"BURR! BURR! BURR!"
The discordant noise from your alarm startles you from your reverie, your dream already dissolving as you try to clear your head.
You can make out the ringing of a telephone puncturing through the harsh whines of your alarm, your boss calling you for another rescue mission.
A fresh pot of coffee greets you downstairs as well as bacon and scrambled eggs.
"We need you to rescue an elderly gentleman" Your boss speaks into your earpiece
"His wife had been concerned he didn't return when he said he would. He's a veteran climber but something must've happened to him.
"The dogs will help me track his scent.
"Oh, there's staircases out in the forest, just staircases, no other structure attached. Stay away from those"
>>46369770
"The dogs will help you* track his scent
>>46369770
What the fuck is this?
>>46369770
Put quest in the fucking subject box!
>>46369770
Oh, there's staircases out in the forest
staircases
starcases
st
>>46369770
>"BURR! BURR! BURR!"
Gucci mane?
>>46369939
>>46370367
>Is this likely horror?
Y/N?
>>46369770
Fuuuck that.
>>46369770
There's four of you living in a lookout tower.
It's cramped but still homely; four beds pressed against all four walls, newspapers and books strewn about everywhere, plants dotting benches, dishes stacked on top of each other in the sink
What do you do?
Rolled 59 (1d100)
The fuck is going on?
I attempt to wake up from the nightmare
>>46370731
It's not a nightmare. You've been called to rescue an elderly chap, last heard from he went rockclimbing
>>46370651
I get out, and try to see if there is something in the sky that shouldn't be here. Clearly climbing rocks or climbing stairs is not something good for your health, and I don't think rocks or stairs are the guilty party.