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>party needs a healer >ask the local barman to send any

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>party needs a healer
>ask the local barman to send any clerics that come looking for work your way
>he misunderstands your accent and instead sends you a clerk

>you now have a clerk and no healer in your party
What do you do?
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Put the clerk to work sorting our loot and shit.
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From what I've heard clerks were really into murdering people back then so they'll probably fit right in. Keep them and continue looking for a healer of some kind, when possible.
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My taxes.
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>>46784977
>From what I've heard clerks were really into murdering people back

You've got my attention.
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>>46784890
sounds like a clerical error
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>>46784890

well i'm playing a game where we are literally all vikings and our goal is to get into valhalla, and one of the modifiers for the mechanic to get in is how famous you are, so i get that clerk recording and embellishing our adventures and then publishing them to skalds. Who cares if we don't have a healer? half the point of the game is to die.
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>>46785149
Good sport, old boy.
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>>46784890
Tell the clerk to hire a cleric.
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>>46785123
https://twitter.com/DeathMedieval
Some guy has a twitter bot set to disgorge random medieval coroner's reports on a regular basis. For some reason violent clerks come up a lot. (The reason, technically, is that what they were referring to as "clerks" were probably mostly drunken college students.)
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>>46785210
>mostly drunken college students

It's like poetry.

>http://medieval-death-bot.tumblr.com/faq
Neat stuff.
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>>46785200
He crunches the numbers and it looks like you won't be able to afford a full-time cleric unless you step up your plundering.
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>>46785361

Well then, time to murder hobo like we mean it.
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