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I'm the foreverDM for a group of friends, for once I let another guy DM and we invite people that stopped playing because of timing reasons.
He says he wants to do it with no sheets and just a couple rolls since it will be mostly roleplaying and investigation, we need to work on interesting characters.
Then "let's call him N" joins
>N: what system are we playing?
>DM: well it's a pretty high fantasy setting
>N: Yeah but what rules
>DM: Just pick a concept for a character
>N: Ok I'll go with 3.5
>Two days later, gamenight is here
>DM: Introduce your characters
>Other players proceed to do that
>N: I'm A whirling dervish I deal 46 d6 per turn and I have multiclassed with cursed blade class (or some shit like that)
>DM: Yeah but what's your name?
>N: Jhon Ceeeeeena!!!!21
He then proceeded to put the Jhon Cena theme on with his mobile, which loaded slowly and kept buffering, making it even more awkward.
He remained silent for 6 hours straight, then left.
He's a long time friend with everyone in the group except me,
I wanted to kill him
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He remained silent and played clash of clans for six hours straight*, just because the only type of combat in that session was without rolls and was completely unnecessary. We all had a great game except for him.
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That was physically painful to read...
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Someone post more shitty player stories.
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>>44318032
It's your fault for not telling him straight up that you and your group are homosexuals who only "play" narrative borefests. What kind of DM just say "bring a character" without even telling the player what SYSTEM to use, Jesus fucking Christ you are a fag.
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>>44319474
OP ruined it by being a class a faggot himself
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>>44319512
>meme character is good
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>>44319554
His character was worthless trash, but what did OP expect? He gave zero information, I mean not even telling him what system to use? Seriously? So the player made a dumb as shit ZU WARDO and OP has the brass neck to sit in judgement on him? Yeah, no.OP is a failure not only as a GM but as a human being. Even if I was running something as mindless as d&d, I would ALWAYS sit with new players to make sure the character they're building fits the game, this is GMing 101.
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>>44319580
OP wasn't even the GM. He let someone else GM, and that's what happened.
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>>44319642
Fine, the DM is the Faggot King, OP is merely his court jester. Happy?
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>>44318032
>We all had a great game except for him.
Sounds like it's already solved, OP.
One more session, tops.
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>>44319580
>OP has the brass neck
I've never heard this expression before, so thanks
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