If you had the divine power to completely remove one race from

I would remove OP from the real world for making stupid threads

>>44088755
REMOVE KENDER

I mean if nothing else they're just a sort of gnome.

>>44088774
I'm still not convinced gnomes and halflings need to be two different things.
Or gnomes and dwarves, to a lesser extent.

The only good answer for this is player character duk'zarist (pure).
Just put them out of their misery man.

>>44088755
Elves. This includes all subraces.

>>44088755
i would remove half-races. either that or implement every other sensible mixed races.

but i would probably just remove all half-races wich i usually just ban from my games anyway, when i DM

>>44088755
None, really. I mean, theres a few races Id remove from other stuff, say the Collectors from Mass Effect or something, but none from my favoured one. Thats kinda why its my favoured one, I have no significant gripes with it

>>44088782
I'm fine with gnomes and halflings and dwarves. They're just elves to humans to.. goliath?

>>44088792
Could I take the stats of one, but just be a particularly stocky elf/agile orc or whatever?

>>44088755

Drow.

Elemental-descended humans, like in pathfinder. Shortly after that, Dragonborn.

I'm a fan of Lizardfolk and Kobolds, but Dragonborn is just adding too many.

>>44088835
yes. yes you could.
here's my reasoning: i just dont like the concept of a "mix-race". im not saying races cant mix, im saying that it shouldnt warrant a race of its own. more like a VERY rare occurence, wich most of the time results in some sort of miscarriage, retardation or some genetic birth defect due to genetic distance between the parents.
so if i allow someone to take a half-race character i demand a very good reason/backstory for the character, or i try to work with my player to refluff it, and just keep the statline

>>44088901
Not what I would do, but that makes sense. I'd play in your games Anon.

Blacks. If you're going to play that "hurr hurr same race" garbage, then I guess kobolds.

>>44088979
>KKK detected

>>44088971
why thank you, anon.

one thing i should probably mention is that most of the time i homebrew my settings. after multiple dealings with "that guy" who argued "its in the phb therefore i should be allowed to play it" i just decided to fuck it and go full homebrew, instead of "a slightly altered version of what's in the book".

also homebrewing settings is fun

>>44088999
>the thread is literally about deleting any race you dislike
>oh no, someone picked blacks
>better single them out!
>everyone else's choice is MUCH more valid and less racist
>even though the thread is about destroying an entire race

Unless you were making a Kobold Killin' Krew joke.

>>44088755
I wouldn't.
I really like all of the races in Shadowrun, even those fucking keebs.

>>44089104
No, just thought it was funny. That said kobald killin krew also gave me a chuckle

>>44088755
Half-things of all kind

Hybrids a shit
Convergence is the shit

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>>44088755
>GURPS
Uh.
I remove skull cats, I guess.

>>44089104
>KKK
>Kobold Killing Krew

im SO gonna steal that

>>44089326
Now, is it an anti-kobold faction or a kobold adventuring team's name?

Probably humans? My group is made up of a bunch of self conscious nerds who are so scared of appearing mary sue every character is a human with mundane backgrounds and goals.

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>>44089343
>tfw you've always wanted to DM/play a game where all of the players are the same race and/or class (all paladins/clerics or all ranger/hunter/something else) where everyone has its own different role but it's literally impossible to find players that will agree

>>44089343
actually...i dunno...i have yet to think of a way to actually implement it into a game...but i will, eventually

>a bunch of orkz
>Kobold Krumpin' Krew

>>44088901
So what if i want to be a retarded down syndrome half dwarf half orc?

>>44089777
i would probably not invite you again, unless i was specifically asking everyone to bring lolrandumb "whacky-funtimes" characters.

wich i probably didnt because i prefer a more serious tone to my campaigns
bonus points if you can make the retarded down syndrome half dwarf half orc work in a serious setting.
then again, if i knew you and the rest of the players were good enough roleplayers to actually handle that kind of character then more power to you

>>44089104
>kobold killing krew
You know just mentioning that triggers kobold traps.

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Humans. Fucking useless monkeys.

>>44088755
Wookiees from Star Wars.

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>>44088755

Fuck, In order of preference

Halfings/Gnomes, THEY'RE THE SAME SHIT AND BOTH ARE POINTLESS. Seriously they add fucking nothing to the setting beside "quirky race that can into rogue good".

Gnomes and goblins.

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>>44088791
>>44090497
All is right in the world

>>44088755
Man from the RPG of Real Life.