/tg/, my luck is horrific on Roll20, and nothing seems to be

>>44392298
Stop touching yourself at night.

>>44392684
But anon...

I touch myself during the day

Go to the FLGS and say you're looking for dice that aren't imbalanced and see if they'd let you test some D20's on a nearby table. Buy the one that rolls the most 10+.

>>44392749
Playing online anon, which is half the difficulty

>>44392792
Ask to switch dice programs for one session?

>>44392842
What online dice programs are there, and do they support macros?

>>44392856
Well if you're using roll20 there's often the option to roll from the In-game sheet via a button. Also typing out the roll with modifier might give different results. But you could always find a rolling program with sound out there to use when you skype your roll20 games.

>>44392891
So you're saying try laying out my macros differently?

>>44392910
Yeah. Or if you're the type that uses webcams just roll with the camera facing the dice the entire time.

Those are all bullshit answers
There are no dice gods. It's silly to think there are.

Any real gamer knows that individual dice are home to tiny dice sprites from a plane of oblivion.

As such, you need to appease them if you want good rolls. I have a list of things they like.

> they love pranks on your neighbors. so break into you neighbors home and rub your cock on their silverware
>they adore tributes. so shoplift trinkets and burn the stolen items in your microwave

>they are happiest when you assault some in their name. so go punch an old lady on the street. hit her in the tit and run away laughing

Hope this helps. And a big FuckYou to you faggots trying to give op bullshit answers.