>The Lady of Flames beckons you forward >The Lady of Flames

>>44452145
Ayylmao

>"One line of greentext threads are killing /tg/"

>>44452145
>Stop posting threads with two lines of green text and a single image faggot.

>>44452145
>"Fuck elves"
And so we went to war.

>>44452145
No no no, I've given up on my pyromania with the happy pills. I don't need to and shouldn't set things on fire just to watch them burn.

>"You are not very smart, are you?"
>Your hair catches fire.

>>44452145
>The aftermath of your brief affair left you suffocated and smouldering.
>Literally. Roll a new sheet.

>>44452145
Can you smell burning?

>roll for fire damage taken
>roll for understanding
>roll to resist seduction
I think that covers the basics

>>44452225
It's ok, I cast resist energy first.

>>44452145
Are you kidding? No way I'm putting my face that close to a fire. Fire is fucking hot, I'd get burned even if it's not touching me.

She's got something to say she can say it from right fucking there.

>Your waifu a shit.

Rolled 8, 1, 5 = 14 (3d20)

>>44452225
Forgot my rolls

>>44452282
>The reception was wonderful. The elven brandy left your head spinning. Before you and your newlywed princess retreated to the bridal suite, your inebriated mind registered the base necessity of casting "Resist Energy" before the deed would be done.
>As gently as you could, you laid her over the the suite's accommodating bed and proceeded to make sweet tender love to the one creature in the multiverse that had literally become the light of your life.
>Mid coitus your vision fills with her. Literally. You had hardly noticed when the sheets caught flame, being unable to tell where she ended and the inferno began. You were too drunk to recognize the blaze crawling up the ceiling. Were it not for the skull-shattering pain of feeling the wooden beam crash down in the middle of your spine, you would not have known anything was wrong.
Roll for crushing damage as the building collapses on you.

>>44452194
>"fuck elves," she said.
And so the interspecies breeding programme came into fruiton.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>44452429

>>44452429
Don't worry, I cast immunity to physical harm this morning.

>>44452145
Nice pic you got from reddit.

>>44452452
Well well then

>>44452180
>>44452188
>forgetting your admin tripcode when you post

Embarrassing

>>44452452
I just realized that having you roll for the damage would be ridiculous. i am not a clever writefag.
>>44452480
Greenwood, go home, nobody wants to play with your faggy Mary Sue.

>>44452145
I refuse the witch. Her heretic whispers shall fall on deaf ears.

>>44452282
how did you reverse time?

wizards are immune to everything but the unexpected and themselves

>>44452282
>let me teach you the difference between resistance and immunity

"Jetfuel can't melt steel beams"

>>44452827
Nah, but we can.

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>>44452145
My body is ready.

>>44452145
Lady nothing, that's a Skeleton.
Does cremating a corpse create one of these things? Fuck, not even fire is safe

>fuck, my hear hurts.

Writefag where?

>>44452145
>"bomb Chechnya"
and so we invaded Syria.

>>44452145
[spoile]14/88 burn the fleshlings race war now[/spoiler]

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>>44452145
>"Well, what is it? What do you want?"

>>44452145
"They're yours."

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>>44452194

>>44452145
>roll initiative

>>44452371
It hurts, and she's telling you about what can be only described as nightmare fuel, but you find yourself strangely aroused... How do you proceed?

>>44457973
>Unzips dick.

Did you kow that a fire elementals core smells like burnt nosehair?

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>>44452145
>Omelette. Du. Fromage.

>>44452827
Fire Elementals can't melt Steel Golems

>>44452145
"Tell ya something that ya might like to hear
Got a sexy ass body and yo ass look soft
Mind if I touch it and see if it's soft?
Naw I'm just playin less you say I can
And I'm known to be a real nasty lady
And they say a closed mouth don't give in
And I don't mind askin for head
Ya heard what I said, we need to make our way to the bed
You can start using your head
You like to bang"

For the Children nigga

Ow, my ear.

>>44452145
Never gonna give you up, Never gonna let you down...

>>44452145
Only I can melt steel beams

>>44452145
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc

>>44458794

hot

>>44452145
>"Jet fuel can't melt steel beams"

>>44452145
Stay away from Tier 15

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>>44452145
I so hope you stocked up on fire resistance enchantments for our date tonight.

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>>44452145
Today, I ride for you honor!
Observe as I claim victory in your name.

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>>44452145
you're a wizard, harry