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>Your last character goes out from their home.
>They see that their entire country was on the back of this resting creature, buried deep in the Earth.
>They woke it up somehow.
How would he/she react?
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>>46014831
>"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. "
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>>46014831
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>>46014831
Make my way to the creature's heart and feast upon it.
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>>46014831
run away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>46014831
"Yes! YES! Rise my Queen! For the glory of our Infernal Goddess!"
And then wonder if maybe the Dungeon Heart the party draws power from is actually the heart of the dragon.
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>>46014831
>"FUCK! Not again! I just fucking moved! Why does this always happen?"
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>>46014831
Roll to seduce
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"For the glory of Hieroneous! DESU VULT!"
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Woot! On one side my insurance just went through the roof, on the other side my property value has squared if I can somehow "tame" this thing.
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>>46014831
"There is a creature older than me out there ?"
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>>46014831
GRANDMOTHER
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>*shrugs*
>"weird, but still not the weirdest thing I've seen"
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packs his shit up and flies away
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I move my belongings to a safer place to live, in it's ear canal...
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"So that's what Rincewind was talking about"
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