>The wizard has created a 4chan elemental. What would such

>>44397966

It hates everything, even itself. It cannot be reasoned or bargained with.

This is way too easy


Shit Elemental

It would constantly call everyone a fag or autistic, while spewing hate speech about everything. It wears a fedora and shoots blasts of porn gifs.

>>44398002
From the elemental plane of the sea of piss.

Imagine a 5 headed dragon, all of which have no face and all the heads hate each other. The only thing keeping them together I'd their hate of everyone else.

An anime girl completely nude made of congealed shit that tries to destroy anything, powered by a gold bar that tempts weak willed creatures into its folds in search of it.

>>44398049
Get the drawfags in here

Honestly you're better narrowing it down to a single or a group of boards to get some actual discussion going or we're all just gonna say piss elemental.

>>44398120
Well singular boards would be the elemental version of Board-Tans

Would /tg/ be just a swirling coil of boardgames and figurines in Space Marine armour?

A mighty, but simultaneously impotent dragon with tiny robotic tumor growing on him,.

>>44398162
Depends what way you wanna go with it and how meta you wanna get. But the example you listed would be a good bet, a sort of Thousand Sons Rubric of salt, >implying and "FUKKEN XENOS!" in place of dust and hate instead of a soul.

A four-headed elemental of piss.

His/its/their symbol is the
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>>44398000
>It hates everything, even itself. It cannot be reasoned or bargained with.

"He hates and loves the Ring, as he hates and loves himself. He will never be rid of his need for it."

>>44397966
Pretty sticky, might want to bring a moist towelettes and bleach.

Disgust Elemental

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>>44398637

I imagine it being made mostly of Dragon Dildos.

A breast, but with a dick for its nipple, and the dick sprays shit everywhere.

Already been done.

http://archives.erfworld.com/Book+1/139

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A massive faggot that only communicates through memes and green text.

>>44398049
Actually sounds like an accurate description of 4chan while also being kinda cool

>>44398143
That's going STRAIGHT into my shitposting folder. Thank you sir.

>>44398049
Needs way more heads but yes.

>>44398049
That might as well personify the internet as a whole, with how damn near every site has a hateboner for damn near every other site.

>>44399623
It is you, the man from my dreams!

It would be a writhing mass of tentacles, each connected to a fucked up beige PC. Each tentacle would identify as 'heaven' and shitpoat all day while jerking it in a horrendous cacophony of wailing.

>>44398049
One head is faceless, one head is a pepe, one head is an animu, one head is a Costanza and one head is a bait

>>44397966
To attack roll 3d6. If you get trips, it's a critical hit.

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>>44397966
WARBLHARGHHHH

>>44397966
Pure evil...

>>44397966
Was going to say just disgusting but >>44398049 got it right.

>>44403222
Double trips confirmed.
WITNESSED

>>44403726
>double trips
>caring about the first 3 digits
Lurk Moar

>>44397966
Made of dank memes, self hate, rage, turns everything into swastika(Google Internet hate machine)

>>44403222
I was going to say a shit golem but this is god too

>>44403222
>that idea
Fuck you. I was comfortable in bed

See you in 9000+hrs

>>44403222
>>44398049
Fantastic

>>44404929
Make it so

>>44403222
>still being stuck with 2014 memes

>>44404929
Proceed with the aforementioned action, sodomite.

>>44397966

Go onto /k/ and ask them about the /k/arrier. Essentially that.

Gibbering mouther

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>>44397966

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