Quick! you have 5 seconds to summarize an interesting, original

Suddenly magic stops working. Fuck.

>>46004976
Most people can't do that in five days.
cut out the original requirement and its fine.
>The Orc tribes have united under a Tribune of the People and must fight to gain land for a proper empire.

>>46004976
Dwarves become evil and start killing everything.

>>46004976
I pick an obscure and unusual historical event and repaint it with generic fantasy colors.
I will literally never run out of plots.

>>46004976
Man after man but with magic, as a fantasy setting.

your pic is related

>>46004976

It's from the Minions POV

The Princess kidnapped a wise elderly Dragon and now his brood are on the war path. And most people don't know what the princess did

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>>46004976
If I can't even make my party members look away from their fucking phones mid-combat, what makes you think I can write an interesting plot hook in five seconds?

Humans are actually the scroll wrapped around the material components for powerful spells. Someone has discovered how to cast them. Geek the mage before anyone else is expended.

>>46004976
Invasion of the yeti riders.

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>>46005083
I know this feeling all too well.
It seems like I'm the only one in the group who considers tabletop a hobby, not just something you do when you're bored.

It's even more of a slap in the dick when you write a plot for a few weeks and people can't be bothered to roleplay or pay attention when it's not their turn to do something. Sometimes they even cancel

>>46004976

The mortal races become addicted to social networking made possible through magic. Globalization happens 1000 years too early.

>>46004976
Everybody have 3 arms, but the third one is all fucked up and retarded.

>>46005342
fucking kek

>>46005361
Well, he said "5 seconds", this is the best i can come up with in that short time <:/

>>46005129
Stealing this.
In terms of actual contribution, humans discover a young world of fey-like creatures, and discover we are the elder precursor race.

>>46004976
The party is employed as guards in the world's most famous loli slave travelling sex show.

>>46004976
Imagine the French Revolution, but everyone, EVERYONE, is using spiked chains.

>>46005529
this sounds fucking awesome

>>46005529
>French Revolution, but with whips
>French Revolution, but with blowguns
>French Revolution, but with ridiculous anime weapons
>French Revolution, but with fisticuffs
>French Revolution, but with half-bricks in socks
>French Revolution, but with bread
>French Revolution, but with live cats

>>46007388
>but with bread

You mean cake, right?

>>46007414
No, I mean the primary weapons are baguettes.
Brings a new meaning to the term "bread riots".

>>46005529
>>46007388
>>46007414

I dunno, fighting with stolen loafs of bread sounds

2-4-6-0-fun

>>46004976
The size of the entire universe is shrinked to 100x100x100 km^3 sphere. Anything that was outside of that sphere disappears.

A fearsome dragon has kidnapped a beautiful princess, and now the heroes must save her. Nobody does that anymore. Ever. Cliches are original now.

>>46004976
Were-dragons committing rampant sex-murders.

>>46004976
something strange happen in an heroic fantaisy village : whore start to get sdt aventurer died out of infection of their wound , the tavern serve winded cheap beer ...
the phenomenon is known as the "fade " and seems to expend to nearest locality
pc are send to the village to investigate and find a "cure"

>>46004976
An evil tree has grown on the site of a bloody battle.
Evil druids and corrupted fae are drawn to it and have started a cult, raiding villages and abducting travellers for sacrifices to sate its bloodlust.
It radiates a faint magic, but it never does anything. Its just a tree.

>>46007713

Not true, it's just that that isn't worth an entire campaign anymore; it's a mid to high level side quest!

Wizards go on strike.

>>46005301
It usually works well for at least a month, but then people start drifting off, not showing up, stop putting in the effort to make the game more fun for me *and* themselves.

Why aren't other people as interested in roleplaying as I am?

>>46007450
HAH!

I geddit

>>46005036
Most people can't do that in five fuckign years.

>>46008055
>Not extending it into a campaign
>Not dealing with the political ramifications of the kingdom's main diplomat disappearing
>Not having her be possessing a magical item giving her control of dragons, allowing her to PRETEND to be kidnapped while she raises a draconic army, since she's the king's 17th daughter and also a bastard so there's no way she'd get the throne otherwise

A novice group of adventurers get hired as caravan guards.

Alternatively make them slaves first. Pressganging to s naval expedition works too.

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>>46004976
I'm surprised more people don't know about this list.

>>46008105
People online are. Maybe play with them.

>>46008744
>Barbarian hordes burn down the sun.
Greatness.

Necromancers lead populist revolution, seeking equality for the common man and labor done by corpses. Church ends up at war with the poor, and the players are all divine classes. GO!

>>46008798
You seriously think manual laborers would be OK with being replaced my automatons that never rest, eat, or sleep and are also made of dead bodies? Hou necroapologists make less sense by the day

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>>46008631
>the king caring about his 17th daughter.
>the 17th daughter is the main diplomat
what the fuck kind of fantasy world does your fantasy worlds king live in?

>>46004976
Tribes of yetis and their apeman allies duel to the death for all eternity. There can be only one.

>>46004976
They said setting yourself on fire would keep the ninjas away.

They didn't consider the possibility that ninjas could set themselves on fire too.

>>46008910
I meant 17th child. Sorry, badly phrased. Either way, the other 16 are sons, and either generals or renowned knights. The king is keeping them around because he may have need of generals if his enemies choose to take advantage of the situation.

Dwarves discovered to actually be society of midgets, all gold produced by their mining actually the same gold, repeatedly stolen at night by "halflings", who are also just midgets.

>>46009088
What situation? Those 16 sons can get him 16 daughters-in-law. 16 princesses that will all become queen before the 17th.

>>46009151
The fact that situation or not, he needs a diplomat. He's an old guy who doesn't know how to talk to people, and his sons are all warriors and generals with no idea how to make people like him. He could win a war against his rival kingdoms, but he'd rather not have one, and if the daughter brings in the dragon army he doesn't know about he's fucked.