/Blood Bowl/ General - Playoffs are Nigh Edition

>>44314358
First for Skink Thighs

First for BB2 isn't shit and anyone who has gripes with it is a poor fag.

(they'll probably suggest that you buy willy miniatures anyways though)

Human team question.

I have 2 blitzers near level up

one has +MA +MA dodge and the other has MB PO Jump up. Do I take tackle or guard (or a different skill)? As of right now I have 1 tackle lineman and 1 guard tackle blitzer for a total of 2 tackle pieces. I have 4 guard pieces, a blodge blitzer, a guard tackle blitzer, a guard lineman, and my orge. I also have no frenzy and only my killer and my ogre have mighty blow.


Oh and for ogre and catcher. If I don't roll doubles by the third skill for the ogre and if I dont roll an 11 or 12 by the third skill for the catcher should I just fire them and start again?
Mainly play in the NAF BB2 league or what ever it is called now. So mostly against bashy or wood elves

>>44314537
Give MaMaDodge leap or Sprint (They cancel eachother out so only one)
MB/PO/Jump could go foul way or Block/Dodge I think. Wouldnt really go for Tackle as he needs Block first

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>>44314463
I concur

>>44314472
Willy is good, Models will always be expensive, if you are a hobbyist or just want something to look cool you may as well get high tier shit. The increase of satisfaction is greater than the increase in price. Willy undead and khemri look bad ass, their only fault is they don't have more

>>44314583
>human blitzer
>needs block

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>>44314463
>not posting skink thighs

>>44314669
I didnt read anything but his provided ability list
Give him Block again so he can block while he blocks

>>44314693
>Posting Kobolds
That isn't a skink though.

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>>44314717
>small lizard with frills and aztec theme
seems pretty skink to me
Heres one when I turn the graphics to maxium in BB2

>cknoor rolls a 10 on his sauras
>takes block
>next game said sauras gers - move
Nuffle givith and nuffle taketh away

>>44314774
5mv on a blocker, especially on a saurus with block, isn't a death sentance all things said senpai

>>44314774
If you wanna see a time of Nuffle taking away watch cKnoor's latest Wood Elf stream.

>>44314813
It's just funny that he refused +move so nuffle gave him -move for refusing his gifts

Does the Spanish postal system take all Christmas off? I've been waiting for an order to ship since saturday night

>>44314876
*all Christmas week

>>44314537
Guard is a skill that gets better with each player that has it, but without tackle you will go pepe without any way to deal with blodgers

What race was Nikk Three-Horn?

>>44314834
yeah I've been watching it

nuffle hates wood elves

>>44315515
Wasn't he a dark elf?

Elves pride themselves on doing everything to perfection. They also believe in acknowledging their achievements. Therefore, Elves make more awards to more players than any other race. It is possible to win Most Aesthetic Pass, Best Victory Celebration in the End Zone, Best Dressed Hair (post-game) and Best Post-Match Party awards, while statistical records include Most Kills From A Single Blow, Longest Range Kill, Heaviest Match Programme and the Elf Lord's Commendation for most Spectacular Offensive Magic - an award which was won last yaer by the hurricane-summoning Gladiators Magical Co-Ordinator Stormbrew Highcloud

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R8 my Wardancer

>>44319294
10/10 would surf/foul/stab

Did you know that season tickets for Blood Bowl games can cost anything from 220 gold crowns for a Reikland Reavers cards, to a huge basket of iced buns for the Halfling Greenfield Grasshuggers team, to three chickens and a bag of rats for a lifetime of free Scarcrag Snivellers games!

>>44319356
Should I go for strip ball if he ranks again without dying?

>>44319294
>no stat ups
>no doubles skills
Those skills might as well be useless vs my dwarf team, good luck geing beaten up, 2/10.

>>44319376
You probably should've got strip ball before diving tackle, but for us to give you advice we'd have to see the rest of the team.

>>44319414
My team has 6 Leaps (2 Wardancers 4 Catchers)
The goal is to leap around and fuck up their backline, While abusing dodge to avoid as many hits as possible.

Rolled 6, 5 = 11 (2d6)

Two dice block

>>44319911
POW POW POW lucker noob

>First game of Chaos
>Mino gets two levelups
>Claw POMB confirmed

>>44319984
have mercy

>>44319999
He has horns too obv because Mino. For the blitzes.

>>44319294
Why not sidestep since he is marking?i mean dauntless can be useful but take core stuff first.
2/10 would not foul

>>44320013
>blitzing with a big guy
>needing horns on a big guy
>fielding a big guy at all
I would give him pro on a dub if you want to be blitzing with him instead of just using him as a tackle zone

>>44320048
>Not blitzing with a clawpomb big guy

>>44320048

>Not giving him Block on a double

>>44320063

>Giving PO to a Big Guy

You never want a Minotaur to hit the ground.

>>44320075
Block is all around great,but on a mino i would prefer tentacles,as for PO,it isn't great but pro and PO together i think make for a decent piece
>>44320063
>Wasting your blitz just to make a mino roar
>wanting your blitz to be a turnover 1/9 times(without counting frenzy)
And that's just to get the armour of some pieces down.not worth it at all

>>44320130

You should always take block on minos if you can. The problem is that you only get it on doubles.

PO is a waste though, tentacles are better.

Tfw the AI unashamedly cheats in BB2

>>44320222
Someone tell me the odds of Skull Skull Skull Pro Skull Skull Skull Reroll Skull Skull Skull

>>44320234
You can't reroll an action twice.

>>44320234
>>44320243

I guess he rerolled the pro

>>44320243
You cant?
>>44320254
No. It changed the dice. Probably a bug then. Ive done it before too (On a dodge)

>>44320234
just because something is highly unlikely doesn't mean it can't happen

git gud

>>44320258

You can't reroll an action twice, no. You're probably thinking of rerolling pro, since it's not guaranteed to work.

>>44320274
>He hasnt played vs the AI and gotten over 40 skulls in one game

>>44320293
>He hasn't done this vs a real player

>>44320313
Players get lucky, The AI fudges rolls. One game it gets creamed, The next its nothiing but Pows on them and skulls on you, ANd forget about anythiing but a 1 on a dodge even with the skill

>>44320336

This still happens in the real game though, you're just sounding salty.

Also

>Blue car syndrome

>>44320359
Ive restarted the same match three times trying to get a favorable outcome to the first half, The best ive managed is 1-0 with a lot of 0-0s, My last game was 5-0
Im salt as fuck m8

>>44314876

You won't get it until the new year even if you're in the EU. Comixininos?

I knew Impact! was American but thought they had distribution over here in the UK. Turns out they don't as the USPO sent me an email. Won't get my Gatormen for a week or two. Don't feel as bad about paying £6 postage though.

>>44320157
Well yes tentacles is better than po,but it's a double,that doesn't really make a point.and eventhough block might be better i really prefer tentacles

>>44320414
>but it's a double
Except it's not.

>>44320387

>Savescumming

Are you sure it's the AI that's cheating?

On a more serious note, even if the AI was cheating, it's still trash enough that you should still be able to win easily most of the time. Playing online is where it's really at.

>>44320431
Yeah I can win, But I want more than 3 SPP for the half.
I cant afford the game so no Online

>>44320414

Yep, neither of those are doubles. And Block is the best skill you could ever get on a big guy, so I'd say you're probably just bad at evaluating skills.

>>44320439

Well, can't say I blame you for not buying it, the game is way overcosted. But if you're that worried about SPP, I don't think you're ready for online leagues either way.

>>44320425
>>44320450
Wht the fuck?when i read your comment i even checked again since i don't use chaos and i read mutation was doubles again,well sorry i guess.
As for my skill evaluation ability you are probably right.

>>44320258
>No. It changed the dice
It only looks like as if there is a new roll. This probably happened
you get tripple skull.
You used pro.
Pro failed that's why you get tripple skull again.
Now you used a reroll to reroll pro.
Pro failed again.
You get tripple Skull.

Was there a game coming up today?

>>44321286
Anime-ted clothing vs 16 Shades Of green is coming up soon

>>44320752
Makes sense but goddamn

>>44321303

Alright. There better be blood!

>>44321323
I'll try. But I need Crab to get back online and join the game before I can hit his players

>>44321343
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=801920
We are good.

The crowd is always bloodthirsty

>>44321917
I love it. We could always use more blood on the pitch.

Rolled 3 (1d6)

GFI

>tfw you wake up just in time for your match
Who wants to see some Caledor Leatherheads agaisnt the woodies?

>>44325359
30 min till match

Caledor Leatherheads vs Buddhist Elves!

https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=802034

>>44325558
In genteel elf fashion, its a tie 1-1
Thank god for rioting fans

>>44326750
many cuddles were had

Did you know to put a bit more pep into the Chaos Cup, from this season on, the losing team captain in each game must present himself to be eaten - by the Trophy. Blecccch!

Ashenvale Leaves vs One Night Rack will be happening hopefully in 20-30 minutes!

Hey Mauled
For the vet tourney, can we start at 1,500,000gp?

>>44327295
*new tourney

vet league is just teams that survived and want to continue, they're not new teams

>>44327280
The match that decides nothing but determines everything!
https://fumbbl.com/ffblive.jnlp?spectate=802099

>>44320410
>Comixininos?
Yeah, I live in California
I know it would take awhile but I was hoping it would at least ship off by now
>capatcha: Godspeed DR

But I ordered High Elves...

>>44327725
The curse of Ashenvale is finally broken! They suffered a rather mild victory of 0-2 with no heavy casualities on either side besides a badly hurt player.

>>44328724
loss*

How do you set a pitch image for fumbbl? And what size should it be?

Was going to do a Cas final after game 6 but it should be mentioned that The Poundinator is now at + Ma and St. This werewolf is out for blood come the playoffs.
> tfw when 9 ma 4 st claw block frenzy blitz right at your ball keeper.
I feel sorry for the next teams to play him

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rate my team

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>>44329667
pic 2 of 2

>>44329676
what are the size parameters for the player images?

>>44329711
from fumbbl

"The recommended image size for players is 95x147 pixels"

>>44329711

95x147

So just wondering. Would anyone want to try a stunty league tournament? I have zero experience with it but could be good for a laugh.

>>44327385
If we even have the vet league, if we only let a person play in one league there are only gonna be like 6 people in the vet instead of the new one.

>>44330811
Sounds like it would be fun, at least as a side thing to the normal league.

>>44330951

There are a decent number of teams that are floating around 1200-1300 TV that aren't in the playoffs that could easily stick around for a second season with their teams being in the state they're in.

Remember that even if we end up with a few of the playoff teams ending the season in the 1500-1600 TV range, all it takes is a chainsaw or a wizard to remove a star player and drop them down a good 100-200 TV.

I don't honestly know how many of those teams would choose continuing with their current team over a fresh one, though.

>>44331444
I'd be down to keep my team into the new league

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So I want to get into wargames (Blood Bowl looks cool) but I went to roll20 and see if I could find somebody to play with but Blood Bowl is not even listed and other war games have no games
Where do i go if I want to play online?

>>44332551

Check out the OP. Keep in mind that if you go in there playing games with random players, you are very likely to be playing against veterans who will crush you mercilessly.

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>>44332551
Theres only a handful of people playing it, and like >>44332613 said it will be a bunch of autists who have been playing it for decades

>>44328985
seconding this?

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Fun thing about blood bowl 2 with the new 5 minute DC timer, you can keep leaving every second and force your opponent to wait 4 minutes at a time as the clock ticks down a second at a time

I'm having alot of fun

>>44330811
Stunty is not very balanced, Certain teams are way stronger than other teams. Gnomes and Fae stand out in normal play, Goblin cheaters stand out in 'If nobody is alive nobody can stop me' and some other teams are not that useful

https://fumbbl.com/p/player?player_id=9686588

>>44334703
https://fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=8459727

>>44334742
https://fumbbl.com/p/player?player_id=8863398
https://fumbbl.com/p/player?op=view&player_id=3258599

>>44332613
>>44332932
Oh well, If the learning curve is not so hard and the other players are not condecending towards me I think I can survive.
I see that /tg/ has a league on fumbbl, you play online there? How?

>>44336649
We are running a new league after the play offs
All are welcome. For deets try to get a hold of "Mauledbytigers"

>>44336649
There are a few ways. For ranked you can just make a team and go to gamefinder, there you can see people close to your TV and say you want to play against them.
Blackbox is the traditional matchmaking, but is actually good unlike BB2. You activate a team and every 5 minutes you will be put against someone else.
In leagues you make a team and apply for, once in you or you designated opponent need to start a match and give the other the match info.

Is there a /tg/ league in Blood Bowl 2? If not, which league should I join as a newbie?

>>44337249
Mr.Hadwick has an overall more experienced players, but most are willing to give advice.

>>44336649

If you've never played I suggest finding someone to play some introductory games with a throwaway League team. Humans are best for learning the game because they do a little bit of everything but to perform well require good understanding of the fundamentals.

I can't find a particular mix of a song which I'm falling in love with.

I found the song in a source filmmaker compilation that I stumbled upon (the vid is lewd, I was not being lewd, I swears it)

so I decide "meh might as well do some single player bloodbowl to get the horned rat achievement"

Fucking.

Snake.

Eyes.

Gutter runner to pickup a ball for a touch down? Snake eyes, next turn, snake eyes, the turn after that snake eyes.

Stormvermin trips? dub fives on armour, dub sixes on injury roll, casualty, niggling.

This is after I apo'd a dead gutter runner.

>>44338278
GO TO DODGE? SNAKE EYES.

GO TO BLOCK? SNAKE EYES (aka dub skulls).

Thanks nuffle you fucking capricious bitch

>>44338288
I just faced a 3400k chaos team in bb2 with my 1340 humans. I got so much money it wasnt even funny. Lost 2-1 but no dead and my strong arm thrower is now closer to lvl 4 and was able to replace my shitty catcher with the money I got.

Rolled 6, 1 = 7 (2d6)

Two dice block

>>44339574
flash flash lucker noob

>>44339588
Speaking of which, is there any official/universally accepted way of mapping block die into a normal d6?

>>44339787

1 = Attacker down
2 = Both Down
3-4 = Pushback
5 = Defender Stumbles(Push/Pow)
6 = Pow

>>44339787
6 is dd
5 is defender stumbles
4/3 are push
2 is both down
1 is skull

>>44339811
>tfw always considered attacker down as 6s

Whenever I get an attacker down I just think to myself I rolled a 6

>>44340145

I don't really see how that makes sense, since sixes are automatic successes in other contexts.

>>44339815
>>44339811
>Theres at most a 50% chance of a given dice giving a good result
huh

>>44340165

Sometimes pushbacks are all you need.

Guys
What about if we
Let the players who don't want to leave their teams stay in the vet league, but freeze it for a season as there will probably be way less active teams. Then let the rookie league (which I assume is going to be more people) resolve and let top x teams advance so they are similar TVs to the vet league and after that we can have two leagues at the same time with decent numbers of teams in both. Of course a person will only be able to play one of their teams team per season.

>>44340265
That is probably what we will do. Since with new people joining and no big holidays for awhile we should have a good number more teams for a new season.

>buy BB2
>be ok with the stupid changes
>cope with the ocean of noobs i am facing
>can't get three fucking games in a row
Everyone leaves when you start crushing them or for any reason really,there are some bugs that basically make you both unable to play,the timer is stopped and the first one leaving counts as conceding.i have made like 10 games with my new dwarf team and i actually finished about three.i am fucking mad .also why the fuck did they put the troll slayer star player in the game if dauntless and multiple block don't stack for some misterious reason?

>>44341462
>Tfw cant even afford bb2 so i dont know your feels

>>44341484
>tfw dodged the bb2 bullet

>>44341462
I had three blitzes in a row after the ball got kicked to me one game. I was salty because I had started the 2-1 grind and that went to shit three times in the second half. The worst was that he never failed a gfi after the first blitz happened and his tree never got rooted.

>>44341484
>can't afford steam sale

>>44344139
Yeah. Half my laptop keys dont work either. I was homeless this year.

>>44344152
Well in that case it is fine, hopefully you can grab it next time it goes on a good sale.

>Play Chaos Pact and get 8 KO/CASd by 1 RR Dark Elves without hurting a single one
>Play Wood Elves and get out passed by Khemri
Today is not a day for Blood Bowl.

>>44344349
Welcome to my world
>Mfw my opponent says im biased while rolling -3 dice and getting full Pows

>>44344349
>get out passed by Khemr
How? How did Khemri make ONE pass or even try it

>>44344381
I failed the a pass, but caught the scatter, then failed a handoff but caught the scatter for my only TD. Then failed the other pass I made when trying to get my win. He then picked up the ball without sure hands being needed, made a pass with 2 gfis, a handoff and 2 gfis for a turn 16 TD. As an all Skeleton team, so only 2 Thro-Ras and a single Blitz-Ra.

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>>44341462
Why would you stay if you are losing and run the risk of losing even more dudes/letting other team score more?

Anyone who sticks all the way through a losing game is a retard. I always concede against much higher TV teams/Chaos/Lizardmen because claw+mightyblow+piling is so much fun

>>44344419
Because you don't get an MVP, facing someone who is 300TV+ above you is stupid though and shouldn't even happen.

>people bitching about claw pomb in BB2

Doesn't that mean they have kill teams themselves if they are bitching about claw pomb kill teams? WE elves and Skaven both have 7 av so to them literally everyone is a kill team. Brets have a bunch of fend, wrestle, and 40K linemen who could be used to foul all the time so why would they care about claw pomb. Helves, and Delves can just dodge away because claw pomb block tackle is 5 fucking skills so most of the time they can't do shit to you anyway. Humans are kind of in an eh spot but A. you should have more guard and I have out bashed chaos with humans and B. You have at max 6 players you want to keep alive (4 blitzers, maybe an ogre if he has block, and maybe a thrower if he has dodge or +ag) either way it shouldn't be hard to keep 4 fucking players from dying.

So that leaves Chaos, Orcs, Dorfs, and Lizards. All of those teams rely on killing the other team. They all have 7+ players with block access. If you didn't take enough block to the point you can deny claw pombers good blocks you fucking deserve to be clawed because you build a fucking kill team.

>>44340165
>50% being good

what

33% chance for DD/DS

If they have dodge that's a 16% chance of DD

16% chance of straight up skull.

Sure if you have block, and they don't have block, you've got a 50% chance of downing them.

If you have block and they don't there's an 84% chance on one die to push or down them.

On a two die block, without the block skill, you have a 16% chance of downing yourself (the same odds of knocking down someone with two dice against).

http://anydice.com/

Learn your 2d6 probability anon, I mean you don't have to, but it helps a lot with flash flash lucker noob

>>44341462
>get free mvp and touch down spp
>whine

why

>>44344419
I don't talk aboyt that kind of quits,eventhough i would like to finish my game either way,problem are people who quit in the first drive ,when the situation is not that dire because they took crazy risks and lost the ball

>>44345239
Yay my team is so strong can't wait to spend more time looking for a game than actually playing and beome even stronger so that one day i might even get to look for a game with a 3000tv team.that would be awesome,i bet people would just quit at the sight of that.

>>44344435
>300tv difference is insurmountable

wow you're not very good at bloodbowl are you?

Whats the agruement of Dorf advantage over Chaos dorfs?

>>44345344
No hobbos,runner

>>44345344
Hobgobbos are mostly useless. And normal dorfs will usually outbash chaos dorfs in a scrum unless it's higher TV and you got dat claw on the blockers. Also better ball handling.

>>44345227
>At most a

>>44345329
I'm saying it shouldn't happen in matchmaking. Also if your tv 1000 team is against a tv 1300 and both players are equal skill inducments won't make it even unless you get a lucky wizard.

>>44345784
This matchmaking is the only way to give gobbos and halflings some kind of decency,3-500 tv difference gives you a disadvantage,but it's not nearly game breaking.remember the game isnot supposed to be competitive and inducements are a part of the game like unbalanced teams and i would really hate to lose them

>>44314622
Holy shit those look good

>>44345893
>Lets make the TV make sense for only 2 teams
>Lets not just give players an option to put a cap on TVs they are willing to face higher than them
I try to enjoy Blood Bowl 2, but playing it any time besides peak hours just turns into a slog sometimes when you get 3 matches of fresh teams against 1500+.

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Will we ever get Slaan in breathtaking HD?
Why does GW hate the slippy froges?

>>44346163
Why does everybody hate the slippy froges?

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>>44346183
Because gw has lost sight of sillyness and because internet gaming encourages being a tryhard faggot. Just wait till the gooks start playing BB2 "competitively"

>>44346076
As i said the two teams are not the obly reason i oreder this system,but the fumbbl like system would be good except on console where i have issues finding games already.once again stop bitching about the gap it's not that bad.

>>44346253
I will bitch about the gap because it is that bad unless you get a very lucky wizard your opponent spent levels on stuff like +AV and Kick-Off return over block.

is there anything more fun than star players bomardiers?i just saw a game where one made a kil an injury and 2 kos and they ave won me a lot of games.in particualr the goblin one is just too much fun for that price

>>44346215
I can't see that happening as much, given the nature of competitive BB.

>>44347682
It's more fun when they fumble it and kill themselves on the first turn.

OK, on Fumbbl, when I wanna watch a game, it says enter password. I don't have the password.

>>44345784
>in the rng game matches are decided 100% by skill and tv

ok there bud

>>44347721
It's more fun when they fumble it and the chaos warrior standing beside them dies

>>44348112
Did you log in?

>https://fumbbl.com/p/team?team_id=770576

So is the better tactic for humans to go MB on as many pieces as possible? Both cknoor and the sage avoid guard and go for MB. The Sage really only gives one blitzer guard before the fourth skill

>>44351291
mighty blow is great and makes levelling up easy, if you give a blitzer guard you are going to just make them stand around giving assists and gaining little spp,but i thing guard is more efficient early on if you don't consider the spp MB grants.I think both are viable,but i might be wrong.i usually give three guards and one MB

Where are the games at

Whats the point in playing as skaven instead of wood elves?

>>44352757
You don't have to care for your linerats safety

>>44352757

Mutation access makes Gutter Runners more flexible than WE catchers.

Plus MA9 out of the gate instead of relying on GFIs is just more reliable.

>implying lizardmen are balanced
>implying claws are okay

REMOVE BASHY TEAMS

>>44353241
jesus christ a lot of whining lately

>>44320222
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>>44345784
>>44346286
>>44353241

>>/tindeck/
http://tindeck.com/listen/jvdn

On the pitch, where nuffle's king

When player's whine

we say

when your dude gfis
and he falls down and dies
that's bloodbowl

when the crowd's cheering lulls
as you roll double skulls
that's bloodbowl

snake eyes roll
ting a ling a ling
ting a ling a ling
and you'll scream mother fucker


bloodbowl spray
tippy tippy tay
tippy tippy tay
trust us there's no sucker

when your face is a scowl
as you're turn 16 fouled
that's bloodbowl

your starplayer's head splits
from a weak snotling's blitz
you will rage

intercepted by a kroxigor you lose all control

so we say
well my friend
see the pain never ends
that's bloodbowl

>>44353318

Steam sale.

eh there was more whining last thread

>>44353318
No arguement

Thats what i thought

>>44353750
There are absolutely no metrics to support lizards being op.

Similarly there is NOTHING which points to claw being op.

Claw won't win you tournaments, games, or leagues.

The only time claw is "op" is when you sit around being a worthless good for nothing cunt queuing cyanide's bloodbowl on the pc (either 2, ce, le, de or vanilla) and you're playing the game "for fun" when you cry that a claw player kills your mary-fucking-sue

Good.

I hope your star players die, and die, and die.

>>44353978
>There are absolutely no metrics to support lizards being op.
The speed of the kronx, the skinks being better than gutter runners, saurus being the best blockers

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>>44354014
>Better than gutter runners

Hahahahahahahahahaha

>>44354014

>saurus being the best blockers

Only because you get so many.

Chaos Warriors are objectively the best blockers.

>>44354014
>better than gutter runners

ahahahahahaha do you actually believe this?

you're too fucking salty for this game, leave this hobby please

Willy makes more teams when

>>44355278
$450+ USD teams

no thank you

>>44355376
I don't think you understand mathamatics very well
99europoors do not equal 420+ in real money

What the fuck is up with BB2 matchmaking? My fresh human team got matched up to a 2200 tv lizard team. Yes I am mad!

bb2 chaos pact when?

>>44355510
There is no max on the TV you can face. So if only 2 people are que'd get fucked.

>>44346183
What son of a bitch can't enjoy a team that jumps about like a bunch of assholes and has a bullfroge

>>44355510
but you get a wizard, a bunch of babes, re-rolls, bribes

>>44355595
more than enough to kill anything that moves

why are there no wood elf teams better than the rolljordan sculpts?

>>44355609
Nothing helped. Granted I am still a beginner and possibly could have played it better. But all sauri had guard / block / break tackle. Some had + str. The wizard failed to do anything. My ogre got gibbed in first few two turns, niggling injury which I apoed to death.

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>>44355631
The Silvana gurls?
I love those designs, I'm salty the cheerleaders are sold out, wanted some for my HE. Its kinda ironic you can't find that many good elf cheerleaders

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So, I usually only browse whole teams, and I am just seeing this guy for the first time.

I need the whole team.

Like NOW.

>>44355662
http://www.impactminiatures.net/index.php?option=beauties_profile&id=EO_ECH1

>>44355742
I'm just hoping he makes some gud elf cheerleaders

His dorf cheerleader/fan was pretty cool. Also a fan of his werewolves and the whole necro/undead/khemri team

>>44355779
his vamp cheerleader and amazons are shit imo

but his bloodweiser babe is extremely good

>>44355794
Ok, so no amazon, no wal-mart, no major grocery stores, no craft stores (Michaels sells mlp colouring books too dude)
Your life must be cold and very sad

>>44355815
There is a line between pony and "brony"
That site calls its "brony" by name, as in the old male proud audiance

>>44355815
>amazons are shit imo
I kinda agree, they kinda have hamfaces, but that might be due to a shit paintjob

I liked his vamp cheerleder though.

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Willy minis are sculpted by Fabio Gaspez IIRC

he's got a bunch of teams on his old site: http://www.gaspez-arts.com/home.html

I could be confusing him with another spanish sculptor, but I'm 90% sure it's fabio.

In either case fabio's sculpts are awesome.

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>>44355898
look at this killer chaos dorf

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>>44355907
I need it.

>>44355936
Meh, they are good sculpts, but I like CD for their psudoBabalyonian theme
It just aint the same without silly hats

>>44355955
I really just need any CD team.

>>44355964
http://www.comixininos.com/blood-bowl-teams/enanos-del-caos/complete-teams/kaos-dwarves-kaos-dwarf-team-of-16-players-with-2-bull-centaurs-meiko-miniatures.html
I'm fond of these dorfs, though I like Willy's centaurs and minotaur more

>>44355662
WHERE IS NUMBER THREES ARM
EVERY TIME YOU POST THIS

>>44355898
Thought some were sculpted by Ramos something or other, but really the spanish BB makers are all friends basically.

>>44354294
>better than khemri fucking mountains
I don't think so

>>44357835
Have fun wasting rerolls on both downs and dying twice.

>>44357850
Have fun getting smashed to the ground by fucking halflings with those weak warriors. but hey at least you got agi 3 have fun with your elf blocker

>>44357850
Seriously though,a part from the guardians that pay their strength hard,aren't nurgle warriors better?yes you can't Dodge but they seem more useful to me

>>44358268
>getting smashed to the ground by fucking halflings
But he's not falling down since he's got block.

>>44358294
You get less stats and trade them for semi-useful mutations. I don't think that's better because agi 2 and 3 is a huge difference.

How can you Grab if you have No Hands?

Theorycraft a new Blood Bowl Team
Go

>>44358341
sigmarines

>>44358366
What about them? What are their stats? What are their blitzers, What skills do they start with?
What are their other positions?

>>44358447
they have none of that because YOU put the fun in Blood Bowl: Age of Sigmar

>>44358504
I imagine 2 Stake Stabbers as positionals, Lots of frenzy and maybe some secret weapons in the form of hammers

>>44355649
Just concede if the TV difference is that large, it isn't worth losing your players. Especially against broken as fuck teams like "4 str for linemen is balanced' lizards

>>44358782
Skinks are the linemen though. You just need to learn how to deal with them.

>>44359204
The only reason they are tough is because 99% of teams take the krox and all the saurus, but they all have agi 1. Take your time in killing the skinks and wait for a turnover to really punish them.

>>44358341
0/16 Cultist, 2st 3agi 6ma 7av Frenzy Dauntless, Access to General and Mutations
0/6 Daemon, 3st 1agi 8ma 8av Horns Juggernaut Mighty Bow Str/Mutations
0/2 Wizard Cultist 1st 4agi 6ma 7av Safe Throw, Leader, Nerves of Steel, Bombardier, Secret weapon Passing/General/Mutations
0/1 Abomination, 5st, 1agi, 5ma, 10av Tentacles, Block, Foul Appearance, Stand Firm, Wild Animal Str/Mutations

>>44358341
Spess Marhins (more or a joke team)
Captain str3 agi1 mv6 av9 block, chainsaw, emprahs fureh
Marhin str3 agi 1 mv5 av9 block, emprahs fureh
Guard str 2 agi 3 mv6 av7 die for emprah

Star: Tight-Ass Captain

>>44359916
Pronouced Titus
Thankfully this team won't be cannon

>>44359658
Obviously Abomination is 140 or so, Wiz probably 90, Daemons 70 and 50 for cult

Star players: Grimskull Magicblaster (WC), Safe Throw, Accurate, Long Bomb, Nerves of Steel, Bombardier, Pass Block, Diving Catch, Secret Weapon (Expensive)
Stitches (Abomination), Tentacles, Block, Stand Firm, Foul Appearance, Guard, Prehensile Tail (Medium Cost)
Bildo Stabbins (Cultist) Frenzy, Dauntless, Stab, Sneaky Git, Dirty Player (Low Cost)

>>44360509
Are you serious?140k for that?

>>44360589
Point taken, 100.

>>44360595
>10av Tentacles, Block, Foul Appearance, Stand Firm

>100
> 10av Tentacles, Block, Foul Appearance, Stand Firm

Fuck you.

>>44360595
Now we are talking,did you think about making an abominations team too?

>>44360767
0/1 Greater Abomination with 6 Str Guard and everything Abominations have
0/6 Abominations
0/16 Sacrificial Cultists with Stunty/Dodge suitably squishy but acess to Agi/Passing/General?

>>44358531

Stormcast Eternals

By sigmar's decree the war for the all-points and all the planes is put on hold to observe feast-mas. A great hunt is led and a communal feast is underway, but what would a feast be without a game to celebrate?

Reminder that the funny four numbers are MA ST AGI AV (aka standard stat line ordering)

Liberators (linemen) (0-16) 5 3 3 9, Thick Skull, Normal GS, Double AP, 70k
Prosecutor (runner) (0-1) 7 3 3 8, Catch, Sure Hands, Normal GA, Double PS, 100k
Judicators (thrower) (0-2) 5 3 3 9, Thick Skull, Pass, Normal GP, Double AS, 80k
Retributor (hammer man) (0-1) 4 6 3 9, Thick Skull, Secret Weapon, Block, Mighty Blow, Normal S, Double GAP, 120k
Protector (paladin without hammer) (0-2) 4 4 3 9, Thick Skull, Normal GS, Double AP, 100k

Re-rolls are 60k, apos are available, star players include Helmut Wulf, Mighty Zug, Zara, Griff Oberwald, Morg 'n' Thorg

>>44359658
you can't start a big guy with block, it's unprecedented

>>44361184
>>44360660
But anon thinks its /too weak/

>>44361170
Would expect to see some more block on those, Perhaps the Protectors? And maybe dodge on Prosecutor

>>44361187
140 for a fucking block big guy is goddamn overpowered

Why does a tzeentch team even get a big guy?

SAFE THROW ON A BOMBARDIER? I guess that makes sense, you can't catch magic.

>Daemons with horns

Why do you have bloodletters with wizards? The bloodletters would kill all the wizards.

>cultists are str2 with frenzy

Why are humans str2

>>44361170
I'd think I'd rather see a spacemarine team than a sigmar team

Either one has to be the laughing stock of the other races, including humans

>>44361216
Protector's are chaos warrior stats (-movement) for chaos warrior price.

But they have thick skull which pays for the minus movement sort of.

If you threw block on them they'd need to be 110 at least

I think they're better at 100 then they're comparable to saurus, chaos warriors, bullcentaurs (kind of)

Like why would you just MAKE an over powered fan list?

Why wouldn't you try and make one that actually could be playable?

>>44361226
The stunty Tzeentch has safe throw bombardier
Its a Cultist Team, Not a Tzeentch team.
Wizards are Tzeentch, Abomination is probably Nurgle without Rot special, Daemon for Khorne, Cultists to die horribly.

Cultists are 2st because 3st Dauntless Frenzy sounded too good.

>>44361232
The sigmar/spessmarhine teams have a rule where they never get +1 fame, if they get +2 fame then it is reduced to +1
Fans don't like them

>>44361385
the khorne team has 3st frenzy

frenzy is actually a bad skill, kind of, it's not "straight up good" like block is

Man have you even looked at a team roster?

>>44361476
Frenzy Dauntless is different from just Frenzy

>>44361497
Yeah so you can get fucked on the dauntless roll twice.

>>44361526
Or your shitty Lineman can Pow their Big Guy because he passed the Roll

>>44361541
I think it'd be easier to just -2db then.

>>44361187
I hope you know i was joking,i thought you were too

>>44359522
>have agi 1

How is that in anyway a detriment to dudes who just bash? Also what is break tackle

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Why are wizards allowed? AoE almost always insta-injury or a 1 shot almost intsa injury

Why did I waste $25 on this autismal horribly unbalanced shit

i got a doubles level up on my human catcher whom i am building as a ball blitzer,i gave him wrestle already and wanted to follow with strip ballor tackle and then dauntless,any opinion on how he could be beneitting from a double? i don't see anything super appealing,am i missing something?
>>44361959
it means if you kill the skinks he has no good ball handling, did you even read his post?

>>44362150
>MB is almost instainjury
do you even know how the game works?do you know how much chance a wizard has to injury?

>>44362156

You can't kill what you can't catch. Any decent coach will prevent his skink's harm

>>44362150
Maybe if you weren't piling on everybody in the middle of the pitch and instead played a strategy game they wouldn't get such easy fireballs on you.

>>44362181
As you wish,lizards are absolutely unbearably op

What team screams "I am a tryhard faggot" the most?

>>44362278
Lizard
Fae in Stunty

>>44362278
Wood Elves are great for stomping skrubs. I guess Lizardmen and somewhat Dwarves and Amazons too at lower TV.

>>44362278
The toppest of tiers teams in a casual league, or fully developed lvl 7 16 player chaos all killer, fox only, final destination team.

>>44362296
Never played Fae, but I can't hate a team with leprechauns

>>44362315
Dykes aren't tryhard, but they can be a crutch they are good for beginers and a fun team

>>44362278
i guess chaos, since it has the reputation of being the best team

>>44362365
Chaos are for kiddies "I just want to kill things!!!!" that are new to blood bowl and don't realize you need A LOT of levels for chaos to work. Literally babbies first not counting Orcs.

>>44362365
>>44362278
>>44362400

After reading this playbook, its chaos
The justification is so douchey "Hur if my knight is taken in chess I don't bitch"
http://www.plasmoids.dk/bbowl/playbooks/ChaosConsumeUs.6213.pdf

>>44362338
Fae have 3x Treemen, One of the only actually dangerous LOS setups.
Plus high MA and Agi so anyone on their team can play the ball practically.
Combined with Hypnotize spam removing your block zones and...Well they get brutal.
Gnome is the Chaos of Stuny though, Because if their bombadiers get to up their passing skills they can be dangerous (As they have four of them.)

>>44362426
And they get dangerous due to the fact that stunty has...A lot of stunty so 4x bombs can cause some ral carnage

>>44362425
This guide is not tryhard, it's just "how to be an asshole".

>>44362497
Those two often overlap

>>44362515
Caring only about winning and caring only about killing? Not always. You can win easier if you just Elf it up.

>>44362150
>>44362238
>>44362278
>>44362296
>>44362315
>>44362400
>>44362531

please read and listen to

>>44353444

>>44362426
>gnomes have 4 bombardiers that have access to passing

I want to play stuny

>>44362426
>Fae have 3x Treemen

Why is this allowed?

>>44362866
None of the posts actually complain about the RNG except the first one and none except the first and second complain about anything though.

Threadly reminder that Lizardmen are OP

>>44362910
please leave the poor guy his memeposting

>>44362910
complaining about anything in bloodbowl makes you look like a fucking retard

like >>44363040 for example

bloodbowl 2 is ruining bloodbowl

>>44363187
Ok but you didn't even quote the people complaining which makes you look like the one that's complaining.

>>44363209
I very clearly quoted >>44363040 who is whining

>khorne player gets the ball turn 4
>goes to throw it to a bloodletter downfield,
>DE runner kills the interception
>blitzer rams his dick down a heralds throat
>MNG
>turn 8 TD
i fucking love dark elves
so much more fun to play than lizards

>>44363358
Don't forget their butts.

>>44363396
witch elf booty soon

>>44363405
Linemen and blitzers have aesthetically pleasing butts in BB1, too. Especially noticeable during the TD animation.

>>44362899
I could be wrong, They have 3x SOMETHING big
>>44362885
Yeah, And Tzeentch have 4x bombers and they arent Secret Weapons

>>44363436
ah, i havent seen that, i'm playing in real life like some kind of faggot

>>44363746
I assumed BB1 since Khorne. Never considered people would be as crazy as to play them in tabletop.

>>44363771
yeah, our league has 2 khorne teams for some reason

So, got a Wardancer who's managed +AG, +MV, and just grabbed Side Step.

What should I get for him next? Already have a runner who's got NoS, so not really interested into making him a dedicated catcher, but a bit torn on something like Frenzy/Tackle or do something interesting with Shadowing, perhaps.

>>44363810
Strip ball so you can dodge/leap into cages and annoy ball carriers all over the world even with -2 blitzes.

>>44363810
Dive Tackle

>>44363832
It's something I've considered, but it just seems like a waste given his skill ups.

I figured on making my other Wardancer a stripper(he's fresh since my last one died early)

>>44363810
The only things i can see making good use of his leaping are frenzy and diving tackle,guard if he dubs.(or you might give him sprint and occasionally use him to 1turn,with leap he will be hard to spot)

>>44363858
>(he's fresh since my last one died early)
any WD who dies after game 1 died late anon

>>44363851
>>44364038
I was worried about Diving Tackle leaving him on the ground, but then it occurred to me that the enemy most likely failed his roll anyways so I can just stand him back up. I'm kind of an idiot.

So it's between that or frenzy for crowdsurfing. Hmm.

>>44364342
my wardancer has Tackle Dive Tackle Jump Up Blodge Leap and Strip Ball. Suffice to say he gets fouled a lot

>>44364422
That's what I'm worried about as well. That AG5 and MV7 is just a huge target on his back, and Dive Tackle is going to put him right in the center of it. Frenzy, at least, lets him stay a bit safer while he does his job.

>>44358341
Necrons
0/16 Necron Lineman Ma 3 Str 2 Agi 2 Av 9 Guard, Regeneration, No Hands, General Access
0/2 Necron Ball Holder Ma 3 Str 2 Agi 2 Av 9 Teleportation, Regeneration, Agi and Pass Access
0/4 Immortal Ma 3 Str 4 Agi 2 Av 9 Block Strength Access

Teleportation skill once per turn the player can use Teleportation you chose a square in a short pass range then roll a dice on a 1 the player teleports out of the pitch directly into the reserve box. On a 6 he scatter one square away from the chosen square. On a 5 he scatters two square away from the chosen square. On a 4 he scatters three squares away. 3 4 squares 2 5 squares

>>44364566
immortals have of course regeneration too

>>44364566
Holy shit that MA3 would be brutal

>>44364566
I feel like MA3 is going to fuck them so hard.

At least give them a Blitzer in the form of a Flayed One or something.

>>44364673
the immortal is supposed to be the blitzer but flayed ones could be nice too.

0/2 Flayed Ones Ma 4 Str 3 Agi 2 Av 9 Claw, Regeneration, Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, General and Strength Access

>>44364673
Give them the ability to deep strike from their reserves to their side of the field

>>44364768
The thing I'm worried about is the minute you knock any of these guys down, they can't do shit about it. Defensively their cages just fall apart, and offensively their ability to actually catch an enemy is basically nothing. Like, Teleport seems cute, but with only a single model being able to do it and how even a single square of scatter could render the entire thing wasted just seems way, way too nasty as it stands.

Like, how do these guys get the ball into the endzone? And how do they stop the other team from doing the same?

Hell, how do they manage to receive the ball against a team with kick?

>>44364886
>Like, how do these guys get the ball into the endzone?
One ball holder gets the ball the necrons build a cage with their immortals and a wall with their guard linemen the other ball holder teleports into the opponent pitch side to receive the ball. Either a teleport + pass will happen or the necrons move their cage very slowly to the endzone.

>Hell, how do they manage to receive the ball against a team with kick?
Kick off return on a double + diving catch is a must also good positioning before the kick off is important.

>>44364982
I don't think any passes are happening with that 2 agi mate.

>>44365015
It isn't supposed to be easy. But it can work

>>44362400
But orcs don't hinge on caus, as chaos flat out go out of their way to do

Orcs can be happy with knockouts and badly hurt, Chaos just wants to kill star players

>>44365226
Yeah I meant it as a team people pick as their first, not a killing team.

>>44364982
But the problem is that at MV3, the minute parts of the cage get knocked down, it's simply not going anywhere. And the problem with the teleport trick is that it takes two turns, so your opponent can pretty easily stop it at AG2. And that's if the scattering doesn't just fuck it up, as even the best roll still scatters them, and MV3 can't recover from that.

Fuck you anon who proposed to post custom teams,you should have known better than asking /tg/ to create.

>>44365338
>it's simply not going anywhere
That's the moment the ball holder teleports away.
Also Khemri have the same problem.
>And that's if the scattering doesn't just fuck it up, as even the best roll still scatters them,
If the scatter goes really good the ball handler can cover 11 squares in a single turn. If it goes really bad it covers 1 square

>>44365536
you too

>>44356525
Clearly behind her body and sweet rack
The real question is what is keeping the outfit hold together

>>44365543
Khemri has four S5 dudes to make up for it.

>>44365743
yes and this team has 4 strength 4 dudes with block and lineman with guard. Wonderful

>>44365543

>Khemri have the same problem

Khemri's slowest piece is MA4, the rest are 5 and 6. They are no slower than Dwarfs, but decidedly squishier, which is why they have 4 STR5 pieces.

>>44358341
0/16 Treeman MA 3 ST 5 Agi 1 AV 10 Take Root Mighty Blow Stand Firm 80k
0/2 Treeman Catcher MA 5 ST 4 Agi 3 AV 8 Take Root Mighty Blow Stand Firm Long Legs Catch 100k
0/2 Treeman Blitzer MA 3 ST 5 Agi 1 Av 10 Take Root Mighty Blow Stand Firm Block 120k
0/1 Elder Treeman MA 1 ST 6 Agi 1 AV 10 Guard Take Root Mighty Blow Stand Firm Thick Skull Multiblock 150k

>>44366165
Drop everything 20k

>>44366165
Star Players: A tree that can actually throw a ball, A tree that can leap and dodge, A stunty treeling
Also Catcher should be MA 3 SprintSurefeet instead of MA 5

>>44366165
This team sounds amazing.

Like Ogres but even better.

>>44366008
yes and? the 4 Str 5 pieces have also decay

>>44366585
>But them take roots tho

>>44366586
His point is that while they have an issue moving the ball and are slow, they're not crippled to the point that they simply can't move it at all, it's just very hard for them.

>>44366594
Sure, but Take Root is a lot less of an issue when it's not a single dude.

I mean, imagine your cage, and then two of them Take Root. It's not like with WE of Halflings, where you can just ignore them for the rest of the drive, you have to go through the dude.

And unlike Bone 'Ead, they don't lose their tackle zones when they take root.

>>44366617
>Tree Cage
>A literal box
>Stand firm on all of them
>But they all took root

>>44366659
Even better, think of what happens when you put some treemen on a loose ball.

Like, you might not score, but the minute you form your cage, you've basically ended the drive.

>tfw you have the three man team of a guard lineman, a wrestle tackle lineman, and a dp lineman for the sole purpose of killing war dancers and other blodgers.

>>44366861

Tell that to my AG5 Extra Arm Gutter Runner.

>>44367690
Need big hand, not extra arm.

And you still have the problem of him holding the ball and pretty much being able to stay there forever.

However, one thing I do think would be interesting is that the Treeman runner, instead of getting any extra speed, might get the ability to retest on take root every turn, even if he fails it once, to represent his "speed"

>>44367891
If you blitz with him roll a die, on a 6 he unroots

>>44367891

We were talking about covering a loose ball, not a carried one.

>>44366165
I know this is just a fun experiment,but conider a rookie team,they would be forced to make a full lino only one catcher team + 2 rerolls if they are50k or one if they cost more.now imagine a team that over than being slow has to roll 11 roots per turn unable to reroll them because it has too few rerolls,i would make a welf lino positional instead of the catcher which doesn't really make sense anyway,this would make them a reverse welf team (few super agi guys[or only one]and many beaters),able to somewhat score and maybe give some more space in the starting roster

>>44368154
Oh no, you're fine for the loose ball. It's the carried ball that's an issue. But yea, it's funny to think about anyways.

>>44368140
That feels a little too restrictive, still.

>>44368242
I almost feel like it's against the spirit of a Treemen team idea to have wood elf access, even of it's only 0-1, but you're right, you would need to do some pretty heavy re balancing to make it work. I do think letting the runner unroot himself somehow would help a lot. They'd need something else though, but I'm not sure what.

Maybe a few of the other treemen could start with Pro out the gate to help mitigate Take Root?

>>44368438
>That feels a little too restrictive, still.
so?

you're talking about UNROOTING treemen

>>44368438
Over than the welf,if you don't like it,here are some possible things which in some combination might actually help
>cheaper linos
(less strength or some other nerf,but 80k is too much)
>very fucking cheap rerolls
(like 40k,i think dwarfs used to have them right?)
>pro runners
(you need them mobile and you need your rerolls,this would make them more reliable in both handling and existing)
>change catchers to runners
I don't see the need of catching having sure hands would help
>take away roots from catchers
This would help greatly and you could fluff them to be some kind of young tree or little plant
>1 more ma on blitzers
It just irks me that they are like the linos

Also do something for the elder guy he looks cool but i would never consider him,not even in this joke team

>>44368504
Not him but you are also talking about the only ball handler you have

>>44368588
it's a joke team, it loses to shit, just like ogres do

Playing skaven versus lizards (I'm the rats) I've come to appreciate just how bad saurus are.

Like, I had six pieces, made a turn 2 TD after the ball was knocked off my gutter runner, and scattered back to the LoS.

Blitzer dodged out, picked up the ball, passed to another gutter runner, gfi, gfi, td.

Lets see a saurus do ANY of those things.

Checkmate mr."lizards are op", they're fair and balanced

I injured four skinks that whole match.

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>>44368782
>rushing your tds like a noob
You are no rat,you are a worm

>>44368871
Rats can recover from just about any TD in nigh any amount of time, so running up the score isn't too bad

>>44368902
I know it just triggers me and it is still better to hold that ball

>>44368871
how many times have you ended a game 5-0?

When I play chaos sure I'll grind, lizards? Grind. Delves, grind.

When I play rats speed's my game.

Especially when I want KOs to wake up.

I had SIX PLAYERS on the pitch, with two more KOs.

That's one player PER saurus.

I didn't want every rat killed pointlessly after managing to stall out his drive.

>>44368975
it's not always better to hold the ball