>A young noble tries to hide his shame has his tenga eggs

>>44547493

>my barbarian eats the eggs

>>44547493
Aren't they one use only?

>>44547493
Smite the unholy artifacts

>>44547738
They're supposed to be.

>>44547916
Like do they rip on use? or can you clean them out like a normal light

I guess I cast detect magic then identify, because I don't know what that is

>>44547493
Use the insides, return the outsides to the prince and gain reward

He can't say anything about the eggs insides outloud

>>44547934
They're super-stretchy and probably tear on use, or have microtears that can breed lots of nasty shit that comes from and off your dick.

It's probably mostly a hygiene thing. Or a money-grubbing thing.

>>44547934
I think they'll just dry out and loosen and stuff.

Kind of like real women.

What's a tenga egg?

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>>44548118
What these things lay.

>>44548118
It's a masturbation device that's a small, inconspicious elastomer (a very stretchy material) egg. You unwrap it and it has a hole, and then you stick your dick in it. It's stretchy but very elastic, so it feels good. It's one use only, normally.

That prince be fucking vile.

>>44547975
This. It would get you off in two different ways.

Reminds me of the time we had to search for a dragon's sex toy. Turned out some guy was using it as a weapon and didn't even know what it was.

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>>44547493

>>44547975
>Remove insides
>Replace with a drawing of the King, looking very disappointed
>Return to noble for hefty reward

>>44547493
>>44547738
>>44547902
>Read these posts
>Assume tenga eggs are some sort of D&D item I've never heard of
>Presumably something unholy and taboo that might tempt a corrupt young noble
>Use google to find out what they are
>Oh hey, a tutorial video........
>.......................
>Fuck you OP. Fuck you with a broken glass bottle.

>>44551766
My little Anon can't be this pure.