This spider approaches your party, you see a shiny ring on its

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>>45721194
I accept its trade offer and exchange goods.

>>45721203

came here to greentxt about mudcrab merchant

>>45721194
Not the strangest thing we've seen.

Do you accept gold, friend?

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>>45721212
>The mudcrabs will rise again.

>>45721194
>The spider goes to initiate trade. What do you do?

"whatcha got?"
>engage in small talk with the usual opener
"so, how's the silk trade?"

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>>45721194
Engage in a high spirited haggling war with it, before paying the agreed upon price, and carrying on my way!

I'm glad that the prejudice against spiders is eroding. Thanks guys, you're doing a lot for our 8 legged friends.

>>45721882
>>45721983
Man, I hate those spiders. Controlling the silk trade with their 8 legs.

>>45721194
Spiders are foul beasts.
I slay it with extreme prejudice.

"whadaya buying?"
"whadaya sellin?"

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>>45721194
I strike it down for being a crime against nature. Suffer not the spider to live.

Not trying to shit it up with 40k here. I just hate spiders. Seriously, fuck 'em.

>>45721239
Is that from the King Kong game?

>>45722300
Looks like modded Morrowind to me. Specifically just outside Seda Neen on a foggy day.

>>45722276
Ironically, Spiders were actually a genetically engineer pet crossed with human DNA just before the fall of the elder empire.

Isolated from the rest of the galaxy they used their STC's to create their vast pocket empire.

>>45722311
Actually its cut content from skyrim.

>>45722276
Show me on the doll where the Australian touched you.

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>>45722595
Kill them. Kill them all.

>>45722622
Everywhere.

melkor invented all bad things, except for spiders, which are their own, special sort of terrible. however, even ungoliant was a straight shooter when it came to bargains, unlike melkoric empowered beings, so yeah, lets trade

Trade willingly. Keep the one player's character away from it, after the last magical realm with spiders.

>>45721194
Ask Furgis "how business has been and are the the wife and kids doing well?" Its been a long while since I was able to come visit and have dinner with them but I do still remember the delicious taste of his wifes cooking. Last time I was there his younges Alicia was always hanging on me and saying how she wanted to go adventuring with me. She was such a cute drider girl but she's probably grown into a beautiful young women now. I was just starting out back then only 18 and so naive, it has been about ten years now, man time has gone by.

>>45724040
Literally tried to DEVOUR THE hand that fed. I wouldn't deal with any children of Ungoliant if I were you friendo.

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>>45721194
"Esmerelda?! Why I have not seen you in the Gloomharrows since the days of Bog the Tyrant! How are things? You know, it's lucky that you came by, I just picked up a cache of +1 swords that I'll let you have for a steal I will..."

>>45721194
Cast Dominate and have him give me all his goods. Then make it watch me sex its spider spouse.

>>45721194
Kill it and take its gear and cash. Usual procedure for any trader.

>>45721194
Well I'm fucked, my character is shit at social stuff so I gamble away all our loot.

>>45721194
>STOP
>Count legs
>1
>2
>3
>4
>5
>6
>7
>PANIC!

My dark elf thief turns around and runs in the opposite direction of the spider at her fastest possible speed, crying without fear of shame as she does so.

>>45724807
That's pretty cute anon. Keep up the good work!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>45721194
Appraise the ring of course. why would my DM mention it if it wasn't important?

Proceed to trade or refuse depending on the new gained information. our party doesn't negociate with terrorists.

>>45725881
Its a plain silver ring. You ask the merchant about his only other article of clothing besides his trader pack:
"Twas my wife's sure. Shes...no longer with us. Giants...and their damned shoes."
You're fairly certain if spiders could the merchant would be crying.

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>>45721194
I don my cutest hat and make ready to show off my wares.