>You gain a super-power >You cannot stop using this power

>>44530644
Cyclops?

>>44530644
Jokes on you, my power is invincibility.

>tfw I will never experience the true flavour of victory because I do not know the taste of defeat.

>>44530644
This is honestly my favorite drawback for superhero characters.

It turns so many powers that would otherwise be kind of bland into huge life obstacles.

My superpower is that I have a LOT of money.

Checkmate.

>>44530944
Batman/Iron Man, then?

>>44530954
They're smart too though.

>>44530944
Your pockets are constantly being filled with money even when you're not spending it.
Check.

>>44530980
Well, I don't think their intelligence is ever called out as a superpower, they're just at the top of human intelligence, which lets them use their actual superpower, having a lot of money, in the best possible way.

>>44531023
They have perfectly human levels of wealth. Just abnormally high, like their intelligence.

>>44531021
I use the money to buy more pants.
Check.

>>44531021
I don't carry cash, only cards, so the money is simply added to my cards, not making me any heavier or my pockets any more stuffed.

>>44530944
Whichever country you're in falls apart due to the immense inflation caused by your "power".

>>44530944
>>44531021
>>44531043
>>44531055

You morons, infinite full force money superpower would either destabilize the entire global economy, bad end, or you store it in a bank constantly, which results in you funding a BBEG bank group who takes over the world, bad end, or you keep it yourself which drowns you in money in your sleep/causes your private secluded island to sink into the ocean, bad end

>>44531023
Ironmans intelligence is; it was caused / helped along by his father's experimentations hence the memory and the spiral into alcoholism as he tries to forget things but can't as his body heals to fast.

>>44531043
/ walk around spilling cash to the people everyone's new best friend.

>>44531133
The massive injection of newfound wealth crashes the local economy, what do?

>>44531043
All of your pants fill with money, any room you store them in will soon fill and burst with money, if that room is on an upper level of a building the floor is going to be falling through.

>>44531055
as OP said
>You have no control over it
You're getting cash whether you like it or not.

>>44531133
Becoming mobbed by desperate people or targeted by dangerous extremist groups seeking funding.

>>44530644
My superpower is being really really incredibly good looking

>>44531168
Enjoy being raped

>>44531168
Suffer the same fate as Narcissus. Next?

>>44531094
>infinite full force
I never said infinite, I said a lot.

>>44531167
>You're getting cash whether you like it or not.
Also, I said money, not cash. So my power is not cash specific. I also never said that my power was to generate money, so...

>>44531168

Who else is going to watch Zoolander Eleven?!

>>44531167
>All of your pants fill with money
And then I give them away to the poor.

"Cashpants, the people's friend."

>>44531193

Always on means unending supply which means infinite, moron.

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>>44530644
Invisibility, but it doesn't apply to clothing.

I can strip off for stealth missions and the rest of the time walk around like pic related and spook people.

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My power is to be omnipotent.
Check and mate.

>>44531193

The money has to come from somewhere so if you suck everyone else's money to yourself that's even worse. The world would fail to function as nobody can use money anymore.

>Superpowered ability to hit home runs
Literally what can go wrong?

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>>44531182

>Enjoy being raped

Will do

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>>44531257

Yare yare da ze

>>44531243
> Limitless power
> No control over it

Welp, there goes the universe.

>>44531285
>how would you like it if i raped you
>decent looking chick

Take me now

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>>44531257
>Can't stop swinging
Or
>Can't teach your kid to play ball without having to continuously buy supplies

>tfw time powers are your favourites but theres no way they aren't ruined by op's limitations

>>44530644
Indestructible-Type Immortality

WHAT COULD GO WRONG RIGHT?

>>44530644
An erection! Without it ever getting sore or unhealthy due to blood contsantly being in my dick!

I SHALL PIERCE THE HEAVENS WITH MY ETERNAL BONER

My superpower is to have exact change for anything I'm buying.

Your conditions don't affect this.

My superpower is the ability to control my powers.

What now?

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>>44530644
My power is good luck.
I pity the dead after my seventh lottery win that results in being investigated for cheating.

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>>44531358
>>tfw time powers are your favourites but theres no way they aren't ruined by op's limitations

Cheers, love, the cavalry's here!

>>44531240
Invisible optical nerves. You blind now.
Check.

>>44531257
Maximum strength home runs that you can't turn off.
Swatting at a fly? BAM fly shaped hole through your kitchen window. Give a girl a swat on the rear? BAM outta the fucking park. Also all your home runs would end up out of the park and that would suck to have to keep getting your lost balls.
Check.

>>44531378
Society frowns on eternal maximum force boners.
Check.

>>44531390
Exact change aappears whenever you see a price tag for something. Saw a CNN report on the national budget? MONEYSPLOSION.

>>44531442
> Invisible optical nerves. You blind now.

Well duh, what do you think the glasses are for?

>>44531442

Faust pls

>>44531409
You can't stop controling your power control power. It's rather distracting.
Mild-check
>>44531359
Either you can still feel pain which sucks or you have maximum force no-pain feelings which would also rob you of other sensations.
Mild-check
>>44531419
>>44531243
Life without anything to strive for or any uncertainty would be a little boring.
Mild-check

>>44531473
To refract the light through your still invisible optical nerves.

>>44530644
>the power to be able to see within my normal field of view & range under any - atmospheric visibility - conditions (night, mist, etc).

>>44530644
Alright, just to fuck with the system

>The power to toggle certain emotions on and off

>>44531648

No control, man. You turn people into psychopaths or sociopaths constantly.

>>44530644
The power to negate powers within a 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 km range, then the world keeps on as usual because no powers exist anymore.

Urination is the ultimate power

>>44531678
>your power negates your own power so you short circuit

>>44531691

Just call me Pants Blastoise

>>44531713
forgot to add an "other" before powers, you win this time negaman.

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The power of fabulousness.
I theorize that this is how jojo came to be - the world was overtaken by someone with that power, which turned others fabulous.

>>44531618
Permanent fullbright even when your eyes are closed. How's hour 37 of your day going?
Mild-check

>>44531691
>uncontrollabel full force infinite urination

>>44531678
you win. The power of not having a power is the only thing i can't corrupt.

The power to live in my ideal utopia!

Note; in my ideal utopia nothing bad can happen to me or it, and it does contain other people and sufficient challenges to keep me entertained and also living forever happily, along with everyone that I care about who will also be happy in ways they approve of even it is not their ideal utopia.

>>44531734

Your full force power drain gives people funky anti-powers.

The ability to fly but with a flight ceiling of about 6 inches off the ground.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwTrollt830

>>44531755
>mfw all those retarded caveats you have to add to try to protect yourself

>>44531734
It doesn't stop me from putting a physical impediment, so I put on eye-patches and... bam, I get to sleep!

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>>44531442
>Society frowns on eternal maximum force boners.

WHAT DO I CARE FOR SOCIETY'S APPROVAL WHEN MY BONER IS ETERNAL, SHINY AND CHROME

>>44531755
You are rendered mentally retarded so that your idea of an ideal utopia is nothing more than eating chicken daily.

>>44531734
You're not trying nearly hard enough. His power-negating power negates itself and everything else goes on as usual.

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>>44531240
spoiler for lewd

The power of being able to suck my own dick.
No I don't care if I get thrown into jail for public displays of indecency. I can suck my own fucking dick, I win.

>>44531755
>and also living forever happily
I don't care if you add happily there are very few things more terrifying than not being able to die. Enjoy witnessing the heat death of the universe after uncountable eons of living in a 90's sitcom.
Check.

>>44531713
>>44531766
I've never liked these reverse power or cancelation things. It's always felt cheap when they show up in fiction.

>>44531805
Night is the lack of light, you can see at night. This means you can see in darkness by whatever magical means this works on. This means you can see in the darkness between your eyes (really, the light sensitive nerves in your eye but whatever) and anything in front of them. Stay mild-checked.

>>44531847

WITNESS

>>44531908
You cease feeling pleasure from it when you grow desensitized.

>>44531796
Well he needs to add all those retarded caveats to protect himself when you will try to abuse any loophole in his wish to screw hon over royally.

>>44531910
Okay that makes sense.
Guess I'm lucky that I'm used to sleep with lights on, still pretty shitty for my REM but eh, it could be worse.

>>44531730
Nobody has thought of a single negative for it yet

>>44530644
The super power of having perfect immunity to virus based diseases.

>>44531975
>JoJo
>good

>>44531975
There are none

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VWBFpKA2IEc

>>44531985
You get a resistant-strain bacterial disease instead and die.

>>44531985
Nurgle hates you. Earning the hatred of a Chaos God tends to not end well.

>>44531985
You are now immune to the billions of symbiotic viruses in your own body, including the bacteriophages in your mucus that protect you from bacterial infections. You die of bacterial pneumonia.

Happened with a character, became a radiation conduit and constantly permanently was emitting it in vast amounts.

>>44532007
Yeah no, that could happen now already. That makes no sense as a weakness to my power because the problems arrive FROM the power, not from unrelated things, try harder.

>>44532010
Even this is a better idea.

>>44532029]
Okay you need to learn how to read:
>immunity to virus based diseases.
>diseases
>immunity to diseases
>not immunity to viruses
English, how does it work

Nurgle guy still winning.

>>44532069
How do you think that would work, moron?

>>44531899
Objective Super Luck

>>44532034
> That makes no sense as a weakness to my power

I mean, disease resistance that doesn't help against many of the most common forms of disease has a fairly big weakness.

My power is the power to end stupid nerd arguments. I am now Power Man.

>>44532080
Certainly not how you are interpreting it as perfect immunity against - viruses -, while it's explicitly written as immunity against - diseases -. HIV =/= AIDS, you silly.
I worded it in that specific way exactly because this is a loophole catching game.

>>44532088
But that's not a problem that comes FROM the power. That is a weakness (I am not resistant to superbacteria) I already have so it doesn't matter, you need to break the power itself.

My power is to be in very good (top percentile) health.

Your move.

My superpower is superpower mimicry

>>44531975
>>44531730
Fabulousness is kinda vague to define. so
>extraordinary, especially extraordinarily large
everything is extraordinary for you, this includes pain and sadness and any kind of stimulation you experience. Because we react to things emotionally your reactions are going to also be extraordinary which will likely put some strain on your social life or relationships. This most likely ends with you being fabulously sad or faboulously getting your ass beat.
If we go with the more JoJo definition of posing and being handsome we're back to being infinitely good looking (rape) and get to add the curse of ginyu (un-controllable posing)
Mild-check.

>>44532124
4chan shuts down. you win, your power has literally no down sides.

>>44532126
Pharmaceutical companies find out about you eventually and kidnap you, putting you in a coma and harvesting your fluids as a source for their miracle HIV cure.

>>44532137
See immortality and the usual problems thereof.

>>44532088
Example of how your logic would fail:

Take this guys' post
>>44532137
"hurr okay so now you are not indestructible sooo YOU GET IN A CAR CRAASH :^)"
See how that logic is silly?

>>44532124
The arguments you interject are only stupid nerd arguments 50% of the time.

>>44530644
Literally just Paul Atreides

>>44532126
> you need to break the power itself.

Alright, off the top of my head.

> Immune to all viruses
> Implies hyperactive immune system

Enjoy being allergic to fucking everything.

>>44532162
That one is better, now you're more into it.

>>44532175
...So? That doesn't even make sense, it's some arbitrary slapped-on bullshit rather than an actual consequence of my power.

>>44531285
>"..."
>"well?!"
>"I'm weighing my options"

>>44532199
Nope, reread the post, the other anon tried the same thing but the wording in the power is precisely to avoid that kind of problem, bro.

>>44532144
>only using that one bit of the definition, and in the wrong context entirely
0/10
fab·u·lous
ˈfabyələs/
adjective
extraordinary, especially extraordinarily large.
"fabulous riches"
synonyms: tremendous, stupendous, prodigious, phenomenal, remarkable, exceptional; astounding, amazing, fantastic, breathtaking, staggering, unthinkable, unimaginable, incredible, unbelievable, unheard of, untold, undreamed of, beyond one's wildest dreams; informalmind-boggling, mind-blowing, jaw-dropping
"fabulous wealth"
informal
amazingly good; wonderful.
"a fabulous two-week vacation"
having no basis in reality; mythical.
"fabulous creatures"
synonyms: mythical, legendary, mythic, mythological, fabled, folkloric, fairy-tale; fictitious, imaginary, imagined, made up, fantastical, Seussian
"a fabulous horselike beast"

I am highly charismatic causing everyone to really like me.

>>44532162
>See immortality and the usual problems thereof.
Except good health is not immortality. It's just good health. Barring accident, I can expect to live to a hundred and still be in pretty good shape through my eighties. I still get colds, but not often and I bounce back from them quickly.

Your. Move.

>>44532202
>>44532175
Like, seriously, off the top of my head, I could be constantly teleported to thousands of locations around the globe, unable to live my life because of constantly appearing at nerd arguments or something. You just suck.

>>44532219
Not him, but that's the loophole. That's the point of the thread, get good at closing loopholes.

>>44532224
Like some guy earlier said, enjoy being raped. Not everyone expresses affection in a healthy way.

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My power is the ability to make senpai notice me

>>44532236
Dying is not good health, mate. You can never die. Your power can't be turned off or controlled, remember?

Reading. Comprehension.

>>44532246
Its not a loophole if it purposefully ignores the full definition to only use the smallest fraction of it

>>44531775
D-Did I win?

>>44532274
You wouldn't be a very good lawyer.

>>44532279
I'll have a shot at it. For one, you can never feel sand between your toes or how nice it feels to stand on top of some soft shit or bounce on a trampoline. Also depending on how you define "the ground" you may never be able to have sex or swim again.

>>44530644
Good luck. Always on, all the time.
Not possible to have negative side effects, because that would be unlucky for the power holder.
Life would be literally perfect, just the right amount of everything.

>>44531532
Sure would be unlucky if you were cursed with a boring, predictable life.
Oh wait, I'm never unlucky.

>>44532266
Soooo what are the problems of immortality?
If he has good health he won't have memory loss or insanity, or muscle weakness or... or anything problematic.

Then again he didn't say perfect, but rather top percentile, which implies it's bound by human limits.

>>44532325
Watching everyone and everything he loves fade away and disappear, including the heat death of the universe, usually.

>>44532236
>dead people being in good help
well then.

>>44532266
Are you retarded? Healthy people die all the time due to violence or misadventure. There's nothing about good health that says you can't die in a plane accident, or overdose on painkillers.

>>44532353
You have to be alive to be healthy, and your power is constantly on, you fucking moron. You can't stay dead. Being mangled or overdosing are both unhealthy.

>>44532143
you uncontrollably mimic these other peoples uncontrollable powers. Enjoy pissing yourself with a massive hard-on forever while constantly felating yourself while waiting for eternity to end in your utopia.

>>44532137
you can no longer convincingly call out sick from things?

>>44532219
Extraordinary was the only one that gives me room to type something slightly interesting.
>amazingly good; wonderful.
See the infinite 90's sitcom utopia
>having no basis in reality; mythical.
You have the power of not having any basis in reality. Either your power does nothing, you uncontrollably un-exist things, or you have mythology based powers and holy shit mythology is a fucking treasure trove of bad ends.

>>44532279
People staring at you is slightly uncomfortable. Also the knowledge that you kinda got the shaft in the super power lottery.

>>44532321
I could drop some sand on my toes and let it sort of filter through.

Someone else might have to pick the sand up for me though.

I haven't been swimming in years anyway and It would really only rule out sex if you aren't creative enough.

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Black holes then

>>44532368
> Also the knowledge that you kinda got the shaft in the super power lottery.

Well everyone else's powers apparently fuck up their lives forever, so I'd be ok with just floating around the place.

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>>44530644
Charisma

>>44532375
Fair enough. Minor powers, minor downsides. The worst that might really happen is some spooks might try to kidnap you for experiments, but I already did that one.

>>44532393
Wrong post, bro.

>>44532395
You're the third guy to try that. tl;dr: Enjoy constantly being raped.

>>44532069
>virus based diseases
>virus based

Bacterial infections still kill you m8.

>>44532409
> Wrong post, bro.

oops

>>44530644
my super power is that I don't need to poop anymore because poop magically vanishes to poop dimension

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>>44530644
The power to be okay with anything i do, and for everyone else to be okay with it too.

>>44532325
Your chances of being eternally immobilized or trapped (127 hours style, some kind of cave collapse, buried alive, adrift in space, etc.) increase to 100% given the sheer amount of time you have to live

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>>44532395
you know what's coming

>>44532368
This would mean that super-intelligent people cannot die (you can't be really good at thinking if you're dead). Is that where this thread is going?

>>44532373
>you can no longer convincingly call out sick from things?
"Healthman, we need your help!"
"Undoubtedly, friend! You know that Healthman is always in fighting shape! When do you need me?
"Monday at 10am."
"Inability to take a sick day, my only weakness!"

>>44532353
>power is always on
>always on
>always

Even in death, he has the best of health.
Doctors are amazed at the "dead" man's flawless physique, perfect cardio health, and full brain function. "Dead" man goes on to continue leading a full and unusually healthy life. Doctors revert baseless and totally arbitrary declaration of death, and announce OP to be a faggot.

>>44532417
Yeah? And they still kill me now, in case my normal immune system can't handle it, that isn't a consequence of the power.
So what?

>>44532434
Not him, but

What if this is my fetish

>>44532137
>top percentile health
You arent actually resistant to disease. Everyone else just grts sicker when you do

>>44531775
>>44532279
You it yourself: the highest you can get off the ground is 6 inches. Have fun sleeping ever-so-slightly above the cold floor at all times. Best you'll ever be able to do is grab shit off the top shelf though that's a pretty damn handy superpower.

>>44532427
You didn't specify that only your poop vanishes, so the world ends after a while because of all the mass and fertilizer leaving the ecosystem. Plants die slowly, then herbivores, then carnivores, then scavengers.

>>44532417
We've been over this. Doesn't really matter.

>>44532433
Society collapses as crime and violence become acceptable. You die when someone decides to eat you alive and both of you are okay with that.

>>44532460
>implying that I don't enjoy the suffering of others

Come on. I am literally posting on 4chan.

>>44532460
>restates power using different words
still waiting for the down-side

>>44532469
I just can't fly higher than that, so I can physically go higher up but gravity kicks in.

>>44532479
Who the fuck said i would do things like eat people or go around killing people
I just dont wanna feel ashamed for taking a naked stroll man

My superpower is being able to control my super power in addition to other peoples superpowers without them knowing.

???

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>>44532479
>The World Ends With(out) Poop
Implying this wasn't my masterplan all along, me, the great villain... DOCTOR LOO!

>>44532512
Everyone gets violent impulses eventually.

>>44532445
Alright, then your extraordinary health is discovered and you are harvested for pharmaceuticals same as the last guy who wished for better health.

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>>44530644
The power to heal.

I can always know if the person i am verbally addressing is lying.

>>44531473
A+++++/7

>>44531985
>>44532069
>>44532126

Your power is essentially having every conceivable vaccine that could exist. The anti-vaxxers also happen to be right.

Enjoy your turbo-PDD.

>>44530644

becoming male permanently would be a good super power for me.

>>44532512
SOCIETY.
COLLAPSES.

mankind was not meant to see your flab flop freely.

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I have the power to make other super-powers anulled

Aka, I have the power to become "That guy"

>>44532537
How psychopathic are you that you think about killing and eatig people?

Besides, the power only states that id be ok with it if i did it. I could always, you know, not do it, and not be okay with it.

>>44532537
>your extraordinary health is discovered
Ah, but I only have top percentile health. That's extraordinary - but no more extraordinary than tens of millions of other people.

>>44530644
The power of dubs

>>44532582
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrusive_thought

>>44532573
that is literally not what he said the power was
step up senpai

>>44532544
Heal yourself or others?

If yourself only, you get super-cancer.

If others, we Cancerverse now.

>>44532526


>>44532544
You heal shut everyone's orifices. No one can ever eliminate waste or breathe again, but they heal from the lethal trauma that inflicts, so everyone is just in infinite pain forever.

>>44532550
You find out no one loves you.

>>44532526
>>44532581
Already been tried, scroll up.

>>44532575
Eternal puberty as a side effect of constantly being full of sex and growth hormones, since you're always becoming male.

>>44532598
Sorry, apparently not.

>>44532608
See second and third sentence of my prior post

>>44532537
everyone gets impulses
not everyone acts on them
you incredible tit

>>44532598
>only 1 out of 10 posts ever get through
>can never post on a board without dubs

>>44532598
So close yet so far

>>44532544
You know what constanr uncontrollabe healing causes? Tumors.

>>44532626
>healing actively and permanently disrupts healthy function of the body
nigger what

>>44532427
your asshole is uncomfortably dry for life. Also i don't know that much about biology but i image there's some kind of bacterial ecosystem in your bowels that might fuck you up if it gets severely changed. Also you can't take long bathroom breaks to escape from responsibilities anymore.
>come take out the trash anon
>can't i'm shitting
>bullshit we know you have shitaportaiton
Mild-check.

>>44532433
Sociopathy and kids cartoon MC power? You'd probably get yourself killed when you try to do something stupid and everyone else doesn't try to stop you. Mild-check.

>>44532526
believe it or not we already had a power control power. >44531532

>>44532544
Kidnapped by rich sick people? It even happens in franken fran

>>44532550
Little white lies. Enjoy being sad bro. Also this still has the pinocio problem of detecting either absolute truths meaning that your power will give you false positives against people with incorrect information, or only detecting perceived truths.
>"Bush did 9/11"
>well shit, my spidey sense says it's true

>>44532650
That is not even remotely how that works, you incredible tard

>>44531419
>>44532324
Luck-power reigns supreme.

>>44532673
I thought it was more interesting than "lol ultracancer", but okay, I'll try again. Your healing also heals bacteria, viruses, and other things your immune system fights. You permanently suffer from every disease you come into contact with, although they can't kill you or do anything more than constantly inconvenience you.

It also heals cancer, so if that one statistic saying that your body kills one cell that would have been cancer if it lived every day, then enjoy your slow unstoppable cancer growths.

>>44532682
Its not a mild check if you just dont do anything stupid.
Your points are so retarded, man.
"Then you probably die for [irrelevant reasons]!!"
"Someone comes to rape you forever!"
"You have a heart attack XD"

>>44532732
Luck doesn't exist because the universe is deterministic. Your power is nothing. Congratulations.

>>44532732
None of your friends will let you play games with them anymore.

>>44531358
That would be fuckin hilarious. You're just trying to teach your kid ball but you keep fucking nailing each ball across the neiborhood and have to keep buying more shit.

Or if it was anytime you hit anything. Like if you spanked your child they just get sent through the wall and across the house.

Being am immortal all powerful skeleton man who can still move with all my physical and mental faculties in good working order?

>>44532682
you are pretty bad at this. I suggest not doing it.

>>44532793
>immortal
Old as fuck, son. Enjoy being eternally lonely after everything dies.

>>44532793
immortality's already been addressed friendo

>>44532768
> the universe is deterministic

Only on the macroscopic, the only real difference though is that anon gets the power to be really good at predicting the outcomes of quantum systems, which isn't really as exciting as it sounds.

>>44532701
Tumors are out of control cellular growth. They just keep growing and replicating past what is required.

>>44532768
super powers dont exist at all, fuck off
all or nothing

>>44532544
>you get stabbed and get a large knife/stick lodged in you
>the wound heals and closes immediately
>only way to get it out is to yank hard enough to tear it out, taking a lot of the skin/flesh with it
>still feel the pain, even if it does heal and fade faster than normal

>break your leg
>bone heals instantly, but healed wrong and stuck that way
>can't get surgery to fix it because your wounds shut themselves as soon as you're cut open
>only way to repair your leg is to keep breaking the bone and trying to force it back into place before it heals, hoping it's healed properly this time
>anesthetics are purged from your system almost as soon as they're in you, you're both conscious while they're breaking your leg over and over again, potentially for hours, feeling every moment of it

>this happens to everyone if you heal more than just yourself

I can remember anyone's wifi password if I think about it for ten straight seconds.

>>44532815
>>44532816
Being an all powerful skeleton man though I think would adress the lonelyness part though. Just make whatever I want.

the ability to talk to animals

>>44532859
> It turns out all the animals think you're a prick.

>>44532838
Define luck, then, faggot.

>>44532855
Omnipotence was tried too. You can't control it.

>>44532845
You can't stop thinking of wifi passwords.

>>44532859
Animals are retarded and have nothing interesting to say. You just get eternal screaming, requests for sex, or threats.

>>44532844
Holy shit.

>>44532887
Being unable to control your power isnt omnipotence though, since that is something you cannot do and omnipotence is being able to do literally anything.

>>44532887
> You just get eternal screaming, requests for sex, or threats.

That's basically what it's like to live in my town.

>>44532041
Aura of chill

Everyone around you, including yourself, feels just a little bit more comfortable

>>44532612
Do you hate fun, or are you just mad I came up with something better than you in a game about made-up superpowers on an imageboard about Filipino interpretive semiotics?

>perfect immunity
>essentially like having every vaccine that could conceivably exist

Since he didn't specify the mechanism of how his power would work, I took the liberty of assuming it'd be having an immune system that can recognize and destroy any virus. This is the same effect that vaccines have, just from a different source.

Are the anti-vaxxers actually IRL correct? Or are they only right about vaccines you receive, anon?

>>44532735
much better
now, if the power was 'good health', that still wouldn't fly
but you have successfully sunk the power to heal.

>>44532922
Everyone gets too chill, far too chill to interact or do anything ever again. Even you. You die, but you're chill with it.

>>44532774
how unlucky do you have to be for no one to want to play with you? Goddamn.

It would also be pretty unlucky if everyone knew you were so lucky, they'd always be trying to take advantage of you.

Hell, odds are, the power-holder wouldn't even know they held that power.

>>44532859
It's basically a school cafeteria 24/7. Everyone's talking fucking constantly into constant noise that drowns out everything else around you.

Also >>44532877
Ever go out at night and pass by those trees where crows in your city basically all gather, cawing fucking all night?

Basically that, except instead of "caw", they're all calling you a faggot.

>>44532947
>just a little bit

>>44531094
Just pay everyone to do everything. Be Alan Greenspan.

I want to constantly be making every living thing like me as the spell charm monster, please.

>>44532964
>Full pwoer
>Can't control it
Sometimes a little bit is just too much. You should be chill with that.

>>44532844

Generic healing power is getting shut the fuck down.

>>44532918
I feel sorry for you, anon.

>>44532915
Too bad, fucker, that's the rules. Also if we're arguing about this, omnipotence is defined this way:
om·nip·o·tence
ämˈnipədəns/
noun
noun: omnipotence; plural noun: omnipotences
the quality of having unlimited or very great power.

See that "or"? You have very great power, but it's not unlimited and you can't control it. Deal with it.

>>44530644
Can necromancy be a super power?

I wanna be the BBEG.

My wallet is always full but never overflowing with small to medium unmarked bills that are real money.

>>44532259
He notices you but doesn't say anything, because he feels that it would be rude.

>>44532922
You all feel a little bit more comfortable about things that would previously unnerve you. This includes things that are potentially dangerous or things that are less socially acceptable. You now take more risks and engage in more behavior that people would frown on and when your friends leave for the day they realize that being around you leads them to do things they normally wouldn't. Honestly this power would probably take a good long while to cause negative consequences. Mildest-check.

My power is super speed. My life, naturally, is an unending torment of endless, purposeless running and I will never again be able to rest or even slow down enough to admire the scenery. Naturally I beg for death but the adaptation that allows my body to survive supersonic impacts makes me very difficult to kill. It could be done of course, with sufficient ingenuity, but once my condition becomes known the military and scientific communities devote all their efforts to forcing me into some kind of hamster wheel dynamo device and generating limitless free energy.

On the plus side, my ceaseless suffering solves all sorts of environmental and economic concerns and everyone reveres me as the guy who must regrettably be tortured for as long as he lives in order that the future can be built. I guess it's something to be remembered.

>>44532986
Truth be told he said all powerful, why so angry faggot? Saying LOLNO DOESNT WORK JUST CUS is a bad reason.

>>44532279
Watch out for low ceilings.

the power to nullify other superpowers

>>44532544
You're constantly healing everyone within a certain radius around you. Those who spend extended amounts of time in this healing aura become used to it, and will eventually suffer a negligence-induced accident once they're out of range.

I would avoid having kids if I were you.

>>44533015
Man get you a hamster wheel and make some electricity! Get rich! And have a treadmill built into your floor or something.

>>44530644
I have an aura that kills mosquitos, and only mosquitos, up to 10 m away from me.

What is dumb is most the people in this thread aren't doing the entire always on thing, they are changing the very wording of the power.

>>44533007
Uncontrollable necormancy. Every mostly intact corpse/skeleton rises and walks the earth, forget about conquering lands where the fuck are all those extra bodies going to fit? Let alone the property damage from millions of corpses bursting out of the ground in peoples homes and businesses. Also assuming flesh-puppet necromancy and not mild sentience necromancy you now have the mental burden of controlling your new millions strong army.

>>44532433
Everything will lose meaning after awhile, like that episode of the twilight zone where the mobster always wins at the casino and everything is really easy. People would become as boring as dolls or ugly puppies after the first few weeks.

>>44533015
https://youtu.be/QJzagFlC7z0?t=77

>>44533009
It's always full because you can never take any out.

>>44533041
Again? Congrats on being unoriginal or really insistent, I guess.

>>44533035
Fair point. Okay, he has all powers named in this thread, but he can't control any of them.

>>44533118
If he is all powerful he also has the power to control powers.

>>44533041
>you and all the other power nullifies null each other out

>>44533078
You kill all mosquitoes regardless of whether or not they are females in the breeding season, who are the only ones that suck blood, causing the ecosystem to go very slowly down the drain as it loses pollinators.

>>44533037
I'm fairly tall IRL so I already have to do this.

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The ability to know, at any time, exactly how much money is in my chequing account.

come at me

>>44533154
Well it's only 10m range so it's not like it matters much in the grand scale, the amount of mosquitos I'll kill will be lesser than the amount that dies of poison. Plus if I ever see a neighborhood has a dengue epidemic I can just go and kill them.

>>44533145
He also has power nullification, which nullifies all his powers, including the power control. One of the powers is specifically nullifying only other powers, too, so it won't nullify itself.

>>44533165
It's always on, so you're always depressed about how broke you are or unable to think about anything else at all unless you get good at multitasking. It's probably still really annoying, though.

>>44533165
Same as wifi password guy and power control guys, you can never not know how much money it is and it's slightly distracting. Mild power mild check.
came at you.

My farts are always silent and smell of freshly baked bread. Sure I'm farting constantly but nobody can hear them and I smell nice.

Potential downside - constantly feeling hungry because of delicious bread smell.

>>44532918
Yeah, I work in a call center. Bring it.

>>44533198
leakign ungodly amounts of methane
beeing a constant fire hazard and killing the ozone layer

>>44533154
>implying mosquitoes are even close to being a major source of pollination

>>44533198
your asshole would probably be really sore after a while.

>>44533184
Yeah but it won't cure the people who already got sick.

>>44533198
Your asshole is painfully dry and cracked.

>>44533007
This!
I want my power to be being a leather pants wearing supervillain.

>>44533233
> implying that's any different from usual.

>>44533198
Remember that South Park episode where everyone farting all the time causes a global warming apocalypse? It'll be like that, but bread-scented.

Whenever I buy a lottery ticket I win the jackpot.

>>44533246
Enjoy wearing leather pants all the time, forever

>>44533246
>>44533007
Necromancy is divination via talking to the dead. So you're always surrounded by really distracting ghost chatterboxes.

>>44533202
Have you been asked for sex (on the job) before?

>>44533185
Again you try to turn all powerful into no power anon? Really?

The checking account thing doesn't seem that bad honestly. Just becomes a wallet then.

the ability to shitpost every existing imageboard across every dimension

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My power is superb interrogation skills.

How about perfect handwriting, no matter how fast I write.

>>44533280
if redefining what a word means is fair game, why even bother

>>44533296
You turn into Bui.

>>44533285
Not him but I have. I work construction and after around 1 am you get some really strange people around. Some dont even look too bad. Others look like hell raped a razor blade and the baby got a sex change.

>>44533273
You can never do anything else now and the economy collapses as the government tries to fund the jackpots.

>>44533298
You become really good at questioning yourself, and since you always need to be interrogating, that means you are wracked with doubt and self-mutilation from torture if no one else is around.

>>44533309
Now you can't do anything except write, bro. Enjoy carpal tunnel syndrome and a boring life.

>>44533315
>redefining
It's not my fault you don't know what necromancy means, mate.

>>44533285
"You can call me anytime you want, anon!"
"Can I tell you something? I'm jacking off right now. Did you hear me? I said I'm jacking off!"
"Is there anything else I can help you with, sir?""I want an apple pie and the love of a good woman like you."
None of those were the creepiest call I ever got.

>>44533276
I'm okay with this as long as I can open them up to pee.

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>>44531257
>>44531304

Literally LETHAL LEAGUE

The power to understand any language written or spoken created by a sapient being.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>44530644
>I gain the power of always rolling the highest number of any dice I roll

The power to summon minions.
With a constant supply of minions I could use them to take over the world and then the universe!

>>44533341
It's even creepier when you're not a girl.

>>44533338
But what if I only buy 1 ticket ever?

>>44533078
Nothing bad really happens at first, as the only places really permanently affected are those you spend time in every day.

What eventually happens is that those areas become an overpopulated foothold of other species that compete with/are inhibited by mosquitoes. At first, there's one-sided competition to the detriment of the mosquitoes, but soon your home becomes a completely mosquito-free zone.

Your in-laws and coworkers will never leave your or your property alone.

The ability to make anyone orgasm simply by looking at them for twenty seconds in a row.

>>44530644
that no matter what I do, how I act, people like me

>>44533362
>you constantly summon minions until they take up all the space on the planet
>even if they have no need to eat or drink, they'd quickly take up all the available space around you
>you eventually get crushed in a sea of minions

>>44533353
Apparently not.

>>44533350
So you always understand everything. Being flooded with a shitload of information probably sucks, given how many languages are shit like hand signs or heiroglyphs or some shit. Good luck avoiding everything that might be a language.

>>44533362
You can never stop summoning minions to do anything else. Did you think this through?

>>44533376
The point of the thread is that you can't not use your power, anon. Reading comprehension.

>>44533382
Same shit as before with the ten-second guy. You can't stop looking at people, including yourself.

>>44533386
>charisma again
Fourth guy to do this. Hint: affection is not always expressed in a positive way.

>>44530644
perfect hair.
Checkmate

>>44530644
I make things I touch invisible, and am myself invisible

>>44533406
>Good luck avoiding everything that might be a language.
Well this shouldnt be too hard. I pass graffiti all the time and it never bothers me.

>>44533412
This man has won.

>>44533353
You find that nobody wants you in their Dark Heresy group.

>>44533406
I'm not controling it. I cannot buy a losing lottery ticket

>>44533442
Yeah, no one would want this anon in any game that involved dice, and the temptation to play dice games in casinos would be too strong, eventually causing them to get the shit beat out of them by mobsters.

>>44533406
Making up detriments by changing the power is kinda screwed up anon for instance the looking at people thing? Why would the power always being on force you to look at people and stare? That makes no sense. Cyclops doesnt need to stare at everyone nonstop.

>>44533382
Did you know that you that you can always see your nose or eyelids even if you're not consciously aware of it?

>>44533406
Who would want to stop summoning minions? I use them to rule the world and then send them off to other planets with my newfound ranking in society. A constantly growing force that I can send where ever I want.

And if food was ever an issue then I would simply not feed them. I get more anyways. Free world suppressing army!

>>44533414
See >>44531442
You blind now

I, personally, would enjoy this

>>44533412
Your hair becomes perfect, but it has to stop growing for it to stay perfect like the thread requires. The only way for it to not grow is for you to die. You die with perfect hair and everyone at your funeral is really impressed.

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My power is unparalleled mastery over memes.

>>44533489
That is much better than the other huys drawback of locking my head into place. Much more detrimental to me. Good job.

>>44533500
...I've met people with perfect hair.
Those people are not undead.

The power to make nearby animals friendly, nonviolent, and amiable towards my requests.

Humans count as animals, you know.

>>44533500
Dead people do not have perfect hair. They have dead hair.

>>44531163
Start a utopia based on renewable cash-burning power.

>>44533513
That is the detriment.

>>44533528
That's what they want you to think.

>>44533535
>Humans count as animals, you know.
Nah, not in public opinion. Nice try, though.

>>44533535
Op will probably say you get raped by animals.

>>44533491
https://www.google.com/search?q=grey+goo

>>44533554
Dead hair loses color and bounce over time. Ever see those locks of hair made into jewelry from the victorian era?

>>44533513
The shame becomes too much and you kill yourself. Elsewhere, Richard Dawkins breathes a deep sigh of relief.

>>44533473
There are no casinos where I live.
Literally the only reason I want that power is so I have an excuse to have other people roll for me

>>44532434
Well you have eternity to get out too.

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>>44531163
The ability to love like nobody is watching and dance like you've never been hurt

>>44533583
I like it! I would cause that if I could!
No killswitch!

>>44533535
>go fuck yourself
>oh fuck me
>fuck that guy in particular
>fuck off and die

>>44533406
you're really bad at this

Inflicting compulsions on people is not a downside to a power, it's you making up unrelated shit and saying that's why a power sucks.

If the power is by default 'always on, and always at full force' there is nothing OP's complication can do.
Powers with a hard and fast conditional ("if" and "when" are good cues) are similarly immune to this bullshit.

>>44533566
Animal.
A living being that is neier plant nor fungus.
Anything under the animal classification of life.

>>44533580
Well, there's another way. He didn't specify how his power works, and animals tend to become friendly, nonviolent, and obedient once an alpha rapes them.

Better get one of those water-backpacks, anon. You'll need the hydration.

>>44533566
>Nah, not in public opinion. Nice try, though
Who cares about public opinion? Humans are part of the animal kingdom.

>>44533644
Amiable towards. That means they're open to the idea, not that they absolutely must do it.

>>44533566
>Nah, not in public opinion.
This is basic biology, fag. The opinion of redneck backwater fags isn't valid.

>>44533633
>love like nobody is watching
Public indecency

>dance like you've never been hurt
Dancing without the control of someone that knows their limits.

>>44533658
Animals can't play 40k

>>44533489
Thaaats a rock solid counter.

Then again... we need to ask when he means by "looking at".
Does anyone within your 180+ FOV fall under this effect?
Only people you focus your eyes on?

The latter is what I would assume, because he said 'looking at' rather than 'seeing'.
Either way, though the photons enter your eyes, it's safe to say you rarely "see" your nose and eyelids.

still fucking clever though

>>44533717
Bitch a brain dead monkey can play 40k, hell they run the company that makes it.

>>44533709
one kudo for taking the time

My power is that my sperm turn into random plant seeds two seconds after they leave my body, and instantly turn into healthy, full-grown trees when they touch an environment that can support them.

I cum trees.

>>44533528

Their hair is not truly perfect, you just have low standards.

>>44533683
Its a superpower, always on, and works on the radius of nearby.
Try harder faggot, your animal rape is shit.

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My power is to be super American.

>>44530644
Power to perfectly control my testosterone levels, setting then on a day to day basis.

>>44533717
you have never been to my FLGS

>>44533554
Perfectly dead hair

>>44533691
Still, there's a good chance that you'd make your friends amiable towards the idea of fucking you, fucking people you dislike, and killing themselves. Very mild though, this is one of the nicer "Mild power, mild downside"s so far.

>>44533785
If you have sex you will be exploding your partner. Maybe not immediately but eventually some seed should be able to survive that. Doubly so for anal sex. Also damn getting sicker punched by a tree would hurt.

>>44533785
your wood is self-replicating

If I flex my rectum three times in a row, then everyone further away than 100 kilometers from me has a .01% chance of dying.


>>44533847
>when they touch an environment that can support them
What tree can grow in a woman's womb?

>>44533859
Yes. That's why I wished for it. What's the downside?

>>44533873
that's not a downside, it's just me in awe

The power to always hit what I want to hit, how I want to hit it, in the exact way I want to hit it, so long as I personally set into motion the necessary propulsion for such a hit.

Note that "how i want to hit it" can determine how hard or soft, along with other factors.

>>44533873
>What tree can grow in a woman's womb?
I did say not immediately. I mean there has to be a type of tree somewhere and you did say a random seed.

>>44532409
Time to enroll in some self defence courses

>>44532436
Hah. I already know how to run really quickly

>>44533873
a family tree

Perfect aim

>>44533785
Do you have any idea how many sperm cells there are in an average ejaculation? Even if nothing becomes trees you'd probably get knocked on your ass by the sudden apperance of 280 million seeds appearing at your feet/in your hands/in the toilet.

>>44533894
Hi Saitama.

>>44533911
Given how nutrient-poor human flesh is compared to soil I kind of doubt it.

>>44533841
I would fuck my friends desu
Yes, even the males

Perfect pitch, ability to play any song or musical instrument by ear.

>>44533932
I do, yes. That's why I plan on doing all my masturbation in public. Preferably a nice open field where trees can grow.

>>44533963
Your ears get really sore from playing instruments.

>>44533801
I don't feel especially amicable towards, nor am I compelled to "try harder".

Clearly the only reason those things aren't happening is the severe lack of rape going on.

>>44533873
.01% of 7.3 billion people in the world die whenever you take a shit. That's 700,000 people every time you shit. Some government would probably track down the death waves eventually.

>>44533841
i'm a little unconvinced that his power implies a literal, braindead, absolutely-no-idioms interpretation of what he says.

"fuck that guy" is a long shot from "I insist you attempt fornication with yonder individual"

>>44534032
On the bright side, we don't have to worry about overpopulation anymore.

>>44533989
Okay, then how about the small amount of sperm in your precum? Enjoy rubbing your dick with seeds.

>>44533989
>>44534071
depending on the definition of "out of your body", there may be some really unpleasant experiences anyway.
Your urethra is definitely not safe.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lodoicea

>>44534057

I know I implied that I was done with this anon when I posted >>44534000 but I think I've actually got a good one for serious. . .

Animals are fine, you get no shit from them. People, on the other hand are perfectly capable of noticing the effect you have on them, especially once they're out of your range or they have plenty of reason to resent you. Presumably "nearby" doesn't extend to the maximum range of rifles or even some handguns.

How long will it be until you meet the Valerie Solanas to your Andy Warhol, anon?

On the other hand, you really wouldn't have to be too concerned about that, seeing as how you'd inevitably get raped to death by friendly-but-misguided bears long before that scenario could play out.

>>44534134
Since when is my urethra not my body?

>>44534032
The question is whether they can stop me before I kill them all with the aftermath of Mexican night.
Here's a new one that may be too stupid or complicated: Whenever I make a pun, the second, humorous meaning of the pun replaces the actual meaning. For example, if I said that a guy whose left side was amputated was all right, then all healthy people would instantly have their left halves disappear, and people with only their right halves would be perfectly healthy.

I am happy. All the time. After explaining people my condition to avoid social awkwardness, what could go wrong?

>>44534401
Emotions other than happiness exist for a reason, anon. You're happy when a bird shits on your car. You're happy when you get fired and have to get a shitty retail job. You're happy when you walk in on your gf sucking Tyrone's dick.

Whatever happens to you, you don't resist or even protest. You take it all with a big smile on your face.

Also, your decision-making skills probably suffer, too.

>>44534379
1. A sperm is ~0.000051 meters (really fuckin tiny) at its longest.

2. Not all sperm is launched completely away from your body at ejaculation, some remain on the penis.

3. Consider the closest point a sperm can be while still counting as "outside your body".

4. Now imagine a seed with a diameter of 0.3 meters (~12 inches), with the center of mass in the same place.

5. You have a dick full of seed

This is an unusually large seed, but even something as mundane as a peanut could cause some serious dickpain.

/educationalautism

bonus 6. Someone is probably getting off to this, or already has.

>>44534704
But I'm still happy about all of that. Cannot feel any other emotion, like you said. Life can suck because of my happiness, but I won't know any better/feel any different.

Checkmate?

my power is absolute immunity.

I want the ability to grow the dankest weed without the popo getting in the know, or cartels/drug addicts going for me either. Basically my own little stash of the best, dankest, freshest kush that I can roll and smoke on command. The dank would give me enough of a buzz to feel perfect and couldn't be overpoweirng, since it would be the perfect weed for me.

>>44534908
>Checkmate?
If you're okay with being a c uck, I guess.

Then again, there's not much of a victory in willingly becoming a lotus-eater. You may as well have your power be being too insensate to care about what happens to you or others, and say you won when I say you become a vegetable.

Knowledge of all secret menu items of all fast food restaurants, so long as I am either inside the restaurant or can see it and am actively wondering about their menu. I can recall knowledge I have gleaned from this power as regular knowledge, but I can only know its current secret menu by seeing or being inside the physical restaurant. The restaurant has to be from an active chain, chains that have gone out of business no longer have active menus or serve anyone.

My super power is eggs. All of them.

>>44531985
Your body deletes all viral DNA in your genome, even the stuff that has gone on to become important pieces of code in your genetic makeup. Congrats you are no longer able to function.

The superpower of HAVING a certain level of strength wins the game as long as it is having super strength + the requisite secondary powers (high tensile strength muscle fibers, unbreakable bones, etc.) as long as you don't attempt to lift anything heavier than you could lift previous to having the super power, as HAVING super strength is the power, not deciding how much of it to use at any given time, and therefore it may cut out on you at random, reducing you to your former power levels, but the use of it isn't determined by the power.
Also, the primary power and secondary powers must be a package deal so your arms don't suddenly snap while you're holding up one end of a car.
Unless the superpowers in this exercise don't get any secondary powers, in which case the power to not be itchy is the winner as long as you practice good hygiene.

>>44538587
punching stuff wiould be like rolling the dice to see how much damage you do

>>44532511

I think a lot of people in this thread don't understand the whole 'no control' thing. Your power would literally be 'you hover at six inches at all times'. You don't get to add provisos afterwards. Also, how would you ever go higher? You're six inches above the ground, what are you pushing off of? Using your arms? Pole vaulting? It starts getting really inconvenient really, really fast.

>>44539285
dress like a venetian gondolier and pole yourself around while singing?