The armies of the fleshlings come to destroy our most calciferous

Let me sing you the song of my people.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h03QBNVwX8Q

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Donating to the skeleton bank.

I think you can tell the gender by the structure of the face and pelvis, and maybe the ribs i aint no doccor

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>>46332284

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>>46332465
skeleton field guide

>>46334394
What is that from?

>>46334305
Now this is a dapper fellow. Give him his own regiment.

>>46331948

He should attempt to incite a mutiny in the enemy fleshlings' own skeletons; after all, they need their support!

Can someone, without humor or irony, just explain to me the skeleton thing? Why it's a thing? Is it just parody or people really think skeletons are that awesome? and If so...Why?

>>46335462
>not liking skeletons
What are you, an invertebrate?

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>>46335462
Skeletons are that awesome. Currently have a skeleton crew in a piratey DnD game.

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> childrens' TV rarely has any spooky in it

>>46332284
"All these blunt weapons behind me and you had to try stabbing me..... dumb meatsack"

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>>46335462
>[Why Skeletons]?
The skeleton is the only part of you that will remain on this planet for a very long period of time after your death. They are necessary for human life, but are only seen after that life is gone. There's the obvious reality-defying aspect of a skeleton moving on its own, especially at the point where muscles and the brain are completely gone.
Many times they're seen simply falling apart and reconstructing themselves, sometimes from parts of other skeletons. Unrelenting avatars of death which are themselves somehow immortal.

Basically:
They're more interesting dead than alive.

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Blessings from Papa Nito.

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>>46337098
Raves for the Ravelord

>>46335932
First blood to the skellies.

>>46334305
Kinda makes me think of an undead Nicomo Cosca

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>>46338541
I love how happy that fucking skeleton looks

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On a slightly more serious note, I could always use more pictures of skeletons doing normal person things

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>>46339016

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Yes, let's destroy those meatbags and their bodily fluids!

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>>46331948
Weird, they usually stay away from here, never figured out why.

>>46339803
Skeletons always have style.

>>46332284
"Now listen here, you little shit..."

>>46334502
I think it's DC or something. Pretty sure this guy just has invisible skin and secretes cyanide.

>>46331948
You know that a female skeleton has noticeably wider hip bones from the whole needing to give birth thing right?

So you should be able to tell rather easily.

>>46335399
Sauce, on phone

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>>46343825
http://carrececile.tumblr.com/

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Nagash walks in.
Meatbags are fucked.
So are the skeletons.

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>skeletons think they are hot shit

Good luck I'm behind 12 billion self replicating murder-droids

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>>46347902
Are you trying to rattle me, boy?

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>>46348121

stay mad bone lad

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I'm sorry, but there's only one skeleton for me.

>>46348145
Robutts are the skeletons of the future.