Alright boys. I'm LARPing soon, and Jim Beam is the only

Every time someone casts magic missile

>>44437772
Every time you see a mismatched character.

>Behemoth of a grill playing a noble instead of an ogre
>Scrawny paleshit playing fighter instead of peasant with wasting illness.
etc.

Alternatively any time you involuntarily cringe.

What's the specific larp?

Also, you do know that by drinking on a BSA camp, you will get the entire organization kicked off the site and blacklisted from getting to use any BSA camps in that conference, right? I'm not saying that can't be a deliberate goal, but know what you're doing before you do it, yeah?

Assuming this is an American fantasy larp like NERO:
>Any time you see modern clothing
>Any time you see a "hot dog" sword instead of something that actually looks like a weapon
>Any time you see poorly applied makeup/prosthetics
>Any time you hear a lengthy character backstory
>Any time you hear an edgy character backstory
>Any time you an "ultralight" weapon composed of graphite and kite tape
>Any time you hear somebody try to ruleslawyer their way out of a situation rather than just rolling with it and roleplaying
>Any time you see NPCs in tabards instead of actual costumes
>Any time you hear people talking shit about other people OOC rather than staying in-character
>Any time you hear somebody talking about something IT-related rather than staying in-character
>Any time you hear somebody whine about being "hit too hard"
>Any time you watch somebody who has clearly been playing a long time solo a module built for lower-level players and imply they're a badass for doing so

That should get you blackout-level, if not completely dead.

>>44437772
Then don't go, asshole. Nobody is forcing you.

>>44438148
This.

>>44438148

This, but that's a good list upthread. US larps just suck.

I play in Canada, and I've visited a few US larps. You people need to just stop trying. You're bad at it. The 2% of you who are good do not make up for the rest of your failures of humanity.

>>44438148

That.

>>44437772

>if you hear the word "foamsmith"
>if someone brags about his/her fighting skills
>any kind of leather armor with more than five rivets in it
>if you hear the word "full-contact"
>if there are character levels in the game drink after every level that the player base altogether has
>if the organizers call themselves storytellers

this is just from the top of my head, if you need more just ask

>>44437772
>Jim Beam

Why?

>>44438126
>Any time you hear somebody try to ruleslawyer their way out of a situation rather than just rolling with it and roleplaying
That's my favourite part of The Wild Hunt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-wpbcUpCq0 at 1:50

>>44437772
>Jim Beam
Do you really hate yourself that much?

>>44442810
I try to forget that movie but someone always bring it up regardless of how shit it was.

>>44442789
>>44442846
Bushmills masterrace reporting in

>>44443039
>I can't handle peted scotch.

Translation by Bing!

>>44443085
Nah mate, just provincialism. Bushmills is just down the road