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>the church teaches that goblins and demons share a common

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>the church teaches that goblins and demons share a common ancestor

How does your paladin react?
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>>44493935
He falls, he will save his stubby green buddies, even if it means facing the gods themselves
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>>44493935
Check the priest's history when it comes to Goblins because this church has a teaching far different from canon.
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>>44493935
He doesn't react.
He doesn't hold anything responsible for their parents.
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>>44493935
Check with my god if that's okay.

If it is then move along, If I wanted to do what's actually good I'd be a fighter. I just fight for this higher power.
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>>44493935
Teaching evolution? Clearly this church has lost its way!
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nothing

but the Goblin Rogue goes apeshit, the Orthodox Goblin Church has always maintained that Goblins arw offshoots of orcs as canon
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>>44493935
I swear to god carl if this is another "your mom" joke, I'm going to slap the shit out of you
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>>44493935
He's been smiting them both for years, so there's no major change
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>>44493935
>>How does your paladin react?
My paladin is like "whatever..." cause it really makes no difference.
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>>44493935

WE WUZ DEMONZ AN SHIET
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>>44495098
>not having a god of evolution in your setting
It's like having Odin, mister I sacrifice myself to myself to grant myself even more power.
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>>44493935

We kill goblins anyway, right?

I don't really see how it changes things.
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>>44493935
So, it's Might and Magic ?
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>>44495098
Protestant detected
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>>44493935
>Goblins and demons are related

After exhaustive studies, I've concluded that Humans and Demons are related, hence the existence of Tieflings. Does that mean Humans and Goblins are too related? I must research further. To the breeding labs!
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>>44499092
Is it green short-stack tiem?
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>>44498860

He has a good work ethic?
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>>44493935
Smite all goblins.
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>>44499264
He's a funddie luddite.
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>>44493935
"No, you're an idiot"
>pulls out a demon and uses smite
"see, smite works on demons"
>Pulls out a goblin and uses smite
"Goblin looks confused"
>goblin then is given 5 gold coins and a job at the brewery for a local tavern
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>>44493935
>the book teaches otherwise

Looks like it's time to start purging heretical clergymen.
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>>44493935
"So...?"
My paladin is confused as to where they're going with this. Goblins are shits but not evil. Which implies that either the common ancestor was not evil or goblins have collectively changed their alignment for the better.
Either way nothing has changed.

Unless he's supposed to slay all tieflings too, he just goes about his business, slightly concerned about this new church.
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