Have you ever had a weirdass argument? Because we're on

This didn't happen but sure, what rule did you break?

>>46374154
Swap your sheet with his notes or another players sheet. Then eat it and walk out anyways.

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>>46374154
What's the rule, though either way I'd just leave if he's that mich of a power hungry fag.

>>46374187
Here's what basically happened.
>we're talking about our next move
>we decide we need to go to a town
>my character chimes in "let's not go there, 'tis a silly place"
>dm pauses the session and now i have my ultimatum
He says I can make a copy before I eat the sheet so I don't have to redo it.

>>46374208
You deserved it.

>>46374208
Make him eat his notes first.

If he refuses, break his knees.

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>>46374208
Oh a Monty Python reference, nah fuck him if he's got that much of a stick up his ass, leave.

>>46374208
I hope you get paper cuts in your esophagus.

>>46374208

Did you know about this rule before you broke it?

>inserting popculture memes into a game
Literally the worst kind of satan spawn piece of shit. You deserved it, and worse. Who the fuck let you into the game when you don't even understand basic etiquette?

>>46374272
He might have told me but I honestly don't remember. I didn't really pay much attention when he talked to me when I joined.
>>46374228
>>46374251
Man fuck you guys.

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>>46374292

>>46374208
Monty Python quotes tend to stop being funny.

>>46374295

If he told you the rule and the punishment then there's no way to excuse it as an act of ignorance.

Man up and eat the character sheet or find a new game.

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>>46374295
I want to defend you anon but if he actually said it, then it's your own damn fault, either way just leave if this is the kind of response you get to breaking a "rule".

This is my new house rule.

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>>46374323
Enjoy loosing any player with a backbone.

>>46374154
Crumple it up, soak it in something (I prefer teriyaki sauce), and just eat it in one bite. It's what I did when I got hit with this.

Are you allowed to put condiments on the character sheet before you eat it?

>>46374208
On the one hand, you're stupid.
On the other, that's a gross overreaction and fuck his power boner. That's some infantile shit, telling you to eat your character sheet because he doesn't like your words. You are an adult. Tell him to go fuck himself and walk out.

>>46374367
Have you played with this guy before?

>>46374341
Also enjoy having games free of disruptions from stupid memes. Reward>>>>loss

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I suppose if anything, considering this isn't really happening, we at least get to see spineless retards admit to sucking gm dick by actually doing this like >>46374367

Weirdest argument I ever had was about a money-free society that turned into an argument about underwater welding.

>>46374154
Just soak it in water then eat it.

>>46374389
I hope you enjoy single player RPGs

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>>46374388
Probably not. It's not exactly an isolated thing. The idea came about in 2006 way back when DM of the Rings was getting started. The author of the webcomic made it as a joke and some people decided to run with it.

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>>46374208

>Monty Python Quotes

>>46374312

It's so overused that is actually pushes enjoyment out of the game by osmosis. Oversaturation causes it to take up enjoyment space, but while it's similar in nature to actual enjoyment, it evokes no enjoyment at all, and by doing so it displaces genuine enjoyment from the game.

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>>46374436
>dmotr was 10 years ago

>>46374389
Do you not like fun? Do you not like it when others have fun?

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>>46374295
If it was established etiquette from the getgo and you didn't pay attention or forgot his house rules, communicate that to him. What's the worst thing that could happen, he gives you the ultimatum again?

Also, your DM sounds like a dick. I get not wanting your campaign saturated with pop culture references, but to escalate it into a make or break rule for one off the cuff reference? Fuck that noise, man up and start your own campaign if you're fed up with man child tolerance levels.

>>46374242
/thread

>>46374208
>I broke a DM's rule
>DM's rule is no Holy Grail references
while I agree that this is a good rule, he's enforcing it like a death sentence instead of a solid 'don't do that, sweet jesus don't' shaming. Your DM clearly takes this seriously, and you clearly don't, so find a new group.

>>46374208
>playing with autist

>>46374154
>DM has a problem with something that keeps rearing it's ugly head in the hobby
>instead of being a fucking douche and bitching or being passive aggressive about it, he makes up a funny rule that doesn't hurt anybody but also makes his position clear
>/tg/ throws a fucking shitfit about how he's a no fun GM and the players should just walk
Holy hell guys, chill the fuck out.

>>46374154
Ask him if he's actually autistic, then spit in his face and leave if he tries to throw a bitch fit. If he's an adult and can't control his power boner then he doesn't deserve respect, or a group.

>>46374838
It is possible to overreact, which the dm did. The point is that the dm needs to chill the fuck out or stop interacting with other people.

Did you sign up for a fun game or did you sign up for a serious narrative?

>>46374838
>go to bar
>mention someones name
>did not realize that he is hated at bar
>bartender says I can either never come back or drink a shot of piss
>Dude,bro, just man up and swallow. Its the rules, bro.

>>46374958
See >>46374295

>>46374448
This is the most autistic explanation of the term 'unfunny' I've ever read

What, do you live in a fucking frat?

Good luck trying to get an adult to eat a character sheet because muh special rule.

Op, fuck em. Tell them that you are all going to continue to play and you are not eating something you do not want to. If they throw a fit, leave and tell anyone who games with them what they are doing.

My DM gets livid if his players ever discuss details about their characters to eachother, even if those characters know eachother already

>>46374838
>cancels the session in the middle of playing and tells OP to his character sheet for making a dumb reference
>funny rule

>>46375124
Sounds like he needs a break from dming.

>>46374958
>>>46374838
>>go to bar
>>mention someones name
>>did not realize that he is hated at bar
>>bartender says I can either never come back or drink a shot of piss
>>Dude,bro, just man up and swallow. Its the rules, bro.

>Drinks piss to be allowed to stay in a bar
>Calls that manning up

What the FUCK is wrong with you?!

>>46375159
Yeah, this is what pushes it from in-joke to high grade autism. If you stop the game over something like this you are throwing a hissy fit.

One player started arguing with me towards the end of the first session because he realised that id named every NPC after a porn star
I thought it was funny, evidently he didn't

>>46375312
If I ever end DMing, I will find a way to insert a japanese-y culture with all NPCs named after japanese porn artists. Japanese kemono porn artists.

>>46375541
Never change /tg/

>>46375312
Were they straight up porn names? NPC's named literally Daisy Marie or Dillon Harper? Or was it stuff like Lady Marie and Sir Harper?

Cause first one is approaching magical realm. Second would actually be kind of funny if I ever figured it out

>>46375070

And do you not see the irony in that?

>>46375646
It was Shadowrun, so names like Scarlett Pain didn't seem too out of place at first

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>>46374405
>Choosing to accept the consequences of an agreement between friends, at the cost of personal dignity, rather than chicken out and just walk out

>spineless

GB2reddit

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>>46374524
This nigga knows what's up.

>>46374430
No, I just have players who aren't autistic manbabies.

>>46375215
Honestly, drinking piss is the least depressing fetish I've seen as of late.

>>46374838
>go to subway
>order a delicious footlong
>turns out that they don't have that
>instead of being reasonable and offering something else, they tell you to eat a shitty tomato sub or ban you from the store

>>46378161

As a fetish, fine, whatever floats your goat. Drinking it to be allowed to stay in a pub? No pub is worth that.