How can I stop my player from trying to marry (or just get with)

well have them encounter or hear about the last fool who tried, and all the terrible things that happened to him and his dick. Do a full on gore porn exposition for like ten minutes on how terrible an idea it is, if that doesn't stop them, just let them do it and have the "waifu" kill them.

Well, you could direct him to a lewd group that permits that sort of thing. Maybe he won't drag his magical realm into yours if he has an outlet for it.

>>46745578
Tell him he can play Monster Girl Quest on his own time, and the next time he tries it he's going to get auto-critted in the face.

Also,
>What is wrong with doing your duty and marrying a human women?
Since when is it a "duty" to marry at all, and why should it just be to human women? Elves, Gnomes, Halflings, Dwarves, and Orcs need love too, you know.

>>46745707

Agreed, you love who you love, as long as they are sentient beings who don't eat people. That addendum needs to be added.

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>What is wrong with doing your duty and marrying a human women?

Listen here before I slap those fool words right out your mouth, boy: we only marry tieflings in this family!

>>46745707
>Tell him he can play Monster Girl Quest on his own time

>and why should it just be to human women?

I don't know when how or where the wires got crossed anon, but they got crossed like motherfuckers.

>>46745578
You want him to stop?

>>46745663
>>46745676
Have the right idea.

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>>46745578
But marrying a human woman would be forsaking your duty as a man.

>>46745578
State flat-out that they have no romantic or sexual interest in humans/elves/etc.

>>46745578
>How can I stop my player from trying to marry (or just get with) weird monsters in game?
You don't.

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>>46745972
What if the monsters want the elves and humans to interbreed?

>>46746037
Go to the elf thread you BEE (big elf ear) loving slut.

>you will never marry a hyperactive abomination and get raped literally all night so hard you have a limp in the morning

Is there anything to say he can't still do his duty? Had a player who went as far as to fuck a giant spider (not a monstergirl, literally just a giant intelligent spider) but still had himself a sweetheart he'd later marry.

Or even work the relationship with it, different game player was married and had a minotaur farmhand who was his mistress. NPC wife knew and was more or less ok because she wasn't human.

>>46745578
>doing your duty and marrying a human women
Well for one i'm a women and for second i'm not human so that would be a big political kerfuffle probably ending in jail time for myself and my spouse. Third same sex marriage is also not a thing where I am. So doubly in trouble.

>>46746137
It would feel more intense than that if they are powerful psychics. You would have the pleasure centre of your brain thoroughly stimulated while she changes your perception of time to make a few minutes feel like days. You'll be more than fucked silly by the end of it.

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>>46745815
You stopped reading that a sentence short, anon. Try again, because my wires are straight and neatly organized.

>>46746230
Knowing how crazy Nyarko is for Mahiro-kun it's not unlikely

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>>46745578
>let him succeed just once
>have the monster tell him she'll be waiting for him after he finishes his quest
>then have the monster threaten him with unspeakable suffering if he tries it with any other monsters

>>46745578
>a human women
Like with multiple personalities? Or siamese twins?

Inter-species STDs

>>46748871
That's how most if not all STDs got started.

>>46749023

Are goats still safe? I'm asking for a friend.

>>46745578
Let him.
Monster eats his alive, pelvis first.

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>>46745578
Stop playing games with /tg/
I play with a group of normies friends, and this never happens. meaning I always have to hide my power level and prevent myself from weirding them out by trying to romance their wierd Eldritch horrors

>>46745578
Make them not have sex organs at all.

>>46749291
>"So I fuck it!"
>"You cannot. It's a spider."
>"But it's got the right parts!"
>"No, it doesn't. It's a spider. Like, a regular spider, but huge."
>"I try to fuck it anyway."
>"Okay. As you fumble falteringly for some sort of crevice in it's shell you can use for sex, it bites you and it's venom courses through your veins, killing you. Because it's a spider."

>>46749329

Spiders have sex parts though.

>>46749345
Not sex parts you'd want to go sticking your dick in mate.

>>46749580

Not with an attitude like that.

>>46749580
A fair amount of them will bite your head off, too.

>>46749329
Spiders routinely eat their mates. A few species of spider are known to engage in a form of "bondage" where they tie the female up with webbing long enough to fuck them and flee, because otherwise the female will kill them.

If that sounds magical realm-y, Google it for yourself. I swear I'm not making that up.

>>46749582
What can I say, I like my dick, and I want to keep it intact for sweet sweet elf pussy, or pelvis shattering athletic orc sex. Why the hell would I want to fuck a spider when I can try and bag a waifu from these or half a dozen other fantasy races that are actually people?

>>46749825

You'll figure it out once you grow up, lad.

"I roll to fuck the monster."
"It accepts your overtures."
"Alright! I drop my pants and approach!"
"It rears back and impales your stomach with its spear-like penis, spraying caustic seed into your guts."
"Dude what?"
"Its a giant insect, what the hell did you expect it would do, have sex like a mammal?"

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>>46749580
Eh, they're relatively straightforward

>>46750017
Only bedbugs do that.

>All of these NORMIES wanting to fuck humanoid beings
>Not wanting to fuck elde itch abominations and unknown horrors
Pleb taste desu

>>46745578
Let them succeed, fade to black and inform them their character is now dead from the deed and they have to re-roll.

Insist that any details are unable to be explained in this reality.

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>>46745767
I want to cuddle that tiefling.

>>46745578
Let your player have fun faggot

>>46751412
Best pillows.

>>46745578
Cultural taboos, my friend!

There's no abberant player behavior a good old Paladin-led witch hunt can't solve! Also, make the monsters actually capital-e Evil. Anything resembling 'love' from them is simply possessiveness and lust and possibly hunger. They don't 'want' your player, they want to USE him, or eat him, or use his rotting corpse as feed for their thousand young, or whatever have you. Also prevents him from going all "b-but the Paladins should fall for getting in the way of twu wuv!"

>>46752126
Mfw the guy who wants the monster waifu us playing a paladin

>>46745663
> Do a full on gore porn exposition for like ten minutes on how terrible an idea it is,
Don't go that way. It could be Magical Realm for all you know.

>>46753548

You know your right, I hadn't thought if that.

>>46746037
Tell Molag bal to go fuck himself

>human women
>women
>en
>E

WHY DO SO MANY OF YOU FUCKING RETARDS DO THIS

W O M A N


WOMEN IS PLURAL

>>46754353

exactly anon, since we are in a fantasizing anyway it is our duty to play our our harem fetish. It is not a typo, it is not a grammatical error, it is a reflection of my intent to have a wife, a few concubines, and a couple slave girls i fuck for the hell of it.

>>46754863
but why is there an 'a'? A(n) literally means one

a woman = one woman

>>46754353
marrying many women is still halal

Still feel bad for the player whose character gave himself up to a relationship with an eldritch nightmare. He saved us all for it though, and by all accounts the world.