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>$currentyear >it turns out that magical effects can be

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>$currentyear
>it turns out that magical effects can be invoked by playing music
>different genres of music represent different schools of magic
>literally any piece of music that was ever recorded or can be played also has magical properties
>literally anyone who has access to an MP3/CD player or can play a music instrument can now cast powerful spells
What happens, /tg/?
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>>46074236
Has this always been the case or is this a sudden change in the fabric of reality? In the latter case sudden disintegration of society and possibly time and space due to widespread unwise magic use seems fairly likely.
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/mu/ becomes even more hostile and hilarious than ever before.

ROCKISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
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>>46074236
It's a gradual change over the course of about a decade done exponentially, in the beginning it's just a few people, and at the end of the decade, thousands of people become able to use magic daily.

The more improtant question is: which genres represent what effects of magic?
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The ninety odd gigs of music I have finally come in useful for something other than damaging my hearing permanently. Music culture becomes even more divided, societal upheaval, artists are worshipped far more than before.
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>>46074489
Dubstep and noisy electronic is healing magic

Smooth jazz is evocation/destruction/magic missile

>hospitals blasting skrillex healing cancer only to cause hearth attack
> the irony of american marines carrying john coltrane and suave mellow songs while killing
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>>46074521
>artists are worshipped far more than before
Will Ye finally become a god for real?
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Same as with any invention, there will be a weapon and a sex toy made that utilizes it almost immediately.
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>>46074236
Some asshole plays something like these;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK2ottBqyUU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMd23Yo3B8U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnkNMslfJa4

And then fucking kickstarts the end of the world as magical war breaks out, and any asshole with a shitty net connection can become fucking Reimu and blast anything they dislike out of existence.
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>>46074521
>artists are worshipped far more than before.
More likely that the math and cs nerds will analyze the shit out it and produce far more effective spells
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>>46074643
>implying there aren't spells that will restore the world to its former state almost instantly
Please, the apocalypse was all a dream.
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>>46074705
Ah sure, just me put on some Dean Martin and fix this, and hope my noise overpowers theirs, and the screams of the mangled. Let me get right on that
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>>46074236
What would 4'33" do?
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>>46074743
Video related.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zqSSJSQlWo
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>>46074743
Any sounds made by anyone during the duration have powerful, random and extremely dangerous magical effects.
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>>46074236
Does the effect happen while you are playing the song or after you complete the playback?

Also, the inverse ninja power conservation law claims the more popular a particular piece of music is, the less powerful it is.
Hipsters will be literally more powerful than plebs.
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>>46074236
it's time for magic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4_gObHt1uZA&index=1&list=PLA2njp4A6B4Qtxdfvn7pP2-h3KUqIf4Qg
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>>46074743
Be a manlet.

Seriously, why is the shorthand for your length unit the same as for time?
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>>46074850
It's also the shorthand for geopositioning.
The answer as always is fukken Imperials.
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Hail the Great Wyrm, Bringer of Chaos, Unweaver of Patterns, Antithesis to Order and Tonality.
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>>46074850
It's not used very often. Normall, it would just be written as 4:33, or maybe even 4m33s.
As a side note, sometimes angles are measured in minutes and seconds, which are distinct mathematical units with nothing to do with time. Those are noted with ' and " as well.
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>>46074819
>Also, the inverse ninja power conservation law claims the more popular a particular piece of music is, the less powerful it is.
Sounds like Nasu.
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>>46075040
Worse. TV tropes, that wretched hive of autism and even more autism.
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This is now music thread.
Post music track, specify its magical effect in 20 words or less.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0ckX0ToPxU

+20 to will stat
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>>46074775
so it's eqalivent to a rod of wonder?
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>>46075698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRbhLtjOiRc
Greater Haste
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>>46076262
>greater haste
>not this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xvwgkhjVM7w
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>>46074894
He wants my soul. He will eat my soul.

And I won't mind that much really.
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>>46075698
Convert organic matter to sentient, living flesh. Alignment: Chaotic Evil

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br5tyuEUBWE
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>>46075698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8CcTYsMHYU

Buffs other spells, but only those cast via radio.
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>>46079024
Cancels out the spell of the guy above me.
https://youtu.be/W8r-tXRLazs
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXSDPoWeXIg

>an album of combat magic
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>>46079131
Countersongs your Countersong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azdwsXLmrHE
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Inflict Insanity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt4AmH35png
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>>46074743
Nothing, because it's not music.
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>>46074680
STEM, you haven't "solved" music and you never will.
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Raises an elder evil called Pertti
https://youtu.be/DV1ctW1cQHU
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>>46079744
>and you never will
soon, anon
soon
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>>46074236
Country music fans all die of massive brain hemorrhages.
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>>46074819
By popular, more liked or more famed?
>implying that the former won't cause Beiber to ascend from this plane of existance
>implying that the latter won't cause a rush of people learning to compose
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>>46075009
>As a side note, sometimes angles are measured in minutes and seconds, which are distinct mathematical units with nothing to do with time. Those are noted with ' and " as well.
They actually do have something to do with the minutes and seconds used in time measurement: They both reference the same fraction of a larger base unit.

The original/fundamental meaning of "minute" is 1/60th. Thus, a "minute" in time is technically a "minute of an hour", while a "minute" in geometry is technically a "minute of a degree". "Second" in either context is short for "second minute", or in other words, "a minute of a minute", ie, 1/3600th of the base unit.
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>>46075698
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kDWgsQhbaqU
Makes all emos in earshot cry
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>>46079816
The former.
Also,
>Bieber
>not liked
Nigga, please, it's stille better than noise (would noise even count for the purpose of music anyway?).
Hm, let's say the more liked it is, the less powerful it is, but the more harmonious it is, the more powerful it is.
That way, there will be a good amount of trade-off.
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>>46079744
ultimately it will be solved if a certain degree of understanding of the effect musical stimuli has on the brain is developed, then it will just be a matter of switching on and off inputs to obtain the desired output. of course it will vary from person to person, there will need to be a system that is capable of mapping out each person's brain response to music

doesn't seem impossible, just impractical at the moment. but space flight seemed impossible in 1500.
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>>46079822
Then where did an hour come from in respect to time?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jBuwC4VJi50
gives bardic inspiration
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https://www.youtube.co/watch?v=EhGEGIBGLu8
I don't even need to say what it does, do I?
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>>46075698
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WnsI67bHpmk
Causes the user to experience a mental connection to all electronic devices on the planet at the same time, perceiving everything in their immediate surroundings. The user is usually overwhelmed and left in a vegetative state for the duration of the spell.
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>>46081032
Ancient convention. Pretty much since the dawn of recorded history, every major Old World civilization has divided the day into 24 parts (12 for the daytime, 12 for nighttime).
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9e4csjwvH8

>Buff Magic, causes a surge of morale and strength
>If played the slightest bit incorrectly it will cause a small radius of people to fall flat on their face
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>>46085760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cmnCEYtslHc

>Killing Curse
>Melts victim into orange juice
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