Hello spellcasters of /tg/. My child is very sick with the crimson

>>44267533
Common misconception. Most mages are autists, now the people they cast spells on.

>>44267533
Spell reagents contain mercury, grave dust, wolfsbane and up to 50 other POISONS.
Ban cure disease spells now!

>>44267551
unless mages cast spells on themselves, or each other

>>44267533

While POTIONS have ingredients in them which can be harmful, SPELLS do not.

Spells are, however, a form of radiation and radiation is known to cause cancer.

>>44267572
I'd cast a spell on you any time.
>>44267533
As little as moonlight or music do. Where does this even come from?

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>>44267608
y-you too

>>44267608
>I'd cast a spell on you any time.
Control yourself, Jay Hawkins.

Well, I'm glad you came to me! I'll have her back on her feet in minutes! No one really respects necromancy these days, but you seem

No maam, please, stop screaming. It's only a little bit of death, best to get it out if the way when their young. Like basilisk pocks! Come back!

*slumps down at desk*

You know yorick, mother was right. I should have been an illusionist.

>>44267533
The only spells that cause autism are curses and certain enchantments meant to mess people up. Crimson fever on the other hand... well we all know how it ends up. Sure, no one comes back as bloody zombies these days, but the deaths are still ugly, especially with children.

>>44267533
No ma'm, usually the people that we use spells on are already autistic.