>>46477628
>velma_dinkley_looking_upset.jpg

>OP

>Crawdad
It's a crayfish you mongrel

>tomb and tome

rouge

>>46477628
A dragon hoard can be a good thing, a dragon horde on the other hand...

Is that the new season of American Horror Story?

>>46477628
It's spelled "whored."

>>46477975
Dragon hordes applying rogues to their faces.

>>46477943
Statistically speaking, it's far more likely to be a dad than a fish.

nucular

>>46477628
>quartet
>three people
>dat walleye

best record ever

>>46478520
Maybe the fourth member of the quartet is taking the picture?

>>46478643
Maybe they ate her.
Just be honest, which feels more likely?

>>46477628
You mean hoarde?

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>>46478520
>>46478643
>>46478684
Or maybe you shouldn't blindly believe everything you see on the Internet.

>>46479052
That's no longer funny, just creepy.
And I maintain they ate lil sis.

>>46479052
The Swinging Wells Family
Love Thy Neighbor

>>46479202
Cheeky bastard.

>>46478017
I laughed far too hard at this.

>>46479202
In stereo!

>>46477628

>Emporer

And though I know it's probly an autocorrect thing, every time I see Hours Heresy my traitorous ass gets so triggered Khorne stars to clap.

Soliders.

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For the HOARD!!!!

>>46477943
What about Mud Bug?

>>46477628
>THIEFLING

>>46481111
How is the old lady?

>>46477628

4chan has long irritated me with the constant confusion between "ravish" and "ravage." Fucking illiterate degenerate scum.

>>46479052
reddit please go. Nobody cares what "snort, actually" happened; it's a funny edit.

>>46481114
"Tifeling"

>>46480298
I have a friend who without fail pronounces "infantry" as "infiltry." It's maddening. He also moxes up "cavalry" and "Calvary."

>>46484254
Mixes up, fuck. At least I try to catch myself at it.

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>>46477628
>new player
>starting gear includes 2 glaives
>um, okay...
>First combat, he draws a glaive and throws it
>turns out he thought it was the thing from Krull

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When I was in high school, I got into TRPGs with AD&D. Whenever somebody played a cleric, we would always pick the lucern hammer polearm as our weapon, because everybody knew that clerics can't use edged weapons.

Later, someone (I think it was me) googled "lucern hammer" and found out that it it really looked more like a bec de corbin. We decided that clerics couldn't use them anymore, and made a few jokes about how it was silly that it wasn't really a hammer even though they called it one.

And just now, I googled "lucern hammer" to make sure I wasn't mistaken about anything, and it turns out it did, in fact, have a hammer. It was just kind of small, because the weapon was designed for puncturing armor; it just wasn't a long warhammer like we'd been expecting. So all those jokes about it not being a hammer were kind of stupid, in retrospect.

Also, in Advanced Dungeons & Dragons, there is no such rule that says clerics cannot use edged weapons. Read those rulebooks, lads, you never know what you'll find.

>>46484441
kek