OH! OH! OH! STAT ME AT ONCE, FOOLS, OR BE PULVERIZED INTO RAW

Fuck off and stop shitposting "stat me" threads on /tg/. Make a general "stat me" thread or go away.

>>44263088
>implying you have better things to do

>>44263071
Large Magical Beast

Also see >>44263088, do something good with your life, and get off the internet forever.

>>44263071
Shut up Seska. Psycho-science will handle you.

>>44263106
>says the guy memeing in a shitposting thrad

>>44263071
Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
Hit Dice: 10d10+70 (125 hp)
Initiative: +0
Speed: 30 ft. (6 squares)
Armor Class: 19 (-1 size, +10 natural), touch 9, flat-footed 19
Base Attack/Grapple: +10/+20
Attack: Bite +15 melee (2d6+6)
Full Attack: Bite +15 melee (2d6+6); 2 claws +10 melee (1d6+3)
Space/Reach: 10 ft./10 ft.
Special Attacks: Improved grab, rend 2d6+9
Special Qualities: Darkvision 60 ft., low-light vision, scent
Saves: Fort +14, Ref +7, Will +4
Abilities: Str 23, Dex 10, Con 24, Int 3, Wis 12, Cha 8
Skills: Hide +2, Spot +10, Survival +3
Feats: Cleave, Power Attack, Improved Bull Rush, Track
Environment: Temperate marshes
Organization: Solitary
Challenge Rating: 8
Treasure: None
Alignment: Usually neutral
Advancement: 11-15 HD (Large); 16-30 HD (Huge)
Level Adjustment: +5 (cohort)

>>44263071
+5 to disguise when impersonating Santa Claus

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>>44263142
>Size/Type: Large Magical Beast
>>44263106

surprisingly accurate

Is this the new >le reaction face greentext thread?

Like did you retards realize nobody liked that, so now you're trying to fit in (a hilarious concept on an internet message board) with stat me thread spam?

Have you considered that maybe the best idea is to not fucking spam at all?

>>44263282
Stat me threads have been a thing for at least six years you gigantic newfag.

AT LEAST SIX YEARS.

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>>44263124

>>44263088
There was a "stat me" general thread made a couple of times.
It always disappeared before reaching 50 posts.

>>44263320
And they've been fucking shit for at least six years you fucking retarded mong.
YOU FUCKING RETARDED MONG.
I can type in all caps too!

>>44263320
I know they have you retard. It's just in the past few days, I've seen more per hour than I usually see per day.

>>44263071
>OH! OH! OH!
Bad translation. She's supposed to be doing the "noblewoman's laugh" (the high-pitched "OOOOHOHOHO!" thing).

Also, good taste in manga OP, even if it's a shit way to start a thread.

>>44263071
who is this semen demon?

>>44263407
yeah but you aren't assed yo know the basic history of /tg/ when trying to call out someone on being a newfag.

Newfag.

>>44263422
That shit just happens, then it stops, then it happens again, and there's nothing bad about it, now stop shitting the thread

>>44263440
>nothing bad about shit.

Stop shitting the board.

>>44263407
anon is right

Is this a thinly veiled attempt to discuss Taiwanese comic books? Take it to /a/ then.

Is this a meme? Take it to /trash/ then.

This thread doesn't belong on /tg/.

>>44263440
>stop shitting the thread
>Shitting a shitposting thread.
Legit how.

>>44263467
>You are shitting up a toilet
that is where you are supposed to shit

>>44263483
So this thread then?

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>>44263425
High summoner Seska Fuzen, heiress of the Fuze clan, guardian of the Tendai-Naga rituals, class-A navigator of the Imperial Fleet, personal adviser of Emperor Sokoku, future galatic empress of the Yamada Empire, minion of the Goddess of Spring and the God of Liquor, living host of the Evil God of the Tenth Element, and winner of last year's Imperial Court Swim-fest!

>>44263088
Stat this shitpost

>>44263500
sauce?

>>44263500
...I was interested in finding out more about her and the setting she's from.

Now I'd rather just forget this thread entirely. Thanks Anon!

>>44263521
butthurt - 12
newfig - 11
self-righteousness - 10
relevancy - 4
fun - 2

>>44263521
Ok

>>44263088
10/10 on that post for being the appropriate response to all "stat-me" shitposts.

>>44263523
why though?

>>44263546
I've seen Freeform RP characters that sounded less stupid, Anon. That's why.

>>44263521
reking OP: 20 (+5)

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>>44263522
Orion, my man

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>>44263549
Being incredibly stupid is 50% of Seska's appeal.

The other 50% is her thighs.

Stat Me threads are board culture

Complaints about Stat Me threads are also board culture.

>>44263557
>>44263541
fags: 1

>>44263594
Sure thing OP, sure thing.

>>44263594
Well, there is one OP, after all.