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why doesn't a lich just make his phylactery the planet? lasts (mostly) forever, adventurers can't destroy it (unless they are evil, or at least spiteful), no shortage of dying people, etc. it seems like a solid plan. pic probably unrelated
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phylacteries are destroyed during restoration.
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Because a phylactery is a piece of jewelry, and because a lich's phylactery has to be made of adamantine, you fucking mong.
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Also phylacteries are generally two size categories smaller than the creature that creates it.
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Depends on the setting.
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>>46217456
Because you usually have to make your own phylactery, unless it's some legendary artifact.
Also, your soul would be incredibly stretched out and thin across the whole planet. It'd take forever to recollect yourself.
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>>46217456
I'd say that a lich has to have access to the entirety of a prospective phylactery... to bathe it in the blood of the innocent, at the very least, even if you don't have them cover it in profane runes or whatever.
That would, however, make for a damned interesting story hook. There's a high level Wizard that's actually trying to pull this off, attempting to wander every inch of the entire world setting it up to become his phylactery... maybe he's getting kind of old, and needs to speed things up, which is why he's started getting sloppy and leaving clues for adventurers to figure out what's up.
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>>46217456
Another lich got to it first.
You don't want to fuck with that guy. Even they don't want to fuck with that guy.
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>>46217456
Do you know of a lich with the juju to enchant an entire planet? And how many Gods would fight such a wizard to stop him from doing so?
Simple reason; Game Mechanics
In-universe reason; Lich are among the best at being SUBTLE masterminds. Trying to enchant an entire planet; not subtle or smart.
Try again retard.
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>>46217682
elminster, if he was evil.
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>>46217456
>why doesn't a lich just make his phylactery the planet?
Because the planet usually has some vague conscious from all the collective peoples, plants, animals, insects, microbes, fish, etc.. That dwell upon it and inside of it and prevent such things from happening.
If a Lich was powerful enough to surpass the wills of everything living thing existing upon a planet it wouldn't have to be a Lich anymore and would be something resembling a genuine God.
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>>46218154
>it wouldn't have to be a Lich anymore and would be something resembling a genuine God.
...vecna
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>>46217637
Imma make lich galactus and you can't stop me
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>>46217456
...That sounds like too much effort. Why not make it the moon instead?
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