>You have infiltrated the BBEG's ship and reached the

>>46794651
>Finally find the car keys your character lost during the campaign intro session

>>46794651

Does that mean I was the BBEG's ship? Or out of game the DM's been shipping the BBEG and me? Is the literal narrative vehicle ship a metaphor for the figurative narrative relationship shipping? Is this the DM's way of telling me something, or am I overanalyzing the situation and the DM's just shit and doesn't know what the fuck he's doing?

>The ship was inside you the entire time. The campaign just gave you the confidence you needed to believe in yourself.

>>46794651
Welp. Time to roll a fort save and hope i don't die from internal explosions.

>>46794651
>The self destruct button actually destroys your self
>It's not a weapon, it's a tool for enlightenment

>>46794714
Self destruct button. It causes whoever presses it to self destruct. How fucking hard was that to put together.

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>>46794651
Sorry guys, I've got to take this.

>>46794789
>How fucking hard was that to put together.

It probably required a lot of advanced magitech engineering, so I'd say pretty difficult.

>>46794789
Who made this button? An evil Amelia Bedilia?

Well im being fucked with by chaos,

>keikaku Dori da

>>46794771
>you gain brouzouf

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>>46794812
whos that

what if i press it again

>>46794651
The Downward Spiral album starts playing it's intro track. It's time for the last hoorah.

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>>46795694
i want to fuck amelia bedilia

>>46794812
>Android mobile phone
Kek

>>46794651
>"I've had worse."
Try to find our host so I can give him the biggest hug in the world.

>>46795711
Do you want her to make your dick explode?

>>46795763
i want to shoot my load into her

>>46795763
...yes.

>>46795711
"Hey Amelia, why don't you gimme some head ;)"

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>>46795840
talk about getting aHEAD of yourself

>>46794651
When you say "starts beeping", you mean "continues to beep", right?

I'd be concerned if I stopped beeping for some reason.

>>46796499
[beeping intensifies]

>>46794651
OH COME ON

I WAS SO CLOSE

WHY