This thread is for relevant races only. If you die at 300 years

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>>44788382
>die at 300
>venerable dwarves are 250
Well screw you with a cracked obsidian dildo too, you pointy eared shits.

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>>44788382
Putting it a bit low aren't we kid?

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>>44788382
BEHOLD THE WRATH OF THE RIGHTEOUS. DIE, MISBEGOTTEN MUTANTS.

>>44788382
Question.

What if you are of a species that lives longer the higher level it is?

>>44789302
Mutations like that need not apply.
You are still an animal.

>>44789302
That sounds like the perfect excuse for murderhoboing.
>If I don't get my level I'm gonna die.
>Only a few hours left, quick, let's burn a village.

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Ha. Funny mortals

>>44789341
pff, immortal is immortal.

>>44789354
>Leveling by kill
>Not by task and actions

>>44789359
No, immortals have standards. A shitty non-race thinking it can be a being just cause it ate enough of its mortal feces and became a god of shiteating doesn't make it accepted.

You are born with a soul after all.

>>44789379
>thinking you can't gain souls by eating souls

Anon, you are misinformed in a way so dire as to potentially be the end of civilization

>>44789354
You do know that most cruddy NPCs are level 2 or 3 by adulthood?

>>44788382

You people can't even remember 99% of your life!

>>44788382
How does it feel to be irrelevant when compared to the fires of industry? To know that all your vaunted wisdom and age mean nothing?

Each one of you that dies you mourn as irreplaceable. Each one of us that dies, we mourn and replace with ten more.

Your age has past. Now fade away and let us see where the future takes us.

>>44788382
>relevant
>live for centuries or even millennia
>accomplish less than even a single member of a species that lives under a century
I do not think that word means what you think it means.

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>>44789530
Is this "accomplishment"?

It'll be sacked and burnt down under three centuries!

Stop being such short-living pleb!

>>44789551
And then the builder's descendants will rebuild it, better and stronger than before, which will be destroyed centuries later and rebuilt again because fuck you adversity. Advancement and accomplishment are both a necessity and a natural course of existence. Have fun clinging to centuries- or millennia-old technology while the shorter-lived races head out into the stars.

>>44789510
>let us see where the future takes us.
Says the Mayfly

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Really, anything made of meat is doomed to senescence and eventual death. The only thing relevant is what you do that outlasts you- which doesn't seem to be based on how long you live.

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All these organic sentients crawling around are absolutely disgusting. I would vomit if I but had the primitive structures necessary.

>>44791105
>having a physical body
How... Repulsive. All those THINGS crawling around on you, all the time, never stopping. How do you stand it?

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>>44788382
>lives for more than three centuries.
>still hasn't developed the radio, the internal combustion engine, or the airplane.
>Has yet to split the atom, develop advanced computers and electronics.
>Doesn't understand physics, biology, chemistry, or even grade school level mathematics.
>Has to steal their culture and art from humanity.

How's it feel to be a failure as a species?

>>44791644
You are now aware that it depends on the setting.

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>>44791644
maybe because humans are constantly seeking comfort and safety and can never be satisfied.

>oh boohoo this cave is too damp
>this yurt has too much smoke inside
>i cant take a shit inside my hut where i sleep

etc. etc. Until they die.
Get a life humies.

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>>44791685
>human supremacy
>dependent on setting

nice one.

>>44791792
>humans seeking comfort above all else.

You haven't spent much time with us have you?

Enjoy the comfort of your hills and woods and caverns.

When you're ready to challenge everything, feel free to join humanity.

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>>44791792
wow, are you still butthurt because we went to the moon you held so sacred and found it to not have any magical powers?

Look, I'm sorry, but you gotta face facts sooner or later.

>>44791911
>elves are moon landing deniers
...why does this make sense?

>>44791896
>>44791911
> the moon
>challenge

Oh wow, you traveled a distance and found a large rock. Come back when you can travel to the other planes of existence and summon creatures that never a human eye has set eyes upon.

You just cant do to inherent inferiority of your species. Anyone can travel in a metal barrel until you hit a boulder.

>>44791802
>>44791911
Why are HFYfags so retarded?

>>44791975
You're English needs work elf.

You only existence as some fourteen year old fat girls self insert into an online ERP. Why else would someone want pointy ears and an insatiable craving for cock?

>>44792009
>Exist only in myth and fairytales
>Actually do something meaningful

Maybe once elves actually become a reality can you call humans retarded. Which won't be for at least a few million years if it happens at all and I doubt they'll evolve naturally.

They'll probably just be some teenage faggot fad where you get your ears done and some gene work completed.

You'll be the furries of the 22nd century.

>>44791975
>Come back when you can travel to the other planes of existence
taking a fuck-ton of hallucinogens does NOT COUNT AS PLANAR TRAVEL!

>>44791975
>Anyone can travel in a metal barrel until you hit a boulder.
1: it's harder than you think
2: then why haven't you?

>>44792083
>2: then why haven't you?
But i have, when i took those hallucinogens.

>>44792097
>when i took those hallucinogens.
Still doesn't count.

>>44792079
>Maybe once elves actually become a reality can you call humans retarded.

I don't think you understand how stupid your post is.

I'm not calling humans retarded. It's post like yours that make me call HFYfags retarded.

Because they're retarded.

>>44792079
>You're English

Smooth.

>>44792149
>shitposting in a shitposting thread.

Kinda why we're in this thread to begin with mate.

>>44791959
because elves have a reputation for sticking their collective heads in the sand when it comes to the changing times and denying the moon landing would be a perfect continuation of that trend?

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>>44788382
Wh? Wos this? Wos this talkin'?

's it one of the earthly races? Me, I barely remember makin' 'em. Weird little blighters. Well, better let the little ones do their thing, s'long 's they keep on exercis'n free will...

>>44792209
>hates elves
>posts in elven created internet forum about elvish cartoons.

Dirty dumb human scum.

>>44792209
So would hobbits, elves, or dwarves be the north korea of a fantasy setting?

obviously orcs are lawless africans, so who would be the muslims? hobbits?

>>44792228
Moot is a faggot, but even he's not an elf.

>>44792228
>thinks elves created the internet or 4chan.

get a load of this fag.

>>44792235
>So would hobbits
Hobbits don't deny that the times are changing, they just don't care because it usually doesn't affect them.

>>44792235
>obviously orcs are lawless africans
In what way is that obvious? Orcs, if anyone, should be western Europeans. Warlike peoples (check) that exploit the evils of industry (check, bearing in mind this shit was come up with back when the world wars were 100% a thing) and are physically bulky (check).

Sub-Saharan Africans would totally vary (it being massive and running the gamut from Benin to the Congo to the Zulu). Benin would exemplify Man (being all civilised but feudal-ish and trading) or dwarfs (they had ridiculously good craftsmanship -- the Portuguese fangirled about them -- and lots of irrigation works). Zulus would literally be the big evil undead empire (seriously, read about them; they're the exact stereotype of an evil villain empire, strangling failed generals et al).

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...

Explain this, if you glorious elder beings can. Why are there so many half-your race/half human children if we're so inferior?
Dragonborn, Half Elves, Tieflings...
Face it, you secretly love the way we work you.
After all, no other race has hands as holdable, do they?

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>>44791685
And?

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Oh look, "elder" races are bitching again.

>>44794280
You know how humans sometimes adopt dogs as low-commitment practice children?

Same principle.

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>>44794791
But dogs aren't as hot as humans. Even "hur-dur" elder races want that piece of human flesh.

>>44788382
It doesn't matter much how long do you live; it does matter how much do you accomplish, and you pointy-eared fucks really suck at accomplishing something.

>>44794791
Humans don't usually then fuck the dog and spawn a race of half-dogs.
Usually.

>>44795259
Do you know what a Minotaur is?

>>44788382
>Not living to see the end of the universe itself
>Not subtly changing the successive timelines to stave off your boredom
>Not learning how to shape reality through sheer force of mind after uncountable years
Fuckin elves always think they're top of the goddamned food chain.

>>44791792
Damn that's a nice image.

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An eternal life is worthless if you aren't cuddly.

Elves r fagets

>>44795043
So as far as you are concerned, elves are all retarded unless they are already a singurlirity, everyone has uploaded their brain to a computer level civilization ?

>>44795412
Something that wouldn't have actually been born without the intervention of a fucking GOD.