A wizard teleports before you. He says to you, "Anon, I

Presumably, be mauled to death by a small owlbear.

>>44463586
Ask /tg/ to stat him.

>>44463586
Owlbears are supposed to be fucking vicious at any size, a kitten sized one would probably be capable of giving you a fairly serious mauling.

>>44463598
10/10, would be mauled again

>>44463586
Is it docile?

>>44463598
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OP here, I is your pet, so you can train it.

>>44463586
But what are the stats?

>>44463680
Doesn't matter, saying it can be trained means that it's untrained. You're getting a mauling.

In the monster manual it mentions training as being possible, but also mentions their nature makes training them highly difficult and that training has a tendency not to stick.

>>44463586
Terrorize people at the dog park with him.

>>44463586

I coo and giggle over it like a little girl, and cuddle it while it tries to hug me to death.

>>44463586
give it up for adoption

my apartment doesn't allow pets and it can't stay my mother's because she's allergic to pretty much every kind of pet.

I would love to keep it, but my apartment doesn't allow pets.

Given that it's probably rather ill-tempered, I'd likely see if I can get a zoo or university to buy it off me for research. A unique critter like that would surely be something scientists would love to study.

Unbelievable. It's [current year] and still no stats. Is this my /tg/?

IS IT?!?

>>44464284
There's stats, we just don't bother posting them because it is really easy to make them yourself. The Monster Manual has a table for changing ability scores when resizing monsters. Use that, and reduce HD to 1, and you have your tiny owlbear.

>>44463586
Train it to fetch me drinks and load my gun.

But not fire it, obviously.

/Archer

Clone it

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>>44463598
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>>44463586
Eat it

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Size/Type: Tiny Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 1d10+2 (7 hp)
Initiative: +4
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 16 (+2 size, +4 Dex), touch 16, flat-footed 12
Base Attack/Grapple: +1/-10
Attack: Claw +0 melee (1d2-3)
Full Attack: 2 claws +0 melee (1d2-3) and bite -5 melee (1d3-3)
Space/Reach: 2½ ft/0 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab
Special Qualities: Scent
Saves: Fort +4, Ref +6, Will +1
Abilities: Str 5, Dex 18, Con 15, Int 2, Wis 12, Cha 10
Skills: Listen +6, Spot +6, Hide +8
Feats: Alertness
Environment: Temperate forests
Organization: Solitary, pair, or pack (3-8)
Challenge Rating: ½
Treasure: None
Alignment: Always neutral
Advancement: 2-3 HD (Small); 4-5 HD (Medium); 6-8 HD (Large); 9-15 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: —

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>>44463586
Trade it on online for a breed of Griffon.

Cuddles. Followed by immediate pain.

Worth it.

>>44463586
Hug him, squeeze him, and call him "George."

>>44465674
>referencing hugo the abominable snowman

You're too old to be on this board, get back to work.

>>44463586
Put her in the cargo hold, wait 3 million years in stasis and see what happens

>>44464978
>16AC

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>>44463586
I give him a kiwi-monster as a returning gift.

Probably stare at it for a while as it stares back, wonder at how it could be so ugly, and take care of it. I would have preferred something softer and cuter, but whatever.