>an ancient evil gets arrested and is ultimately convicted

>>46583055
The ICC only works when you have already defeated the "evil"

>>46583369
>The ICC doesn't work
FTFY

>>46583055
>Everyone is eager to see it put to death for its crimes, but the evil's lawyers spend years filing appeals and claims for leniency, so everyone just kind of loses interest

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>>46583369
From my point of view the ICC are evil

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>>46583472
>a heroic paladin involved in overseeing the case talks about the bullshit the ancient evil's lawyers are pulling, is overheard in a tavern
>the court throws the paladin in jail for leaking sealed court documents
>the ancient evil skates on a technicality

>>46583472

>Eventually the case becomes too tiresome for everyone involved and the Ancient Evil turns it around and sues everybody that is applicable for it.

>>46583472
>For a thousand, thousand years my lawyers have protected me while I rot in this cell. But I was never imprisoned. I waited here, patiently, plotting, planning, biding my time until the time was right, until everything was in place. The time is now, and you are the final piece. I, a power unknown in this world for uncounted generations, power of which you cannot even comprehend, have summoned you here, today, now, for I have need of your mortal form. You may resist if you please, but know that I will treat you the worse for it when I destroy your mind and take your body.

>>46583472
>Most of the appeals and claims are thrown out and the evil is put to death.

It's what happened to Visser 3/1.

>>46583626

didn't it just get an arbitrarily long prison sentence?

>>46583671
Can't remember.

>>46583671
>The Court cannot impose a death sentence. The maximum sentence is 30 years. However, in extreme cases, the Court may impose a term of life imprisonment.

>>46584959
>the ancient evil, being undead, cannot be sentenced for life

>After spending some time in prison, the being formerly known as "The Ancient Evil" has been deemed rehabilitated and now understands the fleeting nature of lawful societies, but also the myriad ways it can dominate and spread suffering while still following the law.

>>46585511
>given life sentence due to bureaucratic mixup
>is immediately let out because his life is over

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>Good's lawyers stick on a bunch of bullshit rules for his parole.

>>46585546
>The ancient evil has now become The annoying twat.

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>>46583055
>reminder of rejection

>>46586416
Yeerks prefer Starfire, no wonder they failed with all that shit taste.

>>46583055
Had this actually happen in a campaign.
>Modern Earth
>Evil goddess arrives, adds magic, chaos happens, monsters everywhere
>Heroes get together and rather then outright fight her, figure out how to depower her
>Goddess is rendered mortal, captured and sent to stand trial for warcrimes
>Found guilty and hanged

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>>46583055
>>an ancient evil gets arrested and is ultimately convicted of war crimes by the International Criminal Court

Why hello there

>>46583055
Bitch please. They can't even bring Dick Cheney into custody.

>>46583055
Yeah, epilogues in general aren't great.
Except for Tolkein's. The man could write an epilogue.

>>46588006
what if the ancient evil has brown skin

>Case must be restarted after paladin in jury found to have prior bias with Ancient Evil
>Paladin sent to jail for 15 years for contempt of court and attempted assault after trying to Smite the Ancient Evil in court after learning of this

>>46583055
>The BBEG's plans of world domination is thwarted when his minions start forming powerful unions and go on strike while negotiation better wages.

>>46588912
>paladin's testimony dismissed after he claimed to be able to "detect evil" in the defendant

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>>46586416
>I have not been back to the pool in months

>>46589072
He's been eating oatmeal.

It's how a Yeerk can get around going to the pool, but it drives them insane.

>>46588900
>Archer unloads a dozen arrows into its back
>"I was threatened!"

>>46589140
#EvilUnlivesMatter

Didn't this shit happen in the 2003 TMNT show?

Assuming it´s a lich or something similar. What does the court give for destruction of property?

>>46589127
That sounds like complete bullshit, but Google supports your assertion...

>>46589314
Read Book 17, Anon.

>>46589393
>>46589314
Wasn't it specifically MAPLE Oatmeal?
Book 17 was the one where they find this out, so the gang morphs into moles in an attempt to dig a hole over the Pool so they could dump a bunch of oatmeal into it right?

... Got I forget that they were kids until I remember shit like that plan.

>Ancient evil is technically not a person
>None of the civil liberties or right of due process can be applied
>It gets the death penalty in the time it takes to read his list of offenses.
Also those people who say "lol the lawyers will make him win and Sue everyone else" do you honestly believe anything like that would happen?

>>46583055
Is it weird that I used to fap to this as a kid?

>>46590294
Or someone shows up to pull a Jack Ruby, and that's that.

>>46589515
... wow, that's stupid

>>46583055
I doubt this would fly. You'd be hard pressed to convict someone of a crime if they did it before it became illegal. Human rights are a super recent thing. If the bbeg did his/her shit more than a few hundred years ago his defense could be as simple as raising the question of being targeted or that if his conviction stands any one else guilty of similar things must be held accountable retroactively making the majority if historical figures war criminals

>>46590896
>Human rights
>Human
>Ancient Evil=\=Human
Humans are also known for killing what we testify are monsters. If hitler came back to life in the next twenty years would we even put him on trial due to all available witnesses being deceased?

>>46583626
>>46583671
No. He got sentenced to prison. It was, I want to say, a tan-coloured box in Kansas. But he didn't get host. He got to rot as just a Yeerk.

>>46590896
In a similar vein, could the ancient evil run for president if it older than the country by at least 10 times over?

>>46593858
Were they a resident of the Country when it was founded, or of the purchase/territory when it was incorporated?

>The ancient evil brings with it ideas of literacy, art, reason, and democracy from its bygone era, inspiring a renaissance

>>46594016
does sealed in a jar at the bottom of a hole in a lake count?

>>46591052
Eichmann was tried in a kangaroo court after being kidnapped by Israeli Jews.

We humans love our show trials.

>>46594044
According to the Birther equivalent, probably not.
According to most others, probably.

>>46590463
Like, that image specifically?

I really, really wanna say yes, but my time on the internet has made me dubious.

>>46590463
Yes but only because the resolution sucks

>>46594379
But remember anon, we're living in the era of resolutions in the thousands. Animorphs was from the nineties, and thus the image likely is too. So back in Ye Olden Times, that was probably a fair-sized image. When your computer resolution is probably 720, that's a decent sized picture.