>The Bakers apprentice and the halfling shepherd's daughter

>halfling wedding
How much food man, how much food?

>>44086405
>bloodbowl
I'm not sure how many shortstacks are in the moot, I'm sure some are but those can't be too common

>>44086405
I'm reminded of this: http://pastebin.com/2qZdhrsC
>"I looked through the skeins of fate, saw the future. Hundreds of futures. I saw what will be and what could be…”
>“And?”
>“Of all the futures that could be, this path, this path alone…”
>“YES?”
>“Will result in just the cutest babies in the whole universe.”

>>44086405
they would be a quarterling of course

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>>44089256
I would think that regardless of your feelings on 5e you would go for 3e just because theres auctualy something to work with there especially for lore concerns.

>>44089221
im not sure what to think of myself for that pun.

>>44089221
Threequarterling I think you'll find.

>>44089282
It's because 5e doesn't really have that much established lore that it works well for these broad questions, because the sought answer isn't "What is it like in X setting?" but "What is your personal preference in this matter?"

>>44089306
could go either way I suppose

actually no your right it would be 3/4ling

or maybe it could be 1/4 size wise I would expect 3/4 though

I guess it depends on what way you look at it are you breeding the ling out or the human out.

>>44089458
>I guess it depends on what way you look at it are you breeding the ling out or the human out.
>Implying that there are full lings somewhere
>And that humans fucked them enough to form a new species

>>44086440
The bakery's full store and the half the Shepard's flock.

>>44089256
holy fuck! i used to have that one! i bet is still somewhere in the attic along with the queen bee or whatever its called, god i loved those toys

>>44086405
No matter the setting, Vanilla and actual romance is my fetish.
It is so strong, that even Slaanesh is ripped apart between admiration and disgust that I can feel it this strong.

I give them my blessing from the bottom of my soul and send them on their way as I gouge out this Inquisitors eyes and rip him and his troupe apart for even imagining to kill them both for a heresy that is truly needed in this galaxy that knows no love.

The Emperor knows and admits this.

May their love blossom into a shield, that protects them from any harm and good meant gifts that turn out to be bad for them and their descendants.

AMEN!

>>44089256
>>44091625
Dude! I had one of those too! You could shake it just right to make it do this loud castanet-like clacking sound. It used to piss of my big sister so much! Man, I have no idea where mine is though.

>>44091901
they should sell them again, i would buy them all this time

>>44092147
I'd probably just buy four of those little green guys and give them to my niece and nephew. That way I can annoy my sister all over again.

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It would be a halfling child

Blood bowl has taught me that halfling mortality is so high this is the only way they survive. Its kinda why goblins are short stacks too, though I imagine this one is much more loving

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>>44089256

Pfft everyone knows he married her in order to learn the secrets of Halfling Pie crust.

>>44092571
To be frank I think a halfling maid has something to gain from wedding a baker.

Still you can't say he didn't do it for the shortstack booty or a maid you can carry around

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>>44092594
I'd assume Baking is considered a prestigious career in Halfling society. Halfling mothers yell at their children for marrying a doctor or banker when there was a perfectly good single Baker available.

>Halflings are the comfiest Fantasy race.

I need this. Somebody give- Oh wait. Alfie.

>>44092723
Alfie makes me feel bad for the husband, and the daughter is kinda slutty

Something sweet and cute is better

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>>44089256
Wizards of the Coast, go and stay away.

>>44092765
... That's true. Is there anything sweet and cute out there?

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>>44089256
No.
3.5e would be more standard if you HAVE to use a setting and system for default. Namely Planescape because of such a wide array of things the setting can handle.

But in this case, the book of erotic fantasy says they can't breed at all.
However if you insist that they can, then I can only assume it's just a very short human, jokingly dubbed "threequarterling" despite having human stats

>>44092777
Dude, that Gargamel?

>>44087061
>Dick (noun), the male genitalia. see also "muh".

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Halfling thread?

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If Alfie has taught me anything, it's that she's gonna be walking funny for the next couple weeks.

>>44093470
>weeks
Anon, please, you underestimate halfling stamina, she will be back for more in two days tops.

>>44092594
>or a maid you can carry around
>picking up your halfling wife and cuddling her while she struggles helplessly in your arms
oh yes

>>44095754
>That infectious halfling giggling as you tickle her in your arms
>She tickles you back

>>44092907
Nah its Cronus

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>>44095928
>never

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>>44095928
>>44095754

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>>44097112

I believe you mean "Saturn" citizen.

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