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>ancient lich seeking new thrills
>takes 10,000 year road trip through the planes
>imagine most annoying tourist ever then add immortality, phenomenal cosmic powers and large tour group of shambling corpses
>comes up to you wearing pic related, khakis and flower shirt
>asks for directions
>tries to show you map that makes your eyes hurt to glance at
what do?
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>>46226795
tell him that the set for the walking dead is all the way in california, and he must have missed quite a few turns on the interstate
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>>46226795
tell him we can't stop here, this is stirge country
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>>46226795
Why is Hunter S. Thompson a lich?
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>>46227725
Why would he not be?
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>>46227758
Something something Nixon, something something motherfucker.
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>>46227421
Nice.
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>>46227725
who the fuck is that
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>>46227867
Some kind of high-powered mutant never meant for mass production.
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>>46227725
We had two bags of shambler, seventy-five pellets of mana, five scrolls of high-powered acid arrow, a saltshaker half-full of ungol dust, and a whole galaxy of multi-colored uppers, downers, screamers, laughers... Also, a quart of ambrosia, a quart of ent-draught , a case of butterbeer, a pint of raw ether potion , and two dozen amyls.
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>>46227421
>>46227725
>>46228080
You guys making me wish I didn't pack up my copy.
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>>46226795
You will help him, IF he ill share some stories, of course! Especially that one involving tanar'ri, a lemur and a sausage-maker.
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>>46227789
thanks
>>46228259
surely you could unpack?
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>>46226795
This sounds like a sketch from In Living Color
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xczQ5c26pWs
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