CYOA thread

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>>46475439

In just 7 hours, Harem Creator will usher in the greatest shitstorm of our generation by posting the secrets for this! Don't miss the shittiest event of 2016!

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>>46495767

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>>46495773
I wait with baited breath
Until then have an oldie but a goodie

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I'm going to go ahead and repost this even though it was just last thread. I'm pretty sure it's new content and I don't think it got many/any real builds.

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>>46496113

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>>46496125

>>46496113
>I'm pretty sure it's new content
It isn't, it's half a year old.

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>>46496138

>>46496136
Oh well. I'm half way done so I'm gonna finish posting it anyway.

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>>46496181
and done.

>>46495773
The return of a legend.

>>46495773
>can't post my OC for a week due to the all consuming shitstorm inbound
Thanks a lot

>>46496281
Just post it, and keep posting it. The shitstorm will be gone eventually, and having something else to focus on might even help in making it dissipate sooner.

>>46496334
Or it might get consumed in the conflagration! You can never know! There's always excitement!

>>46496113
Type: Familiar
Egg: Tiny
Body Type: Humanoid (primary), Avian, Eldritch
Body Perks: Flight (wings)
Magic perks: Unnoticed, animal friend
General perks: Lucky
Complications: Pacifist, Clingy
Size: Small (before egg)
Elements: Time, Space, Force, Light, Fauna, Flora
Scenario: Ordinary life
Companions: Kit the Kitsune

Stats
Str 0
tough 0
agi: 45
magic: 60

A fairy familiar with lots of useful magic to share. She won't hurt anyone or anything, and she won't go away. Fortunately nothing really wants to hurt her, and other people can't usually see her anyway. She can easily substitute magic for strength (force telekinesis), and familiars can't be permanently killed as long as their master lives

This build was pretty much as boring and generic as could be made while still giving access to a number of useful magics.

Overall I'm somewhat disappointed with this CYOA. It gives the player too much freedom with the fluff and generally just turns into "make anything you want". The only parts that are particularly restrictive are the base stats and magics.

>>46496479
One perk too many. Add Cheery to the complications. Seems very appropriate.

Within a month I'll probably be wishing I had put Mute in there, but I'm not gonna.

>>46496070
I feel like before a presidential address, except the president is about to declare war on China.

>>46475439
Samantha is tempting, as she's somewhat close to my own ideals, but not quite, and that disclamer is too worrying.

I'm going to choose The Moon. The Moon is a reflection of the self, that card should either be a character based on me or a change to me directly. For the record, I went with the blue box in that other CYOA and wasn't disappointed.

>>46496547
The moon also stands for deception and trickery. I don't trust it not to fuck me up, all the more so now that we know who's behind this.

>>46496562
The Nine of Cups might be the best one if you're looking for a stable relationship. It represents contentment, stability, and emotional fulfillment. Granted, it also represents the opposite of all those things, so maybe it wouldn't be a good idea. All the cards are upright and not reversed, so they should give the positive aspects, but as you say: we can't trust the guy who made it.

>>46496562

Supposedly the cards are "fair", but as you said, knowing who is doing this particular cyoa, it's hard to say whether that's really true.

I'll withhold final comment until I actually see it.

Can't say I'm optimistic, the creator hasn't learned anything from the last time, if their comments have been any indication. Frustrating, to say the least.

>>46496562
Worst case scenario it would be a trap. That's pretty bad from my point of view, but this time around you have the option of backing out.

Likely options are girl-you, maybe not a carbon copy of the last one (who was your sister), but something similar along those lines, or else a be the girl option.

I suppose it could be something more mundane, like for example a spy girl if you want to go with the trickery aspect, but that would be too boring for a mystery box option imo.

>>46496735
Could also be an evil twin girl, which would kind of suck, but still be kind of hot too depending on how he plays it.

>>46496708
The fairness comment makes me more worried. Madam lyubitchka is implied to have a fairytale witch standard of fairness. I'm predicting some kind of punishment.

Holy shit, you guys get serious about your masturbatory fantasies here. Have you ever considered maybe not trying to start a giant shitstorm and just ignoring it?

>>46496774
Nope. This is what we do for fun. Most of us probably won't admit it but we like getting mad. It's the only time we feel anything but despair

>>46496808
Sounds like you want more CYOAs like this, then. Maybe I should make one.

>>46496837
Please, anon. Leave this to the experts. Harem Creator is the Leonardo da Vinci of producing shitstorms.

>>46496774

You act as if this isn't typical for the cyoa thread.

There's always a shitstorm brewing, or going on.

As it is, I know you're trying to kick up one by stirring the pot, so you apparently can't take your own advice.

>>46496762

Not that it is relevant, but it's sort of interesting that Madam Lyubitshka's pic is originally of Zeniba from Spirited Away, who is very grandmotherly and kind.

However, she has an identical sister, Yubaba, who is shown for most of the movie to be quite twisted and greedy when it suits her.

>>46496854
Lyubitshka is strange. She calls herself a matchmaker and all, but says she doesn't do love potions. She rewards you greatly for a minor act of kindness (supposedly helping you find love because you picked up her groceries) but decided to include a "lesson" because you LOOKED AT HER FUNNY ONE TIME. Then she acts coy about the tarot cards...

She's more like an Alice in Wonderland character than Yubaba.

>>46496934
She says she doesn't do love potions for ethical reasons. I'm assuming she thinks it's coercive to bewitch a girl into liking you but not to make you run into her under favorable circumstances.

She's got the morality of a True Fae from Changeling: The Lost.

>>46496934
That's... Completely par the course for fairytale witches.

>>46496848
Ok. I'll just work on a memory death CYOA then.

>>46497063
I bet harem creator could do a memory death CYOA that cause even more anger

He's the Beethoven of butthurt
The Mozart of mad
The Schubert of shitstorms
The Chopin of chain storms

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>>46497128

Reminder that the best way to stop a shitstorm is to just not overreact

Like, if a mystery box sucks, who cares?

>>46497128
I wanted to add something with "flamewars", but I don't know any famous composers starting with F.

>>46497197
B-but...what if I'm really angry? And I w-want everyone to know how angry I am?

>>46497211
Then go to /b/ you imature cunt

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>>46497239
A++ would be responded to again.

Can we post more choice games instead of waxing poetic about how legendarily shitty is HC?

>>46497286
I got the joke, fucko
Even joke shitstorming is retarded

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>>46497296
> joke shitstorming
That is not the joke friendarino.
Perhaps you should take a break and go for a short walk? All that rage can't be good for your blood pressure.

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>>46497321
>Using five year old memes

>>46497063
You too, huh?
I'm glad to hear I'm not the only one going that route.

>>46497549
Transcend shittiness.

Make a CYOA about promiscuous memory death shitty waifus with secret cards.

>>46495773
Do you want me to make a waifu CYOA with no surprises superfast?

>>46497742
Don't dilute the rage.

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>>46497763
Dilute it with some more rage.

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>>46497798
>Pixie Girl
>Underdeveloped
>Institution
>Middle Class
>Unemployed (In School)

Oops I made Knives

Does anyone have the hell pdf with the seven deadly sins?

>>46497627
>Transcend shittiness.
Many have tried. They're all dead now. Can't be done. When you do something shitty ironically, you're just adding to the shit pile.

>>46497063
It's identity death. Caused by memory loss.
Get your terminology right.

The time draws near.

Someone must post Anime Harem CYOA with random cards in preparation.

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Name: Honkey Quinn
Gender: Female
Origin: Privateer Extraordinaire
Tech Understanding: Advanced
Ethereal Manipulation: Common
Perks: Adaptability, Lucky, Survivor, Fourth Wall Awareness, Alchemist, Ai Expert, Entertainer, Runner
Credits: 60
Little Things: Notorious, Brothers of the Bite, Food Intolerant, Scattered Mind, Dalla x4
Faction: True Travelers
Covenant: Anarchist Commune
Armor: Upgraded Travelers Leathers (Clown Outfit)
Weapons: Yautja Brace (Dual, Upgraded), Mines (Screamer), Stun Hammer, Stun Pistol, Las-Rifle, Grenades (Flash, Dud)
Misc: EMP Clusterfucker, Standard Breather, Battle Music Projectors (Vuvuzela), Bro Bot, Bro Bot, Bro Bot, Bro Bot, Time Stop Projector, Internal Sustenance Module, Tebulasi Frigate
You spot this colorful individual standing around the corner from a toolbox with a large banana peel placed under it. They seem to be waiting for something to happen.
When they spot you they tell a terrible pun.

+Suprisingly helpful in a fight...Just not in ways you expect
+Seemingly endless supply of bananas
+Occasionally the puns are moderately funny
-/+Well known among certain groups, May not be a good thing.
-Expect to be pranked often. Some of them will be funny. Most of them wont.
-Impossible to sneak if they are nearby, they wear large honking shoes and if you ask them to sneak they put on sneakers that also honk.
-Prone to overreacting to small things, A small shove can have them bringing out the guns.

>>46497906
Stop posting this shit, nobody cares

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>>46497906
Traveler CYOA, someone link the images

>>46497919
I don't care, but I don't mind either. What would you? This is the cyoa general and those people are posting cyoa builds.

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>>46497922
That's not the latest version m8.

>>46497946
>861KB
>>46497922
>865KB
I dont know whats going on but neither of you posted the images

>>46497798
tomboy
fit
loving home
old money
worker
likes giving pleasure more than receiving it
>>46497919
I choose you as my sacrifice. For being grumpy.

>>46497961
If they inherit traits of the sacrifice like it says, aren't you just going to get a mad af waifu?

>>46497954
It's 39 images, fuck posting all that.
https://www.mediafire.com/folder/43r0qdm4sm895/The_End_Approaches

>>46497993
thats what I meant to link, So which of those is newer? One has the image at the start and is bigger

>>46497988
Tsundere is the new hotness.

>>46497961
>>46498006
I-its not like I'm into you, anon-kun

>>46497954
>larger one has an image
>smaller one doesn't

The newer version does away with the image. and also they both have a version number after the intro page. The imageless one is 1.06 the one with the image is 1.001

>>46498004
The file is only bigger because of the intro image, look at the number of pages and the version number on the second page.

>>46497922
>v1.001
>115 pages

>>46497946
>v1.06
>129 pages

>>46495851
Faithful sheep princess
>is very weak and can be taken out with a few hits
Welp, i know who i am going to rape.

>>46497798
>sacrifice an enemy
>make them a shrinking violet, actually-a-guy, abused, destitute and unemployed
>they're now a faggot that got beaten by his bum dad and turned into a NEET
>reject them hard
>ponder upon the nature of existence and identity death

>>46497798

Except I wouldnt kill anyone, my choices would be:
Shrinking violet, amazon (and/or fit, if possible), loving home, middle class/new money, and the job is irrelevant.

>>46497205
The Fauré of Flamewars

>>46497798
>Shrinking violet
>Underdeveloped
>Orphan
>Destitute
>Unemployed
>She can only get off through unprotected vaginal sex with a man and sex denial

>>46498086
You get what you wish for, fucko, you're the sacrifice

>>46498084
Sorry, i meant priestess

>>46497798
>dislike crying or other forms of weakness
Damn, she would hate me.

>>46498120
Harem Creator: Composing Disaster

>>46497798
Sacrificing that anon:
>>46498249
And making him
>Shrinking Violet
>Underdeveloped
>Neglected
>Old Money
>Academic

Sexual preferences: reluctant at first since she used to be a male anon.

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>>46498126
Can't I just do the same thing back at you?
Why would you subject yourself to that?

>>46498312
You love him, you can't bring yourself to sacrifice him.

>>46498249
Write it in as a fetish
>tomboy
>athletic
>neglected
>destitute
>homeless.
>while tomboy doesnt like you feeling pity and miserable about yourself, she does accept you for who you are if you are trying to do your best. She loves to be affectionate, and her greatest fetish is hugging you as close as possible for hours at a time.
dont leave her anon... please...

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You'll be a good mommy, right Anon?

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>>46498363
By the way, I'm the same guy who made Alchemist.

>>46498323
Maybe I don't believe in identity death.
Maybe I think that sacrificing him would just make him love me back and give us both the life we deserve.
How about this.
>Tomboy
Keeps the same personality. Still the person I'm magically in love with.
>actually-a-guy
for the unprotected vaginal sex
>loving family
give me in-laws to replace a real family
>old money
shouldn't have made me destitute, now you'll be providing for me for the rest of my days
>Academic
Have him be a highschool student and way younger than me, for the power relationship
>unprotected vaginal sex and sex denial
So there. Balance has been restored.
Enjoy being bullied in highschool for being a trap btw

>>46495810
>>46495767
Power Metal!
>Power (2)
Strength and Unbreakable
>Speed (3)
Enhanced Speed
>Solo (8)
Amazing voice, Sonic Vocals, Banish Demons

Aryan
>Traits (11)
Graceful, Handsome, Wall Crawl

>Items
Leather Vest, Axe, Waterskin (17)
Clothes, Pack, Currency [x4] (20)

>Companions (25)
Plant Girl, Mo, Airi-Metal

>>46498363
>>46498380
This idea only appeals to me where it's that thing where you're cursed to eternally lay eggs.

>>46495773
I am ready.

>>46497742
Nah, the surprise element has given these threads a form of discussion and something to bring people back to them; unlike a one-off.

>>46495773
Meh. I lost interest when i realized tomboy was a lesbian, so it wont hurt as much.

>>46498410
Not all discussion is good discussion and this kind of thing discourages creators.

>>46498363
>>46498380
I appreciate the mystery box

>>46498363
>>46498380
Any chance for an option where it's basically the mystery box, 'cept it'd be "in addition to", not "instead of"? Willing to pay additional points.

>>46497798
Shrinking Violet
Amazon
Institution
Old money
Manager
Her breasts are super sensitive and playing with them is almost as good as sex.

>>46498591
So you're both the pregnant woman, and her roommate?

>>46498398
The plot thickens

My family forces me to stay away from you since they don't want to deal with their son (raised daughter) being in love with a worthless, friendless beta homeless girl who has a bad influence

>>46497627
You've given me a beautiful idea.

>>46498641
God anon, you sound mad.

>>46498661
>Not playing along
Jesus anon, you sound autistic.

>>46498641
Maybe we should sacrifice them so we can be together.
It's not murder! We're giving them a new life.

>>46497993
One day I'll finish a build for this. One day.

>>46498672
Just making an outside observation. That observation has not changed

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So, I'm back home and here's the secrets section of the CYOA. I can already recognize in retrospect some mistakes I've made in the presentation, such as making certain details too obvious or not enough (and, namely, waiting 24 hours before posting, which is surprising because it actually worked for the last CYOA that did that and even for my own first Harem one, which was released over several days), but overall I'm pleasantly surprised. The level of rage directed at the CYOA itself was comparatively minimal, every girl was picked at least ones, and the discussion was creative and fruitful.

I can't hope this won't anger anyone, but I actually think I might be also surprised by how few it will. A lot of observation went into the smallest details in here, from the pictures chosen to the wording of descriptions, and I'm confident in most. As you know, I'm a firm believer in that "harshness" is integral to the identity of CYOAs - as a medium, few others are better suited to provoking people to consider their choices, which can be an emotionally powerful experience and an avenue to self-realization. With this kind of CYOA, the real question isn't "which girl you picked", but "how would you respond to finding out ____ about her, and what does it mean about you?". I hope that by not shying away from "harshness", but presenting it properly, this issue can be safely addressed.

This is why I chose to keep the level of harshness (with one exception) flat across the board - what I did change was the treatment. With each option, "harshness" was presented differently. In ascending order of how much anger I think they might provoke, these were:

1. Replacing expected harshness completely.
2. Ignoring negatives.
3. De-emphasizing negatives.
4. Changing the subject of harshness.
5. Changing the focus of harshness.
6. Silver lining harshness.
7. Distracting from harshness.

(as a fun exercise, try figuring out which character was which).

(more on method in the next post)

>>46498363
Screw it, let's do this.
Bazarre (17)
Tropical (16)
Accepting (15)
Magical Realm (14)
Attractive (13)
Home (12)
Milky (11)
Milky plus (10)
Choose appearance (9)
Change assets (9)
Model (8)
Add baby X8 (0)

If I'm gonna be pregnant and have no back pain, might as well go all out.

>>46498673
>Parents are in love with you
>As well as being in love with eachother
Oedipus pls

>>46498681
>lesbian immortal
Damn it. Even fire wont save us.

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>>46498681
The one exception for this was the futa, which I've deliberately chosen (it was a toss between her and the bimbo) knowing there was no way to present her that wouldn't cause negative emotions. Instead of trying to mitigate those, I tried to "redirect" them. With the futa, my goal has been to see if I can, through combination of picking the right image, tone, and wording, to create a situation where the emotions associated with picking her are not necessarily "anger" or "disappointment", but rather ones more conductive to introspection. Sad stories have their place, and sad stories which place the reader in the center have a unique one.

The tarot cards were actually a gamble on my part: I originally intended to add more "hints" to each but eventually decided to give up on it. With them, I tried exploring more radical approaches to "handling harshness in a CYOA", some of which I've tried before (to surprising success) and some not.

Lastly, here's the addendum I've made for those who picked a card and a character. I'm going to be here for another three hours or so, but as is my habit I will not comment until the next thread or so. I want this to develop organically. In about three hours my girlfriend's supposed to come over so I won't be able to even check on the thread until sometime tomorrow, but I'll leave it on auto-refresh and see how things went there.

Have fun, stay calm, and pass around the burning tires.

>>46496113
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>>46496127
>>46496138
>>46496159
>>46496159
Ignoring companions, unless I have to take it in which case I'll take the maid.

Familiar, normal egg, humanoid (goblin), Small Size, No Elements (55)

>Body Perks (40)
Horns and Stretchy Body
Base Stats
STR 5
TOUGH 10
AGI 10
MAGIC 10

>Magic Perks (20)
Shapeshifter (Human Midget)
Regeneration
Unnoticed

>General Perks (0)
Cuddly, Attractive, Talented x 3, Lucky

Talented as an artist, programmer, and writer.

Start making videogames with my monster waifu.

>>46498681
Meh, guess that anon was right about Cheryl

Good job on Freaky February, that hits several of my favorite fetishes

Rolled 9 (1d15)

>>46495754
Very interesting.

>Ticket
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C53QAuOoSgc

>Entry
The tree in Norway, I live close enough, and can get there within a day.

>City of Glass
Getting the art piece, here.

>Luxary Resort
Skipping that, aint got any time to spare.

>Hallowed Halls
If I have any cash left, I'm getting the fruit of knowledge. I am taking the ladder down.

>The Proving Grounds
Again, if I have cash left, give me that dragons blood.

Passing the court of mist and the shrine.

>Slaver's Market
Getting a slave, a beautiful girl. Elf, angel, faerie. Human. Getting what I can, she needs to speak chinese, though.

Because I'm getting out in China.

>>46498715
Just read the description. She's not lesbian. Her sexuality is... weird. It's a lot better than what I've expected, but the bad thing is nobody would get to enjoy it because she was presented as being so obviously futa nobody chose her. Harem Creator, was this intentional? Because it's kind of a dick move.

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>>46498681

pleeeeeaaase eeend iiiit

>>46498615
What I meant was more along the lines of "instead of _either_ being one _or_ having one as a roommate, why not both", rather than "let me be my own pregnant roommate".

>>46498681
The amount of thought you put into acting like an idiot is comparable to AliceAnon. That's exactly as much of a compliment as you want it to be.

>>46497742
I did just that but I don't want it to be ignored thanks to this one

>>46498749
I believe that means I'll make it out with everything.

The ticket takes me down to 14.
The art piece takes me down to 5.
Fruit: 3
Blood: 2
Slave: I probably wont get an angel or faerie for that price. And elf should be fine.

>>46498681
Picked Cheryl. Doesn't really bother me, she's a super nice person and would be nice for someone to actually love her.

Thanks, now I'm 0%[/spoiler mad.

>>46498380
So what do we call you...AlchemistAnon?

>>46497798
Can I use this to turn SDA into a girl + make him my waifu?

>>46498822
>Thanks, now I'm 0%[/spoiler mad.

You're what?

>>46498770
But she is, she just doesnt think she is because of a culture difference. She still fucks women on the regular.

>>46498836
Scratch that, can I sacrifice myself and become someone's waifu?

>>46498856
Yeah, but what she really wants is settle down with a man. She's just afraid to do it because she'll have to give up her immortality. Wouldn't you stay gay if you knew the other options were giving up immortality or never having sex in thousands of years?

>>46498862
I think you'd have to convince them to use it on you. Otherwise you'd become your own waifu.

>>46498865
Well i am not attracted to men, so i would have to jerk off. Although i feel like my inmortality would be revoked even if i did fuck a guy in the ass.

>>46498865
Truly, the gods of old were a cruel bunch.

>>46498681
Picked the moon. Hmm. I'll just tell the bitch I'd rather die than be like her then kill myself. Ideally before her eyes. No need to make an innocent girl suffer.

>>46498681
>>46498720
I chose Heather and the wand. I'm honestly pretty happy with my choices. It sucks that Heather won't be alive that long, and if that wasn't the case just her would be perfect.

If I had to go back and choose knowing, I'd probably choose Tabitha or Meshara. Meshara because because I think I might be able to convince her, and Tabitha because the monster thing is actually kinda hot. The worst part about Tabitha is that she's vegan.

Also, glad to see I was right about steering away from Cheryl because I thought she was the dickgirl.

>>46498681
>Meshara not futanari
SHOCKU
Glad I picked Beatrice though
Breddy gud/10

>>46498681
Eh. Choosing without sufficient information is equal to rolling. This is closer to a roll your own adventure than a choose your own adventure. For a CYOA to be a, well, CYOA the choices have to be informed. Otherwise they are effectively random.

I suggest you just use dice next time.

>>46498924
>Choosing without sufficient information
6 of the 8 options were either correctly guessed or nearly correctly guessed by at least one person, and I'm going to go over it again and see if I can find enough hints pointing at those that weren't. There was clearly enough information for some people.

>>46498958
Oh, and one of those that weren't correctly guessed is Meshara, which looks like she really was designed as a red herring because everything about her screamed "futa". But some people guessed even that.

>>46498681
>picked Dae
Cool.

>>46498893
Funny, i had the same inmediate thought.

Yay shitstorm averted
Someone post the coop CYOA pls, that's always a fun one

>>46498681
For the grimm, does the kiss have ti be consensual? At this point, i could give 2 shits about "love", i just dont want to be a woman. I would probabky end up hiring a gang of guys to kidnap her, let me kiss her, and then who gives a fuck, my curse is lifted.

>>46498958
Picture a game where one person thinks of a number and another person has to guess it. The game's designer gives the clues that the number is lower than 10, natural, and divisible by 2.

Is guessing the number any more engaging? You are still guessing, which is not much of a game.

Games are a series of interesting decisions. Guessing is not a decision.

>>46498681
>Beatrice's description mentions Raphael's species originally bonded with a "dumb yet powerful race of octopedes"
>Future Dae Eun Yeong mentions humanity being destroyed by alien octopi

GEE THANKS FOR PICKING THE JUNKY BIMBO AS THE AMBASSADOR

>>46498681
>>46498720
CYOA are not stories. You're creating prompts for fantasies, not a tragic story where you can build up the characters and the audience's reactions through detachment.

>Roberta
So she is indeed an evil criminal, and you added the caveat that she'll kill you. Horrible choice.

>Beatrice
So she is indeed a cheating slut. I'm surprised the alien didn't force her into it. Feel bad for him, actually.

>Dae
This one didn't turn out too bad as a person. Slightly shocked, but she is one of the ones I did note didn't look like she'd be rotten.

>Samantha
This is a lot better than anons were predicting. This is the kind of flaw that's pretty gross, but it doesn't effect her personality so I'm sure a lot of people will be able to tolerate it since she's not wallowing in it.

>Tabitha
Completely harmless and avoidable. Like Sam it's another flaw that you did a good job in making tolerable. Hell plenty of people here probably get off on it.

>Heather
This one is sickening more for the implications about the world than her as a person. Still, I find her repulsive for how free she is with sex and milking in attitude. Obviously she won't do it if you tell her not to, her mindset is just awful. Regardless I'm sure some won't care and it was obvious.

>Meshara
Your biggest issue is that you haven't made it clear whether or not Meshara still acts promiscuous once you're dating. This is the only real issue with her as a person, so you hopefully quote me and clarify in the future. Until then I'll hold judgement other than saying she's weird as hell.

>Cheryl
You knew this would piss people off. This one is disgusting, repulsive, and makes me sick. Futa are horrible monstrosities and I dislike that you turned one of the more appealing people into one. Pisses me off. I'd honestly sooner punch him in the face than be his friend after breaking up. Glad I guessed right though.

>>46495767
No glam metal/10

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>>46498681
I feel like we should post part in the thread.

>>46499011
It says "free will and clear mind".

>>46498868
Shit, I wouldn't want to be a narcissist.
I think ive settled on sacrificing everyone but me, so everyone else is either a cute girl or boy. I'd have to become a NEET, but that's a small price to pay for beauty.

>>46499021
Making an educated guess based on available information? Yes, that's a pretty fun game. Among other things it's the basis of the detective genre of films/books/game/RPGs.

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>>46497946
Name: Nuabre Drolth
Gender: Female
Origin: Nightmares New; Nisetic Loyalist
Skills, Perks, and Traits: Advanced-Tech Understanding, Nisetic high caste body, Noble bearing, Martial training, Surgeon, Body Skills, Xenos Expert, Shining Soul
Initial Armor: Traveller's leathers, Landsknecht Vestments, Wealthy Attire
Initial Weapons: Yuta Brace, Chain Sword, Operating Knives, Needle Gun, Poison ACI, Bolter Pistol
Initial Knick-knacks: Pegs, Basic Survival Kit, Basic Bag, ID Card, Upgraded Healing Chip, Bottomless Bag, Advanced Medical Kit, Flux Generator, Abstracted Shoggoth Major, Mathery Traveller's Encyclopedia Vol 1-8324, Aenathari Peach, Low-level Adrig Manipulator, Standard Breather, Rail Line Pass, External Memory Module, Neuralizer
Little Things: My Best Friend, Terrorized
Faction: Medical
Covenant: The Church of our Lady, Destroyer of Despair
Allies: Tellia Burfam, 54, Ethereal, Nisetic Psionic Powerhouse; Laika, 26, Eyes of the Third, Cute Puppy; Mezi 'The Burner' 136, Architect, Sanctuary Guardian; Jagidierial, 972, ???, Spirit of the Rising Sun
Home District: Ostergark - The Cold Does Rise
Hubworld: Terra-F324 - In Which the Raptors Inherit
Mission: The Matriarch of Ratghasia
Panic Button: The Unbreakable

>>46499049
Hint: Those have mechanics outside of guessing.

>>46499025
>This one is disgusting, repulsive, and makes me sick. Futa are horrible monstrosities
You know, more people might respect your opinions if you at least tried faking them being reasonable. You're sounding like a tumblrina talking about the patriarchy.

>>46499039
Damn. Guess i am playing russian roulette with a glock that night.

>>46499056
Giving out the latest vaccines to the newcomers, Nuabre walks up and asks you to just bite your lip and accept the shot. On the other hand, she motions to the gun on her back, she could always use the target practice.

+ A high-caste Nisetic with seasoned medical knowledge, can do anything from treating a common cold to heart surgery.
+ Has intimate biological knowledge of a multitude of races, useful for treatment and tearing enemies to pieces.
+ Favors her trusty chainsword and throwing knives in combat, using her exosuit to good effect.
- Is still getting used to the casteless system of the Travellers, sometimes racist.
+/- Will go out of her way to save someone's life, even in the middle of a fight.
+/- Dislikes the green color the upgraded healing chips give, uses make-up to hide it.
- Haunted by the failure to save her closest friend, has nightmares about it.

>>46499067
>books and films have mechanics
what the fuck am I reading
You get the information presented to you, and you try to guess based on that. Then you read the last page and find out if you were right.

>>46499076
I feel like they're all 'reasonable'. If you don't like people hating hermaphrodites, then that's your damage since it's a gross niche.

>>46498681
>1. Replacing expected harshness completely.
>2. Ignoring negatives.
>3. De-emphasizing negatives.
>4. Changing the subject of harshness.
>5. Changing the focus of harshness.
>6. Silver lining harshness.
>7. Distracting from harshness.
So which were which?

>>46498681
>Ruby
I expected her to be more fun; more monster killing, less human killing.
But it could've been worse, I just need her to slowly open up to me.

>>46498681
Had a really hard time picking between Roberta and Eun-Yeong last night, but stuck with Roberta in the end. Kind of disappointed, because Eun-Yeong seems to lend itself to a really interesting course of events, but I'm still satisfied with Roberta. I like the idea of a woman who could kill me. Good going on the CYOA, guy.

>>46499076
Idk. I do sorta get where anon is coming from. I can tell you at least one of the girls is into something i find completely repulsive, but if you asked my WHY i found it so repulsive, i really wouldnt be able to articulate it. Some things you just dislike on a very primal level, and arent easy to give proper, logical reasons for.

>>46499094
>I feel like they're all 'reasonable'.
...yet you've given no reason so far beyond screaming repeatedly about how violently you hate them. Showering something with negative descriptors doesn't make it sound bad, it makes you sound like you're hating it on principle.

Is this what a shitstorm is

>>46499136
The only one I did that for was the futa, so your reply just make sit clear you're butthurt I hate futa.

>>46499141
I'll be honest with you, I'm sorta disappointed. I was expecting molotov cocktails and the police to come with tear gas.

>>46499141
No, this is very far from a shitstorm. This is a light shit breeze on a summers day.

>>46498681
Meshara Brown, or Roberta Menendez would be my choices.

>>46499152
Because the rest of your opinions are reasonable. I don't agree with them, but they're at least explained. With this one you just started screaming you were going to punch people.

>>46499173
Because I would. She makes me sick. Get over it.

>>46499049
>Educated guess
It would be an educated guess if a skilled player could be reasonably expected to "beat" the game with, say, 99% of the time, guessing all of the results correctly. This is not the case.

>Films/books
Because films and books are not interactive. They tell a linear story and so don't have to offer actual gameplay.

>Games/RPGs
Detective games and RPGs, like Phoenix Wright or Gumshoe, are mechanically constructed as to minimize random chance. Do you want to tell me that, given the information provided, you think a skilled player has a 99% to correctly guess all of the outcomes? I call bullshit. Any decision made without enough information to be relatively certain of the result of is effectively random.

>>46499155
Which would mean that the hell's frozen over and Harem Creator has managed to make a secrets page that people find mostly acceptable.

>>46499141
No because by this point everyone realized this guy is just pretending to be retarded.

>>46499178
>Because I would. She makes me sick. Get over it.
You're sounding like Chris Chan talking about pickles. We all understand that it "makes you sick", but that's not what "reasonable" is about. Neither a reasonable opinion nor a reasonable expression thereof.

>>46499183
>It would be an educated guess if a skilled player could be reasonably expected to "beat" the game with, say, 99% of the time, guessing all of the results correctly. This is not the case.

6 of 8 were guessed correctly, more if you include the tarot.

>Because films and books are not interactive. They tell a linear story and so don't have to offer actual gameplay.
If you don't work your brain while reading books, much less detective stories, you're doing it wrong.

>>46499208
Can you make it anymore obvious you're offended some people are sexually repulsed by hermaphrodites and are baiting because of it?

>>46499188
Nothing he posted in the secrets page was too terrible. You may have one of the characters have something you dont like anon and hermaphrodites, but you can easily pick another girl who doesnt have a shitty secret in your view.

>>46499226
Do you have arguments that aren't ad hominem?

FUCKING
POST
CYOA

>>46498681

Eh, mostly disappointed in the end. When you do this sort of thing, STOP with red herrings. It's a really shitty thing to do when you are trying to be all mysterious and secret, and there's far too little info provided in this cyoa to begin with. Doing this sort of misinformation isn't creative or clever, it's total shit.

Roberta - I was vaguely on target about her being some sort of spy, but the bit about the finger made little sense. If it was bad enough to lose her ring finger, she should have been missing some of her fingertips as well. Bad red herring.

Beatrice - Not horrible, but I hoped for a better explanation of her drug and sexual choices than a literal "lolderp" reason.

Dae - The one I picked, and is probably the best one of the waifus in concept. This was actually a good entry.

Samantha - Hated the red herrings you put in her name, I've already talked a bit about this. Thought you were going for weird rather than gross or niche fetish, but oh well.

>>46499208
Not that guy, but look at it this way: The CYOA is stated to be a waifu CYOA, ergo: it should only contain girls; yet it contains a hermaphrodite, which isn't a girl.

>>46499188
I hated all the choices, but I am not to start flinging shit like an autistic man child.

>>46498681
>Roberta: Gunslinger Girl
>Beatrice: Parasyte
>Dae: Steins;Gate
>Samantha: what the fuck am I reading
>Tabitha: Attack on Titan
>Heather: Jesus Christ what the fuck
>Meshara: Mnemosyne
>Cheryl: Bokura no Hentai

>>46499225
>6 of 8 were guessed correctly, more if you include the tarot.
By a single player? And if you made games in this design pattern they'd be able to do so consistently?

>If you don't work your brain while reading books, much less detective stories, you're doing it wrong.
Books are by nature a passive form of media. You can wonder about the identity of the killer all you like but in the end you are not trying to "win" and the "game" is not designed for you to try to "win". In fact a lot of murder mysteries are written in such a way as to surprise the reader as much as possible ergo they are designed for the reader to "lose" so that they can enjoy them.

>>46499226
Anon, he is not baiting, you are just acting very emotional. Like for me, brown tomboys are my dream. But i find lesbians completely disgusting. I would not tell them what to do, but i like to pretend they dont exist as much a possible. But i did not make any posts about lesbians being abominations or such, just a post about slight frustration

>>46499025
>Is indeed an evil criminal
nigga she was literally raised to do that shit and doesn't know anything else
>is indeed a cheating slut
I'm more with she's just going a bit crazy with self indulgence since she just got all these great perks and was transformed. Example would be like if an anon from here got into irl slut life
>Kind of flaw that's pretty gross
This is some people's fetish also implying you wouldn't love her for her
>Completely harmless and avoidable
Yea, turning into a giant monster at random intervals is kinda like a bad itch. Totally avoidable
>I find her repulsive for how free she is with sex
She is literally a child and was raised that way. Have you no empathy for her shitty situation?
>Biggest issue is that you haven't made it clear whether or not Meshara still acts promiscuous once you're dating
She obviously does it cause she wants some sort of closeness with anyone
>This one is disgusting, repulsive and makes me sick
You are a shit human. I didn't choose her and futas aren't my thing, but seriously fuck you. She didn't choose to be born like that..

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>>46499247
Alright, but only because you asked so nicely, darling.

>>46499025
>>46498720
>>46498681
>Eunice
Mystery box waifus are a bad idea. Especially when they're supposed to be the most 'negative' girl. She's not my thing otherwise, but her presentation is the worst since you get no prior information to avoid her nonsense. You shouldn't have had her go to sex clubs either, people are going to see that as infidelity. I know I wouldn't tolerate that in someone I was dating.

>Freak February
Awful curse, but you knew you were doing that.

>The Grimm
Another awful curse you knew you were making. Regardless, my issue with this one is that forcing us into a relationship with one of the girls to be freed, where we can't decide on which girl because it's based on the month. Considering how some of them are really niche and disgusting or are otherwise the kind of person a lot hate, this is a poor choice on your part. A curse that forces you into a relationship like this is bad news.

>Moon + Girl
This one solves the problem with The Grimm by letting you pick who you end up with.

>Cups + Girl
The original option didn't imply a relationship was necessary so it had less problems than The Grimm, but this one giving you a choice also means you could end up in one without issue so it's an improvement of course.

>Wands + Girl
Pretty harmless really, aside from my criticism for Beatrice. Some people will enjoy being fought over.

>>46499240
I think she's disgusting and I posted my feelings on the matter as well as what my reactions would be if I had picked her.

>>46499277
My post was a giant analysis of the entire CYOA, just like this continuation. I posted my feelings on all the girls, that's the only context in which I ranted. I didn't make a post solely for that and the only reason there's arguing NOW is because that anon got offended.

>>46496070
Take them from the start

>Andrea
>Mahora
>Toihime
>Falafeliel
>Empress
>Rusfle

It'll be a sex-party rolling up to the warlock's keep, kill him, then take over his house because we heard he had some wicked awesome toys.

>>46499278
>You are a shit human. I didn't choose her and futas aren't my thing, but seriously fuck you. She didn't choose to be born like that.

What makes it all the more tragic is how accepting she's of that. Holy shit. I actually feel really bad for her and I sincerely wish that one day she'll find love.

>>46499301
No, i agree most of your post was a great analysis, but for her it just seemed to drop to white hot rage.

>>46499309
I said futas aren't my thing, but honestly I would feel compelled to try had I picked her

>>46499301
>You shouldn't have had her go to sex clubs either, people are going to see that as infidelity.
Madam Lyubitshka said she never even "kissed a guy on the mouth" or something like that. I gathered from that she's a virgin and only goes to BDSM clubs because she desperately wants to project the image of a badass evil witch (read the rest of her description, it's all about the discrepancies between how "evil" she wants to perceived as but how much a mellow person she actually is. Likes: obedience, spiders... chamomile tea).

>>46499309
I hope she dies in a gutter sonewhere alone and unlived, crying that some kind anon would have told her, just once, that they loved her.

>>46499336
For those that don't want to argue over a retarded waifu CYOA

>>46498681
I'm not sure which one is more illegal, Roberta or Heather. I'm inclined to go with Heather. Like... wow. Jesus. This is some harsh shit.

>>46499278
>and doesn't know anything else
Maybe, I wouldn't complain if she wasn't still killing people. That's my issue.

>It's more like
I know why, dude. She's still doing it which is my complaint.

>This is some people's fetish
I know. I acknowledge that. And yes, if I had picked her I'd stick with her because it's relatively minor stuff she's handling anyway.

>Totally avoidable
She turns into a monster from high radiation. Stay away from that.

>Have you no empathy?
I do have empathy. That's why I said most of my feelings were disgust that these human cows were created and that rich people use them. It's horrible.

>She does it because she wants closeness.
Obviously, and I'm not judging her for how she acts before your relationship. I'm only asking how she acts afterwards.

>You are a shit human
Probably. She didn't choose to be born like that but she's still a monster, though.

>>46499322
It did. It's something I really hate.

>>46499331
I imagine. I'm just saying, it's going to bother some people. Reading her profile I imagine she'll stop if you offer yourself for the whipping so it's easy to curb.

>>46499342
>I hope she dies in a gutter sonewhere alone and unloved, crying that she wished some kind anon would have told her, just once, that they loved her.
Fixed

>>46497798
Pixie girl, amazon, loving home, new money, manager

Sub, she's always been seen as intimidating and others take orders from her without much question, but gets a thrill when told what to do and made to do it.

>>46499360
>>46499342
Why would you do this anon?
Why would you wish this upon someone who just wishes to be loved?

>>46499352
Dude, both are pretty shitty, but there's really no comparing the legality of "producing" them. Roberta's involved murder, true, but Heather is part of a still ongoing apparently industrial process of human experimentation and commercialized abuse, including cannibalism, which inadvertently causes them mind bogglingly horrific damage on the genetic level, before even getting into the whole "growing up knowing your role in life is to be raped then butchered".

>>46499385
Because it does things to my dick to watch cute girls or i guess hermaphrodites in this case, suffer. (Especially from heartbreak)

>>46499388
But are they really even human? They look human, sure, but that is about it. I mean, should elves be given human rights now as well?

>>46498681
>One of Roberta's only victims was a Palestinian
>Three of the girls have Jewish surnames

ABANDON THREAD WE'VE GOT ZIONISTS

>>46499278
>>46499356
I should clarify, while I find Heather gross because of her mindset, I don't hate her, herself. That's not what I was trying to express, only that her personality is a put off for me (and unlike with Cheryl I acknowledged it was a personal issue in that post.)

>>46499255

Tabitha - Not a bad entry, although I didn't feel like it was particularly inspired. Needed more hints or a better writeup.

Heather - The most obvious, but at least her hints were straightforward. She and Dae have the best hints while lacking unnecessary misinformation.

Meshara - This was a clusterfuck of misinformation and poor info. The hint from Lyubitshka had little connection with her writeup, making it useless. Personally, you did a poor job on her by trying to be clever.

Cheryl - Ugh, I had been worried about this. You go out of your way to make her one of the nicer ones, then saddle her with being a futa. Worse, you put far too much misinformation in her writeup. On top of that, you added a second fetish by saddling her with being "hung". You needed to be clear with her hints, drop the misinformation, and rewrite her.

Cards - They're ok, but certainly not "fair" as you had her state. Then again, I was prepared for that fuckery and didn't bother.

>>46499427
Oy vey! Shut it down the goyim know!

Although to be fair, dont have much love for the palestinians myself, and i am not a jew either.

>>46499434
In that case it's whatever. Though I still think holding what effectively someone had no choice in against them is just wrong in Cheryl's case.

>>46499173
Nobody should have to explain why futa is gross.
It's the physical manifestation of gender confusion.

>>46499036
Know what? After hater-anon was shitting all over Cheryl I'm inclined for taking her as my girlfriend. Let's do it.

>>46499533
Fuck you. Dont ruin my tragedy fetish by giving her a loving relationship.

>>46499548
Shut up, Merrow.

>>46499462
I wouldn't date a trap, but I could befriend them and tolerate them (so long as they realize I won't ever be sexually attracted to them).
But a hermaphrodite?
No. Just no.

>>46499462
I agree. Which is why my cute brown tomboy being a lesbian is far more sad.

>>46499388
The fact that she's explicitly not retarded and has the potential to become as intellectually developed as a normal human being makes it all the more horrific. I'm in this fucked up state where I can't even decide whether it's more or less horrible that they probably slaughter them when they're still mentally infantile. On the one hand, killing and eating children. On the other hand, at least they don't know enough to know there's another option.

>>46498681
Mostly what I was expecting, though I had no idea on Cheryl and Dae and got the details about who Roberta worked for wrong. Looking pretty good for me having picked Tabitha, all things considered.

>>46499556
She's not a lesbian, though. She specifically really wants male companionship and an actual boyfriend.

>>46499575
>i'm not gay
>i just get into relationships and have sex with women!
>i also have far more relationships with other women than men!
It is clear that even if she is bi, she favors women.

>>46499426
The last line in her description implies that she can produce viable offspring with a human man (although apparently there's something a doctor needs to do to prevent them all being born as additional hucows). Biologically speaking that makes her human.

>>46499293
Odd decision to make us incarnate a preexisting character but all right. I pick the weretiger girl!

>Lile from the Jungle

Skills:
>Metamorphosis (free)
>Archery
>Tactical Decision
>Arena Master
>Might
>Agility
>Stealthx2
>Regeneration (my wounds disappear when I transform back into a human girl)

Equipment:
>Exotic stuff (blowpipe)
>Applied poison (for my darts and claws)
>Mountain Spirit


Here you go. A child who grew up in the arena. Knows to stay safe and hidden until the right moment, striking with poisoned darts from the shadows or, if discovered, transmogrifying into a magical tiger with augmented might and agility. Then running to hide again and turn back into her normal form to heal any injury.

She's not about winning, she's about surviving.

>>46499606
This reminds me of the trap gay deniers
>i'm not gay, he just has a feminine dick!

>>46499630
A donkey and a horse can fuck and make a mule. That does not make either or. And again, you want to give non humans like elves rights? The fuck is wrong with you?

>>46498681
>>46499255
>>46499435

Overall, it was a misnomer to call your cyoa "Weird Girlfriend", it really should have properly been titled "Fetish Girlfriend", because you went all out with the fetishes.

I kinda think it was a dick move to put some really niche or unpleasant things (you know which ones) behind a mess of misinformation and badly written hints. It made a choice somewhat random and uninformed.

I'm annoyed you went so heavily with making the mystery boxes punishments - or at least very niche. Freaky February isn't totally horrid, but it's clear the boxes are all meant to screw those who actually trusted you (the creator) to be fair (as you had Lyubitshka assure us).

I'm glad for those whose fetishes were met by the boxes, but far clearer hints and writing are needed.

Overall, I guess it's an improvement over your previous one, but I'd highly recommend you stop trying to be too clever. It's clearly not your thing.

>>46499606
I think it's more like people who go gay in prison. Sure, she'd love the dick, but women are the only real option she has.

>>46499554
Man not dating a trap/herm, what are you gay? Don't you know dicks aren't inherently masculine or feminine?

>>46499606
Well anon, her character arc is meant to be

>Girl meets anon, really likes him.
>Starts dating anon, they do anal.
>Starts to love him
>Opens up about who she is and sacrifices her vaginal virginity in a bout of sex that's probably missionary with handholding
>Waifu

Your dick is meant to solve the gay.

The only real issue is if she fucks around or not when you start dating. Hopefully the creator says she doesn't.

>>46499649
The keyword is "viable". Neither mules nor half-elves (in most settings) can produce offspring of their own.

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Let's post CYOA, guys!

>>46499680
>>46499336
For actual cyoas

>>46498681
Those cards don't really have anything to do with the meaning of them. Ace of Wands I can kind of see, since it's about impetuousness and taking action, and Eunice's bad girl shtick fits that. But what does "swap bodies with a random girl on the list" have to do with the Nine of Cups' meaning of contentment, or "turned into an old lady" have to do with the Moon's meaning of delusion and anxiety (well, I guess I'd be anxious in that scenario, but that hardly counts)?

>>46499680
Nobody is even shitstorming, so the strategy of 'let's spam CYOA nobody cares about to distract them!' is kind of wasted right now.

>>46499694
Can people post waifu CYOAS that aren't this one in your autistic thread?

>>46495767
>>46495810
Industrial Metal
>SHOCK
Absorb electricity [1]
Conjure electricity [2]
>Digimortal
Perfect digital defense knowledge [1]
Inhuman knowledge of digital technologies [1]
>Mechanize
Inhuman knowledge of robot engineering [1]
Cybernetic knowledge [1]

The Amali
>Traits
Blind/danger/deception sense [1]

>Items
Currency x2 [1]
Gothic Attire [2]
Tome of Affinity [2]

>Allies
Stene [5]
Amaris [3]
Fab [2]
Jennarella [2]

Master magic and technology. Technomage is a go.

>>46499668
>The only real issue is if she fucks around or not when you start dating. Hopefully the creator says she doesn't.
The description of her potential relationship with a guy is disgustingly lovey-dovey. There's unironic use of the term "grow old together". I very much doubt she continues to sleep around.

>>46499668
Meh. Her being a lesbian, even for prison mentality like
>>46499654
said, still turns me off enough that i would turn her down. Not sure who i would pick from this list though. Maybe child soldier girl?

>>46499715
Not my thread do whatever. Just dont shit it up like this one.
Fucking katawashugo in here right now.

>>46499694
Jesus stop being annoying. Discussion is preferable to an image dump.

>>46499729
Roberta is one of the worst I feel, since she will kill you if you know what she is and she still kills people.

>>46499703
My interpretations:

9 of Cups is basically about wish-fulfillment. It's the card that (in its upright form) represents everything going ridiculously well. I'm assuming this is either a jab at or a concession for all the people who'd rather be the waifu than marry her.

The Moon is all about deception and transformation. It's probably the option that most defies expectations (you think you'll get a waifu, you get fucked), and it's the one where you physically transform.

>>46499742
He's one of those people that thinks waifus are evil and ruined his prison island CYOAs, he can't stop being annoying.

>>46499727
It's Harem Master guy. I don't trust him at all.

>>46499729
I'd go for Dae or Tabitha, personally.

>>46499651
What's Ruby's fetish?

>>46499829
Getting killed by your girlfriend fetish.

>>46499829

Oh, Roberta? She's for those with a soldier/military/killer fetish, where the waifu is super deadly. She also qualifies for those who like yandere or "gap" waifus, since she's apparently damaged enough that she'd harm or kill you if she realized you knew what she is, yet is supposedly sweet.

Despite what the secrets page says, I somehow doubt things will eventually be fine. You don't grow out of an instinctual "break neck, hide body" response, especially if you keep taking missions where you kill people (which she apparently still does).

>>46499743
I dont think she does it consciously. Seems more like her cia training kicks in, she blacks out, and when she comes o you are lying in a puddle of blood. Then she realizes what happened, puts a gun to her head and blows her brain out

>>46499743
Madam Lyubitshka advises you take things slowly.

Or, you know, just don't bring this up. She'll never know that you know otherwise.

>>46499980
Well yeah, but she still does it. And as you said, bad end for everyone.

>>46500003
>Not being able to share stories with your waifu.
>Not being able to make her stop fucking killing people.

>>46499109
Why the fuck would you care

>>46499980
>Then she realizes what happened, puts a gun to her head and blows her brain out

Doubtful, since she's not stopped killing prior to this despite having the opportunity to do so. Blowing her brain out would mean she regrets killing, which she clearly doesn't.

She might be really sad and broken up about your death, but if she's as trained a killer as it hints, she'll just stoically continue on as the broken soul she is.

I thin you guys are reading too deeply into the "instinctual" part of Roberta's "break neck" reaction. I think the intention is that this is her natural reaction to finding out you know about her secret, not that she's literally hypnotized into doing it. If you ease her up to the idea that you're cool with it and aren't going to sell her to the Russians or something, I think she'll loosen up eventually.

>>46499548
I'm going to love her, and we're going to like it!

>>46500075
Kinda hard to 'ease her up' when any hint leads to you getting killed.

Come on guys, all these problems can be solved. With a little time, understanding, and the power of a nice hot dicking

>>46500036
Harem Creator's built himself a reputation is a legendarily shitty creator, clearly every single line of his stupid CYOAs must be meticulously analyzed for hidden messages.

>>46500086
>Come on guys, all these problems can be solved. With a little time, understanding, and a rotary cannon.
FTFY

>>46500086
Not the hermaphrodite.

>>46499293
I still think The Arena is the author's best version of his half a dozen remakes.

>Background
Hanz von Troop, the Doctor

>Skills [10]
Advanced: Alchemy
Advanced: Mechanics
Tactical Decision
Archery
Might
Agility

>Items [5]
5 Doctor Bombs each fight [Free]
Enchanted Bow
High Definition Plates


Not the most talented or strongest fighter. He relies on always having a potion or machine for the job, trading specialization for versatility. He also makes his inventions as flashy as possible to rile up the crowd and keep him popular.

High Definition Plates' laser is useful for 1v1 duels. Doctor Bombs + Arrows is great for long-ranged explosions; the Doctor Bombs can probably be modified to create a focused explosion on the tip as well, piercing most armor.

>>46500086
Or a lot of time and a million dollars, in the case of the cowgirl.

>>46500038
Difference between killing the man you love, and a bunch of insurgents in the middle east. She doesnt have to regret killing her targets to regret killing YOU.
>>46500034
True. But i would be willing to take that chance. And if she does kill me, im gonna leave some sappy letter thst she knows about in my draw to read in case of my death, that says i love her and she is a good girl and its not her fault.

The most frustrating aspect is that he won't answer questions until tomorrow. He realized that waiting 24 hours makes things worse but is doing it again. Like a stupid dog that doesn't know why pissing in a different part of the floor doesn't fix the problem.

>>46500085
Dude, sent her a fucking text message or something that's long and elaborate and explains exactly how you know this and what it means. Or a letter or something if you don't want her to be afraid the NSA got it. If she doesn't actually go blank while killing you (and I see no reason she should, because that doesn't seem to be the case when she kills other people and why in the world would that be different), that means she retains her capacity to reason. She's nothing if not logical. If she understands you're not a threat to her she's got no reason to kill you.

Of course she might begin torturing you nightly to train you in case you get captured and interrogated.

>>46500108
Especially the hermaphrodite

>>46500107
You forgot the >XD

>>46500147
No, I'm afraid fucking her won't make her penis shrivel up and fall off. That's not how that works.

>>46500142
He said his girlfriend's coming over. I'd leave 4chan for 24 hours for that.

What's really shocking is that Harem Creator has a girlfriend. God only knows what kind of monster she is.

>>46500160
Infect yourself with a terrible STD

>>46500167
He said he'd be here for three hours beforehand but that'd he'd not answer any questions until next thread.

I wonder if she too has a tragedy fetish?

>>46499336
For actual cyoas.
Waifu CYOAs are allowed, This katawa shuogo shit isn't.

>>46500183
I don't think mutual suicide is a way to solve the problem.

>>46500199
The OP says no waifus allowed though

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>>46498681
>picked Dae
heh

>>46500199
Then we'll have to make a waifu/fetish cyoa thread next time to keep the cyoa general clean.

>>46500189
I think he adopted this policy after his real time response to people's criticism of Harem Master CYOA fanned the flames. Probably wants to wait for the shitstorm to subside.

>>46500205
OP is a faggot how have you not learned this yet? Are you new?

>>46500216
Are you a bad enough dude to save the world?

>>46500144
>and I see no reason she should, because that doesn't seem to be the case when she kills other people and why in the world would that be different
Her description says: it is less of an emotional thing, as much as it is an instinctual, "break neck, hide body" response. Sounds like heavy duty programming, especially since instincts are not normally conscious

Do the girls all live in the same world? If I picked one, would I have a chance of meeting the others? Do they interact?

>>46500218
Mods historically delete those. Afraid you're stuck with us.

This is the kind of girl I want

personality shrinking violet
body amazon
family loving family
wealth level old money
current vocation manager
sexual preference dominant, playful, affectionate, devoted, attractive, gentle, passionate, warm, nice, loyal, humble, motherly, sassy, snarky, rough, timid, cute, adorable, elegant, lustful, modest, protective, graceful, seductive and clingy
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2173948?tags=lamia

>>46499651
Yeah those cards are hardly "fair" like that fuck ugly hag said they were.

>>46500227
From a disaster you know nothing about, with the assistance of an epileptic little girl otaku?

>>46500242
Yes. Or at least in the same multiverse, so a witch could probably pull then together. No real indication that they are familiar each other

>>46500244
Then maybe this thread belongs on /d/.

>>46500199
Can't wait to see which General gets axed by the mods for dupes.

>>46500284
Mods historically delete those too. Afraid you're stuck with us.

>>46500284
The mods on /d/ seem to disagree.

>>46500291
Normally the newer one, with less posts

>>46500281
Yep, good luck.

>>46500283
I pointed out before there seems to be a (joking?) connection between Beatrice and Dae as Raphael's species are said to have octopoid hosts while Dae predicts humanity will be attacked by alien octopi. Presumably this is a joke about how Beatrice would make an awful ambassador and somehow manage to start a war with the symbiotes. I don't think it's serious though since being violent invaders sounds completely contrary to everything we know about them (starting with the fact that they're pacifists).

>>46500244
They don't. They just delete nudity.

>>46500343
Nope, mods delete any thread with waifu in the subject or OP now.

>>46500075

You realize there's a hilarious number of ways that her background could surface, right?

Roberta is a ticking time bomb that you hope can be defused with time, and that assumes her secret doesn't find you FIRST.

Or you could be insane like >>46500144, send her a text that will immediately make her see you as a threat, and get you (and her) killed soon after because you've committed her secret to an unsecured (as in not using her secured network) medium.

Also don't forget, she isn't operating with government sanction anymore. Do you really think the government will let her continue to operate freely?

Bad things gonna happen, and you will likely end up paying the price. Bourne Identity is a good example.

>>46500122
>She doesnt have to regret killing her targets to regret killing YOU.

It's sad, but as written, unless Lyubitshka can work some magic, Roberta's pretty much a bad end.

I still doubt she'd kill herself, or at least by her own hand.

>>46500301
>>46500303
So nobody wants you uh? Ah, you can stay here you rascals!

>>46500336
Well yeah, kind of hard to do much good ambassadoring when you're too busy fucking strangers on Ecstasy

The idea that a normal person would turn into a raging bimbo if they suddenly got superpowers sounds depressingly realistic though.

>>46498681
I had picked Beatrice and I'm honestly quite happy with the results. I look forward to our sex filled sci-fi future together. If I ever meet Cheryl maybe I can convince her to join us. Futa better than dickgirl any day.

>>46500383
>Nobody
Most people in these threads don't mind waifu CYOAs. The issue is really just you, whining about not enough prison islands. You are a vocal minority.

>>46500361
No, they delete nudity. Sometimes a thread deservedly goes into /trash/ though, like that one CYOA thread with a cunt OP who tried to exclude all non-waifu CYOAs to be obnoxious.

>>46500397
I hope you enjoy catching an STD when she sleeps around on you anon.

>>46500419
Yes, for having waifu in the title. Sorry anon, you're stuck with us.

>>46500382
>I still doubt she'd kill herself, or at least by her own hand
Admittedly i think that might partially be my tragedy fetish, but i think she would definitely be heartbroken

>>46500398
Hard to say. It seems there's a vocal group who enjoys playing and/or complaining about the harem master stuff. And another group, about as vocal, who doesn't like that shit and feels like it drowned out the other CYOAS. Some of them migrated to another cyoa general which seems suboptimal to me.

It would be more logical to give harem master and waifu surprise its own thread. And contain it here.

>>46500439
Prove it.

Also what do you mean stuck? I like both types of CYOA, you sperg

>>46500467
You people overreact so hilariously to one CYOA getting discussion. Don't you know that nobody will talk about it after this so all you have to do is come back tomorrow and it'll all be over. Much less drama than trying to kick out certain CYOAs and complaining about it, which causes MORE of what you dislike.

>>46500480
You're in an argument advocating for kicking out waifu CYOAs, idiot.

>>46500508
No, I'm in an argument saying that mods don't universally delete anything except nudity, idiot. Are you really that bad at reading?

>>46500305
We have almost 300 posts of off topic not work safe discussion here, i think it would get axed

>>46500554
>not work safe discussion
Is your English teacher looking behind your back right now? Are you fucking 14? What the fuck about this discussion isn't "work safe"?

>>46500554
>Off topic
Discussing CYOA is off topic guys
Haha, no.

>>46500508
And people overreacted hilariously to their imaginary cyoa waifu not being perfect. And you overreact hilariously to us overreacting to their overreaction. Etc.

Good point about the discussion dying down by next thread though. It'll really be an issue if this keeps going over multiple threads. This week it only took over 2 I think?

>>46500607
It's because waifus are in essence supposed to be flawless. They aren't waifus otherwise. You can't put them into a CYOA with drawbacks and expect it to work.

>>46500036
I dunno, I'm curious

>>46498681
I forgot to mention as one of the futa rights activists I really enjoyed this and the older one you made. Though I would consider the advice of making the cards a bit more fair and dropping a few more hints for some of them.

>>46499658
Unfortunately, I'm a bit too old to believe in that
>It's a feminine penis!!!!
thing.

>>46500607
>people overreacted hilariously to their imaginary cyoa waifu not being perfect
Anon, I know your thing is posting shitty waifu CYOAs then farming the people who respond negatively by defending them and calling them 'autistic' or 'childish', but this time the reaction actually wasn't that negative. So I'm afraid your argument doesn't work, since not a lot of people complained about their waifu's flaws.

>>46500607
>imaginary cyoa waifu not being perfect

It was more that it was kinda badly done, with the creator trying to be far more clever than they actually are, as well as attempting to do the same thing they did before.

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>>46500227
>>46500281
>>46500320
I just have to tell Raphael not to contact any ayyy lmaos or it will destroy the world.

>>46500677
How will you find Raphael if you're with Dae and not giga slut?

>>46500670
Uh, have you been here the last time? Reaction to this one has been positively cordial compared to his previous CYOA. Many of the posts imply people are actually pleased, and even the futa made more people feel sad/guilty/sympathetic than enraged. He actually achieved his goals.

>>46500724

Oh, it's not the shitfest it was then. I was here for all of that mess.

My point was that rather than the anon's claim of overreaction, this time it was more that the cyoa was badly done, and clearly attempting to do the same things that went badly the first time.

The difference is that many of us knew what to expect, and pissed on it beforehand or avoided the obvious screw options.

You're also reading more sympathy than there is. The creator was also pretty clear about realizing they had fouled up a bunch of things, they certainly didn't achieve their goals.

>>46500724
He seems to have fucked up with Roberta though. Don't know if I can call Beatrice a fuck up or not since he intended her to be a gross sloot.

>>46500814
Really dont know how she messed uo with roberta.

>>46498681
As in harem master, all of these are ideas that could've potentially made a nice anime/VN (hentai this time though), and some I'd even watch/read. The options weren't too personally attractive to me though aside from Samantha and Tabitha. I can respect a person who fights their worse nature.

I'd totally be friends with Cheryl though. It's insane to assume there's nobody in the world who'll have her. What about all the futa fetishists out there?

>>46500940
People are saying she's gonna kill you.

>>46500247
So who do you kill to get her?

>>46499970
But she's not even close to being yandere. She has military training, she doesn't stalk you or is obsessed with you.
Hell, the Narrator tells you Ruby needs plenty of alone time.

Make a third new thread with no shitposting allowed, Waifu or otherwise. CYOAs only Final destination.

>>46500991
People are going to get pissed at you for spamming threads to avoid verbal beatdowns and mods will ban you for dupes.

>>46500947
>could've potentially made a nice anime/VN
Couldn't have put it better myself. Maybe that's why I don't find these choices all that deplorable. I've played so many VNs that I'm more or less immune to twisted waifus. For all the complaining above about Roberta, I'm incredibly happy with my choice.

>>46500967
Only if you trigger her jason bourne defense instinct. The cyoa instructions specifically say that any if these girls is gonna go full waifu over you if you dont treat them like shit.

>>46501010
My only issue is with Beatrice and Cheryl personally.

>>46501034
But what if you accidentally stumble into it? What if you want her to stop killing? What if you want to be able to talk to her about her past without dying?

>>46500982
>But she's not even close to being yandere

Yandere doesn't strictly deal with stalkers or those who are obsessed. That's a mistaken western belief that all yandere are obsessive stalkers.

Yes, they are lovestruck, but the key part is that the yandere is mentally ill/sick in a major way.

Don't forget that it clearly states that Roberta gets much closer to her boyfriend than anyone else, and she makes a point of staying distant from everyone.

If anything, she has an obsession about preventing you from knowing the truth about her.

>>46501055
Why would you want to bring up a past so shitty? Focus instead on making good memories and show her kindness until she realizes there can be more to life than killing.

>>46501074
So you can productively move beyond it and not have her explode if you ask about her parents?

>>46500607
And you're overreacting to people talking about a cyoa that you don't personally like.
Funny, innit?

>>46501066
I read it as her being fascinated and confused by the utterly alien concept of love.

>>46501055
>But what if you accidentally stumble into it?
You have information about exactly what triggers it, mentioning the institute. It basically triggers her instincts to hide information about the program.
>What if you want her to stop killing?
Might not be able to, even if she is, she would need a lot of help. But i think she would be willing to try
>What if you want to be able to talk to her about her past without dying?
Coax her into talking about it, maybe over a few years, programming will lessen and she will be able to tell you. The only problem exists is because the witch told you above top secret information that it has been trained into her that she has to protect, and at that point it is not enotional but instinctual.