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>>46405519
Looks like the successful leader of seven consortiums, all dealing in ass whoopin' has to save the world once again.

>>46405519
Okay Tyrone. Whatever you say.

>>46405576
The classic highschool heartthrob and jock, he grew up into a bit of a loser. Lives in his parents basement after dropping out of college on a sports scholarship, and never grew out of his childhood nickname because of it. Never let his fitness slip though and makes the small amount of money he has through underground fight clubs. His girlfriends have all agreed they were worried it will eventually ruin his good looks, but they can be damned. Breaking noses and taking punches makes him feel alive again.

>>46405519
Okay, dawg.

Ok

>>46405519
Aright, Dawg, peep dis.

>>46405836
An office secretary who has relationship troubles. Her boyfriend is secretly fucking her best friend, and she knows it, but hates the thought of being alone, so she stays with him anyway. The boss won't stop staring down her shirt, but she gets paid way more than she should be.

She wakes up one morning on the ground in a fantasy world. She has no idea what to do.

>>46405887
sure whatever you say Russel

>>46405688
You sound like a Mary Sue in a Microsoft-based fanfiction.

>>46395813
God dammit Tyrone.

>>46406133
In the far future, a descendant of the Olsen Twins Simbiant, a 13 year old girl called Claudia, has had her first moonsblood and now must attempt to rebuild her ancient but in disrepair's family name by a strategical marriage.

She ends up married to a 30 year old homosexual, who is second in line to the throne of the Empire of Pousieeys

>>46405934
>gladys
oh geez thats an old lady name, lets see now.

>You are Granny Tanner watching your grand daughter one week for your son in law, a widower, who was away on a business trip.

>The little girl was so proud about an old key she found in her mother's things, 'it will open a door to another world!' she proudly declared at the top of her lungs.

>you just chuckled at that as the little girl ran about the house looking for places to stick the key into.

>eventually she screams out, Turning around you manage to see her being pulled into a doorway to a bright and sunny land by a massive scaled claw.

>The dragon roars as it flies away with it's priincess in tow

>You now know what happened to cause your own two kids to go missing for a couple weeks many decades ago, as you go to your room.

>You dig through a box of mementos from your time as a teenager during the war.

>you stride towards the portal with an old worn bat gripped in your hands, all the names of your fellow teammates on that bat when they needed players during the war.

>Are you a bad enough Granny Gladys Tanner to get your grand daughter back from the dragon?

>>46405934
4chan somehow ate my post and aint showing it now. time to see if i can remember what I wrote

>You are Granny Gladys Tanner, babysitting your 10 year old grandaughter for your widowed son-in-law who is away for the week on a business trip.

>"I can use this key to become a princess!' she proudly shows you a key she found amongst her mother's things

>you chuckle, thinking the key looks oddly familiar before going to cook up some lunch while she runs around trying it on any lock she finds

>soon you hear your grand daughter scream out

>you turn in time to see a massive scaled claw reach throw a door and yank her through it. revealing a sunny land with castles and the dragon flying off towards a tower.

>You gulp loudly and head to your bedroom closet to pull out a chest of mementos from your time as a teenager during the war

>as you rummage you ponder that this must be why your own kids wwent missing for a week, you feel bad for spanking them for lying

>You stride back to the doorway, tightly gripping an old well worn baseball bat covered in the names of your teammates when the local team needed more players.

>Stepping into that world seems to breath strentgh into your old weary bones, are you a bad enough Granny to slay the dragon?