Stat me, under the assumption that I am alive and will continue

>>46819661
Prince is actually an Immortal Elf switching between personas.

The great awakening is a few years late.

>>46819661
Type: Infantry (Character)
Unit Composition: 1 (Unique)
WS 9
BS 9
S 3
T 3
W 3
I 10
A 6
Ld 10
Sv -

Wargear:
- Holo-suit
- Prince's Crying Doves
- Prince's Kiss
- Pancakes

Special Rules:
- Deep Strike
- Eternal Warrior
- Fear
- Fearless
- Fleet
- Furious Charge
- Game: Blouses
- Hit & Run
- Precision Strike
- The Revolution

>>46819661
-11 HP

+5 Minnesota Nice

Just kidding, everyone from the Twin Cities is awful.

Level 11 Bard

>>46819661
>I am alive and will continue to be alive
-9 HP and stable

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>>46820064
Say that to my face and not online motherfucker

>>46819661
Immune to all Truenamer powers.

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>>46821836
He comes from Iowa man, pay no heed to him.
Souix Falls is a way nicer place, fucker, hell even Pierre is a better capital.

It's really bizarre, because I just checked up his wikipedia like two days ago because someone mentioned Purple Rain (as weird weather, not the song) on /tg/.

And I was all like "whoa, he's like 57 and hasn't died from a drug overdose. Good for him."

>>46821836
I'm in Fosston, come get me when you're done checking CityPages for pictures of you at the last Transmission.

Just kidding, I know you don't even have a car.

>>46819661
Additional skills:
Basketball

Despite his height he was apparently a pretty good ball player, in addition to the whole pop star sex god thing

>>46821926
>And I was all like "whoa, he's like 57 and hasn't died from a drug overdose. Good for him."
Damn you.

>>46822099
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magical_thinking

Araki's soul stone/10

>>46821907
>Sioux Falls
My nigga, where you at? I'm in Madison at the moment.

>>46822092
I heard he was down to ball any where, any time.

>>46822106
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing_the_joke

>>46822262
Currently, I am in Anchorage,Alaska because of jobs.
I was born in Aberdeen, moved to Spearfish for college and lived in Fort Pierre for the last 2 years before moving to Alaska.

>>46824151
Link doesn't work.

>tfw everyone on the news and on Facebook is mourning this guy's death
>tfw you have no idea who he is

>>46822092
That shirts vs blouses story from the Chappelle show is apparently pretty much 100% true based on what Prince himself said about it.

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Why does 2016 hate music?

>>46827063
Prince did play on his high school basketball team.

>>46820064
In what way burger friend?

+10 basketball ability
-20 masculinity

>>46827542
Lots of immigrants is probably what he means. Twin Cities is full of Somali's and Boat People.

>>46819995
>pancakes
What you did there, I see it.

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>stat me

bonkers/10

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBzx_3eOyZA

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Prince (4)
The Artist Formerly Known as Prince (3)
The Artist Formerly Known as 'The Artist Formerly Known as Prince' [3]

>(The last one is a double-pump cliché.)

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>>46819661
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxCAU7SYmd0

>>46819661
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 5d10 (27 hp)
Initiative: +3
Speed: 20 ft. (4 squares), fly 60 ft. (poor)
Armor Class: 14 (+1 size, +3 Dex), touch 14, flat-footed 11
Base Attack/Grapple: +5/–1
Attack: Bite +9 melee (1d4–2 plus petrification)
Full Attack: Bite +9 melee (1d4–2 plus petrification)
Space/Reach: 5 ft./5 ft.
Special Attacks: Petrification
Special Qualities: Darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision
Saves: Fort +4, Ref +7, Will +2
Abilities: Str 6, Dex 17, Con 11, Int 2, Wis 13, Cha 9
Skills: Listen +7, Spot +7
Feats: Alertness, Dodge, Weapon FinesseB
Environment: Temperate plains
Organization: Solitary, pair, flight (3–5), or flock (6–13)
Challenge Rating: 3
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 6–8 HD (Small); 9–15 HD (Medium)
Level Adjustment: —

>>46827649
>Lots of immigrants is probably what he means. Twin Cities is full of Somali's and Boat People.
Your inability to correctly use apostrophes aside, no.

>>46827542
"Minnesota Nice" is a phrase used to describe the often-disturbingly welcoming nature of people native to this corner of the US. People from outside the area are often surprised by how friendly total strangers will act to them when they come here. However, there is a cultural divide between the "Cities" people of Minneapolis and St. Paul, and the "Greater Minnesota" people who live in more rural environs. I was just teasing those Cities anons.

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He is now at peace. he is now DDDDOOMRIDER!!!!!!!!

Also https://youtu.be/yrexEsjnaUE

>>46819661
>Life is just a party, and parties weren't meant to last

Drugs used daily: 400

>>46825882

You have to be over 18 to post.

>>46834980
You fell for his epic trolling!

>>46834605
>implying not Keith Richards
Keith Richards is one of the few people who poppedthe most hardcore drugs in the industry like candies, including barbiturates, ether and heroin for, like, what, 40 years? And then he got off the needle scot-free.

Prince kicked my auntie in the face when she tried to climb on stage at a concert.

Improved unarmed strike.

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>>46825275

>>46835152
>trying to climb on stage
Human garbage

>>46835657
She's pretty terrible in general. That's why it's one of my favourite family stories.

>>46834980
What if you know who he is/was and never particularly cared?

>>46835725
Then why are you in this thread?

>>46835742
Honestly?

I have no idea I clicked because of the thumbnail.

>>46826998
The hell is this thing? Seems a bit like some WoD sheet, but somehow even more horrible.

High Level Bard. Dude was an insanely talented musician.

>>46835778
>WoD sheets are horrible
u wot m8

This is a sheet for Eoris. It uses a dicepool of d20s if I remember correctly.

resist disease: -200
status with patron god: forsaken

>>46826998
somehow this looks worse than playing FATAL

>>46826998

This isn't nearly purple enough.