>Your character is named 'Eyeball' >The name

May as well name your character "Circulatory System", because it's equally apt.

You seem to have made a mistake. My name is actually "I-Bull." Now, please step aside and present your wife.

>>44361363
He once had his hair set on fire, and then claimed that all of his hair was a single GREAT FLAMING EYEBROW.

It's just kinda stuck since then.

>>44361363
you have photosensitive testicles

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>>44361363
Because he's a man with a golden eyeball

>>44361363
Incredibly high perception score.
Incredibly low perception score.
Blind.
Missing one eye.
Collects eyeballs of enemies.
Some other quirk involving the eye or sight.

>>44361695
FRONTIER

>>44361363
Because they are a poorly disguised beholder.

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>>44361394
>2015
>Not iBull

Tsk tsk.

>>44361363
>Why is it apt?

Character uses Debiun-based Linux and can't be arsed to install Pacman

>>44361363
Cuz he always eyeballs it, rather than formulating a sound plan.

Or something something testicle.

>>44361740
PSYCHIATRIST

>>44361380
found the GURPS player

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>>44361363

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>>44361872
>pic related

>>44361791
>apt-get install dickintheass.deb

>>44361363
He was a clone of hitler who gouged out his eye as a disguise.

So he's got one eye, and one ball.

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>>44361363
He's a cyclops.

>>44361363
My left eye is actually a testicle.

>>44361363
Because he balls.

>>44361363
He specializes in ocular patdowns.

>>44362746
>He specializes in ocular patdowns.
Does he also have sweet karate skills?

Because he's a psionic and thought it would confuse potential enemies of his true powers on first contact.

>>44361363
Pops people at 2km with just iron sights when asked how they say, "Well you just eyeball it yeah?"

Because hes the first person to ever put points into appraise, and utilizes at every opportunity.

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Because I BALL hard.

>>44361363
Because I'm ad-apt-eyeball

>>44361363
His signature weapon is a flail made from the eye stocks of a beholder...it shoots all the lasers

>>44361363
Likely because he is missing an eye.

>>44361363
BECAUSE YOU DON'T POKE HIM WITHOUT GETTING FUCKED UP

>>44361718
>Collects eyeballs of enemies
Did that with a Half Orc Barbarian once. Only collected ones that could scry, though. Kept them in his loin cloth, seldom bathed.
Hoped the scrying eyes had some way to pick up smells.

>>44361363
because Look at me, eye de captain now.

>>44361695
THAT BOY NEEDS THERAPY

Because your character is a reincarnated beholder in a human body with full memories of his previous life, but absolutely none of the power. Is now the group wizard, focuses on ray based spells, and uses the theme of an eyeball. Arcane focus is a censer that appears to be an eyeball on the end of a rope that looks like a nerve bundle.

This new life of yours has made you rethink the human condition, and are slowly growing to love humans..

>>44361363
He's a half-beholder

>>44361363
They're an apt pupil.

>>44361776
Unf.

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"EARS!"

"OPEN SIR!"

"EYEBALLS!"

"CLICK SIR!"

"YOU ARE GOING TO GIVE ME DIABETES WITH THAT SWEET ASS VOLUME, FUCK YOU EYE-BALLS!"

"CLICK SIR!!!!!"

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Glaz and Palitz, the Eye and the Finger, called this because they aren't even human, just a pair of weapons.