>you mean to tell me you play barbarian with improvised weapon

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>>44640687
yes, he's also an alarm and 1 time emergency ration.

>>44640687
Could you kindly just fuck off?

>>44640687
improved sunder.

>>44640792
Isn't that the point? God help you if he takes ranks in frenzied berserker. He'll scream "FUCK THIS! FUCK THAT! FUCK EVERYRHING!" and he'd mean it in a literal sense.

>>44640687
>improvised weapon
I will have you know cock fighting is a proud tradition in which enough has been developed for it to be a weapon right at home next to a sword or a hammer. [Spoiler] insert spear joke here[/spoiler]

>>44641914
Fuck I fucked up another spoiler

>>44641923
it was the capital s

>>44640687
I roll to disarm

>>44641923
you know you can just control+s right?
right?

>>44641971
Yes but I'm on my phone that's why I fucked it up I'm out of practice

Reminds me of the grappler character another player had, that wrestled and broke things with her body by fucking them.

> sage all badly disguised fetish threads

>>44642258
>oglaf
>fetish thread

>>44640687
HORSECOCK

>>44640687
Pick up Iron Will Familiar Bond for double cock action. Give it the Mauler achetype and never let the slapping stop

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>>44640687
If it were his own, it would be unarmed. If it's improvised, he either carries one around where ever (s)he goes or, god forbid, procures one as soon as the battle starts.