What kind of trophies do your characters take from their

Skin. He then makes a cloak out of the best bits. The cloak has been growing quite nicely over the years.

Souls.

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Women.

>>44285751
Horns, whenever available
they make for some pretty good looking weapons and ornaments

>>44285751
Pelts and bones and weapons. My fighter's gotten herself a sweet minotaur skull-helm and a basilisk-skin shawl.
This, of course, leads to her looking like a miscolored nightmare, but it's part of the charm, I think.

Eyes.

>>44285751
Fuck trophies, they take valuables.

>>44285892
This.

Normally, their friendship.

Current game in particular, gem pieces since the foes are 9/10 made of them.

Meat, I'm a lizardman and consider it both wasteful and insulting to not eat the flesh of the fallen

hats.

He who has the biggest hat is in charge after all.

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>>44285803
came here to say this. I always want to keep a something important from significant enemies and the soul is something that I can get without bothering other party members. Unlike their favorite items, which I might not get my hands on for one reason or another.

>>44285892
Both. ALL.

>>44285751
My current one has taken the hair of whitehaired drow. Needed that for that bitching plumage on his sword and helmet.

I took the head off of a tiefling cult leader. It came in handy later when I demoralised some of her underlings by tossing the head into the room like a football.

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>>44285751
Souls, if she collects enough before dying she might be able to bribe Hell to let her skip the eons of torture until her identity gets erased, and jump straight to some sort of lesser demon. Would still be a cruddy, often abused position, but it beats the alternative.

>>44285751
Usually their most treasured possession. In the case of that orc, presumably the antigravity generators keeping her tits suspended like that.

>>44285751
Eyeballs, fingers, teeth, IDs, drivers licenses, cash, credit cards, if available pictures of their families they had on them.

>>44285751
Gold, teeth, knuckle bones, elfin ear tips, triggers or hammers from guns, women who've tricked me had a piece of their hair and spiritual essence wrapped around the hilt/handle of my weapon/firearm
One guy I made was a fighter with a penchant for smithing, particularly hard foes had their vasage molded into a metal stamp which was stamped on my armor and sword
The gm was so intrigued some of the stamps imbued my gear with their power as if I'd reaped a piece of their soul
Like an orc warlord I headbutted to death gave me his strength, a slanneshi deamon gave me zhir charm charisma and blessing for making her orgasm by bisecting her from groin to shoulder

>>44285751
A small stripe of skin.

>>44285751
Recordings of his foes being forced to eat a whole bowl of eggs that he later uploads on the internet

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>>44286117
>zhir

>>44285991
is this supposed to be from dark souls?

>>44285751
Just their food and drink. All I need is the road

>>44286161
No, its a picture from the latest Monty python

>>44285991
crestfallen :(

>>44286157
It's a Demon of Slaneesh, it's not a strange word to describe it with. I mean, it's that or "it".

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>>44285751
Ears or nipples.

Or both if they were being a twat during the fight.

>>44285751
Ears, tongues, noses, or fingers. Only one from each kill and only one kind each day.

>>44285751
ears
my wizard has a necklace of around 200 ears of various shapes and sizes and colors

>>44285751
One of my players makes trinkets for our barbarian out of the bones of defeated enemies.

>>44285751

Skulls, teeth, bones, fancy jewelry, anything unique or shiny. Something that makes you fierce and strong like the worthy foe you just killed. You only kill worthy foes, right?

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>>44285751
Foreskins. Wait, no, that's allies, silly old me.

>>44285751
Bits of their cybernetics. Forget not the metal and its work.

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>>44286198
Use they. They has been used for centuries to describe non-sexspecific singular persons.

>>44285751
Whatever I can make an artifact out of.

>>44286441
I imagine its sex is everything but non-specific.

>>44285751
Pussy

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>>44285751
Teeth and claws.

Our Eldritch Knight takes a trophy from every tough enemy we fight.

He has Naga skin, Mummy Wrappings, and the remains of a Water Elemental (it's just a bucket of water).

>>44286644
"What's in the bucket?"

"Lo that is the remains of a mighty water elemental. Who so very nearly drowned an entire city under its wrath."

"Just looks like a bucket of water mate."

"NO IT'S NOT JUST A BUCKET OF WATER IT IS ALL THAT REMAINS OF AZA'LEAD GREATEST WATER ELEMENTAL OF IT'S KIND."

"Whatever you say man."

>>44285751
Weapons in case of sapient creatures able to use tools
Tusks, horns, fangs, etc in case of beast

In all cases I tend to eat them (never pick rations) unless they look similar to my race, I'd eat an umber hulk or a drider, but not a half-orc. Playing a Goliath barbarian btw

>>44286774
Yeah, pretty much.

He also has the remains of a mud lord (a bucket of mud)

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Nipples

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>>44285751
Penises and tongues.

>>44286790

Oh my god buckets full of random materials and a high persuasion skill. You can convince everyone that you are an all conquering badass killing elementals and shit.

My current character takes weapons mostly. Or bits that can be made into weapons if the enemy is big enough.
At this point, the collection is more like an armory and he has hired an NPC to maintain all of it while he's out adventuring and saving the land.

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>>44286954

Tongues. He comes from a culture that believes that taking the tongue from a dead man prevents his spirit from speaking ill of and thus cursing you.

>>44285751
A knight counts his trials, not his trophies, knave.

>>44285751
Eyes of magic users. My mage believes them to be mirrors to the soul and he hopes to learn the secrets of those he has defeated by "seeing their life trough their eyes"

>>44285751
The dents, nicks, scratches and pockmarks in her armour.

She remembers how every single one came to be.

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>>44285751
We take their lives.

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>>44286198
Chaos Daemons are always "it".

The children
For science

>>44286117
>Like an orc warlord I headbutted to death gave me his strength, a slanneshi deamon gave me zhir charm charisma and blessing for making her orgasm by bisecting her from groin to shoulder
I can only imagine vaguely what kind of shitty and gay characters are allowed in your campaign
if you have actually played that and its not all bullshit

Playing in a mongol style game where one player is a Khan and we're either allies, retainers or slaves. Pretty much the gamut of things to take are taken, though spouses are an obvious thing which pretty much the only purpose is as a trophy. Kind of funny since the Khan player/character is female but she still has a collection of mostly women of rulers and people that have been conquered.

>>44286198
Back to Tumblr

My character is an academic necromancer who just wants to learn about a forbidden art. That said, she drains the blood of some of her 'favored' enemies and preserves it in vials, for unknown, dubious reasons.
I

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>>44290210
Well I was going to say, "I like to keep secrets" but quickpost fucked me up.

>>44286198
And I get the reasoning for this, but obviously it's not perfect for a place like 4chan. Personally I revile the terminology as well, since it's made up and 'it' serves its purpose better, but to each their own, maybe your DM isn't a tumblrina, I'll give it the benefit of the doubt.

>>44285751
Their virginities.

If they're not virgins in the traditional sense, he'll find a new one to work on.

>>44285751
Their loot duh

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>>44286198
And they say tumblr hasn't infested this place.

>>44290785
Surprisingly, alternative pronouns were a thing before tumblr. It's a little known thing, but some were used in abundance by the chakat offshoot furry community to describe their homebrew furry race.
http://www.furry.org.au/chakat/Intro.html

>>44290833
That's not surprising at all.

>>44290833
You aren't really helping your case

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>>44286198

>>44290370
It's not my GM, I'm not the guy who posted 'zhir'.
>>44290902
That's yet another anon. You know there's a number of anons ITT?

>>44290833
alternative pronouns have been around for hundreds of years, but all the most common ones today have their roots in the 1960's, doesnt meant it isnt moronic trash.


fuck this board is shit.

>>44286198
It is a strange word to describe it if you're not retarded.

>>44285751
I want to fuck that orc.

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>>44288150
>I wanted infravision like the elves... but 'tis more than just taking their eyes...

>>44286954
>Penises and tongues.
I play with a ca/tg/irl who's barbarian takes the dick from everything she slays and the pelt from any beast that impressed her, her character only wears the most recent pelt, boots, a belt, and any magic items she's using. I've never asked her what she does with all the dicks

>>44286198
English already has perfectly good words for those, it is and ipretty much always has been (at least for modern English) "they" and "it". No need to make up new words

>>44291044
It's a weak and ugly orc though, no muscles on her at all like a proper orc
Can she even snu snu?

>>44291140
>linguistic prescriptivism
Not even once.

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>>44290833
>quoting furries to prove your point

>>44291099

Reel it in wizard

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>>44291166
Snu snu is for faggots. I want weak and submissive orcs to fuck and she has fat on all the right places.

>>44285751
I had a bloody berserker type who took the skulls of notable foes and burned them for his god.

>>44291325
So you want a green elf?

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>>44286198

I'm going to go against the grain and say that your usage of Tumblr pronouns is justified, as Slaanesh is a huge fucking faglord and mutilating the English language to fully describe all of the myriad sexual organs Slaanesh may or may not possess is totally in-character.

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>>44287806
What in the fuck

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>>44291550
OrcStain is good tho

>>44291550
Orc Stain, it's pretty fucked up and really ugly looking.

>>44291621
shit taste

>>44291358
Yes

>>44285751
Imagine a 200-year old lizardman, his ancient hide mottled with scars, cuts, and old war-wounds that will never heal, muscles like sacks of melons burgeoning underneath a layer of scales known to deflect bullets. Imagine that his two well-worn hands are rapidly approaching your face, the apocalyptic force they intend to deliver to your pathetic mammalian skull all but inevitable.

Now, imagine the floral print shirt he wears, and the camera hung from a strap around his thick neck. He sends the pictures of his victories to his grandchildren.

>>44285751
What else? You take his standard to hang in your hall, creating a monument to past conquests.

And if a man cannot gather others to his banner, he's hardly worth taking a trophy from.

I only take their honor.
No.
Their other honor.
>BLOOD AND THUNDER!

>>44291473
Why are you writing like an insipid retard

>>44285751

Well... she castrates them but she doesn't keep anything. So.. fond memories, I guess.

>>44291849
I bet you don't have enough balls to take my honor.

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Their humanity

>>44292469

GROOT!

Virginities. Or lives, if they don't surrender.

>>44291849
>>BLOOD AND THUNDER!

WHEN YOU SEE THE WHITE WHALE

>>44287806
POXA GRONKA
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G
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He just eats a little bit of them. Or a lot of them, if they're palatable or he needs to stretch the rations.

>>44285751
Teeth, horns, that sort of thing. Few things are as intimidating as a barbarian clad in naught but leather, warpaint, and the bones of her defeated enemies.

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>>44285751
Dicks. I keep them in a bag of holding. I once succeeded on a hard Intimidate check because I dumped it out on the table.

>>44293323
now imagine that but also dicks

like, a miniskirt made of severed dicks

>>44293473
why not a full length skirt?

>>44293473
Nah. If you're weak enough to die in battle with her, you're too weak to be worthy of her touching your dick even after death.

>>44285751
A memory of a well fought battle and the lessons learned from it. Keepsakes and mementos do nothing but anchor your thoughts to the past.

>>44285751
Child support

I had a party member who made sure to collect his enemies hands - he was a knight, so it was a particularly odd sight. I can't honestly remember if he took the hands of anyone we left alive.

As for me, nothing like keeping a good weapon from a skilled foe. And who knows? It might come in handy someday. If it would be too heavy to reasonably carry, I tend to just take jewels or rings.

>>44291849
VICTORY AT SEA

>>44285772
same here but he turns it into a tapestry of tattoos from people who have scored hits on him.

>>44285751
Clothes. Half the time they end up being thrown away after I get over encumbered.

>>44285751
Alright, not my character, but someone else's character in a game I'm playing in.
He ended up through a series of inter-party fights ended up blowing up a tavern, and ended up in jail.
He ended up being raped as he failed a charisma check to try to convince the guard to let him out, instead getting a nat 1 and having the guard throw a new prisoner in with him.
The prisoner was a huge orc.
The character ended up cutting off the huge orc's dick as a trophy in retribution for raping him.
it was a weird game.

Baculum

>>44295892
I just realized how many times I used the words "ended up"
someone shoot me.

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Current character: Ideally, friendship and a turn to goodness. Halfling cleric who would rather scold someone than destroy someone, and if they can actually be reasoned with and convinced to help (or at least turn over a new leaf) that's about the best outcome.

Then there's the ex-pirate. He'll take anything he likes. Clothes, jewelry, weapons, anything that strikes his fancy. If THEY strike his fancy, as either a potential crewmate or partner, then he'll leave them with just few enough anchor wounds to convince them.

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>not one of you faggots has done this
My Ranger character would scalp all the enemies he killed, and wear a strip of it on his belt. He even scalped an Eldritch Abomination once; it was tricky as hell, but he pulled it off.

>>44296004
I sorta ended up shooting you, sorry.

>>44285751
The longest finger bone or size depending an equally sized bone from elsewhere. Made earrings out of the first 2 then belts and armor and now its just out of hand so into the bag of holding they go.

>>44297030
I did as my third character. Dm was giving us the "table top experience." First game was an teaching experience, second was wacky to show how crazy shit gets, third was grimdark to show how fucked things get. I took inspiration from a legend in my own tribe about a man given to the tribe by an ancestor god to kill the whiteman. Legends goes he kept the borders for years slaying and scalping whitemen and handing their scalps to government scalp collectors as proof of "killing a savage". Got called out for being racist almost immediately and had to actually pull out my tribal card to get the guy to shut up.

>>44285751
Had an Ork who'd cut off the nose, or ear if he had to, of anyone he killed. He wore the trophies around his neck on a chain and believed they would grant him the strenght of the ones he killed, which made for some interesting interactions when he encountered three copies of himself which he brutally slaughtered barehanded to prove his supperiority.

Suprisingly enough the dice tended to support his delusions of grandeour. Never had as many lucky crits on a character before or since.

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I'd take anything broken during the battle - weapons, armor, a helmet - and repair it afterwards. A little crudely, so you can see where it broke.

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>>44285751

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>>44285818
Panties

>>44285751

Greenskin ears and lizardman tongues.
There's a bounty on 'em, so I guess taht's not the same as trophies, but it's nice to see as a mechanic.

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>>44285751
Hymens

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>>44291237

>>44285751
Knuckels for my necklaces

For reference, I'm a Kobold Shaman

>>44285751
Had a barbarian who intended to cut of the heads of the most worthy enemies and mount them on his spike rack.

Didn't quite work since our DM was a weeb and all our toughest enemies were either giant or huge.

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Skulls, hands, bones, skin.

Whatever is left.

>>44285751
Their answer to a question. The world machine needs proper study.

>>44285818
Who is this guy again? I remember him vaguely.

>>44298494
rance

>>44299271
Who?

>>44299460
>lelel Captain Kirk who
This regurgitation of old jokes has to stop.

>>44299460
thats his name rance

he is an eroge protag /tg/ loves him

>>44299758
>/tg/ loves him
'A tiny handful of sad, weeaboo, man-children from /tg/' you mean.

>>44299825
Thats probably why i have no idea who he is.

>>44300102
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rance
educate yourself

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>>44285751
Songs.
As a Bard, I compose a song detailing their defeat and our triumph. I try to highlight any moments where them being Cackle Fiends or us being Big Damn Heroes tipped the balance and ensured our victory.
Then I teach it to them, so they can sing the song of their defining moment for others to know.

>>44290997
Old post I know, but I can't help but call people out for being overdramatic pricks. Even though most of the replies are calling out the bullshit the few outliers mean the board has gone to shit? Please fag.

>>44286835
Warren Ellis once said that if Batman wanted to be truly feared, he'd start taking people's nipples.

Hard not to be terrified of a guy who has the Joker's nipples on a necklace.

>>44298021
Do you just surgically remove them?

>>44285751
their left shoe

>>44287852
In DnD, this does stop the spell Speak With Dead from working, so there is that.

>>44285751
I used to collect legs in a bag as a running joke.

>>44291621
I would say it's savage looking. The art is great.

>>44290833
This is common knowledge to anyone who has been on the internet long enough.

All these millennials thinking that stupid dumb bullshit is new and comes exclusively from tumblr. Furries have been doing half the shit tumblrites do since the dawn of the internet!

Pants. Nothing quite like watching your victim atop of nearby building as they try to buy new pair.

>>44285751
My character is a scavenger who has a use for everything, right down to the chemical components thag can be extracted from a corpse. Mot
Re commonly the weapons and armor become spare parts and or robots.

>>44285751
Everything!

Their people enslaved
Their women impregnated
Their land conquered
Their property claimed
Their nations annexed
Their weapons claimed

>>44293584
If you stroke it, it turns into a full length skirt.

>>44295978
Count Bacula, Scourge of the East? Can it truly be?

>>44291237
>>>Tumbler invented <retardation>
>>Nah, furries did <retardation> first
>quoting furries to prove your point
Quoting furries is bad for proving your point if you are trying to use them as an authoratative source to support an unrelated claim.
But anon's point was that tumbler stole this brand of retardation from the furries and that the furries were doing this retardartion first. So its ok for him to quote furries on that, since all it proves is that furries are retarded

>>44296581
im pretty sure Cervantes steals souls, not really treasure.

>>44304408
>Bro, I'm here to take all your treasure
>Why are you taking my soul then bro?
>'Cos your soul is a treasure to me bro.
>Bro

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Any and all technology, which will then be repurposed into all kinds of gadgets and gizmos.

>>44286396
Ask a stupid question get a stupid answer.

>>44302221
I didn't know that, thought the head just needed to be mostly intact

>>44299825
>Sad weeaboo manchildren

That's like 80% of /tg/ m8.

>>44285751
I carry around a pair of metal sheers and take chunks of their armor, while my wizard buddy takes the souls. Ever couple of months we scrap together a new scarecrow or a magic weapon out of our trophies.

>>44285751
whenever is kill a vampire, I make an attempt to steal a picture of their grandma.

>>44285751
Depends on the type of enemies.

Magical beasts: Organs, fluids (Saliva, blood, bile, etc), fur, scales, you get the idea
Humanoids: Various bits and bobs that catch his interest.

>>44285751
>taking trophies

I've already taken his life. Why take his dignity? Why have you all forgotten to give a dead man his due?

Would you want someone, when you are fallen, to loot you?

>>44309157
If I am slain in combat, I have no honor. To the victor the spoils, son.

>>44309265
To let an opponent you met in fair and honest battle strip you naked and leave you to the vultures! Have you no self-respect?

If you lived a life of valor, it is the obligation of he who slew you to give you dignity in death - else it is he who has no honor.

>>44309157
Honor before death for there is none after.

-Long Dead Samurai

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>Killing enemies
>Not sleeping with their wifes and getting them Pregnant
>Not starting a own Nation with your many offspring
Are you guys even trying?

>>44309453
>Implying the gentlemen you cuckold won't simply kill your bastard spawn.

>>44309469
>Implying they ever find out i sleept with their wifes
>Implying Enchanter are not good at mind stuff

>>44309453
As much as my characters would love to sleep with their enemies' wives, pregnancy isn't really an option without magical or divine intervention.

Or at the very least some alterations to the downstairs equipment.

>>44309157

I'd be dead. I wouldn't be capable of giving a shit.

>>44309394
Respect is for the living, and honor for memories. What use has a corpse for dignity?

>>44309675
So you want to be haunted and cursed by the dishonoured dead.

>>44309971
As a hunter of the undead, The Cycle must persist.

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Whatever weapons and cash they find on site.
The psyker did stash some xeno artifacts, though. Without telling their Ordo Xenos inquisitor. It's gonna hurt.

>>44310044
A curse is different than your typical mindless undead.

>>44297579
>racist
and here is evidence of the scourge of creativity- Political Correctness.
Humans are bastards, one and all- it makes no sense for one thing we did in the past to be fine and dandy for character roleplay, but another to be totally off-limits.
You might have been putting it on a little thick with the "whitemen" thing, but it was based in legend like you said, so it's justifiable. I think mine didn't get called out because there was no specifics to it- if he killed it, he scalped it, regardless of race or species.

Pictures of the people she kills with her phone; which she masturbates to later.

>>44285751
None, my character only takes mementos from fallen comrades.

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>>44286198
"It" and "They" are fine. What is it with Social Justice Worriers and always trying to make terms longer? What makes "handicapped" any more offensive than "persons with disabilities?" I'm offended by how long the second one is. Oh and "persons of color?" You know that's just around about way of saying "colored people," which the PC powers-that-be declared more racist/offensive than "black" quite a while ago. Fucking hell.

Watercolours.

Whenever a significant enemy is killed, or someone dies in a particularly interesting way, the bard likes to do a painting of it. She's amassed a nice collection of paintings of dead people, and has the goal of opening her own gallery, after all others turned her away for being so macabre.

>>44287806
>>44291608
is Orc Stain possible to find? I only see people asking 100$ an issue of it. Has Stokoe done anything else recently besides Godzilla?

>>44288409
Krieger get out.

>>44310266
The usual arguments they fall back to are that "it" is dehumanizing and "they" is plural.

Of course, a Daemon isn't human, so "it" applies here, and "they" has been used for the singular (colloquially) for ages, regardless of whether or not it is grammatically correct.

>>44294058
Underrated.

>>44310107
Nooo the legend was a super native taking whitemen scalps. My character just took scalps.

>>44293444
FKTA too good. I like your style, Anon.

>>44309157
>I've already taken his life. Why take his dignity?
He has no dignity, for I fight on the side of god and righteousness. To oppose that is to be little better than vermin.

>Why have you all forgotten to give a dead man his due?
I gave them a quick death, it is all they deserve or should expect. To imply that an enemy of virtue is due anymore than that is preposterous.

>Would you want someone, when you are fallen, to loot you?
If I should fall, then I have failed, failed my god, failed my order, failed my comrades, and failed myself. If I fall, I expect no less, hell I deserve no less.

Why do you hold such reverence for the dead? They are no better than meat, and surely passed caring.

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>that curious satisfaction when you inform your group that you're taking teeth / fingers / ears / scalps

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>>44310947

>>44310947
I don't understand.

>>44310529
Oh. Then your group is just a bunch of uptight dicks for sperging out over nothing.

>>44291473
you know you might be right

>>44310266
the one that always gets me is when they say to call midgets little people little people sounds insulting as fuck.

>>44312129
This. They hate it. Its like color a black guy "person of color" to their face. Know one and he'll straight up punch you in the nuts for calling him "little person".

>>44288555
Eat a dick you cuntnugget

>>44290930
Gareth, go back to /pfg/ you twat.

>>44310266
I suppose if they were describing a Middle Eastern or Indian guy "PoC" could work... except then you could just call them Middle Eastern or Indian? Yeah, Person of Color is pretty bullshit; if anything, THAT homogenizes and is more offensive than just calling someone black or indian.

Just wondering, if you were an evil bard, could you collect the screams of those you kill, to compose them into a melody, a la
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4OTPX6riYgU?

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>>44310947
>alfies mom.
we're friends now.

>>44310947
source, please

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>>44285751
Vials of their blood if there's any left in the body after I'm done with them. I have special racks that arranges them all like an abacus and when held up against a flame or other light source the shadows cast various colors against the wall, very mesmerizing and soothing when we're in camp. Plus, if I really need to they serve as quick fixes too.

>>44314515
>except then you could just call them Middle Eastern or Indian?

Ah but this implies that they can even tell the difference.

>>44312997
And they won't have to worry about this, as they would passively avoid neighborhoods and interactions with black African colored persons of color.

>>44317139
"Alfie" by Incase. Hope you like hobbits.

>>44285751
Fingers

Scars if he gets any.

>>44285751
Nothing
We are dogfighting over enemy terriory most of the time so we can't stop to grab any remains and besides jets tend to explode into tinny bits

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>>44285751
Owlbear cloak with beak and claws and a. Trolls nutsack as a "coin sack" it regenerates any rips and tears and is verry hairy / barbarian.

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>>44299825
>He actually believes there's something wrong with conquering the known world for the sole purpose of finding more potential rape victims

>>44322094
well meme'd

>>44285892
See >>44285818
Fuck trophies

>>44292588
SIR Groot to you, peasant

>>44286511
If it's everything but non-specific it goes back to being non-specific.