>Wow! Why are you guys attacking me?! I'm just playing

>>46444763
>Funnily enough, so are we.

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>>46444777
Dub trips speaketh the truth.

>>46444811
Those are trips. Either way the thread is finished.

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>What the hell, why are the guards apprehending me? I'm being imprisoned for robbery and murder? But I'm an evil character so that's just what I do!

>>46446001

>"Oh alright, whatever. How much is the fine."
>"Fine? You misunderstand, the punishment for murder is death"
>"What the fuck, this isn't like skyrim"

Literally had a player say this to me before.

>>46444763
>Wow, why are you guys calling me a faggot? I'm just starting a thread with a single line of greentext

>>46446183
Go to every other web forum where you can have your mod enforced "quality" control.

>>46444834
>444777
Double trips

>>46446235
>s-stop bullying me ;_;

Fuck off back to >>>/reddit, kid

>>46446469
You mean the site you came from? No thanks.

>>46446469
>I'm on 4chin so I hate Reddit
Let this meme die.

>>46446469
>>46446183
He's right though. You don't need a novel of text to make a thread and if you think so imageboards aren't for you.

>>46446524
No,plebditor

>>46444777
Honest response right here. Add on something like:
>Its not like we wanted to kill your character, but then you went and murder/raped the bartender.

>>46444763
>You murdered several children for their gold and i'm a paladin
>I'm playing my character too

>>46446524
Fuck off.

forced pizza knight is lame

please stop

>>46447107
>pizza

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>What do you mean full plate restricts my movement? What's the point of even wearing it then
>Light armor gives weaker defenses than heavy? What's the point of even wearing it then?

>>46447210

captcha has taught me waffles are pizza

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>>46447107
>"""forced"""

>>46446469
So where do you fall on the spectrum exactly?

>>46447222
Why does the full plate restrict your movement, though? I've seen youtubes of guys doing cartwheels in plate.
It's ok if it's just for balance, but it's not super realistic.

>>46448121
Game balance, and I imagine if you bought one 'off the rack' it might not fit you as well as a suit that was made for you. Like wearing jeans that are too big or too small, you're either pulling up your pants all the time or it crushes your balls.

>>46448121
Because it's heavy, and therefore you have to exert yourself more.

>>46448154
The weight is distributed, I hear.
>>46448145
You know, I can imagine that those suits were made to fit, so that makes sense. Thanks.

>>46448121
Of course it restricts your movement.

It's fucking metal plates. The chest and helm are thick metal too. It weighs a fair amount.

It's not like comically debilitating, but you're much less agile in a suit of plates than you are not in one.

It's katanas all over again, why do people always swing to extremes?

>>46448171
>The weight is distributed, I hear.
That doesn't negate it. It's simple physics: The energy you have to put in to move an object is a function of its mass.

>>46444763
Damn I was coming to post >>46444777 "SO ARE WE"

>>46448121
>>46448145
Yeah, murderhobos loot their plate from the dungeon, of course it's ill-fit. And reforging it to fit will disrupt the magics and require more work.

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>>46446001
>mfw I'm chaotic good and a corrupt shop keeper accuses me of stealing from him when it's the other way around.
>Token Chaotic Psychotic party member supports the story because lolfuckyou.
>Party doesn't want to rescue me.
>First character "death" is life in prison for trying not to get scammed.

>>46451690
>chaotic psychotic
fuck me, how have I not thought of that before

>>46451690
>>46451716
I prefer chaotic stupid.

>>46444763
I still don't know why the Rogue was surprised my Cleric and the CG Monk wasn't cool with murdering the random peasant.

>>46446566
>>46446521
>>46447937
>s-stop making fun of my post, guys, it's really hurting my feelings

The level of anal devastation I can cause by posting nothing but unvarnished truth never ceases to amaze me

>>46451690
Please tell me you got revenge on the fucker with another character

>>46451944
Wow, so low functioning autism then? I'm so sorry.

>>46446183
>>46446469
>>46451944
>stutter text
>u mad
>still going after being called out on your autism

Wew.

Let me give you some actual unvarnished truth. You're cancer and need to be at least 18 to post here.

>>46451944
>if they disagree with me it's due to butt trauma!

K

>>46448121
>hurr durr youtube guys

Those people clearly possess the armor mastery feat and also wear perfect complete armors, both greatly reducing armor check penalty.

>>46452042
>>46452052
>>46452055
Holy shit, prove me right why don't you

This is almost too easy, does your mom know you're on here? This board is for users 18 and up

>>46452092
There's also the video of a guy getting up very quickly after getting thrown off a horse. It's true that it will weigh you down but the movement and speed restriction is greatly exaggerated in D&D and people here saying stupid shit like having one shoulder or arm unarmored will significantly increase your speed is cringe inducing shit.

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>>46452174
You know you're not addressing one person, right?

>>46452192
I know, it's amazing how many underage users are coming out of the woodwork only to get BTFO

>>46448197
What if it has no mass?

>>46452174
>>46452214
>resorting to no u

You can do better than that.

>>46452295
The sad thing is, you can't do better than this. Desperate attempts at damage control to divert attention from how thoroughly you've been rekt.

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>>46446469
>website nationalism
>on a Turkmenkistani Radio Play imageboard

>>46452347
But you're just claiming victory and the other side has just been calling you a retard. How is that rekt?

>>46451944
Oh hai, Virtualoptim!

>>46448182
Because of d&d 3e, where heavy armor is made of cement and welded at the joints in order to make mail and 'leather' appear relevant, and in order to prevent dexterous character from getting any use from it.

>>46452347
>>46452381
And this here is the point when I'm completely lost which post is which side in the shitflinging.

>>46452669
Yes

>>46451994
>reroll a CE character
>kill him for revenge
>he does the same
>rest of the campaign is 4 guys saving the world while repeat incarnations of 2 other guys kill each other over and over

>>46452866
DM should've put his foot down after the third cycle.

>>46444777
If that's what's going on it's all fun and games, but I've had people get mad at the player for doing shit in character before.

>>46452192
B-but anonymous is hivemind!

>>46452227
>zero-g jousting tournaments
I'd play it.

>>46446524
They used to Ban people who said they browsed reddit. Back when mods were fags, but based.

>>46452227
>>46453071
Zero G =/= no mass.
When you're heavy, it takes more energy to get speed, even in space.

Also if no mass, no inertia, no jousting actually.

>>46446390
No that's just trips.

>>46453184
I don't remember that. I do remember reddit being spam filtered because of people screaming "NO YOU'RE FROM REDDIT! NO, -YOU- ARE THE REDDITOR!".

Result? My filter went from "reddit" to "r3ddit, leddit, ledit, credit, redit, r3dd1t..."

>>46453227
I really don't know what's worse, people from reddit or people that scream and cry about it whenever they see something they don't like.

>>46453243
The screamers. Definitely.

>>46453243
Well lets see, you can have one post that may or may not be reddit, plus a gaggle of replies shouting about reddit about it.

If we assign chance of the post being actually reddit at 50% and amount of LEDDITREEEEE posts at three, for example, we'll have paranoiacs being six times as bad as actual reddits.

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>>46444763
Having actually played an Evil character in a Good party for a year that only ever once descended into an argument, I have absolutely no sympathy for someone who can't or won't make this shit work.

And the only time it ever fell into an argument was when the DM built up a perfect situation I could have stabbed everyone in the back and not only gotten away with it but would have been rewarded for the effort.
Everyone saw it and preemptively argued about what looked to be a forgone conclusion.

I and still found a perfectly reasonable, in-character explanation for why I didn't go full Chaotic Stupid and made nice with the party.

>>46446524
Amen brother.

I've encountered the opposite problem a few times. One player does something stupid which totally fits their character, but everyone else immediately breaks character and goes along with it.
>Playing Dark Heresy. Player turns into a mutant because of his in-character personal quest. Instead of immediate purging with fire, other characters defend him by beating an Adepta Sororitas to death after the now-mutant player murders an Inquisitorial agent.

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>>46453711
So now you must have them face off against a Sororitas Dominion squad hunting down the mutant and sympathisers to avenge their fallen Sister.

Actions have consequence.

>>46453996
They were on a Pilgrim ship at the time, surrounded by the Emperor's faithful. They even said something like "we're getting purged for this when the Inquisitor turns up".
They got shot out of the sky as they fled the ship in a shuttle.
That was the canonical ending to the campaign. Can't really keep running Dark Heresy when the players aren't working for the Inquisition any more.

>>46454033
What is Black Crusade?

>>46444777
The trips of truth.

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>>46446521
Sick comeback, bro

>>46451690
>Chaotic good
Oxymoronic alignment. You had it coming.

>>46456351
>chaotic good
>oxymoronic
We've reached the event horizon.

>>46452227
It would instantly float off into space.

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>>46446469
>>s-stop bullying me ;_;