2 (1d6)

Regen

>>46847269
Oh look it is my Block mummy and or any Wight

Threadly reminder that a new BB2 season is up.
If you are in the steam group, look at the group announcements and get your team in.

How will Cyanide fuck up Undead?
>yfw mummies don't get MB

Also is that the reason why everyone says Undead is the best low tv bash team? Because they are the only team that starts with more than 1 mb (well I guess pact too) and the only team that starts with MB on a non nega trait/loner piece?

When are the vintage vets and brettonian werewolves playing?

Looks like im getting a rematch with mauled next round.
>tfw you face a team you barely tied with last season.

Blood Bowl sounds incredible.

>>46849977
I just exchanged a pm with Boss_Deffloot it will be at 17:00 server time.

>>46851293
This is pretty great. Means the vets will have done their round in under a week, so they'll have an entire extra sunday to play their games.

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so phoenix vs tooby today?

>>46850735
God damned right it is.

>>46851293

Schedule it on FUMBBL!

Games at
1700
2000
2200
Server time

So starting in 4 hours we have an almost solid wall of BB sceduled. With the option for addition VET games, Rejoice!

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Can you feel that?
Smells like manure... no.
It's elf sweat and rotting corpses.
In merely 9 hours join us in the /tg/ Rookie League for The Battle of Fecal Contributions:
Just Elf My League Up
vs
Rebel Risers
Things might or might not happen.

>>46841285
>strong Underworld rooster
fuck i just noticed that

>>46841285
>>46840649
Damn, its a shame I missed that one... Sounds like a blood bath.

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>>46853135
Gotta love that warpstone cock.

>>46852839
s3 when?

>>46852838
>>46852220
Good that there are other matches besides the shitfest. I've no intention of watching those two autists play. Speaking from experience they're amongst the worst coaches anyway.

Fuck I hate big guys... 1,1,1 when you need them. Cost me a WoC game.

>>46853596
or perhaps they're wondering why someone would depend on a big guy, before admitting defeat

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If the Vet league does indeed finish today, tomorrow will feature the battle for the top. Za Underworld v Animeted Clothing at 22:00 server time.

>>46853792
My condolences to your dead rats/gobbos.

>>46853792
Damn this season is speeding through like nothing

>>46853665
just needed my beast of Nurg to move into position on a 2+ 3 times... failed all three times... couldn't mark the defenseless ball carrier. crazy dodges and 1 d blocks later I give up a turn 8 score for the 1-0 loss. Could have beat Bill and his 10k games, instead I'm out. At least the team is now free to kill in the box.

>>46854258
Oh you were the guy. I played him after you in the 145. He talked about you. Asked me if I spectated his last game. When I said no, he was like "there you could've seen how not to setup."

He was mentioning something specific, but I dont remember what it was.

>>46854354
I've got no regrets on set ups. was up 9 guys to 6. decide in a match up of killer teams to play 9 on 5 and secure more kos in the 2nd and play for OT, nuffle said no.

>>46852838
1700 Vets final Week2 game
2000 Simyins vs Nurgle
2200 double feature
Game 1 is two poop emojis going at it.
Game 2 is Crab bullying underworld.

I think we can do better, anyone else want to jump onto this train wreck?

>>46854470
Crab being a bully is tomorrow.

>>46854470
I've suggested 23:00 server time to pie_guy but that hinges on him actually checking fumbbl today.

If im not mistaken, Ayylmao and ramciamciam could also play today if they are both around

>>46854556
We initially planned on starting our match today at 20:00 server time, but Ayylmao hasn't confirmed our schedule and hasn't been seen on fumbbl for 3 days.

Guys I made a mistake the game will be 5 pm EST. 23:00 server time

>>46855246
>not being able to tell the difference between EST and Server Time

>>46854678
It's settled.

ca. 20:00 server time - Storybook Memes vs I dairy you to try

>>46855430
Looks like we still have a double feature.

Rookie mirror match with Emo elves and claw elves possibly at 0100 server time on Sunday. Waiting for schedule conformation.

Whoever is in charge of bullying Flings next round (we'll see today after the Vets match), I am available the whole day tomorrow from 11am till around 22pm server time. If you'd like we can probably have our game as early as tomorrow.

Whoever I might face, prepare to meet heavily annoyed and still damn beaten Flings on the pitch.

>>46856748
>22pm
meant 10pm, shit.

>>46851293

Azrael
17:00 server time....tomorrow? Cause that's an important distinction from 17:00 server time that was two hours ago.

>>46858020
>>46855246

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>MMM doesn't have anime qts as their vampire portraits

I mean, come on you're my favorite team, act like it

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=846521
Nurgle v Monkeys is now

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=846522

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=846521
nurgs/monkeys

>>46858452
Chaos vs Goblins

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>>46858449
>>46858452
>>46858454

>>46858515
This was known if you look up. They could have stopped it, but they didn't care.

>>46853230
>they are among the worst coaches
>one of the 2 won the league last season

>>46858338
I've also been disappointed that there wasn't some cuties on that team. The attention to detail otherwise is great...just no portraits.

>>46858581
>Implying you need to be good when you have a +ST werewolf and roll well

>>46858619

I don't really like crab with this much salt. Waiter, take it back.

>>46858720
>Implying crab doesn't like getting cucked

LITERALLY
PITCH
CLEAR

>>46859316
>ayylmao tries to talk him out of it

Hey I need a meme/fairy tale pun whos got somehting?

>>46859349
Worth a shot

>>46859423
Little Fuccboi Blue

>>46859488
thanks m8

>>46859423
The Nightingalo Sengen

Well... This certainly is a gameday.

Didn't watch the simyin-nurgle match. anything interesting happened?

>>46859824
Almost pitch clear, but no balls from nurgle

>>46859824
Monkeys are weak to aids. Gorilla-bowl ends in a disaster.
Aidstigor picks up the bowl and walks it in 2nd half for a 1-0 nurgle win.
Only 2 monkeys are on the pitch as the match ends.

>>46859881
I thought it was a single gorilla since the chimp ko'd itself on a dodge

>>46859824
The crowd asks for a pitch clear after hearing the other match got one, and even though it is well within the coach's reach, he bails out and goes for the t16td

>>46860036
Man I would have fouled had I not blown my score in the first half.

>>46860528
>even though it is well within the coach's reach, he bails out and goes for the t16td
>>>
> Anonymous 04/23/16(Sat)15:53:33 No.46860528▶
>>>46860036
>Man I would have fouled had I not blown my score in the first half.

no balls

Next match is listed for now are those two shitstains to stupid to start a match? WHERE'S THE MATCH FAGGOTS!?

So when's the game?

>>46852839
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=846560

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>gfi

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Here is your Animes as promised

>>46861809
>commeme

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Special Report:

I hope everyone is tuned in today, for today has been a special day for /tg/ League Blood Bowl. Three game and three near pitch clears. I'll be writing up quick recaps and looking for some of the coaches in the IRC for their comments.

Seriously, blood an apples depth. It is everywhere, and now I realize I should have worn better shoes.
First laundry.

All we need now is for Boss to show up

>>46861843
> Three game and three near pitch clears.

There was one actual pitch clear.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=846592
Final Vet match of round 2!

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This just in: Week 3 for the vets has begun!

and there I lose my fucking ghoul on a one die.

>>46863621
Fuck Ghouls

>>46863706
Oh no you didn't!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K7fCQlUhj0

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=846619

Face Fumpers Versus the recently bereaved Brettonian Werewolves

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=846619

>>46863754
>He's fast!

>https://fumbbl.com/p/player?player_id=11000862

Top fucking kek Tooby

>>46863754
>>46863767
Already? WTF is going on in this league?

People STILL choose chainsaws

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>>46858338
>>46858597

...

>>46861843
I want a report on the goblin game
We had a bonifide pitch clear

>>46864320
My Vampire Lord can't be this cute!

>>46864320
The middle one. 10/10 would rule the dead with

>>46864320
Totally creating a vampire team next season.
3 Neets trying to impress and waifu MMM.

>>46864476
>>46864476
Name one of them Daniel plz
For reasons

>>46864320
I'm gonna be seriously upset if there are no nudes available later

>>46863754
Game concluded 2-1 in favour of the Fumpers

>Mexico will pay

The quest won't kill this thread!

Rolled 2 (1d6)

Regen

>>46864565
You got it!

>2 underworld v chorfs matches this week
>my team gets the "weaker" chorfs to play.
This will end one of 2 ways. GG ludacrispytreats you done good my nigga.

>>46867823

Yo like every single match you go into it like it's the match he's going to die in, and he never does.

Face it, that stupid rat is unkillable.

>>46868200
Shhh. It's like saying break a leg when you mean good luck. I purposely place him in places where he might get ganked during the game to appease nuffle. He pays his life tax with the blood of his goblin team mates.

So, I've been hearing that Underworld is the nastiest low TV kill team. Or at least second nastiest after Undead. Is this true? I guess it makes sense with how good the warpstone troll is and how they have the best blitzers in the warpstone Storm Vermin

>>46868365
I think that norse might be more dangerous at real low tv, they share the issues of low av, are a touch slower but have higher strength spread out and the all important block on every piece

>>46868365
They can be dead killy at low. You are 3 normal skills (60 TV) away from getting clawpomp on a MA7 player.
The question is with rest of the team being AV7, it is high to win an attrition battle. Those gobbos will get taken off the field and you are likely to run out of players before the opponent does.

>drink 2 beers
>feel like shit

Tfw snake eyeing life

Which Star players are good and which are shit?

>>46864320
I know she's dead but I want to impregnate the one on the left

>>46869816
There is a guide on fumbbl on somewhere that does cost / skill analysis of players and rates them. I recommend checking it out.

>>46868540
Norse Yeti also gets natural ClawMb, with Pile On not far away.

>>46870848
Also not being really stupid make the Snow Troll really likable

>>46870848
Yes but you cant reliably level up your yeti like you can with skaven blitzers. Also no block but wild animal.

Norse berserkers are a better comparison except they cant get claw. But they get free jump up.

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>>46864574

Do not sexualize the Chiyo-chan.

>>46872466
>Not posting best girl first
Step it up King_Mad

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Aaaaaand we're up for Bowl Sunday!

After yesterday's barrage of matches and the completion of the Veteran's Round 2, this day presents us with a fight for the top! Everybody's (least)favorite runner up, Crab's 'Animeted Clothing' are meeting Werter's 'Za UnderWarudo'.

Crab's Chorfs have been proven to be a tough nut to crack, serving 15 of Crab's 22 total wins on Fumbbl, while only taking three losses so far. They've put him into the semi-finals of Season I and into the finals of Season II, and Crab vowed not to stop until AC is crowned champion. And their track record unmistakenly shows that they mean business!

On the other side, Werter's rag-tag group of goblins, furry ratmen and a warpstone troll with 014IQ, had more of a bumpy ride so far. Currently sitting at 4/1/3, Werter has had his hands full steering his band through the wreckage that was the previous season. ZeUnderWarudo are not to be underestimated though! Werter has only reaped clean 2-0 victories in Season III so far, and it remains to be seen if this crab will be able to stop the tide of vermin.

Will the Crab express continue, or will Werter prove to be the block that derails the train? Find out at 10PM Server Time today!

>>46875519
hype! but we all know how this'll end anyway....

>>46870848
err no. snow troll does not have mb

>>46868540
ulfs and the troll don't have block

you experts do actually play the game right?

>>46868365
where have you been 'hearing' this? it's bullshit. the only way it could possibly be true is if you made some min max squad with clawpomb blitzers and troll and unskilled goblins. that would be quite a feat and take a long time to build. out of the box, underworld are not bashing anything

nothing compares to undead at low tv because nothing else has mb without negatraits (apart from flings, i guess we can exclude them)

in terms of getting lots of hits fairly reliably, norse are good value, and also orcs, lizards, dwarves and chaos dwarves are your low tv bashers. khemri are ok for control and fouling, nurgle too

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>>46876305
>flings, i guess we can exclude them
Never underestimate the halfling bash.

Doomstar v Candy Wrappers happinging now. Come watch me get outclawed, yay

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Big Bad Evil Guys
vs
Foot Blooters

TODAY
In 30 minutes (14:00 server time)

>>46877045
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=846717

>>46877045
>>46877079
>Early afternoon in europe
>Night/Early morning in US
>Even at this time, the coaches manage to pick intersecting times for their games.

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>>46877148
Blame the Australian

>>46877148
woulda done it sooner, just woke up. zzzzzzz

Time to steal the specs from the Rats v Chorfs game:

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=846725

BBEG vs Foot Blooters

Candy Rappers are officially dead, and Chorfs aren't even done with their corpses.

>>46877454
Pour a 40 for mah nigga

>>46877450
>>46877454
and then a BLITZ

>>46877454
If somebody was called Murderface, I wouldn't wanna mess with them for sure.

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>>46877454

>>46872466
Excellent job King_Mad. Thanks for the picture. I shall add it to Chiyo-chan immediately.

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Picture of coach LawlessJustice

>>46877577
Maybe if I lost anyone else but I only have 2 dead and my whole team is fine.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM

Logic confirmed for biggest beta cuck, giving a time staller more turns to try and play the game.

>>46877633
>he thinks you can stall when the pitch is cleared

>>46877637
>He doesn't know about wasting 4 minutes of your life

>>46877633
Your insecurity is showing crab

>>46877705
I'm not mad, just disappointed

>>46877722
Nobody said anything about being mad you little insecure cuckyboo :^)

>>46877735
You just can't handle both my dubs.

>>46877764
(^:

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you're not alone yog

>>46877454

Hey! Claw did a thing.

>>46877870
>No permanent injuries or even MNGs
>Rolled a 6 on the winnings
>Didnt even lose

Eh, i might have been mad throughout the match, but im fine now.
Wondering who's gonna get the boot now.

>>46877958
You killed shredder yog. Be happy about that.

You did something the ninja turtles couldn't do

>>46878064
This was probably Ditzy Blitzer's final act of heroism. Now he can retire with honor and respect.
7 games after sustaining a neck injury is more than you can ask from many High Elf players.

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>Anger level of losing BOTH blitzers.
>Anger levels of playing BB in general
You win some, you lose some.

Holy shit what an awful day to be a rat.

>>46869948
But the Count is a good star player

>>46878721
Another rat genocide pending for 22:00 server time.

>>46870848
Yeti starts with Claw Frenzy. You have to grab MB for him.

>>46878774

People have no idea how Norse works. Probably should play some BB2 right after they release.

>>46878840
Just over a week to go.
I need to get some Breton player names sorted.

>>46877450
>>46877454
>snacklemore and Ludacrispy are now dead
How will Lawless ever recover?
His entire team now is just M&M and a bunch of av7 scrubs

>>46878897
>forgetting my under the radar thrower
She might not have doubles but having sure hands extra arms and accurate makes for some bullshit plays that has setup my wins in the past. But yea im totally boned until I get 50k for another blitzer.

I hate every single one of you

>>46879046
Haha, same!

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>>46879046
>Pic related, it's me and my witch elf. She just surfed someone. Shit was so cash

Capital Pun-ishment vs Gourmand's Delicatessen in 30 minutes.

Can the goblins kill that which is already dead?

>>46879177

Rookies will finish up today? I think the elves had a match scheduled for today too.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=846787
It's on.

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>>46879639

>>46880019
>>46880203

Sounds like I'm missing a fun game, but all I can see is a 0 - 0.

At least I won't ever have to play undead vs undead

>>46880224
Thats because neither team was trying to win

Note to self: chainsaw gangfoul before attempting to pick the ball up.

>>46879177

Sorry about being a bit late, it was a fun game though, and I finally got my second draw.

Next goal? Win a game.

>>46879201
When's the last rookie match?

>>46880736
01:00 at unknown time zone at unknown day

>>46875519
if crap loses hes getting cucked by logicsfate on the ranking

>>46877454
Wait, Chiaki Matsuda is in this league? No wonder Magical Girl Noir Quest has been delayed for so long.

>>46880766
That would be like an early Christmas present.

Fumbbl is working really weird right now or is it just me?

>>46882225
Seems pretty dead to me.

>>46882225
The fucking servers again. Those incompetent fucks couldnt run a webiste idfoaihfsasnlgsrFUCK THEM

If the servers aren't dead when the time comes around there may be a slight delay in Animeted Clothing v Za Underworld.

>>46882889
Seems pretty okay to me.

>>46882816
Could be worse, could be cyanide

>>46875519
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=846880
The game is on!

>>46883443
This is a sponsered episode of "Injuries Inc.", the main sponsor of Animeted Clothings

Nothing to see here folks

>>46883443
Crab confirmed for sucking off wizards.

>>46883443
>>46875519
Half-time report: 1-1

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>Crab after the Match

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THIS JUST IN: THE RAT ATE THE CRAB!

I REPEAT: THE RATATETHE CRAB

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WITNESSED

I feel so loved with all these spicy memes.

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>>46884666
my god

>Even in defeat Crab feels the need to talk about me

OBSESSED
B
S
E
S
S
E
D

>>46884747
>even as a spectator I feel the need to talk about how Crab, even in defeat, feels the need to talk about me
ANNOYING
N
N
O
Y
I
N
G

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>>46884666
>>46884733
trips and dubs confirm the happening

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>>46884666
Witnessed!

So, now that we have THAT out of the way, when are rookies finishing their last match?

>>46884838
Is that Matsuko Deluxe?

>>46884941
0100 Server Time

>>46884851
>>46884838
>>46884733
>>46884666
>>46884649
>>46884646
>>46884604

Santa is real!

>>46885139
We're starting up now. enjoy the darkie on darkie action

>>46887068
You forgot the link
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=846960

>both vet teams lose to the rookie teams in the UW V Chorfs game.
What a time to be alive.

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Week 3 is now officially on! The Vets have almost completed their week 3, step it up rookies.

As we wait for the scheduling to come in, tell me /tg/, What was the best/ most entertaining/ most impressive rookie Week 2 games?

Here are the updated Obituaries at https://fumbbl.com/p/notes?op=view&id=2692

I have not placed the 5 or so deaths that are currently in Round III yet because the round isn't over and I like to wait until that happens so that I don't accidentally miss anyone.

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>>46888660
>mfw when I have to play against Nurgle again.

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>>46888706
RIP in peace my niggas LudacrispyTreats and Snacksomemore. Ill be drinking to you tonight when I get out from work.

>tfw last time I played chaos I killed 2 chaos warriors

Plasticsword, if you could do me a favour and either win or draw your next game, that'd be just swell

>try to figure out how to set team so I that I would give up no inducements
>think I have everything fine
>realize I am 40k below what I planned after I hit ready
I could have taken another lino

Wew Lad.

Rolled 5 (1d6)

Regen

Wild animal power rankings
>1. Chaos Mino
>2. Snow Troll
>3. Chorf/Pact Mino
>4. Rat ogre

Very Stupid Power ranking
>1. BoN
>2. Warpstone Troll
>3. Pact Troll
>4. Troll

>>46891401
I'd rate chorf below pact one, because even though they are identical, the chorfs don't actually need the mino like pact sorta do

>>46891423
You should also distinguish between goblin and orc trolls, Orcs can easy do without but going without trolls in a goblin team is shit nigger what're you doing tier

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What a weekend folks! In just a few days Veterans completed Week 2 and most of Week 3, which meand I am behind, again. Let's get started.

Naggarond Knife Ears vs Animeted Clothing(0-2)
The first half features numerous failed dodges, a fireball that hit every target but the one it really needed to and an excruciatingly slow dwarf grind down the pitch for a turn 8 score.
Half two had an impressive attempt at a return score by the Knife Ears, but it was only an attempt. The outnumbered elves were constantly mobbed by their opponents. By turn 14 they had lost any semblance of control and lost the life of Star Blitzer Fallkniven Fine-Fingered, first death of the week. Just another step on the road to total domination for Crab's Animeted Clothing.

Foot Blooters vs Wurld's Ej Face Fumpers(1-1)

What started as a slow and effective orc grind down the pitch, marked with failed dodges and inability of the elves to do anything very effective at all, ended with a turn 7 surprise pass down the field by the Fumpers. The Fumpers, oft accused of being elves in disguise, did not live up to this moniker, failing the pass and losing the score to the half time buzzer.
The Blooters drive saw a cowed elf team, holding the ball in their own back field just long enough for the orcs to walk up and politely ask for it. The elves made an attempt at recovery, several in fact, but were knocked around, mobbed and surfed, until that was no longer an option. The impatient Orcs scored turn 14, leading to the inevitable 2TTD from the Blooters. Truly Nuffle was on their side for that little run.

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Doomstar Requiem vs Red Fang Rockets(0-0)
When I was a young girl, my village was struck by a fierce tornado of an angry god. The next morning I went out and saw two stone walls, that having fallen into each other, were holding each other up. That was this game. The early death of Rookie Orc Blitzer Starsmasha II suggested more than was delivered. The ball occasionally left the LoS but not far and not for long. A routine trading of possession, missed surfs and lack of action caused this game to be the fan voted Clown Fiesta of the Week.

On a note of Interest, Coach MauledByTheTigers lives up to the rumor that he never taught his orcs how to pick up a ball.


Monkey Majik vs Buddhist Elves(2-1)

Monkeys grinding down the field
Elves give ball to Crowd
Monkeys win, but at what cost?

>>46891765
I'm a fan of the haiku
Most Unexpected
More Often for Buddhist Elves?

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>>46891897
If Sasasing requested
Then I'd acquiesce
But my skills are in question

>>46891401
>>46891507

Rat Ogre also rates better than Chorf Mino.

>>46892030
Your Haiku seem fine to me
but what do I know
I'm just another anon

>>46892164
ROgre has
+1 MA, Prehensile tail
Mino has
Thick Skull, Horns
Snow troll has
-ag,-mb,-10K, DP, Claw

IMO Horns are better than tail when you consider that you kind of have to blitz to move anywhere and a mino needs only 1 assist to get a 3 die block on a st 3 on a blitz

>>46892267

We're talking about usefulness within the context of the team.

Chorf Mino brings absolutely nothing that Chorfs need - they already have lots of strength from Bull Centaurs and Guard pieces.

Rat Ogre serves as a conventional cage buster for the Skaven who normally have to rely on GR suicide dives, and he also is useful on the defense, as any players marked with prehensile tail are unlikely to dodge out and chase down GRs as they run by.

>>46888660
> What was the best/ most entertaining/ most impressive rookie Week 2 games?

Probably the gobbo games.

The first one had a pitch clear and a goblin team annihilating itself with bombs.

The other one was generally full of silly actions and both coache's questionable decisions (chainsaw fouling, impossible passes etc.).

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>>46872525

Stepped.

>>46893759
Always thought she was a Blonde

>>46893759
BEST GIRL

>>46893759
I want to be in those strong arms and inside that

>>46888660
I agree, gobbo games were both sweet, though there were other bloody matches as well.

>>46889073
I'm against some big dude so it could be dangerous for me

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>>46891681
>Just another step on the road to total domination for Crab's Animeted Clothing

>>46893759
-4 st

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>>46875519
>>46884666
>>46884604
>serving 15 of Crab's 22 total wins on Fumbbl
Crab confirmed for scrub thats carried by the Chorf's skills and lucky rolls
>mfw all his other teams have more losses than wins
>mfw he's too afraid of getting cucked to ever pick a non-bashing team
>mfw when he actually does and gets cucked into oblivion

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Tune in this evening 10pm server time to see big ears fight little feet!

The Naggarond Knife Ears will take on the Flings of MLA on the pitch! After the slaughter of the Flings and the "crabbing" of the elves we'll see some game of heights and lows!

Will MLA recover from their suicide madness we've seen last game? Will the Knife Ears simply outspeed MLA and take home an easy victory? Tune in later to find out!

>>46897002
Best luck to flings in this match!

>>46895523
>>46896214
Feels good to be a meme

apo

>>46892030
Haikus I don't find
particularly funny
to be honest senpai

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>>46899940
No need to worry,
Partly thought experiment
Part being lazy
Seriously though, I didn't have much to say about the game and I enjoyed making the haiku, so they might pop up here and there unconnected to any specific team.

Ladies and Gentlemen we may have a surprise matchup ready in just over an hour!

The Kronigsson Kriegsherrs will be taking on Hither Slither at 19:00 server time!

>>46900542
avantar should get his ass up to play some 145 games as well

>>46888660
Maybe I just remember it best because it was last, but C&C vs. EDS. had a lot going on: turn 8/16 plays on both sides, tons of elf bullshit, and general "Nuffle hates you" deaths.

>>46900952
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=847129
Tentacles, big hairy monsters and more!
Just like in your japanese cartoons guys! You might wanna watch.
Monkey Business vs Murder Machines

>>46900979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_QsCXm1vrk

>>46900542

We are live.

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=847146

>>46901804

Game ends 2 - 1 for the Slithers.

>>46900680
i was more busy then i liked : <

>>46903252
someone is sponsoring the fuck out of my team

>game 1 70k winnings.
>game 2 80k winnings.
>game 3 90k winnings.

>>46904653
>>46904653
>>46904653
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